#The only male cat:
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there is a long long list my friend
hang on I’m trying to see something
don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name
#The stolen cat:#goose#goosie#luse-goose#loo-loo#The female cat that actually belongs to my family:#noony#noona-banoona#baby banoona#banoona#noony-bean#bean#beany baby#beany#The only male cat:#peabs#peaby#PB jelly man#jelly man#baby boy#peaby baby#And the snake:#petey#addition to the stolen cat list: asshole.
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ITS JUST. ALL CREEK
im glad we can all agree that Craig approaching Thomas in "Le Petit Tourette" and asking him if he could do his laundry was very gay
#south park#sp#craig tucker#tweek tweak#creek#sp creek#super craig#wonder tweek#sp thomas#thomas le petit tourette#thats just his last name to me#i have been using ao3 more lately and whenever ppl tag him they say 'Thomas (le petit tourette)'#cuz they dont tell us his last name & thats the only episode he appears in#but hes kinda funny#him teaming up w kyle to get back at cartman was very fun. underrated character#trying to make tweek more... skrunkly. in my art#hes like a wet rag to me#places him in the bathtub and he gets all crinkly like a sopping wet cat#does thag make sense.#im really getting better at form and shapes its maling me really happy#ALSO CONTINUING MY TRADITION OF DRAWING SHIP ART OF TWO CHARACTERS JUST STANDING ON TOP OF EACHOTHER#LIKE LEGO BRICKS#i do this for almodt everything i hyperfixate on its very important#potatart
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Baby
#implied mpreg#implied male pregnancy#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl leshy#cotl yellow cat follower#cotl yellow cat#leshycat#narilamb#but only slightly#fanart#art#fan child
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decided to try my hand at the gray cat challenge thing that a lot of wc artists are doing
#i just realized that this makes it look like i give my male cats scruffy eyebrows#i swear thats not the case lmao ash and crow just happen to be my only designs with that feature#warrior cats#wc#crowfeather#cinderpelt#ashfur#bluestar#my art
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his bug eyes and scraggly mustache enchant me so
#cherrychemise#he has the personality of like a stray cat. hes hissing and biting and spitting and i am cooing at his stupid ass anyways#he would dye your hair for you but only after telling you your dye job looks like shit#digital art#artists on tumblr#my ocs#cp2077#cd projekt red#cdpr#cyberpunk#oc: yuri vachenko#cyberpunk v#masc v monday#male v cyberpunk#art#cyberpunk 2077
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As much as I would enjoy a kiss at their reunion, I do think the dragon prince crew would do something softer when (not if <-clown emoji) Sorvus is made canon. I'm picturing Corvus and Ezran and Callum arriving at the castle like in the promo image, them checking up with Opeli and she reveals everything is fine.
But Corvus asks about Soren. "Where is he?" he asks, his mind already wandering to the possibility that Soren...hadn't made it out. He will himself to remain strong for his king, but his body fills with dread. Thankfully, Opeli points him to the river.
There, Soren sits on the banks. Corvus sits beside him, noticing the same pained look in his eyes that he had seen on the ramparts the day Soren asked him to become a crownguard. Now, that same pain encompassed how he sat, how he stared mournfully into the waters.
Corvus asks is he is alright, and Soren can't even answer, holding back what emotion he can to maintain his cheerful attitude. He is failing miserably. Something more terrible than the Storm Spire must have happened. Something worse than Katolis burning down.
Corvus lays his hand over Soren's on the rock. Soren looks from it to Corvus, then shifts so that he can hold Corvus's hand back.
Like Janai and Amaya, its a confirmation.
and, of course, at the end of arc 2 or start of arc 3 (affirm affrim, manifest manifest, like to charge reblog to cast) then we get a kiss, teehee
#the dragon prince#soren tdp#corvus tdp#sorvus#Wrote clown emoji instead of putting the actual emoji cause I'm on desktop#I add the clown emoji because as much as they are waving those gay and bisexual flags around#as much as the crew is saying “couple dynamic” in interviews#or as much as Jesse Inocalla is calling Corvus a black cat girlfriend in podcasts#I have been burned before by two men that are a bit more than platonic in how they act#and I am not immune to being ashamed by people who say things like#oh#I only see them as really good friends. They won't be canon#or even worse#“we need more healthy male friendships”#as if they actually care about that kind of thing over shaming mlm who want to see themselves#in a silly little cartoon#so until they are canon (affirm affirm)#I will keep my hopes down if only so I won't be embarassed by people who said#i told you so#sorry for rant but that's how I feel
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I fucking love AZ so much I drew my Sona as the Pokemon XY Protag with AZ 🤧💖
#my art#oc art#pokemon#pokemon xy#pokemon y#Trainer AZ#Kalos#kalos region#pokemon kalos#floette#AZ's Floette#eternal flower floette#my Sona is literally me (only the right gender cause I'm still afab and he's trans male) so he's 5'4ft with AZ's 9ft ass#imagine this 26 yr old trainer standing next to AZ like yeah this is my girlfriend (AZ)#Yes I love him I love a 3000 year olf 9ft hobo man whose the equivalent of a sopping wet cat left in the rain#don't judge me#does this count as Yumeshipping???? idk....
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GERALT OF RIVIA MINDOIR - 1/??? MASS EFFECT 1 PROLOGUE
#mass effect#commander shepard#male shepard#geralt of rivia#the witcher#gamingedit#dailygaming#dailyvideogames#vgedit#cleric's gifs#geralt shepard#his eyes are cat eyes btw but the game's specular makes it hard to see in most scenes#phew this was an experience and the hair is still a mess#but porting heads between games is now something I can do#PERSONAL MOD ONLY due to CDPR's perms being stricter and requiring legal contact#mass effect 1#mele#mass effect legendary edition
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caretaker x whumpee dynamic that is like: "it's like the cat distribution system chose me to pick this pathetic little shit, I've know whumpee for two hours by I'll destroy you if you put a hand on them".
#platonic is the only acceptable male caretaker x female whumpee dynamic i accept#just this motherfucker adopting a random wet cat#whump#whump community#whump blog#whumpblr
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competitive bitches just say shit that hits different
#pokemon#competitive pokemon#greninja#r/stunfisk#proper usage of reddit is only using it for r/stunfisk#for context this was on a shitpost about schrodingers cat theory with greninjas abilities#(for further context battle bond greninja (which is one of its abilities) was event only so it could only be male and couldn't be shiny)#this comment has been living in my head for like three days#i believe in stinkpost sunday supremacy
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Getting Caught
*Stone walking back to his barracks with two bags in this hands, having come back from a trip into town* Price, who is waiting outside the barracks for Stone: Ah, Stone. I was a little worried when I heard you had left base, you're not the type to go gallivanting. Stone: I had to just go into town quickly for some things, next time I'll tell you when I'm leaving. Price, eyeing the bags in Stone's hands: Are those cans of cat food and a bag of dry cat food? Stone, without hesitation: Yes, they are. Price: *realization dawns on him* Stone, is that for the stray cat that's roaming around? Stone, again without hesitation: It is. Price: ... Price: The stray cat that has bitten and scratched several soldiers? Stone: She's misunderstood. Price: She? Stone, heading towards the door of his barracks: I gotta put these bags in my room quickly, I've left the base hospital unattended for too long. *runs into the barracks and closes the door* Price: *stares at where Stone had been* Price, sighing and turning away from the barracks: At least he's making a friend, even if it is a stray cat.
Reblogs are welcomed & appreciated! Asks are open, feel free to pop in and talk or request something!
#john price#captain john price#captain price#call of duty#cod mw2#cod mwii#call of duty modern warfare 2#cod#task force 141 oc#call of duty oc#cod oc#male!oc#desi!oc#call of duty oc: stone#cod oc: stone#Stone doesn't like lying so he only does so if it's a matter of life or death or if he knows his lying will make the situation funny#in that case his lying is always blatant and clear that he's lying#but yeah he really likes that stray cat#and the gender of the cat has been confirmed#price questions Stone's decision to befriend a known hostile cat but what can he do?#at least Stone is making a friend#:)
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ok fellas this post is really different from my other stuff so i'm putting it under the cut for people who don't care and also because i'm slightly embarrassed
ok so. is it unusual for a girl to want to have a deep voice and a flat chest and a more square face and also feel slightly jealous of men and want to sound like them and look like them
and also is it unusual to want to be all that, but also simultaneously not be very bothered very much by how you look right now or by being referred to with she/her except for sometimes when you think about it too much. because i usually don't think about it except for sometimes where i suddenly just get really sad about being a girl or i'll always have this faint feeling that i am just unhappy about it
and also is it unusual to try to ignore it and go about your life being unbothered by it even though deep down it does kinda bother you but you can't really. like. say anything to anyone because your family won't react well and neither will your friends because they'll think it's weird and uncomfortable. i feel afraid to ever feel this way because i know the people in my life won't react well to it
so like. genuine question please lmk wtf is goin on because i'm unsure if it's normal and i've felt like this for a long time and it's confusing me and i don't even know what i'm going to do with the information once i know i'm just sort of lost LMAO
#vent#ig???????????#it's not even funny (it's a little funny) how the only reason i've like. thought about this was because i am becoming#more and more jealous of actors in the musicals i watch#greaseball when i get you. when i get you#like i know it IS possible play as male characters in musicals or something as a girl if i ever wanted to#but the thing is i want to look like them and sound like them and i want to be masculine#this is me questioning my gender on my fucking cats the musical tumblr blog everybody point and laugh#might delete later depending on how embarrassed i get ARGH#I FEEL SHEEPISH#had this in my drafts for a long time but i'm caving in and posting it because i had a bad night last night thinking abt it#and i need to know. also i'm lying in bed having to get up and i don't wanna so i'm making excuses#anyway again. i'm embarrassed feel free to ignore this is so stupid#ok. being brave about this#i don't like being negative on here. idk if it's negative but it might come off that way and i don't want to be awkward#also idk how sharing it here will help. but i don't really know what else to go to#if nobody got me i know tumblr got me can i get an amen#keep adding tags to this like it's going to change anything. post the damn thing idiot#why am i adding so many tags like i'm hyping myself up in the mirror JUST POST IT
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public service announcement to anyone drawing the Cheshire Cat from AM’s Alice games, which I am making because I have been drawing this guy constantly for like three days bcuz my brain is broken and only after scrounging up whatever random images I could possibly find in the depths of google did I realize that cat has the Venus and Mars symbols on the backs of his ears. You can’t always see them and they’re not always even there in official art of him but they’re on his amr model and some other official art. Below is a pic of his model, part of a poster illustrated by concept artist Norman Felchle at a convention some years ago, concept art that was done by Terry Smith (both Felchle and Smith did concept art for the Alice series), and a tarot card illustration I believe was made for Asylum but im unsure by whom (in that order!) It bothered me that I missed that they were there even tho they’re not a huge detail (and also weren’t there in the original, lol) but either way I figured I’d share (and anyone who already knew can go “yeah, duh”)
#yakketyyak#alice madness returns#american mcgees alice#cheshire cat#alice asylum#reference image#also since theyre the male/female symbols as well and in the original book the cat is only referred to as it#(which is consistent w most of the animals and doesn’t mean anything about the cat in particular but anyways)#i was like. wouldn’t it be funny if this Victorian era monstrosity of a feline is just like “look at my sick tattoos alice I’m agender
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Egyptian pharaoh names but I’ve turned them into ancient cat names
1. Tutankhbastet (Tutankhamun)
This is the most obvious name on this list because literally all I’ve done is change out the name of one god for another god. I’m not doing that for any of the others I promise.
King Tutankhamun is the one pharaoh everybody knows about, which is ironic since his birth name literally means “the living (ankh) image (tut) of the Hidden One (Amun).” (“Tut” can also be translated as “likeness” or “statue.”)
Amun was the Egyptian god of, uh… stuff (he’s hidden. His whole deal is that he’s hidden). Bastet was the Egyptian cat goddess. Sometimes she was portrayed as a lady with a cat head, but sometimes she was just a cat. If you switch Amun’s name out for Bastet’s, it becomes “the living (ankh) image (tut) of the Cat Goddess (Bastet).” Truly, a name that only the most dignified and elegant cats deserve.
Transliteration: twt-anx-bAstt
You could also say it “Tutankhbast” if you prefer.
2. Hatmiushepsyu (Hatshepsut)
Hatshepsut’s name means “the foremost (hat) of noblewomen (shepsut),” and it turned out to be really good name for her, since she became pharaoh and all. If you want to change it to “foremost of noble cats” it becomes Hat-miu-shepsyu, “miu” meaning “cats” and shepsyu meaning “noble.”
Transliteration: HAt-miww-Spsyw
3. Nedjestiti (Nefertiti)
I am aware that calling Nefertiti a pharaoh is controversial since there’s a chance that Neferneferuaten might have been her daughter and not her. But finding names of pharaohs that you can do this to and are also popular enough to be recognized is hard so shush.
Nefertiti was supposedly the most beautiful woman in the ancient world (although we can’t confirm that because Nefertiti and all the other ancient women are now dead). Her name fits this, because it means “the beautiful one (nefert) has come (iti).”
“Nedjes” is a word meaning “small,” so changing the name to Nedjest-iti makes it mean “the small one has come.”
This is a good name, because if your cat is bad then you can use it in a derogatory sense to call them a penniless little beggar. Unfortunately, it only really works for girl cats, because the masculine version is “Nedjesiu,” which loses the pun quite a bit.
Transliteration: nDst-ii.ti
4. Miumer (Narmer)
Narmer was the first pharaoh to rule over all of Egypt, and like other early pharaohs the only name used for himself was his Horus name instead of his throne name or birth name. (You know that TS Elliot poem about how cats have a bunch of different types of names? Pharaohs are like that too). Because Narmer was his Horus name, it was written inside an enclosure called a serekh instead of a cartouche.
The name itself means something like “striking (mer) catfish (nar)” or “fierce (mer) catfish (nar).” To change it to “striking cat” or “fierce cat,” you need to change nar to miu: Miu-mer. (Yeah the English translations of this one are stronger wordplay than the Egyptian versions, sorry.)
If your cat is a girl then the name should be Miutmer instead.
Transliteration: miw-mr
5. Bitokris (Netiqerti/“Nitokris”)
Queen Nitokris was either a cunning murderess, whose name lurks in the shadows of history… or she was a 3,000 year old transcription error. The only potential record we have of her name in hieroglyphs is the name of a pharaoh called “Netiqerti” on the Turin kings list. This could be Nitokris, or it could be a mistake made by a scribe while trying to copy the name of the name of another, completely different pharaoh.
If Netiqerti is Nitokris, then her name means “Neith (Net, a goddess) is excellent (iqerti).” Bit-iqerti/Bitokris would mean “honey (bit) is excellent (iqerti).”
Transliteration: bit-iqr.ti
#Ancient egypt#egyptology#ancient languages#This list ending up having more girl pharaohs than boy pharaohs on it which is neat (even if one of them probably wasn’t real)#A lot of the famous names of male pharaohs I first thought of using are things like ‘the justice of Ra is strong’ ‘Thoth is born’#Or some other combination of god name + religious meaning#And just switching another god out for Bastet gets very repetitive so I was only willing to put one version of that on this list#And the king Tut one works the best because Tut and Bastet are both well known enough that some non-nerds will probably be able to get it#Also because ‘The living image of Bastet’ is just a great name for a cat#The Nitokris one also follows that format but I was able to think of something that wasn’t just another god without completely changing it#And I’m so proud of myself for thinking of that. Bitokris is a great name.#I put this list in order of which of the pharaohs on it are most well known. If it was in order of the best names Bitokris would be first#and Tutankhbastet would be second#Ava has thoughts#Id in alt#ancient egypt stuff#Long post
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#agatha harkness#billford#cats of tumblr#bill cipher#jujutsu kaisen#us politics#fiddleford mcgucket#rio vidal#pokemon#kinger#I feel good . you want to have sex with me you're free to chat me up only serious minded people Male and female are free to book me for sex
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now, he's not *actually* sparring - it looks like he wandered into the path of a charge between training soldiers, but that's extremely Cat and I love it.
I wish he would adopt someone :'1 guess he's content fathering all the kittens in my fortress.
#dwarf fortress#meet the cat I cracked and installed DFHack for#he got caught outside in our first siege as a kitten and took a goblin's bolt to the lung#I did the thing that lets animal citizens use the hospital#he's perpetually winded... hence the name#but he's alive and well. and the only male cat I haven't had neutered :)
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