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top-secret-replier · 2 months

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For my thousandth post I present to you

The gay 50p

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catboywizard · 1 year

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this is such a specific intersection of 3 of my favorite things, i’m kinda obsessed

#dropout #make some noise #gbbo #the great british baking show #brennan lee mulligan #op

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jockw · 1 month

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let my homegirl happy

#nevermore webtoon #nevermore webcomic #nevermore #annabel lee nevermore #annabel lee whitlock #annabel lee webtoon #happy british noises #happy annie #i nearly forgotten her eyelashes

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disconnected-dragon · 1 year

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yknow I really didn't think it was possible to make me angrier at JK Rowling but then I found out she wrote a book abt an autistic person being sucked into a cult (that's totally not an analogy for trans people what you talking abt) because they just can't possibly know what's good for them, they need their fathers to come and hire private investigators to get them out of a cult. And in the book autistic people are referred to by the r slur and called "a bit simple".

I didn't think it was possible for me to hate this paternalistic, honeyed head-patting, self-righteous, hate-driven HAG of a woman more than I did but fuck me here we are.

#terfs dont fucking touch #anti gender critical #anti radfem #not to toot my own horn or whatever but when midsommar came out i legit had a 'oh my god is anyone seeing this?' momen #because everyone was talking abt how it was a 'happy ending' for dani like she didnt just get inducted into a violent cult #but heyyyyyyy thats just me what do i know #its not like im the owner of this brain or anything #OBVIOUSLY a british terf that lives in a FUCKING CASTLE and has NEVER MET ME EVER IN HER LIFE knows me better then i know myself :)))))))#anti gc #trans rights #ableism tw #tw ableist language #i hate jk rowling i hate her i hate her i hate her so muchhhhhhh #anti jkr #fuck jkr #had to edit the tags because i realized 'jk rowling' attracted terfs and i dont fucking want that noise #im already fucking angry im not taking being talked down to because im autistic

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pizzpizzapizzo · 1 year

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YOOO YOUR THE ONE WHO MADE THE PIZZA WOLF THING? NEAT-O!

i like to think when he howls it annoys everyone else in the tower(someone probably throws a pillow at him(probably Noise ironically)) bc of how loud he is lol

do you mean this one? if so yeah (i have a bad habit of not checking if anyone's drawn a concept before when i start to design something oTL)

i think Noise might get unironically pissed, actually. He's got the monopoly on being the annoying loud guy here, dammit

#pizzahead #werewolf pizzahead #pizza tower werewolf au #the noise #noisette #the noise pizza tower #art tag #ask response #i like to think Noise would not be a fan of Pizzahead #too alike for comfort #i also like to think he gets British when he's angry (based on his 2P animations)

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grass-and-paper-cups · 10 months

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someone had to do this so, aromantic pride flag colour picked from this image:

!!!!!!!!

there is a woeful lack of green in that image but we persist! :]]]]

#lovejoy #aromantic #i am going nuts #you know what? this is art. art tag time.#my art #aro music #aromantic british noises #heheheeheh #colour picked pride flags #lvjy #lovejoy <3

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mashmouths · 11 days

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so i started this show and it just gets worse and worseeeee not only did it lift the romance subplot directly from twilight (and not well) but they also are trying to play the forbidden love angle hard in the fantasy racism vein except it's a "cross-species" relationship between the two whitest people i've ever seen in my life and there are three people of color in the whole (first season of the) show who aren't villains and it seems that every other episode (and sometimes ebery episode and sometimes twice an episode!) there is a man physically or magically subjugating a woman and i keep waiting for the big reveal at the end to be stolen from fucking rainbow rowell

#yes i read 'carry on' by rainbow rowell in middle school what else could you have possibly expected from me. anyway she gives me simon snow #vibes and not in a good way and she's even blonde while her british vampire boyfriend has dark dark hair and just. you will never be basil.#also i hate to be that guy but the writing has made me physically recoil and the acting almost reads as silly but mostly as middling :/ and #i wanted and expected more from matthew goode bc i really liked him in downton but i guess this is a 2018 bbc modern vampire fantasty serie #like i guess.#also there's SO much shit about bloodlines and maybe i'm gay with a blood disorder amd a family history of adoption but like. who fucking #careeessssssssss it ahould not be that serious. why is it that serious.#also the fantasy racism kind of reads like it's mesnt to be? homophobic adjacent? like there's a Lot of 'love who you love' talk going on #for the single most bland heterosexual relationship i've ever seen on a screen like there is so little chemistry? so little #anyway it's called 'a discovery of witches' and i'd recommend not watching it 🫶 or if you do then watch it on 1.5x speed #it's been decent background noise for knitting bc i kinda sorta care about the plot but if miss a chunk bc i'm in the lace chart zone i do #not care and i do not have to go back to catch it bc the writing is so transparent #there was another series it stole from that's escaping me atm but when i noticed it pissed me off a touch. hmm maybe it will come back to m #a post #do not watch this show #I REMEMBERED they wanted the juliette holding diana captive moment to be joaquin's 'i want to watch you fuck her' from sense8 SOOOOO BAD bu #it WASN'T bc they were too afraid to lean into anything that would make juliette interesting at all. for being all about the world's most #special blonde woman this show does not seem to like women very much. sad! well there's other shows #OH ALSO ALSO there are 3 magical 'creature' species which are witch + vampire + femon except the demons don't seem? to have any magical #abilities that humans don't have besides sensing the species of other creatures? like witches can cast spells and vampires do their various #vampire things but demons have nothing going for them except disproportionately high rates of homelessness and suicide?? like girl what are #we doingggggggg what are we doing here !! what's their deal why does no one care !! can they do anything or no !! god this show sucks

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natelia-aldelliz · 2 years

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I wanted to try and find my headcanon of Roach's face because for some reason my brain decided that I couldn't keep writing my fanfic if I didn't know what I wanted him to look like beneath his mask... So obviously the full picture wasn't planned. (Also I went the easy way for the background because I remembered that I wasn't getting paid anyway so why make myself suffer)

I don't know if the design is definitive, but I find him cute. I made him Welsh, because why not. He can bond with Soap over why the fuck do the English exist.

Anyway they're gossiping about someone at the pub like the little shits they are. Also I don't know if it's obvious or not, but Roach has the mask sun-tan line. Ghost does too. Speaking of Ghost, he's on the other side of the table, looking like that :

#cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #soaproach #ghostsoaproach #ghostsoap #soapghost #they each have one dogtag from the other two (they lied about having lost the first pair to get another to have enough)#but they only wear the three when they're not on duty for obvious reasons #also i feel like not enough people know that british dogtags are round and not rectangular like the american ones #soap wears a kilt because kilts are hot and with his shirt it looks kinda punk i think #thistles are the flower of scotland btw (and one of my favourite flowers they're so pretty)#the piercings also don't stay on when they're on duty because of the risk of injury #ghost isn't listening to the conversation at all - there's too much noise to focus anyway and his bfs are way too pretty #my headcanon about roach is that he's not completely mute (after all he talks when he appears in the comics)#but he still goes non-verbal when he's overwhelmed or with people he doesn't like (out of spite) so he knows bsl #sorry if the text and the tags are a mess i can't remember the last time i slept #roach's hair is styled because they're on a date - it's usually a mess he has constant bed hair #look at that i remembered how to draw i'd be proud if i wasn't barely there lmaoo #it's my first time drawing burn scars but i think it's recognisable? maybe?#my phone makes it look way more yellow than my computer and i don't know which one is wrong so rip lmao too bad

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brinnanza · 4 days

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god I'm so obsessed with ify nwadiwe he's so goddamn funny and he's jacked to hell and back he is unapologetically horny he's SO quick put him in everything 2k24 he is SO fucking good on make some noise the clip of him absolutely throwin it back on siobhan lives in my mind rent free that ass do not quit

#also I fucking love when paul gets a lil spicy in his walk ons put him on camera more #everyone is just so funny!!!!#dropout is the american comedy scene I have wanted for YEARS #I have always loved pockets of the british comedy scene because it's small #and a lot of them know each other and are friends #and I like to watch people that like each other have a good time #and dropout is exactly that #the american comedy scene at large is just too big it's a huge country #but when it's concentrated in la well that works #I just think it's neat!!!!#brinn watches make some noise

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batunatu · 4 months

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in a month it will be july 9 and i haven't drawn the mcsm guys dressed as gauchos or doing argentinian/porteño shit, the fandom needs to go back to the countries hcs, the pinnacle of headcanons.

radar gaucho jack gaucho petra paisana lukas the polish friend, the twins son brasileños omgomg and romeo the brit who they use for the queen's jokes.

#funny bc my birthday is on 4th of july #feeling gringophobic /j #radar y jack = hijo y papa paisanitos #PETRA PAISANA BE LIKE: i fucking hate terere and the british *mate noises*#mcsm #minecraft story mode #mcsm petra #mcsm lukas #mcsm radar #mcsm jack

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seventh-district · 7 months

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i’ve just finished season one of TMA, and being someone who’s okay with spoilers is fun because it means i can peruse the wiki and scroll through the tag and i get to become privy to all sorts of weird, wonderful, halfway-out-of-context information that i get to look forward to understanding in the future

like. what do you mean Leitner’s in the tunnels?

what do you mean Jon eats the extinguished sun??

what do you mean it’s spelled Gerard Keay???

#Jon‚ narrating a statement: '…whose passport had identified him as Gerard Keay.'#Me‚ an American‚ not yet in the habit of following along with the transcripts: 'Ah‚ yes. Jared Key.'#tma spoilers #the magnus archives #gerry keay #gerard keay #tma #i’m sorry but Why do british ppl apparently pronounce Gerard like that how do y’all audibly tell Gerard and Jared apart #anyways based on how i’ve glossed over the other two arguably much more shocking revelations i mentioned #i’m sure you can tell that i’ve latched onto Gerry and everything else is just background noise to me #okay that’s an exaggeration. i Do love the entire show and am invested in the entire cast to varying degrees but.#Gerry… my beloved… his role in Ep. 12 hooked me instantly #it’s bad‚ guys. ive already started making him a playlist. it’s safe to say there’s no hope for me. the fixation train has left the station #Gerry (and Michael) have moved in and will live rent free in my brain indefinitely #listen. you can’t just present to me a cryptic goth man with long poorly dyed black hair and mommy issues who’s covered in eye tattoos-#-and is frequently affiliated with the supernatural and then expect me to Not fall in love with him!!!#*looks at DoorKeay* …and i am also not immune to the opposites attract & human x supernatural entity tropes…#tbh looking at all this DoorKeay fan art has me suddenly remembering my EraserMic days #which is a wild thing to say i know but listen. it’s just the whole long-black-hair x long-blonde-hair similarity #and maybe a bit of the opposite personalities. idk why but i was just admiring one particular DoorKeay fanart and it suddenly hit me #i literally whispered to myself out loud ‘holy shit it’s EraserMic again…’ and it's not Really but also it kinda is and i think it's funny #but then i did More thinking and i think it goes beyond just them. i think i rlly just have a thing for Dark & Light coded character ships #Michael & Gerry… Navia & Chlorinde... Sun & Moon… Mic & Aizawa…#i think i’m learning smthn abt myself now i’ve gotta think if there’s more examples…#i'd almost say Alphonse and Seth but eeehhh not quite. and honestly i think the bigger-brain way to see their relationship through the-#-Dark x Light trope would be to take into account the resurgence of DM!Al and that kinds flips the dynamic #i think that if either of them are Moon-coded it'd be DM!Al. but they honestly just don't quite fit in that trope's box anyways #they're Pink/Black x Brown coded. not Yellow x Black #i do gotta say that i've pulled an Interesting number of songs off Seth's playlist while working on Gerry's... it's the mommy issues innit #i'd almost say PB x Marcy but once again we've got a character that's pink-coded‚ not yellow. i think they fall into a different category

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top-secret-replier · 2 months

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you’re British. me too I’m so sorry

well on the bright side- wait- there is no bright side cause it's always bloody raining

#top secret replier #top secret answers #british noises

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bruiserelliot · 4 months

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Every now and again, I, as someone raised by a British immigrant, remember that Bruce Wayne was also raised by a British immigrant, and then many of Bruce's problems make sense.

That and his mannerisms become familiar.

Not the dressing up as a bat thing though, that's very american of him.

#bruce wayne #batfam #like listen i get we as a fandom love alfred #i love alfred #but bro has the undeniable british flaw #miscommunication is a cultural thing istg #like my mom may not make the hn noise but she does make a unh noise #she doesnt dress up like a bat to my knowledge but she does have strong opinions about the riddler

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ntv-enterprises · 3 months

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adds butter to your tea