#The Royal Family

[bbglewis]

FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS

[useless-englandfacts]

Reasons I’ve heard why Princess Kate is “missing” in no particular order:

• BBL

• facelift

• prepping for going on The Masked Singer

• growing out a bad fringe

• mental breakdown (possibly due to William knocking up Rose Hanbury)

• going on drag race All Stars (courtesy of Bianca Del Rio)

• they’re getting a divorce

•induced coma

• she’s straight up just dead and the royals are just digitally “weekend at Bernie’s”-ing us

• she’s moved to a small town and has met a man who doesn’t know she’s a princess and is teaching her the real joy of Christmas.

• she’s recovering from abdominal surgery on medical advice (booooooo)

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

I sincerely hope there isn’t anything serious going on with Kate Middelton mostly because everyone is being genuinely funny about it 😂

[an-adhd-infested-nerd]

I have no real connection to my Irish heritage but every time something bad happens to the royal family the 50% Irish in me jumps up and does a jig

[cheolism-archive]

seeing middle-aged women online saying that kate middleton and the royals don’t own anyone an explanation is so weird. prefacing what i’m about to say by saying i’m against monarchies in the 21st century, but they do owe the british public an explanation. it is the british people who pay for her lifestyle. she is a figurehead for them. it’s like if joe biden got sick and was taking cancer treatment while being president; he would owe it to the american people to be forthcoming with this, because he is representing us. she is not just an individual, she is, first and foremost, a representative of the british as a whole, and she knew this when she married william. she gets to have a private life of course, but when it is the british public paying for her everything, she owes transparency. i think, also, the royal press handled the whole thing extremely badly and that’s why there’s such a hullabaloo regarding the situation.

[top-secret-replier]

For my thousandth post I present to you

The gay 50p

[cheshire42]

I'll be the first to say it. This would look LOVELY in a children's hospital. Great color theory.

[ziggyplayedguitar96]

Okay but where the fuck is Kate Middleton like actually

[royalty-nobility]

'The Royal Family: A Centenary Portrait'

Artist: John Wonnacott (British, 1940-)

Date: 2000

Medium: Oil on canvas on foamboard

Collection: National Portrait Gallery, London, United Kingdom

Sitters:

King Charles III (1948-), King regnant.

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh (1921-2021), Consort of Elizabeth II.

Queen Elizabeth II (1926-2022), Reigned 1952-2022.

Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother (1900-2002), Queen of George VI.

Prince Henry, Duke of Sussex (1984-), Duke of Sussex; son of King Charles III.

William, Prince of Wales (1982-)

[pakgirls530916]

Nailed it!

[dopescissorscashwagon]

Today sharing the first royal Christmas card that was printed in colour. ⁠⁠

The card was released in 1957 and sees Elizabeth II, the Duke of Edinburgh and their two children, Charles and Anne, outside with two of the Queen’s dogs.⁠

[duchessdi]

elizabeth debicki recreated diana’s photoshoot with mario testino ♥︎

[useless-englandfacts]

the usual ‘i don’t care about the royal family’ caveat, but it is wild someone in kensington palace decided that the best way to protect kate middleton’s privacy while she deals with cancer was by creating totally preventable PR disasters and then making her take the blame for them

[stephaniesblogxx]

women betrayed by man

[leonisandmurex]

𝑨 𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔...

Wears a Tiara from time to time,

Rocks any style,

Purple and green should never be seen, except on a Princess ;) ,

Has luscious luscious locks,

Is self deprecating,

Happy-go-lucky,

Serious,

But also cool calm and collected when the going gets tough,

Has a MAJOR crush on a Prince named William,

Kisses like she's in a fairy-tale,

Is confident regardless of titles,

And a Jack of all trades,

No for real!! ->

But her greatest & favourite skill is by far hugging,

Dedicates her time to causes close to heart,

Does fancy dinner shit and finds it RIVETING!

Has an exceptionally CUTE! and loyal fan base,

And a very wise mentor,

Deep down she's just like any other girl,

So this morning when i woke up i was Mia Thermopolis // Kate Middleton…but now i choose to be, forevermore....

Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi PRINCESS of Genovia // Catherine Elizabeth, The PRINCESS of Wales 🍐♡ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿