#The mechs rp

[master-at-arms]

Yeah, tried that and then an octokitten ate my eye when it dislodged. So.

I call this the create a new problem technique

[engineeroftheaurora]

I need someone to come sweep me off my feet

[auroras-cries]

I just trapped drunk Jonny in the supply closet and he's yelling about how how I'll rue the day

It's so funny

[stringbean-the-octokitten]

He stumbles into the kitchen and hits the cabinet face first. Wobbling around, he makes his way over to the fridge and sits in front of it, hoping that the first person who walks into the kitchen will provide him with his treat of cheese.

Unfortunately, there is a great chance that that person could be @swarm-mother , so he quickly jumps at a bag of flour, covering himself, this is his best attempt at disguise, he even covers his tracks by getting one of the younger octokittens to lick up the flour while he sits right in front of the fridge and hopes that A. The disguise works so he can have all the cheese he wants, and B. He doesn't have to take a bath

His disguise will most likely not work, but is a boy allowed to dream?

[swarm-mother]

I got a big stash of bottles we can break into.

They begin to guide him out of the room as they explain.

Admittedly, it's mostly shit I caught the kittens stealing and just kept for myself. So it's a blend of the whole crew's tastes.

The static comes on on Tivs communicator, it's Nastya based on the voice that follows

JONNY SAT ON ME

I'M BEING SUFFOCATED BECAUSE THIS GUY JUST SAT ON ME

HELP ME

( @engineeroftheaurora )

Tiv can't help but laugh just a bit. Gods, they almost miss the days when they had older siblings. They number of times those jerks sat on them were too many to count. Nastya really does have baby sister energy.

They're struggling to hold in their laugh as they respond, so they keep the message short.

I'm coming.

With that they grab their cattle prob and make their way to where Nastya and Jonny are.

[scientist-cognizi]

ONE OF THE BABIES SAID THEIR FIRST WORDS OH MY GOD, PH MY GOD PH MY GOD THIS IS NOT A DRILLLLLL OH MY GODDDDDDDD

[notthekaiserslenny]

The moon kaiser may have commissioned the cannon but at least he didn't use AI art

[mordredhnoc-rp]

[[ There's something buried in the dunes outside Camelot, the only indication of it being the glint of corroded brass and faint static.. ]]

[[ @lonebeat ]]

Oh? What's this...?

*He kneels down and gently begins brushing off the dust and sand, trying to uncover more of the metallic thing he's stumbled across. As more of the thing (person? It's definitely starting to look like a person) gets unburied, he pauses, staring in confusion--he almost recognizes the brass thing buried in the sand*

What...

[psychological-torture-anon]

Come on! This is geting bori-i-ing, tell me something! You scientist always do some measures and then just never tell me or explain anything! Maybe I want to know what I am too! Never thought of that?

Psychta returned its head to its body and pouted dramatically.

…May I experiment on you?

@lesbian-science-officer

ooooo look who's back, little Icarus :)

[captainjonny-dville]

@vonraumstherapy

[engineeroftheaurora]

JONNY JUST KILLED THE POPE

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

*There was a knock at Jonny’s door.*

Jonny? It’s raphaella.

@lesbian-science-officer

‘S open!

Jonnys answer comes almost immediately.

[thenonevilscientist]

When I tell you "bless you" after you sneeze, a thank you would be appreciated.

Not "Guys she's fucking back again!" Or "how did you find us" and "get off the ship!"

It's rude

[golden-eyed-gunman]

@swarm-mother check out this picture I got of @captain-dville and @stringbean-the-octokitten earlier

He’s gonna kill me but it’s worth it

[researcher-4e69636b]

Nick clearly wasn’t looking good: his hair was a mess and ze was stumbling and stopping all the time due to the increased back pain. Yet, ze pointlessly wandered around the Aurora with nothing better to do. Part of him hoped he would meet someone. Maybe with a gun.

@caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate

[immortalarsonist]

If I needed help, I’d ask.

hello, Ashes :)

how lungs are doing?

Lungs are doing fine, thanks

Had a repair a few hundred years ago so we’re all good for the next several millennia