#The Sun Is Evil

[number-1-haxorus-fan]

It feels like the sun is my mortal enemy, and clouds are my homies.

I just watched the shadows as a cloud gradually passed by overhead, and the sun started firing the hate lasers at me, and then another cloud passed by and it was like the cloud was saying "I gotchu fam"

[ser4fhim]

don’t you hate it when ppl will tell you to open your blinds. like no. the sun. i’m reading and the sun makes the pages bright.

[oceancentury]

Dame Maggie Smith (1934 - 2024).

[proxycrit]

Day 44- GERUDO TOWN

Bug Zapper 9000 worked too well. Not only did we get the terrifying normal corpses, we accidentally found its brood mother that can summon localized sandstorms to protect its underlings.

At least it got chased away by Riju’s lightning. Big win.

This totk au is called familiar familiar! It all started when zelda didnt fall back in time and devolved into wild violence

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[tojisun]

something something the squad blindfolding you for that typical sex game that is popular right now which is: they’ll fuck you and you have to guess which cock is whose, and they’ll only stop when you finally get all four of them right.

you thought it was going to be easy—you’re all so familiar with each other’s bodies, both because of missions but also because of the way you all paw at each other, trying to smother the nightmares through sex, but then they’re fucking you in the dark and you can’t glean who it is.

not just because you’re blindfolded, but you’re also bound to deter you from cheating. and the pleasure is also just too much that you don’t have the ability to feel every different ridge or curl of their cocks or how the bulbed head feels different—johnny’s the only one cut between all of them, and even then you don’t know which one is his.

you’re crying by the end of it, exhausted and spent, but another cock is fucking into you, and then john’s voice croons from somewhere behind you, “c’mon pretty bird. we don’t have all night.”

the game continues on or something something.

[moogie-man]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

WHAAAAAAT! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! YOU ARE THE BEST!

[prettybluebro]

two types of autism

[lil-lemon-snails]

🧸

[eel-slime-supremacy]

this summer is roasting me alive. it’s so hot. what have i done to anger the gods so?

[number-1-haxorus-fan]

Summer is evil and I hate everything about it

Mosquitos, heat, humidity, children, the sun, I hate it. The sun is my mortal enemy and it KNOWS IT.

[starsandwriting]

Welcome, Isaac Newton, to the list of renowned historical figures that we just make shit up about

[thepalladium1]

whatever. go my longansalt propaganda

[faunandfloraas]

Seungmin and the pony

[macrolit]

An evil man will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes. - Sun Tzu

[tojisun]

wounded dog, caged bird - something about the way you act startles price. he sees the way your body is wound up tight, your eyes ducking down whenever he talks to you, and he learns how to coax you out sweetly. carefully. so patient, it always leaves you overwhelmed. he doesn't ask for anything but he gives out so much. a quiet voice, a gentle smile - you do not know what of you does he like. but it's not anything tangible, really. a pretty bird in his arms, a loyal dog in the cradle his lap - what are you, if not his bride?

he gets too excited. too selfish and too possessive that in the next breath, simon's pulling him away, hulking body towering over john. "yer distracted, cap'n." ghost smells like ozone and hunger. "y'got any more f'r me?"

[thesexymanscholar]