#The Sly Collection

[slyturtle-gaming]

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[beanbagbuddies4life]

Brown and white belly Sly!

[captain-lonagan]

Behold The Family

Good Dog

Cool Dog

Silly Dog

Sly Dog

[singles-bar]

[black-and-yellow]

I was sitting in class today and had a random thought about something,

If Bug!AU Mic is still afraid of bugs, would he be afraid of himself?

Deep questions in the Bug AU. I dunno man it depends why he's scared of them in the first place, but I assume as long as he doesn't think too hard about it he'll probably be OK.

probably.

[wolfiestars]

weird urge to play through thieves in time again even tho i know it will just make me angry >:(

[newvegascowboy]

obsessed with sly & all the stories abt the campaign he's in i think he's neat!!!!

THANK YOUUUUUUU HES MY BABY BOYYYYYY

I was always pretty shy and hesitant to talk about it but fuck it sly is one of my favorite ocs and I love how fucking awful he is. Going to be posting about this idiot until the end of time

[rjjameshiii]

RJ's Platinum Collection #13: Sly Cooper & The Thievius Raccoonus

Achieved on 10/8/2022 at 12:55 PM

Sly Cooper was one of my favorite games as a kid. I just thought Sly was so damn cool. So when I noticed that the Sly Collection, the PS3 edition of the first three Sly Cooper games all bundled into one, was available for free on PS Plus, I decided to replay this childhood classic.

Unfortunately, Sly Cooper's first game does not have the most interesting trophy list. Almost all of the trophies are earned by collecting all the clue bottles in the levels and then unlocking all of the vaults. Vaults either contain blueprints that will help you find clue bottles in other levels, or new moves learned from pages of the Thievius Raccoonus. As long as you get all the vaults opened, you'll get the Platinum.

Weirdly enough, you literally get your first trophy the MOMENT that you press Start on the game for the first time.

1/36: Sucker Punched! - Enter the world of Sly Cooper!

Then you have the Tutorial level in Paris, breaking into Carmelita Fox's office to steal files on the Fiendish Five, where I got two more trophies.

2/36: Coin Collector - Collect a single coin.

3/36: Foxy Lady - Collect a police file from Carmelita.

Next up is the real first level, a stormy water and boat-themed area run by Sir Raleigh the Frog. Each level has a hub world where you can complete seven other levels to earn treasure keys to make your way to the boss. Playing through the first world, I got 10 more trophies.

4/36: Learn The Ropes - Start out on your Cooper adventure.

5/36: Coin Recycler - Collect 60 coins.

6/36: Bottle Hoarder - Collect all clue bottles in any level.

7/36: Dive Bomb - Learn Drake Cooper's Fast Attack Dive.

8/36: Coins, Coins Everywhere! - Collect 99 coins.

9/36: Programmers Could Do Anything - Collect some watery blueprints.

10/36: Take It Slow - Learn Dev Cooperinda's Slow Motion Jump.

11/36: Nimble Like A Thief - Find all of the dive moves.

12/36: Coin Sucker - Learn Karen Cooper's Coin Magnet Technique.

13/36: Frog Legs - Defeat Sir Raleigh the Frog.

Next up was Mesa City, a Las Vegas ripoff in the middle of the desert run by gangster dog Muggshot. Completing this world earned me seven more trophies.

14/36: Pug Gambling - Enter Muggshot's territory.

15/36: Top Of The Morning - Learn Rob McCooper's Explosive Hat Technique.

16/36: Freeze, You're It - Learn B.F. Cooper's Speed Up The Clock Technique.

17/36: French Bulldog Style - Collect a blueprint from Muggshot.

18/36: Waterlogged - Learn Suzanne Cooper's Water Safety Technique.

19/36: Now Ya See Me - Learn Sir Andrew Cooper's Thief Replica Technique.

20/36: Giving The Dog A Bone - Defeat Muggshot.

World #3 is a haunted swamp where voodoo priestess crocodile Mz. Ruby is lurking around. This world had a lot less trophies than the first two worlds, offering only five more trophies from the list.

21/36: Bayou Lily - Enter the Voodoo Swamp.

22/36: Singing Gator - Collect a voodoo blueprint.

23/36: Slow Stacker - Upgrade your Slow Motion Technique.

24/36: Time Stopper - Max out all Slow Motion Techniques.

25/36: Dance, Dance, Ruby - Defeat Mz. Ruby.

World 4 is a snowy temple in China run by the Panda King. This is where you discover that you won't get the final vault, no matter what level it is in, until you beat the final boss. But completing as much of this world as I could earned me 7 more trophies.

26/36: Run Like An Egyptian - Learn Slytunkhamen's secret move.

27/36: Slytunkhamen Approves - Upgrade your Shadow.

28/36: Complete Darkness - Max out all Shadow Techniques.

29/36: Spikes Suck - Learn Sir Augustine of Cooper's Briefly Defy Gravity Technique.

30/36: Snowy Blueprints - Collect some snowy blueprints.

31/36: Meeting The Ancestors - Find all of the blueprints.

32/36: Pandas Aren't Always Cute - Defeat Panda King.

And then the final level was a volcanic lair for the leader of the Fiendish Five, the giant robotic owl Clockwerk. Unlike the other levels, this level is completely linear, and has only two trophies that you get simultaneously for defeating the final boss.

33/36: Clash Of The Clockwerk - Track down Clockwerk.

34/36: Oh No He Didn't! - Defeat Clockwerk.

With Clockwerk beaten, I could return to the Panda King's level and grab the final vault.

35/36: Greedy Raccoon - Open all the vaults.

Which got me the Platinum!

36/36: True Thievius Raccoonus - Unlock all the trophies in Sly Cooper's first outing.

I think Sly Cooper 1 is a very fun game and a classic platformer. I could see myself replaying it again in the future.

However, this is a very uninspired and boring trophy list, which does take some of the fun of getting the Platinum out.

Rating: 8/10

[sprouts-on-a-log]

Friday 6/28/24

played:

William and Sly 1: Completed the main game (I'd only started yesterday but it's really short). Felt very very comforting since I haven't played this in years. Absolutely adore the soundtrack.

William and Sly 2: Did a good portion of it, unlocked flight, but other than the other journal pages...I think I'm done replaying. I don't feel the need to completionist it. Maybe if I'm in the mood one rainy day? Again, a bopping soundtrack and this one has more adorable lore of how they met each other. Makes my heart so happy. <3

Everloom: Only did a little of this because it was included in the William and Sly classic collection. It's interesting! I like the dream vibes and it still has that kind of explore and traverse familiar areas over and over that I love in the other games. But....there was one segment with teleportation pads that....mmmmmm made me angy. Not invested enough to finish it, but it was fun to try.

watched:

Aquaman(2018): ⭐⭐

That was....well that was something. I only really watched it because it was on TV. Barely kept up with the general plot because I was on my phone and any time I did look up, the acting was questionable. Jason Mamoa did ok with what he was given, but story was predictable over all.

listened:

This makes me cry, it's nailing the nostalgia of playing this on the family computer back in the day. *sob*

[tapeskingdom]

5 Rolls blue scenery sky landscape washi tape set

[beanbagbuddies4life]

Sly the Fox

via x x

Born September 12, 1996

Sly is a fox and tricky is he Please don’t chase him, let him be If you want him, just say when He’ll peek out from his den!

Sly also has a "rare" variant with a brown belly instead of white.

I put "rare" in quotes because Sly is one of the least valuable Beanies out there. At the peak of the Beanie boom, people were snapping up handfuls of Sly at a time to lock in display cases, only to sell them in mint condition for less than a brand new Beanie. (Right now they go for around $5.)

Anyway! Check out these trading cards lol. White- and brown-belly Sly each has their own card!

[myearspleasure]

JEUDI 07 SEPTEMBRE 2023

RVG - BRAIN WORMS

SLY AND THE FAMILY STONE - STAND!

[unreformedcarrots]

[singles-bar]

[mer-acle]

Aight now let the God Games begin.

Apollo: Uh I... Like killing that many Sirens was slight overkill don't you think?

Athena: Tbf the sirens are massive bitches...

Apollo: Fair, that was good vocal work sis, let him go.

Hephaestus: Trust is not given it's FORGED (winks) you see what I did there? Anyways he sacrificed his entire crew that wasn't his best moment.

Athena: Yes, but if you let him go, he can still BUILD a future with his fam.

Hephaestus (laughing): Good one, let him go.

Aphrodite: Odysseus should have been home sooner then his Mom wouldn't have died.

Athena:

Athena: Wtf seriously?

(Quick Thought)

Athena: Come on, Aphrodite.

Ares: DON'T MESS WITH MY GIRL ALSO YOUR ODYSSEUS IS A SLY BITCH JUST LIKE YOU AND HIS SON'S A LOSER.

Athena: (rage activate) DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK OF MY BOY LIKE THAT!

Ares: gods okay chill

Aphrodite: awww so cute you do have a heart

Athena: Besides Ares we can watch ody kill all those assholes in his palace and I'll get popcorn.

Ares: GREAT FUCKING DEAL!

Hera: Look I've been pretty pissed at Zeus lately just gimme one good reason.

Athena: So he's smart.

Hera:

Athena: He's... Uh... Did I mention he's smart?

Hera:

Athena: He's kinda funny.

Hera: seriously?

Athena: Okay goddamnit he's not a serial cheater like Dad alright?

(Collective gasps, Hermes is lying on the floor laughing silently)

Apollo: Oh wow.

Artemis: She actually just said that.

Athena: (internally) shit fuck just act like you didn't just say that.

Hera: Husband goals, let him go.

Athena: (internally) act natural... (To Zeus) So I won, let him go.

Zeus: You little shit-

(lightning)

[bpmiranda]

Daddy best friend logan taking virginity roughly

A/N: dbf!logan, age gap, 18+ f!reader, fingering, oral f! receiving, loss of virginity, rough sex

you lose your virginity to your dad’s friend logan during a night you spent at his house because your parents are on an anniversary trip

you and logan had fooled around in the past, he would sneak sly touches during family dinners, eat you out in the garage during a summer barbecue

tonight was different, he was so smooth at talking you out of your panties as you were making out in his bedroom, sitting all pretty in his lap

“wanna try that little cherry of yours,” he whispered, hands groping at your ass as he pushed his crotch against your aching pussy “gonna give me a taste?”

of course you do, you’d give him anything if it meant he’d keep pleasuring you like this, and he’s so hungry for your cunt you’d think it was his last meal

“sit on my lap, baby doll,” he says as you’re trembling from your orgasm while he’s undressing himself, he sits on the edge of the bed and you straddle him

you breathe shakily as he lines his cock to your entrance, rubbing his head through your folds to collect the slick of your orgasm as lubricant

“will it hurt?” you ask and he only nods, eyes staring deep into yours as he makes you sink down onto his thick length and you whimper at the stretch

“take it, baby,” he encourages as he slides his arms underneath your thighs and forces you to bounce on him, you feel him hitting deep inside you and it hurts

logan is unforgiving with his pace, bouncing you along his length as if you were a toy, kissing your neck while you held tightly onto him “ow, logan!”

“it’s okay, it’s suppose to hurt, you’re doing so good,” he coos, suddenly standing up with you still on his cock, his arms still bearing your weight

“no, no, too much!” you sob as he begins jackhammering into your poor, young cunt and you claw desperately at his back which only spurs him on

“you can take it, take it, baby doll,” his balls are slapping against you, the wet sound of your sloppy cunt echoing in his bedroom and drowning your cries

all he can hear is the wet sound of your pussy and the feeling of you leaking onto him, squeezing him so tightly, he can only focus on filling you up

you cum with a loud sob as he’s got you pinned to the wall now, fucking into you with growls and grunts as he cums inside you, your head falls against him

“that’s my girl,” he praises as you’re gushing on his cock, trembling violently in his arms, no feeling in your legs which are still suspended on his arms

“thank you,” you murmur weakly as he’s carrying you to his bed and gently lays you down, you feel him settle in behind you and smile as he holds you close

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