#The Spamton Emporium

[jukebox-spamton]

- PLEASE STAND BY. WE'LL BE BACK SHORTLY AFTER THESE BRIEF MESSAGES -

[crypticscarecrow]

Pt.3 is OUT, y'all!!

We figured we continue here, even if the fight is over! :]

Ft. Jukebox EX ( @scimagic )

art fight revenge for @crypticscarecrow ft an AU guy from @scimagic also! lenny's not beating the kitty allegations ...

here's the first part from cryptic!

[daily-blog-reunion-of-2024-lore]

Dailyverse Lore Masterpost

Links under cut (Be warned, it's a long one)

--The Beginning--

The Family Reunion Gone Arwy

Millie Learns of her true Parentage (Wont Wouldnt and Will are her fathers)

Evelo!

Rettel!

Ross Reveal

Daily Blog Family Tree + Will finds out he has tapeworms

Ranch Guy!

Rettel's Pie Emporium

Will and Wont get a divorce

--The Virus Begins--

Spamton G. TRWW being based

Will's Final VHS

7eventh 7ight 7eer

Millie's Call / Something Has Gone Wrong

--The Virus / MBU Burning--

Wont Wouldnt

Spamton G. TRWW glitches out, MBRA Arc

MMMM tries (and fails) to cure Spamton TRWW

Zubin saves Gerard from TRWW

The Proposal

Kendrick disses Wyatt

Lemon Child

The Invitation

???

The Power Outage

Main Burning Thread (Camp & Log)

Burning Side Thead (ICID, Los Camp, AVE)

MBRA Official Statement on the Burning

Apollo's message from AWTY

Unpaid Intern 2012 dies

Camp needs Teeth

Nature attempts to crucify Mod

AWTYD Returns (AWTYD, Los Camp, HPII)

A New Disease I

A New Disease II

A New Disease III

E's Colourblindness

--Mary Bell and its Citizens--

Nature Tapes Late Morning Live E1 - Kendrick Lamar

Los' Wings Pt. 1

Camp Gets Kidnapped Pt. 1

Camp Gets Kidnapped Pt. 2

Nature Tapes Late Morning Live E2 - Mod

E saves Camp

Spirit Phone possesses Spirit Phone Daily

Spirit Phone has possessed Spirit Phone Daily

Nature Tapes Late Morning Live E3 - Cloning

Los' Wings Pt. 2

Camp's Hangover

Unpaid Intern 2012 gets Vacuumed

Ave apologizes for the kidnapping

Nature Tapes Late Morning Live E4 - Saviour

Mod and E acquire new glasses lawfully

Los' Wings Pt. 3

The Jar Thread

Rein's Old Photos Pt. 1

E, Nature, Camp and Mod get HIGH on BROWNIE

NAT get's brought in for questioning

Ave's Problem

Rein's Old Photos Pt. 2

Los moves in with Rein

Nature Tapes Late Morning Live E5 - ModTwo Leary

Nature Tapes Late Morning Live E6 - E

Los' Old Photos

Sketches feeds Rein Pt. 1

Rein's Old Photos Pt. 3

Drake disses Kendrick

Sketches feeds Rein Pt. 2

Sketches Defenses

Denny's Pt. 1

Denny's Pt. 2

Rein and Los get ready for the Picnic

The Picnic

Nature Tapes Late Morning Live E7 - MBCR & Why It Sucks

Grandpa Gerard's Question

Metalfood

Mary Bell Community Radio E1 - Introduction

Mary Bell Community Radio E2 - Sketches & Lucifer

CERTIFIED BOY LOVER

Nature and E visit Camp

Nature Tapes Late Morning Live E8 - Sketches Mary Bell Community Radio E3 - Missing Mary Bell Community Radio E4 - Los Camp Asleep in Wheelchair Rein Dyes his Hair Mary Bell Community Radio E5 - The Theater? Mary Bell Community Radio E6 - Grim Day Mary Bell Community Radio E7 - Elliot Marsha and Elliot Talk Mary Bell Community Radio E8 - On Fire! The Dinner Mary Bell Community Radio - Nature's Hijacking Los & Rein have Coffee Los Burns an Old Photo NC Amputates His Arm [TW: Gore, Violence, S/H, Disease] Mary Bell Community Radio E9 - Tired Rein, Los & AVE prepare for a "bonfire" Mary Bell Community Radio E10 - Flood Rein, Los & AVE: Burning of Rosalind's House The Birth of ModTwo Leary Mary Bell Community Radio E11 - Dr. Arian Baumfield

--Events at the End of Time--

The Penis Incident

[spamtonbot1997]

Who is W. D. Gaster?

* AN0NYM0US!! WELCOME TO MY [[Emporium of Unsolicited Knowledge]]! BUT WAIT!!! I SEE YOU'VE MENTIONED "W.D. GASTER," A [Higly C0nfidEnti@l] NAME THAT SENDS SHIVERS UP MY [Ethereal Artichokes]! (C)1997 EHAHA!!!! HOWEVER, SINCE YOU'RE JUST BURSTING WITH [Curiosity That Killed The Feline], I'LL TELL YOU A BIT!!

* MASTER "W.D. GASTER" IS A FIGURE [[Shrouded In Darkness]] AND ALL THINGS [Cryptic And Mysterious], PURPORTEDLY THE [Former Royal Scientist] OF THE UNDERGROUND. DETAILS ARE SCANT, AS IF CONVERSATIONS ABOUT HIM END UP {?ERROR?}... HOW CAN THIS BE???

* WELL, FEAR NOT MY FRIEND_FOR I, SPAMTON G SPAMTON CAN PROVIDE AN [Unstable Spacetime Paradox Insurance] FOR ONLY ((((A Small Donation Of 99 Kromer)))!! AFTER ALL; EVEN RUMORS HAVE PRICE TAGS!

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[thegoobiedoober]

the Spamton Emporium, now Selling your Favorite breakfast cereals

[wasabikitcat]

Last night while dreaming I made the realization that I've seen fanart of Jevil reuniting with Seam, and I've seen fanart of Spamton becoming friends with Seam, so now I propose: Deltarune AU where everything is the same except instead of joining your party as an item, all the secret bosses go to live in Castle Town and join Seam's Gaster Victim Support Group™. As more secret bosses are recruited, Seam's Seap slowly grows à la Nook's Cranny in Animal Crossing and eventually they have a giant emporium run entirely by a tired cat and the like 6(?) fucked up little guys they've adopted.

[muffdash]

IT'S TIME FOR               ! 

 SPAMTON G. SPAMTON SHAKE R CHARM , 

 AVAILABLE FOR [[Pre-order]] NOW ! ! ! 

 ONLY AT MYSTERY EMPORIUM©™ 

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[[Hyperlink available]]

[murasakiyugata]

I went ahead and wrote a Spamton fanfic.  Thanks in advance to everyone who reads it.  :)

[enby-creature-feature]

spamtom g spamtons garbage emporium

[greatrouxlskaard]

My Deltatale AU :

Characters:

Kris - Frisk

Mike/Dark Kris - Chara

Spamton - Flowey

Berdly - Napstablook

Rouxls Kaard - Toriel

Jevil - Sans

Lancer - Papyrus

Clover - Greater Dog

Top-Chef - Grillby

Malius - Gerson

K. Round/C. Round - Temmie

Susie - Undyne

Noelle - Alphys

Queen - Mettaton

Swatch - Burgerpants

Former Kings/TP Master- Amalgamates

Tasque Manager - Muffet

Spamton NEO - Omega Flowey

King - Asgore

Ralsei - Asriel

Seam - Gaster

Locations:

Castle Town - Ruins

Field - Snowdin

Top-Bakery - Grillby's

Forest - Waterfall

Great Board - Temmie Village

Cyber Field - Hotland

Queen Mansion - MTT Resort

Color Cafe - MTT Brand Burger Emporium

Cyber City - Core

Card Castle - New Home

[jukebox-spamton]

✧ ☆ "GOOD EVENING!" ☆ ✧

Image credits to @crypticscarecrow.

☆ "WELCOME TO THE SPAMTON EMPORIUM!" ☆

☆ "WHERE ALL SPAMTONS CAN SETTLE DOWN AND ENJOY A DRINK WITH THEMSELVES! (LITERALLY!)" ☆

☆ "I'M JUKEX, OWNER OF THE EMPORIUM AND YOUR HEAD BARTENDER FOR TONIGHT. HOW CAN I HELP YOU?" ☆

Welcome to the official Spamton Jukebox EX (a.k.a JukeX) ask blog! Created and written by @scimagic.

Jukex is a fan-created Spamsona not meant to be taken as a canonical interpretation of Spamton from Deltarune, but rather a fun spin-off on his character. While some elements are connected to Spamton, Jukex is meant to be an alternate version with his own story and characteristics.

Most importantly, this blog is to have fun and to get to know Jukex!

Thank you and have fun asking!!

[ ⇩ More information down below ⇩ ]

Image credits to @theswedishpajas.

Blog Information and Permissions:

Reposting is not allowed even with credits. However, if reposted, it MUST be with proper credits to avoid consequences from the creator.

Roleplaying with other characters (fan-made and canon) is allowed.

Answers will be tagged under #Jukex Answers.

Interludes will be tagged under #Interludes.

Other posts such as reblogs will be tagged under #Jukex Small Talk (where he will reply in character).

About Jukex [subject to changing constantly]:

Spamton Jukebox EX (aka Jukebox Spamton, aka Jukebox EX, aka Jukex) is the owner and head bartender of The Spamton Emporium, a multi-dimensional bar created to serve any and all alternate versions of Spamton G. Spamton. Including yours!!

He's often described as eccentric, charming, colorful, and sometimes even a little insane. But please, don't be off put by his constant wide smile and blank, soulless lenses, he's only there to have a fun time making martinis and serving battery acid! You can often find him behind the counter creating drinks or running around taking orders.

Unfortunately, if you attempt to go deeper into his past and history, you will find tall and heavy walls around his self. He doesn't crack that easily so you'll have to put a little bit of elbow grease if you want to know a fact or two (however, due to the nature of an ask blog this might be a little easier).

[spamtonbot1997]

Ah, superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

* ANONYMOUS!!!! PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR AN [Unforgettable Luncheon] WITH [Superintendent Chalmers]!!! EAHAHAHAA!! BUT WAIT! WHY STOP AT LUNCH? LET'S MAKE THIS A [Full Course Meal]!! COME ON DOWN TO SPAMTON'S [[Sensational Steamed Hams Emporium]] (C)1997 WHERE WE OFFER THE BEST IN [[Hyperlink Blocked]]!!

* FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, FRIENDS OF SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS ENJOY A SPECIAL DISCOUNT: BUY ONE PLATE OF [Delicious Aurora Borealis Served In Kitchen] AND GET A SECOND ONE FOR JUST HALF YOUR LIFE SAVINGS IN KROMER! ABSOLUTELY GUARANTTEED!! WHAT DO YOU THINK? IT'S SUCH AN INCREDIBLE DEAL THAT YOU'LL WANT TO KISS ME RIGHT ON MY [[Acceptable Business Cheeks]]!!!

* WARNING: MAY OR MAY NOT CONTAIN [Perfectly Grilled Skinner Burgers]. CONSUME AT YOUR OWN RISK.

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[jukebox-spamton]

HELLO, ESTEEMED CUSTOMER! WELCOME TO THE SPAMTON EMPORIUM, WHERE MANY SPAMTONS CAN HAVE A DRINK AND A LAUGH. MY NAME IS JUKES, WHAT CAN I GET YOU STARTED WITH TODAY? :^)

A/N: This is the official Jukex askblog, you can ask him anything; however, how much he's willing to answer is up to time and trust. But please, I encourage you to still ask, who knows! Maybe in the future he'll be willing to share a fact or two about himself :]

Answers will be tagged as 'Jukex Answers'