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very fond of the ann reardon debunk videos where she makes an awful recipe or food hack from some content farm and then feeds it to her husband. Yeah this hack is dangerous and doesn’t work and is quite bad, and now its Dave’s turn in the torment
#Every day I think well why don’t I just go to the store and buy ingredience and make a damn cake#Well the answer is I have poor memory and chronic pain sir. But mark my words one of these days im going to grab a reardon recipe#And have a nice sweet treat
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In 1977, Vincent Price teamed up with Creamettes to share a delicious recipe... I have to try this.
#vincent price#creamettes#noodles#spaghetti#elbow macaroni#macaroni#recipe#food recipes#vintage ad#advertising#1970s ad#food#bicon#bisexual#god#god i love him#he could GET it#i desire him carnally#that is all#i want just a crumb...only a crumb#please sir#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#photo#photo edit by me#magazine
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Elden ring modern AU where St. Trina & Miquella make a discord server that immediately turns terrible like most discord servers
#Leda for sure begs to be moderator#miquella has to revoke privileges because she bans too many people#thiollier wants a discord kitten#but we all know he is actually st trina's discord kitten#freyja is just happy to be there#her and father dane swap gym routines#every week frejya shares a photo of whatever protien filled abominations she calls breakfast#likewise#moore shares photos of cool rocks and bugs he finds outside#he ALWAYS finds the cool sticks too#you know the ones#sir ansbach is too old for this but thiollier and the tarnished convinced him to download the app#he doesn't even understand emojis#it's the equivalent of showing a viet veteran vtubers#hornsent also does not want to be there#he's a redditor by heart#but he shares his soup recipes with frejya and dane#the three of them are actually very wholesome to each other#he and leda try to ban eachother every other week tho#the tarnished is a certified lurker#sometimes they hop online to defend thiollier or moore#but most of the time they just send out of context selfies from the most insane places possible#like they take a pic from the top of the giza pyramids with the caption “went drinking in Birmingham with the lads last night”#everyone questions how they aren't dead#sometimes they post updates of their wife with sappy captions#ranni does have discord but only for a private chat with her siblings#her and blaidd haven't convinced iji to get a phone yet but they're trying#elden ring#elden ring dlc#shadow of the erdtree
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I did allow myself to hype a bit about the recent silksong news speculations because it was genuinely fun to follow on the side. Though the whole cake ARG isn't real (officially confirmed), it's a really fun coincidence and it was fun to see how deep this speculation can go cuz it went places!
I neither hold hopes up nor do I fully doubt the april's nintendo direct buuuut I'm still on the "it'll come out when it does" seat. I have too many irl stuff to worry about before everything else anyways <:3
#sky rambles#will quickly note this post is not an invitation to tell me why you think team cherry should be more responsive#i understand but i personally don't mind it at all so *shrug*#i'm just sitting here reading a chocolate cake recipe i cant even eat at this point#but have seen so many times in the past two days that it actual does make me crave sweets#it's a good cake sir!#silksong#tagging in case people don't wanna read this
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I truly think the Favela Five have one braincell and most of the time it is with Richarlyson
#SIR WHAT IS THAT RECIPE#What are you trying to even achieve#I'm loosing my shit#Sksksksks#Felps#Qsmp#Qsmp lb#Favela Five#Richarlyson#Q! Meme
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had to set my text notifications to show only when my phone is unlocked because I am getting too many h-worded texts from this man & I’m kinda into it
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recently i have realised that. cooking is so good 10/10 actually 1 of my main sources of (non-social) joy. if u do not cook try and cook just a little somethin somethin. it can be so so easy i promise it can be a little rice with sum broccoli. it can be whatever u want. it is so fun
#im addicted tho like right now im someone who 'can cook' (follow a recipe & mostly wok stuff)#but i wanna become someone who Cooks#aka#ok first i wanna learn how to do bread#also wanna do croissants one time#but also like homemake shit like sauces#atm im using this storebought thai green curry sauce that's so good BUT i wanna figure out how to make that shit#also like getting better at figuring out what spices food needs when u taste it!!#im slowly getting better but im still so bad#i need to live with an indian person every indian i have met is obscenely good at this and im so jealous#even my friend who does not cook at all i always get her to taste my food and shes like. oregano cumin and u need more salt#and im like yes sir AND SHES RIGHT#enbyfication
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#ooc#silly stuff#ooh I can't wait#XD#whatever reasoning is valid#bonus points for telling me the reasons!#I'd say nice for not trimming his beard of sorrows#and I'd say naughty for sleeping in clothes and forgetting to change#like get your shit together sir#or nice for making a cocoa naughty for losing the recipe and relying on his non-existent cocoa making skills#or... ok I have too many useless headcanons
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Jamie Campbell Bower could release a twelve hour recording of himself reading a 1987 phone book and I'd happily listen to him chatter away.
#what is a girl to do#he has the nicest voice#keep chattering good sir#no matter what#he could read a 1930s recipe book and i'd be invested#jamie campbell bower#vecna/henry/one#jace herondale#jace wayland#caius volturi#twilight#the mortal instruments
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New Addition to my shorts collection
I've always wondered about the strange pairing of those two baking together at the start of ep. 5 when they were getting ready for Lucifer's visit. So, I did a little in-between for it.
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A little puff of dust was swept from the old pages. Niffty screeched and leaped on top of it. She wiped the spot thoroughly before being satisfied. Eagerly, the tiny Sinner leaped to her feet again, clapping her hands. "Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!" She exclaimed excitedly. Nearly bouncing herself right off the very tall table. "We can decorate them after, with the icing."
The snake inventor nodded in a quick agreement and began prepping what they needed. Niffty shot across the table, grabbing different ingredients, and spoons with wild abandon.
"Gonna cook. Gonna cook. Make sure all is perfect for him. Pieces of him where they won't look." Niffty sing-songed to herself as she went to work on getting her part of the ingredients ready.
Feeling a shiver go down his spine, quite a feat for a snake, Pentious eyed the zippy woman with a large amount of caution once he deciphered her muttering words.
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Is This A Family? (Don't Mind The Flames) - Chapter 7 - CyberWolf_1013 - Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]
#ao3 fanfic#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#cute#fan work#writing#demons#fanfic#niffty#sir pentious#vaggie#cooking#recipe#baking#one shot#fluff#friendship#friends
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Ollies famous chilli is so fucking funny to me bc he’s always getting it out of cans. Sir, that is the grocery store’s famous chilli.
#he can’t claim it. why does anyone let him live that down.#sir that recipe belongs to mission or whatever tf
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#Inspired by a slightly unhinged review I found while innocently perusing for a good muffin recipe#The transfem and pet war criminal part are added by yours truly#But the proudly proclaiming his and his wife's age in a MUFFIN REVIEW for no fucking reason#That was already there#Why would you do that. Thomas. Sir.#magisterium
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i completely forgot that logan invites both camille and meredith in the first btr party episode..... messy ass man omg
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check out my first ever pie. it ain't great but it's pie
#sir talksalot#the cracks weren't there last night.. rip man#it's my mom's pumpkin pie recipe tho so i know it's gonna be GOOD
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pasta, me starting to read the new chapter, see the word “naan” reading further AND SEEING JANE ACTUALLY USES HER HANDS TO EAT if it’s not obvious im ethnically *south* Indian so even tho most of the times indian food ends up being stuff from northern india, im still happy for any representation if that makes any sense- that being said, what’s your favorite dish? Also did you know that South Indian foods are primarily vegetarian and there’s lots of tasty as fuck shit you won’t find on a northern indian menu????
Aaaaah I'm so happy you enjoyed that! Eating with your hands and the naan bread was how I was taught to eat it the first time a friend introduced me to Indian food, so I was hoping that was accurate! 😅 And I totally get being excited to see a piece of that in a fic! In a place like NYC, one of the lovely things about it is you can get anything there since the city's so diverse. It's a massive melting pot and I try to show that in the food everyone's eating in the fic and i'm now living it since i've moved to a big city and can try EVERYTHING.
I did NOT it was primarily vegetarian but this makes SO much sense cause I've definitely spotted the difference between the menus! And as a vegetarian I'm always happy to not get a 'uuuh we have... a leaf we found outside? Vegetarians eat leaves right? You're an herbivore, we'll get you some leaves, TEDDY GO OUT AND SHAKE THE TREE AND GET SOME LEAVES.' And now I'm finally in a big city again that actually has both Northern and Southern Indian restaurants, including a south style like 2 mins away (old town had none, and closest town only had 2 northern Indian places, so I mostly only got southern when I was traveling). Favorite might be paneer chettinad, I could eat that all day, oh my god. 😩 OR MASALA DOSAS, holy SHIT those are good. Tried those at a street festival while traveling and I swear I ascended, turned my ass back around and ordered a second round, I need more. Still hunting for some here but I'm optimistic! I'm also happy to hear any recommendations if you have favorites. I'm slowly working through all the local southern places and their menus and there is so gd much to choose from now that I can access it. 😂
#ask response#the red thread#nyc has *everything* and so jane gets to eat all the things#and she does it right cause i figured with all her traveling she's learned all the different ways you eat it#now i want to order from the place down the road help 😂#very little has compared to the masala dosas i got at that street fair#i got back up the line to order more and the guy just laughed at me#he gave me an extra little tub of this chutney WHAT WAS IT SIR 'secret recipe' SIR PLEASE#that or the paneer chettinad (or chicken when i ate meat) and i could die happy
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in which I am a petty bitch
There's all these women on youtube and tiktok who talk about interests of mine like ADHD and historical costuming and fiber arts and I know some of them make a living off their content by now, but every time they mention their husbands etc. part of me assumes it's a situation where her share of the household income is like, part-time job level, and he's the one actually footing the bills behind the scenes for things like their house.
I know, I know. If you get a big enough following, making online content can actually pay a LOT now, especially when people diversify it a lot--youtube and tiktok and patreon, doing ads in their videos, etc.
And I also know that the reason I am Suspicious is because of The Toast--I assumed the folks running it were like, maaaaybe middle-class. But after The Toast closed and Nicole Cliff started posting in other places I realized--her and her husband are actually rich as fuck, and as far as I can tell the money is from her husband. A huge home in suburban Utah, horses, she has a favorite aesthetician and gets botox and just...yeah it's not so bad to run the kind of site that will never entirely pay for itself (The Toast was never going to make anyone wealthy lol) when you're not worried about what you'll do if it doesn't.
And I'm not saying I don't think she should've started The Toast! It was an amazing website with articles I *still* sometimes link to people, even though all the cultural references are dated now, and at least half the images aren't working. The Toast paid their writers, and that allowed them to publish a shit-ton of amazing content.
But it always felt (to me!) like she portrayed herself as the kind of city-dwelling nerdy feminist librarian type that was a lot of The Toast's readership...not someone in a McMansion.
And there's some folks on youtube where I'm just....you do not have a high enough follower count on this incredibly niche material for you to be paying for that nice place I see in the background of your videos, plus all the cameras and lighting and mics and editing software.
It must be nice, to have that kind of financial freedom. And I'm glad their spouses are willing to support them like that.
But I wonder how many possible content creators are out there whose amazing stuff we'll never see because they're too busy trying to pay rent.
#the guy who makes old recipes#don't get me wrong he's lovely#we bought his cookbook#but just OFFHAND in one recipe blurb he mentions growing up on his family's banana plantation#sir. If I were you I would not admit that if I could avoid it. and especially not that casually. wtf dude.#my posts#'you're just jealous' well yeah of course aren't you?#wouldn't it be nice to not have to worry about paying for housing and food and just get to make cool shit on video all day? like c'mon.#I dunno I just....kinda want more people to admit their well-off spouses are the only reason they can do this shit#(except for the banana plantation I wish I didn't know that pfft)#EDIT not the tasting history guy the blond twink guy lol
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