#The bitch be lying

[bananadogpilllow]

laurent: how dare you fuck me. This is obvi an elaborate scheme created by my uncle to mind fuck me.

Damen: literally you wanted to fuck! I said no fucking!

Laurent: you wanted to fuck me more! I have receipts!

[ladysatoru]

Luffy in alabasta was at his cuntiest and bravest like he befriended a princess, took down a warlord with extreme nicotine addiction and recruited said warlord's 28 y/o international terrorist cuntenserven colleague no gears no money no bitches no special technique just a pair of sandals and audacity

[linkedin-offficial]

youll never guess where ive been

[shorthaltsjester]

when people think delilah just completely takes over and laudna has no control. when people think jester is just an uwu child who has been manipulated by every man she’s met. when people think vex is an empty husk of daddy issues without her brother by her side. when people think fjord is an arrogant asshole who doesn’t pay attention to the party around him. when people think scanlan saying that vox machina doesn’t care about him is an accurate assessment.

[stefisdoingthings]

bleeding out on his sworn enemy’s bed is his way of flirting btw

[navree]

i think more people need to realize that the circumstances of how jason todd died would make him deeply untrusting of not only other people, not only himself and his own instincts, but specifically other people's proclamations of what they feel about/for him and how he reacts to that in turn

[smalltownrobin]

I'd pay money to watch Robin interact with Tommy and Carol. it would be ON SIGHT

[quirkle2]

scenes that make me wanna eat drywall dust

[limewatt]

they make me ill

[emeraldblonde]

FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH (2024) dev. Square Enix

[motherjanerainy]

booktok cannot handle unfriendly or emotionally complex female characters. show them a woman who’s a little problematic and they start shaking and shitting themselves. women can be either be martyrs or victims, anything else and ppl short circuit. men can be fucked up emotionally manipulative mass murders but if women have one unpalatable emotion they’re drawn & quartered.

if booktok bitches saw the female characters i liked they would piss blood for a week !!!!

[valkyurii]

there are two types of elden ring fan:

the normal one

and then this guy

[theodysseyofhomer]

i straight up do not believe that odysseus did everything he did to get back to penelope and telemakhos. or even that he did everything he could. wanting to return to them is not the whole story. i like the myth about odysseus pretending to be mad to get out of the war for lots of reasons, but one of them is because it's an attempt to escape the narrative, foiled by his love for his son, but also because there is contrast to what we know of him long after the narrative has sucked him back in. odysseus is no less kleospilled than anyone else! he fights for his pride; he makes mistakes; he gets worn down; he delays his homecoming, in ways that are and aren't his fault, all the time. he wants to go home. he doesn't just want to go home.

but he does try. by leaving ogygia he willingly goes back into the narrative one more time, and he never gives up until he finally returns. isn't that compelling enough? do we have to sand it down?

[komsomolka]

he had such a way with words

[thatthirstyweirdo]

REBOOT WALLY MY BELOVED

Wanted to draw him for a while, but then artblock hit me like a truck LMAO

Reboot Wally belongs to @bloodrediscream

[tremsing82]

If I ever get the chance to ask SJM questions it would probably solely be centered around this:

Does she SJM truly believe Lucien abandoned Feyre in spring court after UTM? Why did she write Feyre saying that to Lucien? Why did she have to make half this fandom accuse Lucien of being an abuse enabler or apologist?!?!? Like why did she have Feyre make Lucien feel guilty for shit he could not control? This man is apologizing for a made up narrative in this narcissistic girls head.

Like I would really like to know if SJM meant to write Feyre as a lying gaslighter in her narrative. And yeah maybe Feyre being the self center brat she is just thought all the shit Lucien did for her was not enough and proved he abandoned her, but fucken grow up Feyre and apologize to your fucken friend who you obviously missed labeled, misjudged, and ruined the reputation of to your IC of friends.