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Love it when the folks who get mad at Space Marine fuckers say shit like “Canonically they can’t even reproduce!! >:(“ Like that’s gonna somehow hamper our enjoyment there. Yeah, honey, the 8000 year old betentacled killing-machine who lives in a giant hell-rip in space doesn’t fuck nasty for procreation. Silly, it’s his hobby to fuck and suck, ya gotta have a hobby.

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It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

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since I've been doing a lot of writing talk lately, here are my twelve favourite books! each one of these has changed my brain chemistry.

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Masterpost

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I unironically love how all these hero shooter and MOBA and MMO franchises think they're gonna be the next Star Wars, but they have even less editorial discipline than LucasFilm ever did, so their straight-faced insistence that a unified canon exists is given the lie by their total inability to point to any particular piece of published media which is actually a part of that canon. The canon is a secret. The game the franchise is named after is non-canon to itself. Go on, give us nothing!

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wanted to make some silly comics today

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if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately

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anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

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