#The insanely cool Jared Kleinman

[swingingspaceageidiot]

Jared’s cut Dear Evan Hansen song (Goin’ Viral) sounds like he has gone viral and it ruined his social status/reputation that’s why he hasn’t got many friends except Evan and partially Alana.

Where Jared says “Trust me, dude, that shit will linger” it implies that he has gone through that before because he knows what it’s like. In addition, the tone that is used when Jared says “Once your letter first gets tweeted, that stuff never gets deleted” makes it sound like Jared has tweeted something before and it has been used against him and or to bully him. Also, he says “You’ll be the poster boy for ‘gay and lame’” it hints that Jared gets bullied for being gay and lame because of his ‘Goin’ Viral’ experience. Aswell, the way he gives the advice “So either kill yourself or change your name” suggests that he spiralled and had suicidal thoughts when he went viral. This is further supported when he says “You’re life’s gonna spiral” in a tone which implies he spiralled in his own experience.

Goin’ Viral also reminds me of The Smartphone Hour from Be More Chill which is a song about a person called Rich Goranksi going viral on twitter after burning down his friends house and going to hospital. Goin’ Viral references fleeing to Bombay when it says “You flee to Bombay and still, you’re trending” and in The Smartphone Hour it says “Rich set a fire and fled to Bombay” which further proves my point. Also, this does make me think that there could’ve been a chance of Jared and Rich being friends, most likely online, because they had similar experiences in songs.

In conclusion, above are my reasons to believe that Jared has gone viral and it is his reasoning for not having many friends and getting bullied.

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Every time Deja Vu by Olivia Rodrigo plays at work I can't stop thinking about kleinphy. It's Jared's like.. inner dialogue. Like, Evan said all this bs, making stuff up based off of Connor's life. But all that stuff he did with Jared, and Jared's like asking himself like, you could tell Evan that you actually did this shit with Connor. But you're not...

Bonus- "Do you call her Almost say my name? Cause let's be honest, we kinda do sound the same." Hasen, Kleinman. Like, cmon.

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

Tumblrz for gaywads

So guess why Jareds in the house now

[sinkjustlikeastone]

anyone who reads jared kleinman as straight has issues

[sincerelyuss]

TRADE OFFER❗❗

No puedo explicar lo mucho que amo a este hdp😠💗

I LOVE HIM SM AAAGHHH×_!&*.*

[ilydzy]

RIP jared kleinman you would’ve loved chappell roan

[nerdle-turdle]

[intricate-ritualz]

jared so desperate for evan’s attention that he’s like “come over to my house alone you and me only and let’s get WASTED like let’s just get FUCKED UP togther just us in my room . #SuperNormalActivitiesForBFFs” 😭😭

[the-autism-factory]

JUSTJOINDNF TUMBLR

OKay erm hii :3 i am insaneiycooi (putting the i's in lowercase so its easier to recognize) from twitter since its gone to shit im on tumblr now so this is sort of promotion so hey!!!!!!!! im leo but i goby 2 other namesim an aroace libramasculine autistic trans guy with anxiety whos super dupercool and aewsome. i love dear evan hansen, mandela catalogue, heartstopper, marble hornets, fnaf, and tryred witness archives :3

[swingingspaceageidiot]

jared kleinman and rich goranski.

they’re online friends, met on a discord server and became best friends really quickly but they live really far away from eachother

jared starts crushing on him insanely hard

rich tries to convince jared to get a squip and jared eventually caves

rich sends one to him

but as it arrives jake/jeremy/michael find out rich sent jared a squip and they frantically message him not to take it

luckily, jared doesn’t take it and finds out rich is in hospital

he gets in his car, doesn’t even tell his parents he’s leaving and does a like 7 hour drive to the hospital

sees rich in hospital and calls him a dumb idiot in his sarcastic but loving way.

but jared doesn’t know why rich is in hospital

michael and jeremy tell him

jared confesses his love to rich and they live happily ever after

[reptilianrepscallion]

The INSANELY COOL Jared Kleinman!

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

HAWK TUAH SPIT ON THAT THANG

PREACH 🗣️🗣️🙏🔥

if you guys would’ve voted me as president,

I would’ve gave everyone one FREE hawk tuah pass to rizz up the huzz 🙏🙏

[daz59]

the insanely cool jared kleinman!!1

[thesillychro]

hai again chro :3

character opinion bingo for the insANELY COOL JARED KLEINMAN!!!

HIII OHMYGOSH I LOVE JARED HES LIKE MY FAVORITE IN DEH

Projecting thing is VERY slight as you can see

"canon isn't real if I don't look at it" as in I NEED him to be happy.

[iaminjail]

take a shot every time someone's username is a reference to "insanely cool jared kleinman" and you'll die near instantaneously

[treeliker69]

The insanely cool Jared Kleinman!!1

“I want new shoes”

I want my will to live