swingingspaceageidiot
swingingspaceageidiot
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ask me to write stuff for you so i stop being lazy
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swingingspaceageidiot · 10 hours ago
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exams 😭😭😭
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
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How you dying 👀
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swingingspaceageidiot · 10 hours ago
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im not aroace
but demiromantic and asexual 😭
why is this shit so confusing
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swingingspaceageidiot · 24 hours ago
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CHAT HES MY BOYFRIEND NOWWWW
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swingingspaceageidiot · 1 day ago
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my friends advice about my crush
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swingingspaceageidiot · 1 day ago
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i dont get freaky enough on here
i get freaky on my twitter though...
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swingingspaceageidiot · 1 day ago
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what just... im not gonna question it actually
ill read the fic...
“Class, today we're going to learn how to assemble a gun. Despite quirk usage being very prevalent guns are still very danger-Midoriya how did you do that.”
Izuku froze, holding up an assembled gun. Uh. “Middle school.” he said reflexively.
There was an interesting pause after that.
“I mean-” he stammered.
“Oh my god.”
Izuku caught Kacchan’s eye and mouthed help.
Kacchan stared emptily at Aizawa. “Deku used to shoot people in middle school.”
“I- what, no I- Kacchan!”
- seeping through by ashenice
( https://archiveofourown.org/works/36456823 )
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swingingspaceageidiot · 2 days ago
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i think im cooked i might be hyperfixtaing on fucking my hero academia
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swingingspaceageidiot · 3 days ago
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Five Minutes: A BMC One-Shot
Inspired by this post by @swingingspaceageidiot
Mountain Dew and a splitting headache. Concerned onlookers in the auditorium. No. No, that’s not right. It was the mall, wasn’t it? A smug look from Jake about… some last laugh he got. Jeremy’s seen that look all too often. And he’s pretty sure it’s from everyone now. It could have been over anything. Walking wrong. Standing wrong? Was there something on his shirt? Forget the stripes. People like Eminem, right? Maybe not, Brooke didn’t. But she’s holding Jeremy’s hand now. Which is good. Nevermind the shirt. And nevermind Jeremy’s old life. Not much worth bringing into the new one. It was great! He was happy for once! Brooke at his hip on dates, at parties, where at one he’d led to a dark room. But why is Chloe pinning him down? And why is Jake banging on the door, screaming that Jeremy’s about to get his ass beat? And why is Michael yelling now? Things are better. It’s not a big deal. Loser. Things can be better for you too, just so you know. Rich might have had a hand in making sure of that. For the school, for the cast of the play, and… Christine? What’s going on? Jeremy wanted Christine– why was he always with Brooke? Then Chloe, and… this doesn’t involve the school. Stop. Stop! Michael. That Mountain Dew, that… that smug look from Jake? It was the auditorium, Jeremy was right the first time. Mountain Dew. A splitting headache.
Antiseptic. Beeping. Crying. Crying? Michael never cried.
I’m fine, Michael. I’ll be up in like five minutes.
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"Okay, but five minutes."
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swingingspaceageidiot · 3 days ago
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If you’re ever having a breakdown, just remember the wise words of the lord himself
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swingingspaceageidiot · 3 days ago
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the squip killed jeremy and bmc is just him reliving his worst nightmares
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swingingspaceageidiot · 4 days ago
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I've been slacking on art again mb
Anyways random Hamilton bazinga cause yes
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swingingspaceageidiot · 5 days ago
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being aroace but still experiencing emotional attraction is unimaginably confusing for people that i like
yes i want to be your boyfriend!
not romantically... emotionally
cause nobody ever understands the difference 😭
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swingingspaceageidiot · 5 days ago
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i just finished my first show with my theatree!!!
it was so fun and my friend got roses thrown straight at her face 😭
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swingingspaceageidiot · 6 days ago
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Daily Marshall - August 02, 2025
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swingingspaceageidiot · 6 days ago
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Shoutout to regressors that don't babytalk while regressed
Shoutout to regressors that smoke weed/eat edibles to help them regress
Shoutout to regressors that still swear while regressed
Shoutout to regressors that enjoy media typically not meant for kids like adult cartoons, horror/gory movies, etc
Shoutout to regressors that don't use a lot of gear for their regression or just don't want certain gear
Shoutout to regressors that are their own caregiver and/or don't want a caregiver
Shoutout to all regressors in general, yall are incredibly valid and you should always be yourself no matter what others say :]
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swingingspaceageidiot · 6 days ago
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Sometimes all you need is to sing Michael in the Bathroom at the top of your lungs
Definitely recommend that
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swingingspaceageidiot · 6 days ago
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Rucg tich ruch dixh rixh ruch richricheuxhrichruxhrichricuruch rich rich
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