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michael smut michael smut michael smut michael smut (preferably some best friends to lovers however i will be appreciative of anything you can give us 🙏)

MICHAEL SMUT! MICHAEL SMUT! *we all chant in unison* will do!

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heyyyy what did you think of cal’s new single?? i like it, the deep voice caught me off guard but i think it suits him!!! wanted to hear ur thoughts tho 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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i REALLY liked it and he definitely has a unique style like idk how to explain it but it sounds so HIM.

i will say, it doesn't have me quite as enthralled as cool does but i do tend to like faster songs, but i think at some point this week i'm gonna be up at 12am (on taco tuesday) and play that song and it'll develop into an obsession lollll

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can u do like a like x reader where she is the full outcast "bad" girl stereotipe and they're enemies to lovers or his parents don't approve of her??

YES OF COURSE!!!

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heyyyyy *awkwardly entering the room* long time no seeeeee

so what do you guys want this week and next week? i have a two week long break starting monday so we can do multiple things per day (including the asks i haven't got to write for uhmmm!)

so what do we want?

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cries……. we miss you

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sobbing I MISS YOU TOO istg this week is gonna be a banger.. and I KNOW BANGERS.. guys trust i'll upload some things i'm just procrastinating

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ok I stalked her profile, she has one tagged pic and it’s from yungbluds festival called bludfest and she’s backstage in a picture with the girlfriend of the drummer. guess whos playing bludfest? bear. i also looked and she follows someone that calum’s friend shica tagged today, so maybe they met through friends and she got too much attention or he found out she is friends with bear and cut her off, it makes sense

oh dear god. well, it would make sense if they met through friends, she's in the sports advertising field and tbh they meet A TON of people you'd be surprised.

if he cut her off because of her connection with bear, then lowkey i think arzaylea's fucking bear up (again) but no surprise there. probably snorting coke off of his dick like she did to luke idk

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idk if shes sweet shes friends with blackbear and his team maybe thats why they unfollowed for luke’s sake maybe he said something now arz is back with blackbear

i mean someone can be friends with someone and not be the same as them but also that's a good point. she's not following blackbear on insta but that doesn't mean they're not friends.

that would be sweet if it was for luke — and of course, we're back to arz.

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tbh I’d prefer to see Calum with her than other girls he’s followed at least she’s not an actual stripper like his ex

i don't have anything against strippers but i get it. was she crazy too?

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I just looked at her page and she has stories of her in LA and New York so they could have met there she also posted a story about raya so maybe they matched on there knowing that he’s on it

they could've. maybe calum finally learned to be more discreet about his love life lmaooo

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hay love how ur the #1 calum news supporter lol everyday i login to tumblr these past couple days i see you update the situation with the girl n i always giggle LOL!!

uhh idk do i just like - 😵‍💫

aww thanks! i feel like i have mixed opinions about drama accs because i def don't want to make that my entire thing and i feel like now that they're older, there isn't AS MUCH to report on

but at the same time calum and ashton are still acting like how they were when they were younger and luke is never innocent so. always more to know.

and yes!! that's how you do it lol

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but if he wasn't in LA then he def is now because of his little photo dump there was a desert in it and i know DAMN WELL that is not what england looks like lmao

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i did some digging on charlotterosewheatley (the new girl calum followed for a bit) and she seems like a nice girl

i think it might've either been an accident, he met her and followed just to be nice and then unfollowed, or (knowing him) he saw the first pics in her photo dumps and thought the lowcut shirts she was wearing meant she was like the other accs he follows lmao

but she seems so sweet tbh, if y'all want me to keep updating on her or others, i can. two weeks ago she was in london so unless she traveled fast to LA, cal could have been in london

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Ok Calum has unfollowed new girl already, crisis over everyone, no new girlfriend here 😂

LMAOOO it might have been someone he met and followed her just to be nice or it was an accident, but either way, i followed her so lets see if she accepts it

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in another life i was one of the 5sos groupies sigh

I wish he was real

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Cal just followed a new girl on insta do we know if he’s back in LA or not

whats her @? y'all have never seen my fbi side but trust she's resurfaced

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100 FOLLOWERS LETS GO !!

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not an ask but omfg i’ve been SO starved for 2014-ish era 5sos fics for like 2 years you’re my saviour

i'm honored 😋 fr like i think the boys are great now but thennnnnn phew scratching the walls, biting my phone like gimme some of that 🙌🏻🙌🏻

trust i'll make up for the lack of it !!