#The Sniling Grinner

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GREAT NEWS GUYS

THEY'RE HEEEEEERE X3 THEY'RE SO CUTE AND GOOFY I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

I put them in The Box so that they wouldn't get Spaghetti sauce on them lol

I had a much longer post with more jokes and cuteness but Tumblr ate it so, this is the shaved down version of the Dude Arrival Post lmao

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BARK BARK BARK BARK BAK ABRK BAKR BARK

This may be silly, buuuut when p3 dude makes "Ow" sound he kinda sounds like a cat, and I can't unhear it anymore💀

[yummycrummy]

The way you draw P3 is such a win to me. I win every time you post smth with him, even if he's just in the background. He's Doing That Fucken P3 face! He's doing the Dreamworks Eyebrow!!! THATS THE SNILING GRINNER!! 🫵🫵🫵 I mean I love how you draw *all* the Dudes, but P3 will always be my favorite >:3

��💕💕💕!!!! AAWWW HAL ur so sweet,,, tysm,,, I love drawing him alot, he's a lil easier at times than the other dudes hehegf everytime I draw him I think about you and how you'll react to seeing him/p he's such a cutie and ur so valid, cuz I like him too :] 💚 I try to make him stay in character but most of the time I just do the fanon side

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I love ur new pfp hes the smiling grinner smiling oh so joyously

😊 hes sniling !!!!!!!!

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Hello Funny Running With Scissors POSTAL game Company, it is me Hal, the Homo Blogging Dude Smoocher.

Please give me the Talking POSTAL 3 Dude Doll now Please. 🙏 I will not ask for anything for Christmas or my birthday or our wedding anniversary or even Halloween. I would like the Pookie doll Please, so I can Smooch him please Right Now pleas, and thanks. I will take him for walks and feed him and everything, trust. I would like to stop looking at the "Out of Stock" letters in red (they make me sad) and instead be purchasing the Pookie Doll, so he comes to my house as soon as possible. 🙏

Look at him..... He's So So Silly........ I need him in my life.... I will take him and P2 Dude and P4 Dude to work with me in my Work Bag.... My co-workers will be So Confused why there are 3 of them, but my boss will think it is So Funny.

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AHHHH HIS CUTE LAUGH IM GOING HOMO MODE *Rabies Sound*

postal 3 dude voicelines bcuz teehee

(shoutout to @strawbrygashez for mentioning p3's subtle southern accent a while back..i've been thinking abt it a lot now)

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I think people should draw the Postal Dude in just his undie-pants more often. Those were pretty good.

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Im shakign in my boots

I’m snuggling and cuddling my lil’ P3 Plushie and the joy is immense. My crops are watered and my skin is clear. /ref He’s so soft and so snuggly and he says funny silly things, I’m just- 💛🩷💚❤️🩵💛💙❤️💚💙💛💜❤️💙💚🧡

He’s perfect, I smooch him on his little head, my pookie boy <3

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A friend edited the card in the P3 opening cutscene from "HATE" to "LOVE" and it made me think of what kind of card Rodney would leave. Tbh he wouldn't leave a card, he'd just step in and start managing shit lol. He picked up Champ, refreshed the wilty flowers, got Dude his Krotchy blanket from home and a Get Well Soon Krotchy doll bc he's just a Good Boyfriend like that XD. Picked him up some food too on his way over.

I don't think Dude would have shot himself in my little POSTAL au that Rodney exists in. Maybe he would have, but maybe not, I dunno. He was cheating on The Bitch with Rodney at the time, so maybe instead of that he would just ditch the trailer to go smoke weed with Rodney about it instead. That's a lot of what they did back in their Paradise days was like chat, smoke weed, hang out, kill people, until they got hot and bothered with each other at least lmao.

There is like, such angst potential there, I feel like. Rodney has this scare of like, almost losing his ueuuguh Whatever They Are to each other at that point, to an attempt on his own life. Big Drama. I could prolly fic about it sometime if I'm ever in an Angsty Mood.

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I ALSO JUST ORDERED THEM, I'm SO SO SO SO SO HAPPY FSHDGVFHSDV I CANNOT WAIT!!!! THE POOKIES ARE EN ROUTE!!!

POSTAL 3 AND 4 DOLLS ARE BACK IN STOCK AND YA BOY JUST ORDERED THEM!!!!!!!

I'M SO EXCITED TO GET THEM!!!!!!

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Google Postal 3 Dude no shirt on. Google show me Postal 3 Dude but not wearing a shirt. Gogle Postal 3 Dude honkers out. Google his Bobs

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Contributing to the need for Postal ShitPosts. 🙏 This is me When I Finally Get Him 😈

I made this in 30s on MSPaint as a response to a friend’s meme on discord LMAO

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About

Heyyyy I am Hal. I'm 23, Bigender, He/Him > She/Her. I am an Animator, Illustrator and Writer, though I haven't been making a lot of finished pieces at this tough spot in my life. I always keep trying tho ^^.

I am an adult, and there is gonna be 18+ Adult content on here. I have the #suggestive tag for people who don't wanna see that, and I Highly Discourage any minors from following me. If you're gonna follow me anyway, block the tag. If I catch minors liking/reblogging adult stuff off my page, yer gettin' blocked, pal. Sorry.

Headmates, tags, DNI and Headcanon Submission Info below the cut :3c

DNI - The usual stuff, haters, any kind if -ist or -phobic (not fear obv but prejudice, lol) Anti-endo and proship

Headmates

☆ Vincent (Yeah, that one) Vincent Afton, my beloved husband, I made him On Accident. I've been messin' with him for like, 7 or 8 years now, but I only recently found out he was his own person up in my head there.

Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind)

Postal 3 Dude (Postal 3) OUGh this is the newest one, he's literally So Silly. The Grinning Sniler...

Tags

Hal Art - My art Hal Talk - Thoughts nobody asked for Hal Answer - Answers to asks Halcore - what it says on the box Hal's Bookshelf - Stuff for me to read Hal's Homo Headcanons - If people send me prompts, I'll do Headcanons and stuff =w= Suggestive - Minors pls block this tag or just don’t follow me 🙏 /lh  🛒 - shit I wanna buy at some point MY HUSBAND - Vincent posts THE POOKIE - Freemind posts LULU - Alucard posts ROWOBOT - Swerve posts The Sniling Grinner - Postal 3 Dude posts PeePaw - Postal 4 Dude posts

These are all just ship tags Hal x Vincent Hal x Gordon / HalMind Halcyon x Alucard / Halucard Rod x Dude

HEADCANON SUBMISSION THING

Uhhhhhh idk anything this is UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Characters I think I could do

P2 Dude P3 Dude P4 Dude? Maybe? Vincent Afton, he's my hubby so prolly not shipping him around =w=

Gordon Freeman - Freeman's Mind

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HEY, YOU SAID EVIL TRICK OR TREAT! NOT MY FAULT I DECIDED TO FOLLOW THROUGH!

MIGHT WANT TO BE QUICK. I HEAR THERE'S A MOUSE ON THE OTHER END OF THE STRING, AND IT'S GETTING PRETTY SCARED WITH YOU HERE. WOULDN'T WANT IT TO START RUNNING BEFORE YOU CAN GET YOUR PRIZE, WOULD YOU?

EVIL TRICK OR TREAT

ONLY IF YOU CAN CATCH IT!

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Uagh… Postal Dude 3…. Heugh,,,,,, Third Postal Dude…. oughH