#The assistant (3) - Office
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gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story
REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you
but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact.
he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared.
he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date
#anonymous#he's like donna from suits but worse because he's like if harvey were donna LOL#i have soooooo much to say about him#he doesn't really Have to work he's a nepotism baby supreme#but he met you maybe in undergrad? and he's been obsessed w you since#he knows youre a workaholic so he's dutifully sat by your side all these years through college through grad/professional school#and when you told him you got to hire your own assistant he was the very first applicant#because getting paid to spend his days with you and take care of you? he was already doing that for free might as well make it official#everyone in the office knows satoru loves you except you honestly#he probably has his own masters/JD but elects to be your assistant anyway bc that's so much more fun#what he Really wants to be a househusband but first he's gotta ask you out and propose and all that good stuff (cue him rolling his eyes#and going on about formalities and boring systems and blah blah blah)#also in the office au in my head: nanami (also senior partner) higuruma ofc <3 beloved (managing partner) and TOJI!#WALK WITH ME!#its honestly probably satoru's influence that gets toji into law... as someone who so feverently broke it in the past#idk maybe there's a megumi situation that makes gojo be like yk if ur this good at skirting/breaking the law youd probably be half decent#at enforcing it... or at least helping other people get around it too#and so lawyer toji is born#does he screw around w the rich people who r stupid w their money? absolutely#but you nanami and higuruma just let it be bc he brings in those settlements better than anybody else....#hmmm... i kinda wanna make megumi somebody's associate but also..... yuuta.....#i think i just like sticking yuuta in a tie if im being real#but anyway... satoru is your Work Husband and everyone knows he wants to be your real husband#but they just let it slide bc rumour has it even tho hes just a secretary hes got equity in the firm?? and besides that his heart eyes give#away his hopeless devotion from a mile away#the day you actually start seeing somebody outside of work... oh theyre in for Trouble#satoru x reader#him dragging you out of ur office late at night and u protesting so he just. puts u over his shoulder#and ur telling him to let u down but he's insisting u go home and then nanami pops out of his office#and ur like wait nanami this isnt what it looks like but he's so dead in the eyes when he just sighs
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Ladies of My Stand-In (2024) dir. Pepzi Banchorn Vorasataree
#natda chawawanid#chanya thitisakyothin#chuchakorn jitviroj#julaluck chulanon#shu nunnicha#my stand in#msiedit#my stand in the series#lakornedit#lakornladies#thaidrama#usersasa#userrlana#tuseralexa#userrlaura#msiep2#msiep5#msiep6#clairedgifs#i didn't include ming's mom because the credit didn't put her name#wish we got hers name and the assistant who works for wut's office as well#also im pretty sure they named ja after jeeja yanain who is a well known thai female action film queen#she also helped a lot with the filming of action scenes for my stand in#for anon <3#more fun fact about these actress#nutda who plays ja is actually the acting coach of my stand in#julaluck who plays joy is actually the casting director of my stand in#so yea there's not just not just paradorn verusai aka wut who's an editor for my stand in#im pretty sure half of the extras on my stand in are ACTUAL creative crew of the series#very budget friendly cast i see
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No bc why the hell was Tuvok SO ride or die for this random lady who was gonna lobotomize B'Elanna he SUCKS I love him so much Tuvok focus UP!!!! What are you DOING!!!!! What's your ISSUE!!! HEHEHE Nimira: Prisons are so barbaric. As a perfectly civilized alternative, we've banned negative thoughts as enforced by the lobotomy machine. Tuvok: Honestly? I love what you're doing here. [B'Elanna's kicking and screaming in the background as Janeway tries frantically to get his attention] I think this is a very positive start to something beautiful.
#Janeway: We have to fight these charges against B'Elanna#Tuvok: Ok. But just for the sake of argument....have youuu considered she might be guilty?#Janeway:#Tuvok: I'm just asking is it possible? <- KILL LTHIS MAAAAN!!!!!!!#Random Thoughts through a B'Elanna lens is so sad and has so much angst potential#and then there's whatever the FUCK Tuvok is doing this whole episode between Nimira and Guill#Nimira comes into Tuvok's office and is like 'Tuvok I need your help!' and he's like 'Then you shall have it.' HEHEHE WHAT#Tuvok to Men he's known for years: .......-barely tolerating their existence- You will NEVER know me.#Tuvok to Women he's known for days: Please consider whatever I can give to assist you in these trying times yours for the taking#Tuvok is NOOOT even CLOSE to unique in his being terrible about B'Elanna's Klingon heritage#But I feel like people forget he isn't that open minded hehehe and that he has straight up bad opinions sometimes <3#star trek voyager memes#you have to watch the episode yourself to understand how much Tuvok likes this woman Nimira and you have to watch how he reacts#to MOST other people to understand how funny it is that he clearly likes her so much
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[Id. Hijikata in his salarymen au persona. He looks very tired and has mayo hairpins on his hair; he is fidgeting with a pencil and has some nicotine patches on his chest and arm. Some messages from Kintoki on his right read "wait, the pdf looks blurry... (...) I attach the branding (it's just a logo)" End Id.]
Venting again.
#gintama#gintama fanart#my art#salary men au#office worker au#not gonna lie you i had this one as a reaction to the website photo series but... my bosses all 3 are FUCKING IDIOTS#i mean i can't tell you why the pdf looks blurry 'cause it looks okay on my horse and you're like 4245 km from me#oh wait you're sharing your screen okay#and then hey boss number 3 do we have branding for this and (fucking idiot) boss' number 3 assistant 'here are the logos' FOR FUCKS SAKE#I CAN'T DO SHIT ONLY WITH THE FUCKING LOGOS YOU FUCKING BASTARD#also 'what're you doing?' THE SAME NEVERENDING SHIT YOU ASKED ME YESTERDAY#my graphic designer's lament#^^^^ this choice makes a lot of sense sometimes#please look at his hairpins i so stupid happy with his hair pins i want mayo hairpins
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message to all doctors:
hey, if you say you're going to do something, can you like, actually do it? can you follow through with the things you say you're going to do, please? like if you say you're going to prescribe something, or refer your patient to a specialist, can you actually in fact do that? would really appreciate it! thanks!
#office: you should get a phone call in 2-3 weeks with more info about this referral! just wait for the phone call!#me: *waits 3 weeks and then gives them an extra couple business days bc i'm generous*#me: hey so what's up with that referral. you know. that we're doing because of the test results that were abnormal.#after doing the test because of my symptoms. which have been bad.#office: um. i don't see anything about that specialist referral in the visit notes. i'll send a message to his assistant asking about that.#me: cool great. thanks.
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god. sometimes i really hate those "10 jobs that you can do WITHOUT a qualification that pay over 100k" and they list something like "human resource management" 130k a year!!! when like. EVERY fucking HR job (and other jobs like this, say like librarian- something that i PAID 17k for and burnt out for in postgrad lmao) strictly DEMAND that candidates must have 1-2 years experience AND an HR DEGREE.
very, very, very, very rarely i see something in HR requiring a TAFE (aussie technical college) certificate (ie MUCH cheaper- 7k) or a diploma in HR. it's almost always a degree, barely EVER "no quals or equivalent experience or similar quals"... even for entry level jobs in hr or most defs management positions.
#life#about me#shut up ilona#ilona's jobhunting thoughts and woes lol#ilona's work thoughts#ilona's work dilemmas#and also where are the mysterious “skills based” employers i keep reading about in financial review and on LI#they seem to be fucking lying to me bc fucking low-level employers are demanding the WORLD for even good range income jobs#i do NOT need a HR degree to learn how to learn how to write GOOD job ads#not some of the trash i've been seeing lately and have posted/bitched about on here#ok yeah i get a qual in hr would teach me about relevant legislation in fair work and hiring and award wages and wages etc#which is fair enough...... but ALSO why the fuck can you just teach me on the job about it??? instead of demanding a whole ass fucking cour#*degree/course#.....for it/about it??? mfer i'm NOT paying another 30k (or possibly more) for a commerce degree majoring in hr or even 7k for a tafe qual#it CANNOT be impossible or fucking hard for you to teach/train me in entry level hr admin and hr stuff for the love of FUCK#same gows for office admin positions DEMANDING either from a cert 3 to diploma in business to do front desk admin/admin assistant jobs#i did find one the other day that demanded applicants have a degree in business admin for entry level or even an MBA#WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WANTING THAT FOR WHEN YOU'RE PAYING $26 to $30 an HOUR???????? fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fucking LAUGHABLE
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flexible hours just means work 24x7 and i hate that actually <3
#i have not had a moment's rest since 2nd week of March#id like to think its because im still learning most of the things#but the way my manager HAS ZERO time management skills like????#his ass is going on a vacation and he wants to transfer work for his project to me while im already leading two separate projects#not to mention i did already assist with 1/3 of his work#and the other 1/3 he's getting it done from other coworkers#and its not that much work but the excuses UGH#and the stupidest decision to make 3 day in-office mandatory like it has literally no point#i legit worked for 12 hours today just like everyday these past few weeks and i hate everything even more than i thought was possible ksksks#vi.txt#capitalism suxxxxxxxxxx
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how i feel when my coworkers hide me from rude/annoying customers
#thank u to my supervisor for making me pour rocks in a bag to escape the evil trump supporter who was mean to me the other day#thank u to the assistant manager for calling me into the office so i could escape a chatty customer that talked for like 3 hrs straight
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#how is it that i can get only like 6hrs of sleep. go for an hr run up a mountain and still b wired#like ??? make it make sense??? im not even a lil tired. im considering going up thr mountain again#how does my body do this? im not even euphoric. i just habe too much energy#i just wanna smash things with a baseball bat. its so weird. i guess its not really an issue. i just dont understand it which bothers me#its either a mood thing or the hyper disorder :-/ but like idk how i havent noticed it before#like have i always been like that? i have evidence going back to 2019 but i didnt actually notice it until the last year for real#...i guess there is maybe a reason i didnt have so much energy before this but ya kno#whatever. i can try to find a therapist in like 10 days or something. so ill try to figure it out lol#idk im just vibing bc im sorta unemployed rn. i mean ive been hired as a TA but dont meet for that until thurs but im not at my research#assistant job anymore as of Friday. so i can do whatever tf i want. except im still working on my data 🙃 bc im fucked up like that#hopefully the energy lasts. or maybe not bc idk how i would fucking sit in an office at a desk like this#jesus. im like: me having adhd is impossible. but also me: having to do 3 things at once to pay attention and fucking dancing while i liste#bc i cant sit still. listen. i wont believe it until someone diagnoses me. but it wouldn't not make sense#ugh. i wanna run up the mountain again. but last time i was running twice a day to get rid of energy i fucked up my leg and its still#fucked up. but like not enough thst it hurts to walk so i still run on it. maybe ill go see a doctor once my new insurance kicks in lmao#oh Jesus my brain. maybe im just happy to havr all my insurance bullshit cleared up. i guess thats a bonus to living in like libertari4n#land. less regulations than my last state in terms of car insurance lmao#or maybe im nervous abt thr start of the semester. its gonna b a fucking wild ride lol#unrelated
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I looove university websites, they're all soooo organized it's like they actually care about people being able to find things
#this is sarcasm btw#i hate them theyre terrible and impossible to navigate#all i want to do is find who the president lf the university is and half the time i have to do like 3 searches bc of all the contradictory#information and also they dont have any of their emails or anything#and also half the time its impossible to find who their assistants are like huys organize please#this is information that should be in the page on the office of the president its not hard#ugh and the links keep timing out so its like extra impossible#anyway
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one of the fucking assistants at my uni is like... i'll say it in the tags but i'm glad i'm leaving this school
#sa warning#one of the assistants forced himself on a student who was asking questions. like she went to the office to ask questions. and he closed#closed the fckn door behind her and kissed her and she was like wtf and pushed him away but like#bro wtf?????????#a woman asks questions and you do that#apparently happened 3 years ago and i didn't know
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Cop satoru 😞
we do not engage with cops or police fantasies around here my friend. instead, might i offer you: assistant, doctor or lifeguard satoru 😇
#anonymous#that's what ***** was in my post 😭😭😭 but ik people might not have deciphered that#but i dont mess w the police like that#assistants dont really have uniforms but i love a man in a suit so <3#the lawyer/corporate office au in my head is satoru being the most disruptive and borderline insubordinate assistant but he's better#than everyone else who does/could do his job so nobody can say anything plus he's the best at doing your schedule/taking care of u <3#and he's very loud about it bc he is in love w you <2#doctor is fun except he's def cocky and the worst but like who's gonna say anything when he's the best in his field (canon)#i am not above big strong man playing assistant <3
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open to: m/f/nb plot in source !
he'd already got his tie loosened, fingers working steadily at the buttons of his dress-shirt before he caught a glimpse of movement out of the corner of his eye. startled, he turned to face the intruder but even after meeting a familiar gaze lewis is no less disturbed. "..... you're not supposed to be in here."
#could be a dressing room like @ the gym or something or his office or even his home tbh he's not above folding to a hot stalker half his age#possible connections: someone he's ghostwriting for or his editors assistant/kid or even one of his own research assistants#but honestly go nuts !! <3#( int/ lewis marlow. )#( open starter. )#indie rp#indie bi rp#indie smut rp#indie starter
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fuckin hilarious how much of looking for work is just. lying
#haha yes i was an office assistant at this club for 3 whole years i definitely didn't spend 2 of those years washing dishes in the kitchen#give me the job
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Put it On Me
nsfw- Your boss Nanami counts how many times he can make you cum on break
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Your cunt is dripping down your boss Nanami’s Armani gold watch, he's watching it as it soaks his two fingers, pumping in and out of your soppy little hole now. Nanami has ten more minutes of this break, he's counting how many times he can make his pretty assistant cum.
"One.' He murmurs as you're pulsing around his fingers, thighs spread on his desk, trembling. He brings his fingers to his mouth, sucking your sweetness off them and moaning. Cheeks hollowing. "So exquisite. Bend over my desk, darling."
You eagerly obey, ass in the air, feeling his silk cheetah tie wrap your wrists, his strong muscles flexing behind you. "Nana-mi!" Your back arches when you feel it, his hot tongue lapping up your slit, his huge hands gripping the fat of your ass, your skirt is bunched around your hips as you press into his oak desk.
Your boss Nanami fucks you so good with his tongue you cum all down his chiseled face, earning his satisfied moan as he stands now, pulling on your hair, wrapping it around his fist, gently cupping your face with his other hand. "Two."
Now your boss Nanami Kento is rubbing the fat tip of his cock between your puffy lips, you gasp at it, his breath against your ear as he bullies his cock in your little hole, you're trembling at the stretch. "K-kento... you're s'big I..."
He presses you up high on the desk, cutting off your words, your legs dangling as he bends down he's so huge, his body, his cock, his hands, you feel so small and pathetic, as you're drooling on his desk, his thick cock pumping in and out, heavy balls smacking your clit, you're screaming now, earning a smack on your ass.
"You've got to be quiet, darling.... oh, f-fuck... three." He peeks at his watch with a shaky hand, hazel eyes rolling back when you flutter around him. "You're such a mess, aren't you?" You barely manage a nod, Nanami’s cock slides in easier and easier as you're dripping g down his office floor, he's pulling that cheetah tie, using it as leverage, gasping when you tighten around him.
Your boss Nanami wants to at least get one more orgasm from you, so he presses your head into the desk, watching you drool out of your stupidly open mouth. Your fucked out eyes are so pretty, he lets you know as he bends over you completely, murmuring "four"
Nanami watches your eyes roll back as his tip abuses your cervix. Your orgasm is blinding, your head falling back, he's shoving his cock so deep, stuffing you so full, you can't take it. You're shattering as you cum so hard it hurts, feeling him in your tummy he's so deep. "Cum in me, please." You whisper, he cups your face now, exhaling at how pretty you are, the tears falling down your cheeks glittering under the office lights.
"Want me to fill you up, pretty?" He's pressing on your tummy over your blouse, you nod eagerly, and he's busting his load so deep in you. You're dripping his white sticky cum, trembling in his hold, pussy pulsing as just his cum gets you again. "F-five."
"Wh-what's the numbers?" You ask, dazed and cock drunk, he unties you, the silk leaving your wrists, that watch going off. He smirks, lips turning up at the corner,then turns you and fixes your skirt, kissing your lips.
"How much I could make you cum during my break." your boss Nanami slides your panties up now, his sandy blond hair falling over his forehead as he kisses up your thigh. "Back to work, darling."
Nanami loves his breaks 🥵 Kinda dom Nanami, I don't see it too much aha but that's my head canon for him <3
#nanami smut#nanami kento#nanamin#jjk smut#jujustu kaisen#nanami x reader#jjk nanami#kento nanami smut#kento nanami x you#nanami x you#nanami kento x you#nanami kento x reader#jjk x reader
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dr's office giving me the runaround.....
#this is just classic them behavior#like the medical assistants and the nurses are great but the office systems are chaotic and inscrutable#'the dr needs to order this test' then why did you let me get the appt.........#I'm straightening it out it's fine but this was supposed to be like a 20 minute in and out and now it's a 3 hour situation
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