#The Spicy General

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8 Questions with horror fan Lady Valarie

Its 11:12 amsummer     Good afternoon!!!! For today’s post I decided to share a brand new “8 Questions with…..“that I did this week.   In this interview,I chatted one of the nicest people I have met on YouTube in the past year in Valarie Janowski aka Lady Valarie. She is also known as “The Spicy General” as she is a valued moderator for many YouTube channels. Mods are present when channels do…

[nonranghaes]

it's silly, but...

"sorry, we aren't eating spicy food right now." soonyoung says it over the phone to mingyu who, from what you heard because the call is on speaker, is trying to pawn off leftovers to soonyoung. not you, because your wisdom teeth just came out, and it'll aggravate it now. you look up from your phone, your heart warm at the notion.

we. we aren't doing this. we are in this together. you think you might cry. soonyoung's already explaining it to him: you can't have it, so he won't eat it, either: not directly in front of you while you're missing it this much already. you think this means he might indulge himself if he goes out without you, but you don't mind that. hell, you really hope he does if that's what he wants.

mingyu laughs after a moment, after soonyoung has apologized a few too many times. "no, it's fine," he says. "i'll ask vernon. are they craving anything that i can make?"

soonyoung looks at you when he thinks you're not looking or listening. "um... i think anything soft is good. they're miserable right now. i think i'll have to let anything hot cool down first, but... i think they'd appreciate it."

mingyu lets out a hum of affirmation. "i'll pull something together and drop by."

you fight back a smile as you listen to soonyoung thank him more than a few times before saying he'll talk to him again later. he comes over, bottle of pills in hand, and sets them down on the coffee table so that he can move your legs and sit underneath them. he drops them back into your lap, still holding on.

"is it bothering you?" he gestures toward his jaw. "i can get you something to eat so you can take your medicine..."

"i love you."

he blinks a few times. "... huh?"

"you don't have to cut out the stuff you enjoy for me." you reach out, pinching his cheek a little. "i don't mind. i'm an adult."

he pouts a little. "i'm not cutting them out completely," he says, one hand squeezing your ankle a little. "just when i'm with you. it'd be mean to sit in front of you and eat anything i know you want." he's sheepish now, eyes drifting away from you. "i like sharing with you. so... whenever we eat together," he meets your gaze again, "i'll eat only things i know you hate. okay?"

despite the tiny way your jaw aches now, you lean in, pressing a quick peck against the corner of his lips. it's clumsy, but still just as sweet, and it sends him into giggles nonetheless as he leans in to pepper your face with kisses as gently as he can.

"we're in this together," he says when he pulls back. he extends his pinky, beaming at you more when it makes you smile. "okay? we're a team."

you just giggle through the pain and lock your pinky around his own, taking the chance to steal one more kiss from him.

[fumifooms]

The spiciest pepper in the world was created by a guy trying to cure cancer because capsaicin can kill cancer cells, and then it became fun food for people who love eating stuff that can kill your cells a freakish amount, and I think that’s the kind of shenanigans Marcille should be thrown into in modern AUs

[ryuusea]

what if he wanted more than a sniff

[severius-ia]

[painfullymeta]

I have genuinely no explanation for this

For some reason today, my brain decided that this was what we were doing with the cycles left over from the rest of my life (and to be fair some of the cycles I would probably have preferred using to run my life with). When my brain gets like this it is generally better to let it do the thing so I can stop rather than fight with it about it, so here we go.

The first one:

The second one:

And to conclude:

I wish additionally to note that the rendering of this mayhem in three separate Venn diagrams is a compromise position with the limitations of reality as the initial vision had the whole thing in one massive diagram that probably transcended time and space.

I am a danger to myself and others.

[robo-milky]

“…Master Rook, I understand if you don’t like… ‘stronger flavours.’”

“I can’t say I can experience the yin yang hot pot fully if I only ate from one side, no?”

Late CNY Celebration Doodle

Maybe family is the 垃圾猫 and 老外 you bring home <3

[severius-ia]

Rapunzel Christmas present for you 🎁

[severius-ia]