#The Shadow man

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 1

Propaganda

Pickman (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle):

She's a middle aged knight who is also a cowboy if the dragons/horses were evil and/or haunted and/or cursed trains! She went to (evil?) heaven and hated it BUT she was beloved by all the queer artsy women around. When she was a kid she got kidnapped by a train and lived on it for like 15 years before getting out and joining the people who kill trains. She has zero social skills, zero patience, zero charm, but she's SO hot and gruff and no nonsense and she Looms to be supportive

massive goat woman wearing armor made from the bones of a sentient train. kinda person to run a mcdonalds like it's the navy. went to heaven and said "fuck this, actually," invented pointillism and introduced evil fucked up trains to heaven and left. butch icon love of my life

SHE’S A GIANT BUTCH GOAT LADY WHO WEARS KNIGHT ARMOR MADE OF TRAIN PARTS AND HUNTS TRAINS THE WAY KNIGHTS HUNT DRAGONS. SHE’S ALSO A COWBOY. AND HAS A BIG GUN. SHE SPEAKS IN SENTENCES 10 WORDS LONG OR FEWER AND ROLLS HER OWN CIGARETTES.

She's butch, she's a knight, she has a big gun, she once convinced a skeleton to give her his sword

you used multiple fatt examples in your intro, so I assume you already Know

massive butch goat woman with a gun

HOT EMOTIONALLY DISTANT BUTCH GOAT TRAIN-KNIGHT

she's a goat! she's tall! she has a gun but doesn't know what a ranged weapon is! she's so autistic! AND she won my sexiest friends at the table player character tournament, she absolutely deserves to win this one too!!

Pickman is a big butch goat woman who smokes and fights supernatural trains. Self-explanatory

Have you seen her.

Giant butch goat knight who kills trains. The perfect woman.

She s so sexy shes a goat lesbian.please.

ITS PICKMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she's a gruff muscular goat woman who hunts trains and wears train armor, she's perfect butch husband/wife material

“Ah, that sexy trains podcast character” “You mean that sexy trans podcast character?” “🐐no🚂”

The Shadow Man ('Til Death Do Us Blart):

The Shadow Man is a conjectured entity found in the gaps of the script of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 who seemingly exists to torture Paul Blart, Kevin James, the viewer, and particularly the podcast hosts. The closest to a canonical appearance we have is the pianist during the bird fight scene, but the Shadow Man's reach surely extends to every scene and every Blart watching experience.

[azrielsbxtch]

They’re everything omg🥹✨

[caswensworld]

This is one wild theory, but it’s all I got. Celia is a real mystery to me, she’s the daughter of Dr. Facilier, but her name doesn’t start with an F like Freddie. So I narrowed it down to one villain who’s name starts with a C and wears red, the color of Celia’s hair

Cruella

I know it’s far fetched but it’s all I got. Celia could get her name from Cruella. Celia’s also good with dogs, like how she was with Dude. That would also make her and Carlos half-brother and sister, of course.

So yes, I do believe Cruella had kids with the Big Bad Wolf and Dr. Facilier, is that too crazy for Cruella?

[booksandpastries]

Just finished reading the darkverse series by Runyx (super late I KNOW!) (right on time for the syndicator, I KNOW!) and I just want to come out and say that I loveeeeee the series. There’s not a single character I hate, and there’s not a couple that’s boring, and can we talk about the female characters?? They’re all soo strong and their communication skills?? Oh my god.

I can sit and rant about how wonderful the series is but there won’t be enough time in the world for it. May only disappointment with the series is that it’s not longer and it’s about to end 💔

[lostinthewoodsomewhere]

Re-listening to the very first Death Blart, and it takes them less than 15mins to come up with the idea of the shadow man... incredible... he was always there...

[bellamer]

Disney: Say Hi daddy, Hi Dad

Freddie: Hi dad

Dr Facilier: Who’s god damn white baby is that ?

Disney: This is your daughter, okay ? She’s just light skinned

Dr Facilier: That one might be mine, that one right there

Celia:

Dr Facilier: I’m not totally sure, just because you name her Facilier don’t mean she belong to Facilier but I don’t care what that other one’s name is, that child is rice skinned but not light skinned, that is a white child, that is Caucasian from the mountains of caucuses.

[hampop]

“The cards, the cards, just take three. Take a little trip into your future with me.”

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

That shadow was the only true "friend" for Dr Facilier.

[47-possums-in-a-trenchcoat]

The fucking shadow man is back and he wants my money well I say not today motherfucker 'cause I'm outta cash

[otherclawdeen]

ever since I noticed g3 mh series’ references to The Princess and the Frog, Twyla reminds me a little of The Shadow Man

[psycho-boy]

people make jokes about it on tiktok but i genuinely lost a roommate when my antipsychotics were increased

[zootycutieart]

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Day 22 of ShadowTober complete, with The Shadow Man! Doesn't get a quote for reasons if you know the movie! I haven't watched Happily Ever After in ages, but I remember liking it when I saw it!

The Shadow Man © Filmation ShadowTober and artwork © ZootyCutie (that's me!)

[diegogtratty]

hm. she.

[afusc-and-co]

Hello hello! Welcome to my blog!

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I’m Arby! Nice to meet ya! This is the blog I’ll be using for my lovely OCs, and I’ll be infodumping about their stories with how they interact with other characters. You may know me from @artsy-anonymous or @astra-the-star-loving-goth. So hello there! :P

Like any blog, I will have rules! So please follow them!

Rules and boundaries!

Even though most of my OCs are adults, I am a minor! So please don’t give me any sexual asks! I am fine with flirting though.

Don’t spam asks, that’s just disrespectful and rude.

Unless it’s to my characters, don’t say violent things. And keep the violence to a minimum!

Don’t show or tell me ships of my characters! I’m fine if you do ship them, I just don’t want to know about that.

Also, don’t ship any of my OCs that are children. You will be blocked.

This is how everyone is gonna speak!

“Hey there.” Lizzie (She/They)

“Hihihi!” Onoel (She/her)

“Hello…” Oliver (They/Them)

“Well, hello there!” Soloria (She/It)

“Hello?” June (She/He)

“Oh! Hi there!” Ryan (They/He)

“Do you wanna see somethin’ cool?” Maria (They/she)

HIHIHIHI! HELLO!! [Charolotte She/Her]

Welcome. Is there anything I can do for you? [Mr. Teddy He/Him]

Are you here for your checkup ? [The Doctor(s) They/Its]

Oh! Howdy! [Soul She/her]

SQUEAK [Gizmo. He/Him]

Hi. [Jane Doe She/them.]

Hiya. [Less It/her]

Hello! :) <May Cherry. It/its>

Are you worth my time ? [ The Void Prince ]

H-hi ? [ Bun . They/them ]

What do you need . [ Who knows . ]

I need to leave i need to leave i need to- [Trinity. She/Her]

Hiii [ Kitty . They/them ]

HELLO ! [ Mary. She/They ]

Oh! Hi! [ Thea . She/its ]

. . . [ The black cat. They / them ]

Hello, what can I do for you? [ The Void Princess ]

Hello. Care for a cup of tea ? [ Shadow man. He/Him ]

hi . . . [ Eye Bunny. ]

heya :] [ Sophie . They/Her]

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If you wanna talk to a specific oc, please tell me!

Magic anons won’t be allowed because of the stories I’m writing, but if it’s funny I will allow it!

I’ll also have tags on what stories I’m writing/drawing with the characters.

So. Ask me anything!

[kat-in-a-trashcan]

can we talk about how ironic it is that both Alastor and The Shadow man are both deal making magic users from New Orleans who are very threading but then you learn that they’re at the mercy of some other higher power….AND KEITH DAVID DOESNT VOICE ALASTOR BUT THE GUY WHO ALASTOR KEEPS ON A LEASH LIKE WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY TO ME

(What if I made a event to Alastor with the shadow man’s voice)

[shnowbilicat]

Corpse Party

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Vincent was invited to a party! Silly Vinny though overlooked that it was a costume party all about their new creepy designs owo

... he probably got a little bit PTSD from seeing his friends like this now that I think about it X'D