theinsanely-cooljaredd

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

gooner level 1000

we’re leaving ts (this) in 2036 bruh 😭🙏

fuck I didn’t mean to click that

how do I delete it

bruh

delete

what

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

what the fuck is this

does it look like I gaf

hi guys

1 year

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

…

pffft.. YEAH RIGHT

LIKE YOU CAN READ HIS MIND 🤣😂🤣😂😂

wait why did he tell you

I mean

GET OFF THE INTERNET YOU BOOMER 🤣🤣

this is why you can’t rizz up any gyatts

expect SUBWAY EMPLOYEES 🤣🙏

( @the-hottest-jared )

Duuuuudddee

..

wtf

why is there more versions of me.

hi???hey????

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

yeah right..

like I CARE about you and little subway boyfriend

I HOPE YOU GUYS BREAK UP

you betas don’t deserve happiness

THIS IS WHY HIS WRITING SUCKS

and you suck TOO 🤬🤬

REAL break up when

U NON GOONERS 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

full reaction to this gay and toxic relationship coming out on December 31st, 12:99pm 🙏

this is why you guys break up once a week and argue everyday

GET A LIFE😂😂🤣🤣

( @the-hottest-jared )

Duuuuudddee

..

wtf

why is there more versions of me.

hi???hey????

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

HAWK TUAH SPIT ON THAT THANG

PREACH 🗣️🗣️🙏🔥

if you guys would’ve voted me as president,

I would’ve gave everyone one FREE hawk tuah pass to rizz up the huzz 🙏🙏

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

ladies ladies..

step aside

the REAL pimp is here

I suggest you get your gooning status UP!! 😂😂

the ladies just can’t get enough of me

unlike you GAYWADS 😂😂😂🤣🤣

( @the-hottest-jared )

Duuuuudddee

..

wtf

why is there more versions of me.

hi???hey????

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

( @the-hottest-jared )

Wait if I'm here and you're here who's driving the car!?

I can’t drive anymore

My parents took away my keys after I ACCIDENTALLY crashed into the neighbor garden.

WHO ARE YOU

this is NOT Hailey Welch inviting me to the talk tuah podcast 😭🙏🙏

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

Yeah yeah.,.,. Don’t expect it often…

hey guys sorry I disappeared I was battling the gay demons for the last couples of days

I’m not gay

I like him

In a straight way

Anyway like and subscribe for more non beta content #true alpha males understand

#no homo on GANG 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

wait am I getting cancelled rn

I DIDNT KNOW

hey guys sorry I disappeared I was battling the gay demons for the last couples of days

I’m not gay

I like him

In a straight way

Anyway like and subscribe for more non beta content #true alpha males understand

#no homo on GANG 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

Don’t give me that sympathy crap.

You ARE a boy dude.

And no one can tell you otherwise becauseeee

The world is gonna hate

But like

Haters are haters and at the end of the day

They aren’t as sigma as us

So don’t think you aren’t a boy because you aren’t born one, you’re a BOY. End of discussion…

#trans supporter and ally 🏳️‍⚧️

hey guys sorry I disappeared I was battling the gay demons for the last couples of days

I’m not gay

I like him

In a straight way

Anyway like and subscribe for more non beta content #true alpha males understand

#no homo on GANG 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

HEY.

WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT.

And here I thought, you’d UNDERSTAND my mlm relationship problems

#all boys are the same 😢😢🤧

ion cur anymore.,.,., give me advice

hey guys sorry I disappeared I was battling the gay demons for the last couples of days

I’m not gay

I like him

In a straight way

Anyway like and subscribe for more non beta content #true alpha males understand

#no homo on GANG 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

what do u want broski

hey guys sorry I disappeared I was battling the gay demons for the last couples of days

I’m not gay

I like him

In a straight way

Anyway like and subscribe for more non beta content #true alpha males understand

#no homo on GANG 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

hey guys sorry I disappeared I was battling the gay demons for the last couples of days

I’m not gay

I like him

In a straight way

Anyway like and subscribe for more non beta content #true alpha males understand

#no homo on GANG 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

yes but,,

erm

uhm

errghhh

uhhh

…

I’ll get back to you this one

chat a pillow isnt enough i need an actual human being auhdsfhsadfhasjd ashduas

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

exactly vro🙏🙏

that would be sooooooo gay

chat a pillow isnt enough i need an actual human being auhdsfhsadfhasjd ashduas

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

I hate THESE gay people

GET A ROOM!!!!

chat a pillow isnt enough i need an actual human being auhdsfhsadfhasjd ashduas

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

bzainaga

you spelt it wrong,,

It’s actually bazinga* ☝️