#The brainrot is real

[raventhebard]

Logan: Do you want to know your gay name?

Wade: My... my gay name?

Logan: Yeah, it's your first name-

Wade: Haha. Very funny Logan-

Logan: gets down on one knee And my last name.

Wade: Oh- oh my god.

[ht-burrows]

The Kiss but make it Klance

Look I’ve had this idea in my brain for a month now and it needed to be born. This literally came about because of the brain rot I’m having of these two and then seeing how apparently this painting isn’t very popular outside of art communities 🤨 (at least according to the puzzle sells at my store and the fact that we have like 50 of this puzzle painting and barely any of the others)

So enjoy the brain rot.

Who knew this fucking ship would bring me out of my slump, but I am NOT COMPLAINING INJECT THE KLANCE INTO MY VEINS

[jetkast]

Listen I know there have been approximately a billion posts about the Divorce but I had to add to the noise.

This conversation really is such a succinct breakup with so much to it. Jayce finally has his moment to say something to Viktor after not knowing if he may ever get the chance at all, only for it all to come out scrambled. I just know he was punching the air at 3am redoing this conversation over and over.

Meanwhile Viktor was acclimating to the sheer body horror of being alive after dying, his own form nearly completely unknown to him, with this "recursive charge" thrumming in his skull that drives him to the most destitute part of the city.

Jayce (ready to beg like his life depends on it): I have royally fucked up and I will be seeking atonement forever for it, please please please love me, don't leave, guilt guilt guilt I'll die from guilt and failure right here on the floor

And my favorite part: 👹 where are you going 👹

I have been obsessed with the delivery of this line because it is exactly the phrase and tone used towards someone you are painfully intimate with and experiencing a rupture (aka divorcing). The panic of 'I cannot let you leave' with 'I'll die' and 'you're not allowed' while also so emotional that all that comes out is a sad anger. Like I can't even capture it. It's about the ownership or entitlement. It's not just "why are you exiting this conversation, that's rude and this is important" but something darker and more pathetic. I DON'T KNOW I JUST RECOGNIZE IT and wanted to ramble about it. Perhaps oddly, it is actually this line (juxtaposed with "it was affection", I'm suffering so much) that locked in them as already being intimately involved for me, beyond friends or lab mates.

These two are just on two entirely different planes of existence in this scene and it's so LAYERED AND UUHHGGFJH this show is going to drive me into my own recursive whateverthefuck.

Jayce is flooding with too much everything, love, fear, desperation, anger, hope, dread, etc, and looking for someone to hold it with him. And Viktor is a husk. And yet, they miss each other, not balancing one another, because they might as well be talking to each other through the looking glass. IT'S JUUUUST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH lmao

[moomoootakudraws]

I just recently got into tf2 and im obsessed with this twink

I regret not joining the fandom sooner…. 🥲 I’m so late to everything

[cypressblight]

Posting my hcs for what the mercenaries smell like because why not

(Aside from the obvious sweat & gore)

SCOUT: Definitely overdoes it on trying to cover the stink of his job, lots of deodorant and body spray. A bit of the smell of Bonk because he drinks when running and spills some on himself (that stuff probably sinks into skin and permanently makes the smell stick). He doesn’t smell bad, he just needs to tone it down a bit.

SOLDIER: This man is STINKY. Dirt, grime, old food, and raccoons. Probably bathes by dunking himself in a river. Likely also vaguely sticky because of the covering himself in honey thing… it leaves a sweet smell that does not mesh well with the other smells.

PYRO: Gasoline, ash, burnt flesh, and something sweet. Probably has a big sweet tooth and has forgotten candy that melted in their pockets from the fire.

DEMOMAN: Alcohol. But also an indistinct warm smell that’s kinda comforting, and a reasonable amount of cologne. Probably one of the better smelling mercs honestly, as long as you don’t mind the alcohol smell. Besides alcohol and cologne he doesn’t have much of a scent because his mother raised him to have good hygiene even when he’s half-dead drunk. Would probably relax in a nice bath to settle down after a long day on the field. Would probably also pass out with his head and one arm over the side of the tub.

HEAVY: A homely scent like he’s been cooking all day, a very warm and pleasant smell. Takes care of himself and has good hygiene so he doesn’t stink of battle when he’s off the clock, aside from gunmetal from making sure his weapons are in good shape. Definitely a man who takes care of himself and his belongings.

ENGINEER: Oil, metal, and coffee from late nights spent fussing over inventions. Generally has good hygiene but can forget to take care of himself when he gets focused on a project so sometimes he’s a bit stinky.

MEDIC: This man stinks like a hospital and cadavers. Even off the field he’s digging through guts and is covered in chemicals you’d have in a hospital (for cleaning and otherwise). He also smells like his birds of course, which isn’t a bad smell, but it’s overpowered by the other scents. When he’s done being covered in gore he probably has to aggressively clean himself off so he’ll just smell like disinfectant and soap.

SNIPER: Earthy and vaguely like gunmetal and wood. He considers himself a professional so he’s got a regular self-care routine, he doesn’t overdo it on cologne and has a very subtle smell you can’t pick up on unless you’re close to him. That is unless he’s out in the wilderness alone, in which case he’ll smell like dust, mud, and sweat.

SPY: Absolutely DROWNS himself in cologne or perfume. Overcompensates for the stink of his job and cigarettes with expensive scents. You could choke on the amount of cologne/perfume this man dunks himself in. It’s so excessive that it starts to smell more like chemicals than a pleasant scent. He probably single-handedly destroyed the mercs’ noses so now they can’t smell him when he’s sneaking around. RIP to any Spy lovers with scent allergies.

[andy-rogynous]

Big things r comin, stay tuned 👁👁

Inspired by the Oceanographers Choice/"Rockstars Choice" animatic by @bitemarx on yt :)))) (itll look better when i colour it in i swear)

[honestlymassivetrash]

Fic idea!! If its been done pls tell me, but I'm pretty sure it hasn't, as always, free to a good home!

Tattoo shop owner Price: who, after one last extremely rough mission and helped them all get medically discharged. Who found an empty shop in a quiet town and saw the potential in both the shop and his boys, who runs himself ragged doing the paperwork and reception work for the shop.

Piercer Gaz: Who used to pierce in high school, in the bathrooms for the goths, the girlies and the gays. Who actually studied up on it quite a bit over the years (its a hyperfixation), Who has lots of hidden piercings that he somehow never got busted for during his military career.

Tattoo artist /biggest customer Ghost: Who got his first (shitty) tattoo at 15 and was instantly obsessed. Who uses the controlled pain as a coping mechanism for his trauma and PTSD. Who also just genuinely enjoys covering his body in Soaps art (definitely not because he sees the parts of his body with soaps artwork on it as more valuable than the rest of it.)

Tattoo artist Soap: Who is always drawing something, who can't help but see the beauty in everything and everyone, who is obsessed with finding the right style and placement to fit each person's body and soul. Who likes leaving marks on people as a way to prove that he exists, that he is here and he has changed these people in some way, that he has mattered. (Who is absolutely not obsessed with his marks being the majority of art on Ghosts and Oc's body, who absolutely does not see it as a mark of ownership, what are you talking about, he just thinks they're both its bonnie!)

Receptionist-2nd biggest customer Oc: Who's just a pretty little thing that came in one day for shelter from a storm, Who asked so many questions in that soft voice, Who seemed so pleasantly surprised when Soap ("call me Johnny, please Lovey") offered to do her first tattoo as a way to pass the time waiting for the storm to end, Who mentioned a mean boss off-handedly, Who left with a new tattoo, piercing, and job. Who ends up turning into a tattoo fiend, (They have threaten Johnny that they'll fire her if he doesn't give her flesh time to heal before the next tattoo, she ends up in Ghosts chair anyway with his needle carving into her skin, and nobody is going to tell Ghost he can't tattoo her, well they can but he won't listen) Who gets absorbed into their lives and home and pollycule

[mh777p]

DREW MYSELF WITH HIMMLER WOOO-HOOO!!! (NOT A SHIP POST!!!)

[ellsieee]

Wait a minute... isn't that Du Cheng's car?

Why did Shen Yi draw Du Cheng's car?

Why did he put it on display his office?

Has this always been there?

He drew the car with his bike on the back meaning HE IS SITTING IN THE CAR WITH DU CHENG. 🥹🩷💖🩷☺️

[raventhebard]

Wade: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Logan: I wrote you a poem.

Wade, already crying: You did?

[breawycker]

Yes! You get it! Gelphie even has their own window!!!! Literally when I was watching the movie, I was like wow Gelphie is so Wenclair coded! (Or I guess Wenclair is Gelphie coded 😂)

I BEG YOU ALL TO SEE MY VISION.

Gelphie and Wenclair?? Do you guys see it?? Are they not similar ships?? Am I tweakin??

Intelligent, more gothic (not js in style but in their tendency to be more solemn and cynical), bullied bc ppl fear them. Wednesday and Elphaba.

Bubbly, pink, blonde, who is emotionally open in the fact they will show when they are happy and upset BUT both kinda harbor a secret sadness. (Enids whole werewolf thing and Glindas thing with Fieyro.)

Sharing a dorm. Opposite aesthetics. Pretending to hate the other to hide secret feelings of love that maybe they don’t want to fully admit.

“Thing missed you.”

“Two BEST friends.”

I REST MY CASE YOUR HONOR. GELPHIE AND WENCLAIR ARE STUPID LOATHING IN LOVE SAPPHICS./pos/lh

[jasprboi]

[everkinshi]

Spoilers for mag 92

Jonathan Sims please try to get some sleep 🫶

[rin-hayata]

How do they hold the MC

[wordup2007]

Why does this make me laugh

hello tobecky nation :3 GUESS WHO'S BACK 🗣🗣🗣🔊🔊🔊📢📢📢💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥