definitely-not-an-alias
definitely-not-an-alias
An imperfect externalization.
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Usually presented without comment. Cismale, he/him, frying pansexual. 28, currently. West Coast USA. People matter. Kindly go screw yourself if you're into that bigoted shiz. I like nerdy biz. Friendship is one of the key redeeming qualities of humanity in my opinion.
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I love when trans people look back on their earlier art, its always so interesting
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If you're writing a story in a fantastical setting which heavily uses mushrooms and other fungi as part of the world-building, you must remember how important it is that the reader know the morel of your story.
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"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"
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In case you aren’t familiar, Michael Scott Moore and David Rohde are both journalists. Moore was held by Somali pirates for 977 days. Rohde was held captive by the Taliban for 7 months after being abducted in Afghanistan.
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Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck
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Slaves who escaped were breaking the law. Literally. Outright.
Jewish people who escaped the Nazis were breaking the law. Literally. Outright.
The law is a horrible judge of morality.
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Update! Luigi's Attorney Dickey confirms that his "outburst" where he tells the cameras that this is unjust, was because he was never read his miranda rights and was under the impression at that time that he was being denied the right to a fair trial, an attorney, or any legal representation.
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He is angry and terrified in that footage because they have failed to follow basic procedure to inform him that he has any rights at all. This is a major red flag of police corruption. This is UNACCEPTABLE and further means any interrogation they did of him is unlawful, and inadmissible in court.
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i have made like 57 reddit throwaway accounts in my life because my only use for reddit is to login once a year to pose niche questions to a sub i assume is compromised of mostly autistic dads desperate to impart their knowledge upon anyone who will listen. when i got my first fisheries job the equipment list my boss sent me just said “knife.” i emailed back asking what kind of knife and he replied “any knife.” i got on reddit and went to some sub about fish and i said “i got a hatchery job in alaska. what knife do i need for multipurpose use. a knife that does it all.” one guy responded in ten minutes breaking down everything about knives & salmon work. gave me a better idea of my job than the interview did. then he recommended a single knife and like twenty other people replied after him “this is the correct knife. no notes.”
bought it. pretty good knife, no notes.
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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything
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the holy 35mm of damascus is a supposed documentary of the crucifixion shot by st. vopicus the cinematographer, a freelance videographer who was passing by calvary while shooting a documentary for the roman travel agency and happened to capture the death of christ on tape. there are several supposed prints of the holy 35mm in existence, one housed in the church of the holy cinema in st. petersburg, one in st. vopicus’s cathedral in madrid, and one copy and the negative supposedly housed the vatican. according to one legend, in the fourth century a group of wealthy romans known for persecuting christians sat down to watch a planet of the apes film, but the secretly christian projectionist swapped out the reel for the holy 35mm; all of the wealthy romans burst into a terrible inferno and perished, except for the emperor’s mother—st helena—who was converted on the spot. the holy 35mm is kept under utmost security, having been viewed by fewer than a dozen people in the past century, with no public screenings in recorded history. roger ebert saw it in 1978 and gave it three stars out of four
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