#The brainrot is real

[capgrassarchivist]

WHAT IF I CRY

Please…

[raventhebard]

Logan: Hey you look good today.

Wade: What happened? What's wrong? Just tell me I can take it.

Logan: Nothing, I felt a little bad about being mean, so I'm trying to be nice.

Wade: Okay, sorry I wasn't ready. Try again.

Logan: You look handsome.

Wade: Nope, still freaking me out.

[the-twst-cast-needs-therapy]

Idia's mom's career path (or something)

There are some parts I will elaborate on in other posts, these will be marked and will probably have some links attached later.

Here is the first/original post where I came up with her (and her husband's) design and name.

Edaphe wanted to follow in her mother's footsteps (she was an engineer for agricultural machinery) and studied mechanical engineering. She graduated with incredible marks and quickly got a job at Olympus INC.

She enjoyed her work for quite a while, but quickly turned into the poster child for the engineering department, which meant she had less time to work on projects. Instead she spent more time talking to shareholders and partner companies. Her dissatisfaction as well as her abnormal talent was noticed by the higher ups (as well as a certain organisation...). She received a job offer from a "sister company" to work on a confidential project.

She gladly accepted, hoping to go into practise once again. She was absolutely baffled when she was taken by Charons and ended up on the Island of Woe mere hours later. She was aware of STYXs existence but could have never imagined someday working for them, let alone see the HQ with her own eyes. She had the option to refuse the offer at any time and return to her old life with no memories of the Institute. While she was overwhelmed, she was determined and excited to work on machines of unparalleled technological advancement.

Through hard work and burning passion, she was able to rise her rank, now looking over and managing the engineering department. It was at this point, that Phoros, the directors son and her came more into contact. Him and Edaphe were vaguely aware of eachothers existence, but never really interacted with eachother. Now Phoros, the acting chief of the company had to speak to her from time to time, passing on confidential information and projects, etc. All was well until the assignments she received got more minuscule and ridiculous with time. Her initial thought was that the Acting Chief was ridiculing her. Scared of being forced in the same position she had at Olympus INC., she decided to give him a piece of her mind, only to find out that he was, by his words "reviewing her performance for a potential promotion". They came to the agreement that he could watch and join her work, so he could come to a conclusion regarding her rank. Edaphe, less dense than the Acting Chief quickly realised that this whole thing wasn't about reviewing performance at all. She thought it was a little silly, but cute. Both of them began a romantic relationship after a few months (much to the Acting Chiefs surprise).

2 years later, Edaphe wanted to elope with Phoros and start a family, but he seemed hesitant and distant. Afraid that he no longer loved him, she had a talk with him. Turns out that order to elope with him, she had to take on his curse, something he desperately wanted to avoid. This also meant that it was no longer possible to send her home, he did not want to take that choice away from her, but she gladly accepted, finding her life at STYX satisfying. Much to her husband's discomfort, they went through with the elopement, which was carried out as a private ritual.

At 36, she finally became the chief engineer, has been for the last 16 years.

[men-k1sser]

The shelf only grows

[fixldbatt]

😔

[lunaboo-2002]

BR #1

Brain Rot.

Do you guys think Caleb and Zayne had a close relationship before Caleb faked his death? I had this random thought that maybe they did but as the two of them grew up Zayne started too noticed interesting behavior that caused him to questioning Caleb a bit and maybe slowly distancing himself away from Caleb or maybe remaining by both Caleb and our side to keep us safe?

It's a interesting, because we don't know a lot about their friendship. We all know that we all grew up together but that's all the story told us. Am I overthinking??

[emryx]

When two NPCs with maybe 5 total minutes of screentime have you so obsessed you give them a child 🏃🏻

BEHOLD—my Teiago fankid, Elias de Riva (plus an info dump about him and his parents below because I’m very normal abt them but you can skip that and jus look at all the art if you want 🫣)

Realistically, it’s really hard to imagine a scenario where these two have a kid. But that’s what fanart and hcs are for 🙌 As of right now, I hc that around the time of the dialog from one of the crows abt Teia and Viago being "on again" is when he's conceived. But they don't really find out until after the ending of Veilguard. Any symptoms Teia might experience beforehand are just written off as stress or straight up ignored because of how much they have on their respective plates with the Antaam and the gods. Viago even calls her out for never going home and insists she takes a contract to “kill a vacation.” So I don't think it'd be too far fetched for her to look the other way until things are settled in Treviso again because of timeline stuff.

No clue how they react after the initial news rn but that can come later. They start being a little less childish with their back and forth break-ups at least once the seriousness of it all sinks in lol

Viago did not like the idea at first, I know that much. Mans was STRUGGLING with Elias in the early stages. Babies are loud, unpredictable, often inconsolable little heathens that he can't analyze or have a consistent system for. It would drive him nuts. A tiny human who can't yet care for itself and constantly needs to be held and directed, paired with his touch-aversion, OCD, and need for set routines? Yeahhh…Teia understands, but on one hand that woman just went through 9 months of her own hell and she's shoving that boy into his arms sometimes regardless of his bad days LMAO

It helps, in the end. Pushes him to gradually get used to it over time. Viago starts to realize there is somewhat of a system to the whole dad thing and fatherhood grows on him because I said so.

He holds a lot of resentment and hatred towards his own father. As a bastard of the king and one of his drunk mistresses, I doubt Viago’s upbringing was too great. The whole “demon teeth” comment was enough to hint as such. He wouldn't be thrilled about taking care of a baby, but the thought of entrusting his son to nannies? Strangers?? No. That's something his dad would and did do and he’s better than him. This is his kid; He doesn't care if it's gross, he'd rather feel uncomfortable sometimes for the sake of Elias’s comfort than stoop as low as the king.

On top of spite, the paranoia with poison extends to Elias in a way; one of my favorite hcs I’ve seen is Viago being exposed to assassination attempts on the king or his mistresses/servants while he was growing up before joining the crows, whether it’s via stories or witnessing first hand. The thought of entrusting Elias’s life to anyone else gives him flashbacks to being a child himself, scared to eat or drink anything prepared by anyone because of how many times others were killed that way around him. Even doing extensive checks and handpicking a trustworthy nanny is not reliable and doesn’t guarantee safety. We love a paranoid dad.

Teia on the other hand? | think she'd like a family tbh. Maybe she didn’t react well to first finding out she was pregnant, but otherwise the idea grows on her quickly compared to Viago. As an orphan, she didn't get much of a family—the crows became her family, Caterina as her "nonna" and some of the older Talons as her weird uncles. Being able to experience what she never had with a child she can ensure has a good life feels fitting for her character. Heals a bit of her own inner child too, yk? 🫠 She’s such a caring woman despite her occupation and she’d make a good mother. Scary, but good LMSKSKX

Life as a crow is harsh. Being the child of not one but two Talons?? On one hand that kid is very protected but on the other he has a huge target on his back. If Viago was worried about people thinking House de Riva and House Cantori had an alliance, I can only imagine what a wholeass child would stir up. They both would prepare him well for the future in their own ways. It’s not canon to him, but the thought of Elias being ridiculously resistant to poisons because Viago started building his immunity up so young is funny to me 😭

Anyways ramble over. Some creative liberties were taken, such as his eyes being more golden like how Teia’s are described in Tevinter Nights. I may give Elias his curls back because he looks goofy next to Teia and Viago with his emo hair JAKAMC

I love their little family…

[asgleyjane]

Something something brain rot

[zefirian1]

I want this clip tattooed on my brain.

[daz-zey]

Baymax weirdly reminds me of Gi-Hun like… idk. Everything is just Gi-Hun now. But it’s mostly because in season 1 he’s all happy, jolly, an outgoing, naive and innocent person (just like Baymax) that it still breaks my heart to see how he is in season 2 and I’m just-… just sad. 😔 I need season 1 Gi-Hun back ASAP. (Oh, I guess cause I know he gives good hugs… like yes please and thank you)

(miloaning on pinterest)

[tawaragot]

*＊✿❀ 𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑛𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑡 𝑓𝑎𝑘𝑒+𝑤𝑖𝑝❀✿＊*

ᎻᎬᏞᏞϴ ᎬᏙᎬᎡᎽϴΝᎬ, ՏϴᎡᎡᎽ ҒϴᎡ ΝϴͲ ᏴᎬ Տϴ ᎪᏟͲᏆᏙᎬ, ᏆᎷ ᏆΝ ᏙᎪᏟᎪͲᏆϴΝ ᏆΝ Ꭺ ᏟᎪᎷᏢ Տϴ ͲᎻᎬ ᏔᏆ-ҒᏆ ᎻᎬᎡᎬ ᏆՏ ᏢᎡᎬͲͲᎽ ᏴᎪᎠ, ᏴႮͲ Ꮖ ᏔᎪΝͲ Ͳϴ ՏᎻᎪᎡᎬ ՏϴᎷᎬ ᏞᏆͲͲᏞᎬ ͲᎻᏆΝᏀՏ Ꮖ ᎠϴᏆΝᏀ.

ᎻᎬᎡᎬ ᏆՏ ϴΝᎬ ՏᏟᎡᎬᎬΝՏᎻϴͲ ͲᎻᎪͲ Ꮖ ᎷᎪᎠᎬ ᏆΝ ᏢᎡϴᏟᎡᎬᎪͲᎬ (ͲᎻᎬ ᏢᎡᎬᏙᏆϴႮՏ ՏᏟᎡᎬᎬΝՏᎻϴͲ ᎪᎡᎬ ҒᎡϴᎷ ᏟᏞᏆᏢ ՏͲႮᎠᏆϴ ᏢᎪᏆΝͲ ᏢᎡϴ). ᎪᏞՏ9 ᏔᎻᎬΝ ᏆᎷ ᏴᎪᏟᏦ Ͳϴ ᎷᎽ ᎻϴႮՏᎬ ᏆᎷ ᏀϴΝΝᎪ ᏢϴՏͲ ͲᎻᎬ ͲႮͲϴᎡᏆᎪᏞ ᏆΝ ᎬΝᏀᏞᏆՏᎻ ᎪΝᎠ ՏᏢᎪΝᏆՏᎻ Տϴ ᎪΝᎽϴΝᎬ ᏟᎪΝ ᏞᎬᎪᎡΝ ᎻϴᏔ Ꮖ ᎠᏆᎠ ͲᎻᏆՏ ͲᎻᏆΝᏀ :3

ᏔᏆᏢՏ ᎻᎬᎡᎬ

꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚૮꒰˵•ᵜ•˵꒱ა‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷

ϴᏦ ᎻᎬᎡᎬ ᏆՏ ᎪΝ ՏᏦᎬͲᏟᎻ ϴҒ ͲᎻᎬ ҒᎪᏦᎬ ՏᏟᎡᎬᎬΝՏᎻϴͲ, ᎪᏞՏϴ Ꭺ ᎷᏆΝᏆ ᎪΝᏆᎷᎪͲᏆϴΝ ϴҒ ᎷᎽ ՏϴΝᎪ/ᎪᏙᎪͲᎪᎡ/ᎷᎪՏᏟϴͲ/ᏆᎠᏦ ᎷᎽ ͲᎻᏆΝᏀ ͲᎻᎪͲ ᎡᎬᏢᎡᎬՏᎬΝͲ ᎷᎽ ᎪᏟᏟϴႮΝͲ.

Տϴ Ꮖ ͲᎻᏆΝᏦ ᏆՏ ᎬᏙᎬᎡᎽͲᎻᏆΝᏀ ҒϴᎡ ΝϴᏔ, Ꮖ ᎻϴᏢᎬ Ⴎ ᎻᎪᏙᏆΝᏀ Ꭺ ΝᏆᏟᎬ ᎠᎪᎽ (๑'ڡ'๑)୨♡

[lay-z]

handler!Makarov (or Graves) x dog!hybrid!Reader who meets dog!hybrid!Ghoap; getting snatched up by them and learning what a real mating bond looks like...

[raventhebard]

Wade: I'm not out of control. I'm a law abiding citizen!

Logan: Really? Name one law.

Wade: Don't kill people?

Logan: That's on me, I set the bar too low.

[f0linasahl0]

i hate them

literally hate them stop why are they like this. the way gi-hun connected so much with in-ho. how is that man NOT heartbroken. how is that man not feeling bad.

it's almost too easy for in-ho to manipulate him. it's far too easy to hurt gi-hun. get under his skin. it's far far too easy.

like not even shipping wise, these two men have a connection both as enemies and friends, or whatever they got going on. like the way they just became friends so fucking fast. it's wild how can gi-hun trust so fucking easily after everything that happened to him.

it's wild and i literally hate them. i hate this show. all it does is hurt me.

[senkothesquirrel02]

My friend and I are creating a fanfic and we’d like some advice.

So I saw a while ago the meme about the smallest dragon with 1 single coin as a hoard as well as the tumblr story about it and I thought……….. why not make it ghoap? We made it a fantasy incorporated with humans (not to be mistaken as a hybrid au, this is full on supernatural au with some humans) It kinda has been an add/adhd brainrot story where we just indulged the chaos. By no means are my friend and I done writing yet and we will hopefully post on AO3. We won’t spoil the plot yet. (Yes it’s brainrot and hyper focusing but it’s fun) Also my friend told me to say I’m the one responsible for angst bits.

Here’s what we have so far for stuff/memes we added, advice/ contribution of memes or ideas greatly appreciated:

Soap and Ghost povs

Absolutely no idea how military works so working with idea of modern knights/bounty hunters

COD MW (2022) full crew including Farrah/Alex from their raid mission (briefly mentions a ValeriaXGraves crackship…….. I blame Glitch for the explanation of it to which it sounds very real #samesnake)

Cod zombies element 115 and Aether and Mr. Peeks

MW3 ‘23: only using Price and Sheppard end credit (‘23 canon does not exist)

Codm lore: only the tointine/couteau with the armor of Gideon, mention of kilo mythic, Templar and ghosts dynamic, added Sophia, Dame but playing with the fact she’s crazy and in Tontine (she tried raising Sophia to be her predecessor but there was hints in lore her training was very brutal like Damian Wayne’s but she’d possibly allow the shit the Tontine was doing like experiments), and tempest, also used the bit about Sophia working as Makarov protege. No mention of Shepard but will use basis of what happened in Winter War/Final Snow comics between Ghost and Temp as an “eye for eye” scenario, not trying to save Russian from merc sent after him— clearing up loose ends for Shepard)

With addition of mythic Sophia it kinda leaves plot idea of her 💀 then coming back due to the Valkyrie design.

COD Ghost comics (Codm is using cannon of 09 MW for ghosts character/most of lore) Mama Riley but she’s a dragon trapped by human Dad Riley thanks to enchanted item/trickery (yes we fixed the plot hole so she’s still seen as a good mom)

Mama Riley also becomes a patron of the lost and lonely children in the after life and beats the shit out of Dad Riley in afterlife (Sophia accidentally gets adopted)

Burnette ghost

MW ‘09 (using Roach, elements of price in gulag, Makarov being a🧚‍♂️)

Roach being embodiment of chaos

Mention of DC Comics, more specifically Damian Wayne and Talia Al Ghul

Marvel Deadpool/Spiderman dynamic (only for comedic relief and multiversal stupidity),bloodstone family, and mysterium

Looney Tunes types stilupidity (Wile E. coyote like traps)

Arcane aesthetic (steampunk/elegance from Piltover but wild magic is more accepted and grown wild in plants, small places/ towns more medival setup) and Vander (pre his first💀) with the bar

Mythology from Norse, Celtic, Dutch, Greek, Egyptian, and some D&D influences for creatures

Use of Spanish, French, Gaelic (might not be best translation)

NikPrice

GhostSoap

AleRudy

FarrahAlex

Dragon Ghost (crow mentality for shiny but coin is main part of hoard) Elf Soap (gets adopted by large creatures *cough* owlbear *cough* and has bad luck and Arson/pyromaniac)

Dragon Ghost Nik Price can shift to small version dragon, human, or large sized dragons (ghost likes being small 90% of time but price makes him be human…… this leads to soap thinking ghosts a baby) while in small dragon can’t talk in “human” tongue so squeaks (will have inner monologue tho found in italics)

HC soap would be friends with reaper (or Donn Celtic god of death) and they’d be like “you’re not supposed to be dead, stay alive for one consecutive month please!” And soap will try to befriend every creature (leads to trouble)

Adding Atlantis (ghost would be a sea/land *atlantian* dragon because from research says the island supposedly was directly between Canada and uk part of Atlantic) as well as the utopia paradise of Avalon and hopefully a mythological citadel if I can find one (let me know if y’all know one, hopefully same idea as the Atlantis or Avalon, might make one linked to dragons or shadowrealm idk)

Dragon Nik/Price (Nik Batman and robin adopts Ghost. Price begrudgingly agrees)

Fae Laswell (no one screws with her)

Fae Gaz

Eldritch Roach (yes he will hide in vents, no one knows he eldritch besides Laswell, has shadow abilities due to ‘09, will be feral gremlin)

Do not know what to put AleRudy as or Farrah Alex (advice please)

Dame as human Witch

Temp/Sophia werewolves (using the idea of being able to tell who is shifter by a certain eye color, can’t remember who wrote that but it’s from tumblr

No smut but will have slow burn/makeout (accidentally made a steamy scene during Roba time but I won’t say where)

Will have angst (mostly directed to ghost, mentions of time with Roba including *that* Christmas, adding how he was hunted by monster hunters and being sold out on op then seperated from 141, being used in ritual by rusalka, and other bits) and heavy gore

Heavy swearing also

Flashback of memories (good and angst ones)

4th wall breaks (both are call outs)

D&D style side quests/tasks

Anyone saw despicable me movie where one minion drank something and turned into glow stick? Using that idea but it’s berries and ghost is impromptu glow stick

Friends idea “hear me out, bow with bell on small dragon ghost”

“He’s 7 he can’t drink” “what am I supposed to do with him?!”

Accents leading to mispronounced name (ghost to cost for soap)

Pavlov’s ghost in to “sitting pretty” at the sound of breagha when in tiny dragon form…….can and has happened when human(Gaelic for pretty)

Idea of a tiny predator being able to bring down big animal, like 10x their size (from black footed sand cat hunting style)

Tiny dragon scruffing (yes acting exactly like kitten)

“Stop telling everyone I’m dead!” (Pertaining to soap taking a most likely fatal contract from a drunk promising big payout and everyone presumes he’s dead and the drunks being yelled at because of it)

Soap sketching Ghost whenever possible

Garlic bread goblin meme of ARSON!!

Personal hc of Sophia and ghost having sibling dynamic after she stops trying to kill ghost for vengeance. Sophia being chaotic as well (she and roach might become friends…. Who knows).

“My death was greatly exaggerated”—Sophia (and kinda Templar)

Community hc of ghost and Farrah having sibling energy

“Welcome to the shit fuck hell festival.” Quote from a fanfic

“I plead the fifth” meme (not the song, the one of them accidentally admit saying they did something stupid and backpedaling)

“Why are you here? Five words or less” (something along the lines of) “out. For. A. Walk. Bitch.”

Ghost Sophia bonding over their traumas. Implied mention of Farrah and Ghost had bonded over their traumas

Literally everyone wants to beat the shit out of Dame (if you know Codm lore you’ll know why)

Gave Sophia the call sign rouge because in the contract business (and family tradition) they need call signs

Shadow company setting bounties on Soap (let’s just say soap blew up their complex on an op)

Working with idea for supernatural entities having fast regeneration and only being sent to limbo when receiving fatal injury so body can properly heal

Oh no he’s hot turns to “your telling me this dragon was a fucking 10 all along but none of you told me? I was carrying a damned 10 and treating him like a baby?!!!”

“I’m just saying the Canadians were onto something with the Geneva checklist—”—Nik as it pertains to a monster hunter who caught Ghost

[“Laswell, he was going to sell it(whelp) to Sinombre. If we use those tactics we can get the name of Sinombre!”—Nik

“As much as I appreciate your enthusiasm. That would cause the UN to be hounding us and I don’t need that headache. Hey, PRICE DON'T YOU DARE USE THAT CAR BATTERY!”—Laswell

“But Laswell…….” —Price

“Just because the gulag used it on you doesn’t mean you do it to other people!!”—Laswell

“But-”—Price

“Where’d you even get the battery— did you take it out of my car?”—Laswell

“No, fine I’ll return it later.”—Price

“Better do it.”—Laswell] differing ideas for interrogation (‘09 iykyk)

Laswell being the only one to understand tiny dragon squeak/draconic besides said dragons

Idea of tiny dragon ghost being constantly yeeted

Air jail (oil lamp for tiny dragonghost when he acts like spicy little shit)

HC: They need to hide coffee from ghost or the little shit will be like hammy the squirrel from over the edge or twitchy for hoodwinked

“I can’t mansplain, manipulate, or make wife my way out of this……… Manslaughter it is.” —Nik or Ghost

[“What’s that small wood thing in the shape of a bag pipe?”

“An ocarina Johnny?”

“Oh! You mean the instrument that little elf guy plays in Zelda? What’s his name, Jerry or buddy?”

“It’s Link you uncultured swine. Never dis legend of Zelda again or ill sick Demise’s curse on your ass.” Ghost having too much knowledge about video games]