#The fuck is going on

[guysbf]

There's a disproportionate amount of mpreg talk on my feed right now

[definitely-not-an-alias]

Anyone know what's been up with all the animosity I been seeing between transmen and transwomen lately? Is it actually a thing going on, or some overblown foolishness, or some shitty sector of Tumblr leaking onto my dashboard? Seems most every day I see a transguy saying something like "transwomen are ignoring our problems" or a transgal saying something like "transmen are exaggerating the problems they face". I though there was supposed to be a whole community here. I ain't trans so I'm probably not in the know as to the particulars. But I operate under the belief that queer and lgbtq folk are a family, united in our struggles against individuals, groups, and societies which seek to destroy us all.

*edit to be clear: those examples I gave were off the top of my head, and not strictly representative of what I've been seeing.

[lady-pendragon-9]

Ok but hear me out.

[misfittingwanderlust]

*sneezes*

"Ugh, wtf was that?"

[martyreddie]

I guess the jeep lost the truck vs jeep poll after all?

[supernaturalkickparty]

TRENT GET YO ASS BACK HERE!

YOU DO NOT STOMP PAST YOUR MAMA LIKE THAT AFTER SHE KISSED YOUR OWIE

[justmeinadaze]

Texas just voted to keep a man who ran while his state was literally freezing to death, blamed doors for school shootings, and promised to "remove the scourge of abortion."

I'm um... I need to go lie down...

[wegonbealright-09]

If only namjoon wasn't so bitter, jealous and actually accepted the fact this is how his solo songs and albums will perform on the charts and overall. Then these minimoni moments would have been sweeter.

Because he can't keep doing the same thing over and over again to jimin, he did it with Like Crazy now with SGMB. It's just hard to look past at now because when we called him the first time we definitely wasn't delulu.

Muse is dropping in 7days what in the fuckery is going on.

[jcena18]

Kagami end MikaYuu ship in this chapter just like that. So all along Mika and Yuu are just one soul? All this time you are telling me that Yuu was fucking talking to his self as Mika as they raise kids in the orphanage for 16 yrs? That doesn’t make any sense. The only thing i wanted to know now is WHO IS OUR MIKA???? We definitely lost our shit in this chapter 😅😅😅😅

[v4ncel]

I'm gay

[adder24]

Stamford...I have questions

In case you're wondering why this is such a big thing, Stamford in the UK is a very middle class/Upper class town. It's not unusual to see obscene sports cars or classic sports cars roaming the streets. Most of the kids are sent to the Stamford endowed school or as I call it "The wannabe Harry Potter school" and it's just very posh.

I don't live here. I work here and it's so middle class it's unreal...so when THAT appeared as a headline article on the local paper...Oh how I howled with laughter. Funny thing is, the article is even more hilarious..you can read it here but you will have to find a way around the fecking ads.

Anyway, THE JIST basically a man in his 70's went on his usual walk and found this doll. He thought it was an actual person at first but on closer inspection, realised it wasn't. He noted the "huge bosoms so thought presumably it’s a sex thing" (Literal words by the way!)

Not content with spotting it, the guy took pictures, showed his wife who then wanted to also take a look (WHY IN THE FUCK?!) And when she went to gawk, it had gone. Va-moused and the local council has said that they were not responsible for collecting it.

“We were disgusted that someone would be so stupid to do something like that to our beautiful countryside.”

I mean yeah...it's a bit bad to go tossing away your sex toys like that (See what I did there?) but just....It's just hilarious. It's like someone wrote a comedy sketch that couldn't be anymore beautifully timed.

To be fair....It has a nice shaped ass

Beautifully posed I feel.

Like some bizarre Renaissance painting.

Anyway. Link provided, have a giggle, I just wanted to share what made my morning today.

Tagging those who would get a kick.

@the-boneyard-rider @izhunny @plinkitee @bonnie131313 @savhcaro @nuggsmum @captkatecastle @afalsegcd @alwayscaskett810 @superlc529 @emelinelovesjc @angryschnauzer @feelmyroarrrr @frenchfrostpudding @ladyoftheteaandblood @untilthe12ofnever @nikki-rook @hellostickerdoodle @nightwolfslair

[nivou]

If someone asks me how my life is going I'm gonna show them "Joey's Great Witcher Bake Off" on YouTube

https://youtu.be/TcN8GCcAAkI?si=-FlAGcHryFYpT_S_

That's it.

That's a post.

[ctommyisnt]

Tommy X Tubbo Love Triangle by sadtommyinnit does NOT pass the Bechdel test

[theravenhairedsorceress]

Wtf

[synestheticbisexual]

Can someone tell me if Swiss and Aurora actually violently make out at the 2nd night or if people are just fucking with us??????? Like VIOLENTLY make out, pussy grabbing? Did that happened?????

I NEED TO KNOW PLEASE

[antique-forvalaka]

You cannot tell me porn is still banned, trans ppl get community labels slapped onto random posts for existing, and this is tumblr's oh so great live function?

These are the previews i see the very first time i open the new version?