#The rubric - is what if...

[spacecircusofklowns]

🤔 In cartoon form, what would the emotions of klowns from outer space look like when they see humans? 🍽

[paging-possum]

trying to get my degree in mad scientist school but my freaking evil potions professor won't put words on her slides so it's all pictures of snips and snails and puppy dogs tails with no explanations about how to actually combine them. got yelled at for not wearing my dubiously stained lab coat more often. performing my lab final organ harvesting but I had to pull an all nighter cram studying how to connect a human brain to a computer so im super tired and accidentally removed the wrong kidney and the guy on the table is laughing at me. three coffees deep wishing I had just studied to be a minion instead.

[wallbeatjournal]

Pour one out for Reggie, always second choice for the Lodges after Archie

SECOND CHOICE FOR EVERYONE. like literally it is so hard to evaluate reggie (especially w/r/t the lodges) without bringing in The Tragedy Of The Side Character Rival-Foil who exists in the narrative to experience B-plot versions of the A-plot in miniature

riverdale-the-metanarrative is so blatantly full of guys who are different versions of archie and where his character could go in the story if he didn't have to be the protagonist-hero - munroe as the jaded star fighter with the same nickname hiram originally used on archie as an endearment, who could get out of this damn town if he commits to sports. eric jackson as the disabled vet with unmanaged ptsd who betrayed his unit for a manipulative man in authority who just gets to be a respectable figure in society while his groomed victims suffer (and he could speak up and get justice if he's willing to handle the social impacts of being labeled a survivor). kevin as the openly-gay damagingly-impulsive, validation-seeking, people-pleasing, insecure joiner with a nice-but-emotionally-distant dad who keeps trying to find happiness through in-group conformism. julian s7 as literal understudy, and the guy who died in war (also got targeted and negged by s7 reboot hiram lodge in the s7 reboot version of wrestling. dramatic monologues).

reggie is like. the most powerful and tragic of all of these archie analogs bc he's sometimes a rival, too. so his jealousy and inferiority complex towards archie exists both inside and outside of the narrative! all of those other archie reflections aren't also competing with him and comparing themselves to him and constantly getting handed his leftovers and cast-offs and feeling that that is what's happening. but reggie is :\

anyway. so tragic. love u reggie

[daenystheedreamer]

is jon bi

[uhohdad]

Would Rubrice actually get in trouble if someone found out they had a one night stand?

(I'm sorry if talking about them is getting annoying, but i love them so much 😔💔)

pls don’t ever apologize i hope y’all know everytime i get an ask my heart leaps over the moon before it lands back in my body and pumps the stars through my veins. y’all will never annoy dad. also i love them sm too in fact I owe that anon so much i’m so glad they put me on this 😭 <3 <3

Yes & no. Ruby’s exaggerates, but it is certainly frowned upon. I don’t think anyone cares enough to actually reprimand the mentors/escorts for sleeping around, so long as it doesn’t interfere with duties. Kind of like office rules. On paper it’s not allowed, but it’s more like - don’t ask don’t tell, y’know?

But Ruby would not be able to handle the gossip or smug stares from her peers if they found out. She is a professional! She’s got a reputation to uphold! Oh, it would just be the talk of the Capitol.

She’s got a hot blush on her cheeks for dayyys after, and she can’t even look John in the eye.

John’s not making it easy on her, either. Teasing her at every opportunity so he can watch her stutter through exceptionally high-pitched objections. Getting a rouse out of her is one of his favorite time-passers.

Price will even try to fluster her with low spun dirty talk and lingering touches, reveling in the way she squeals and practically runs from him.

He’ll laugh, a rarity - a hearty, genuine laugh from deep in his gut as he watches her clear the room, grumbling unhappily all of the way.

(Ruby loves it, but she could never admit it. Instead she’ll lock herself in her room and ride her fingers to the tune of Price’s vulgar tongue and brute manhandling, stifling her noisy moans and squeaks).

[delawaredetroit]

I wonder who's going to fail this exam guys

I'm not one of those people mad about the narrative decision to have Shouto fail this exam. Shouto also earned this L. You know that moment where a gifted kid eventually hits a point where he can't coast anymore and has to actually learn to study. This exam is that point for Shouto. He couldn't just coast on his higher level of training and S power stat to bulldoze through situations past a certain level of complexity. Beyond the Inasa issue, this exam was largely full of hero students with more practical experience than him and Shouto's overconfidence in his individual brute strength prevented him from considering what was actually being tested during this exam.

On another note, it's funny that Izuku doesn't even bother to try to stop Bakugou. He did make an attempt with Shouto and had to be told to give up on stopping him.

[miodiodavinci]

OTL

[mftm1987]

tell me in the tags which album(s) and why it’s yes or no! also feel free 2 reblog

[butchlifeguard]

gym bc cutting myself about the asl final is wrong

[epitome-of-an-openbook]

Something that I remember sometimes and then get slightly sad and/or angry about is that I once attended a powerpoint night where my PowerPoint concept flopped so badly but three (count 'em 3) of my friends (only one of which attended that particular powerpoint night) asked me if they could use my concept for their own powerpoint nights and all three of them got some kind of praise or award.

[lucysgraybird]

how do we feel about me writing a super self indulgent alex fic

[spacecircusofklowns]

Part 3 🎉🎉🎉 The end of the movie (or cartoon x)))

And a little bonus at the bottom ✨

✨The end of the comic✨

[brittlebutch]

another thing that really gets me about Excellent Adventure is how obvious it is that Bill and Ted have fundamentally misunderstood the basis of the assignment they’re faced with — the number of textbooks they leave school with, the desperate collecting of Facts about the historical figures in question, and the “are you gonna call someone and get the answers?” question they pose to Rufus, even the fact that Bill calls it a “history review” instead of a “report” — like they’re studying for a Test instead of preparing for what is, basically, a creative writing assignment. A miscommunication/misunderstanding that should be easily corrected, but isn’t, that really highlights how neglected/unsupported they are in like, every aspect of their lives

[vampiricsheep]

so since I may be free this summer after all, would anyone be interested in an RP event that's a potluck? I've been wanting to do it for ages but there's never any interest compared to other themes

for a discord rp, I would make a separate server explicitly for this purpose so you don't have to be in any guilds or anything! I would also delete the server (or at least channel, if people would like an event-planning server long-term) after a week - enough time for people to read over their stuff but not preserved forever and ever.

[irenespring]

Welp I got an 89.5 on my paper so it is "I am a total failure and the professor thinks I'm stupid" hours.

[warriorprincesstramp]

essay finished 🫡 is it good? well.