#The Police Dog Story
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yall i drew these back in may when i finished the devils playhouse and just forgot to post them so im doing that now
also obligatory shitpost:
#(spoilers for the devils playhouse if you havent played it)#HIII SAM & MAX FANS im glad to officially join you all in the Extreme agony#im literally never going to get over the ending to this game like THIS FIXES NOTHING??? MAX IS STILL DEAD!!!!! WHAT!#giving him another max from a timeline where sam was the one who died does not make it better in fact i think this makes it worse!#i thought this series was about a silly dog and rabbity thing solving crimes i didnt sign up for this#sam and max#sam and max freelance police#sam and max the devil's playhouse#freelance husbands#my art#shitpost#ms paint#clip studio paint#oh funny story i drew the first 3 in ms paint on one canvas initially but did a stupid thing and cropped the first image to edit it#forgetting that ms paint has a stupidly low undo limit#so i lost the other 2 and had to redraw it in csp but i was so pissed off about it
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hear me out: Arthur Read looks like Conan Edogawa's fursona
#shinichis real fursona is actually a german shepherd or some other police dog#or maybe some dog that was featured in a sherlock holmes story#he gets along with dogs well so thats why i think he'd have a dog fursona#the reason conan tells the detective kids that he'd be an aardvark if he was an animal is because Ran was in the room#and she'd know shinichi's fursona is a dog. so if he said dog she'd suspect him of being shinichi#so he went through an alphabetized list of animals and picked the first one#shitpost#detective conan#case closed
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My hot take is that the scifi genre’s compassion towards robots comes from their usefulness as a (sometimes well done, sometimes problematic) metaphor for misunderstood/alienated individuals and that while robot characters can be used as a great way to create a story about finding purpose or discovering what it means to be human (ex/Data from Star Trek, Wall-E even), this is a case of fiction being able to do something that reality can’t and we should NOT be striving to make humanlike robots/AI irl because we will always end up closer to the Torment Nexus than Detroit Become Human
#veesaysthings#i believe more heavily in the robot horror stories. like I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream#ok that’s an extreme example but I think we should be more cautious about artificial intelligence because it’s NOT gonna be Star Trek#it’s like the robot police dog. that is not K-9 from doctor who that is a weapon of war used by the government to kill you.
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Ion even think that “Megan’s Law” lyric only applies to N*cki & her delinquent. The whole rap industry sitting on some “Surviving So-and-So” documentaries
#Technically she hit Aubrey at least twice.#Hit dogs will always holler 🥰🤭#She said it applies to anyone that catches it.#If the shoe fit#wear it. If it don’t?#Put it back on the shelf and walk away#“And her delinquent”#is egregious work#and I'm absolutely here for it!!! 😩😩😩😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣#❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️#This whole case had me changing my opinions and views(at least for the moment)#celebrating the police and the system#being xenophobic towards Canadian people#posting stories with reader plus white celebrities with fluffy or smutty material#nearly being racist towards black men#saying that some of them nigcels deserved to be another hashtag#and backing the death penalty.#megan thee stallion#i’m not sad for her#i’m outraged#i’m just glad she’s in a better place now#those people can speak for themselves they know who they are#and they can go straight to hell#they will pay for their crimes#for sucking that abusers meat#Instagram#As always a loud and sincere fuck you to everyone who has doubted her and supported that Canadian cuntery who must not be named#She went through unnecessary trauma for two years#That’s unforgivable#Next level fuckery
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thinking about vampiric arakawas again just so i can make a 'blood-sucking politician' joke
#snap chats#have i ever posted my vampire arakawa musings. i think i did long ago in a distant land. or at least for halloween vjaERLVKJ#anyway i was having my evening stroll with my dog and thinking about how much i love dark-renaissance age stories and whatever#which is a weird way to lead into vampires since At Least Dracula vampire stories dont start until the victorian - progressive era#though i guess you can do whatever you want with mythical creatures and its not as if vampiric stories cant start during the 1400s either#theyre immortal and Not Real (i hope) so anythings possible theres no need to be super restrictive#i am. literally not getting to the point Point Is it could be funny .....#thats why they cna be really good assassins like just eat your targets tf <- vampires dont eat people#but then of course i have to wonder the implications ... oh ive definitely made this post but im still curious#fuuuck man i wanted to make my joke but i just realized how do i even get to that joke cause i dont think masato would be a vampire#dhampir as i definitely said way back then IF THAT. what were the circumstances wait shut up why are there police next door#bro im too nosy this post is interrupted hang on#not nosy enough to keep watching im bored its probably nothing anyawy. cause i think sawashiro and ikumi woudlve been human#like during the uhhh idk dark ages and maybe arakawa turns sawashiro into a vampire later on but what of masato .....#idk im not gonna think too hard about it. right now just take my blood-sucking politician joke idea we'll figure it out later#stopppp i was wondering about vampires in japanese pop culture but then i rmemebered mandurugo WHICH. are filipino but STILL FOUL#im everywhere im ending the post now bye#wait i have to end this post cause why tf did my bestie send me a tweet being like 'look forward to the future of chao'#since shadow x sonic generations is coming soon LIKE DONT PLAY WITH ME AVBOUT CHAO I DONT PLAY ABOUT THEM FUCKERS#ok im ending the post now for real bye im gonna throw up
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I need Americans that were never Christian™️ to realize that the average conservative cult christian's thoughts are basically that one episode of Spongebob where he gets elected Hall Monitor and gives a speech with "Crime and Punishment. Punishment and Crime"
#christians see themselves as the hall monitors of the earth essentially#and everyone needs to be punished and have their good noodle stars taken else they'll commit arson#they genuinely believe that as soon as you stop policing people they'll delve into their deepest darkest fantasies and start committing sins#that even Jesus Christ himself didn't think of#they come from the idea that they are the only group capable of keeping things steady until Sky Papa can make his way down and fuck shit up#So when you do something bad it's because you fell into the pull of destruction#But when they do it's the equivalent of stepping on your dog's foot because they almost tripped you#I still think it's funny a bunch of christians are creationist tho lmao skill issue#My grandparents are but my dad isn't#he believes evolution essentially occurred over the same time the earth was being created#and the story of adam being made from dust was a metaphor and literal#he was made from dust made from decomposing animals and plants which he used to create us as a more perfect being#so now we continue to evolve because we're connected to the dust and can continue to try to improve#so my dad believes in evolution and went to college for biology and chemistry at the biggest HBCU in the US#That evolution/creationist tangent was completely unrelated but all twitter is for me rn is ppl freaking out about our rights being taken#I avoid twitter most of the time but like to look at my friends' and fav artists' tweets#and recently I think little joel made a video about the evolution video that was trending so yea#n e ways have a nice day y'all <3#I've been wanting to make more hehe hahas but everything in my brain rn is Undergraduate Thesis level shit#so I haven't really been reading or writing things I can talk about on Tumblr.Com ya know?#most of it is sociological textbooks memoirs and similar stuff that Id feel talking about on my casual blog#maybe Ill make a blog. like Blog blog for my essays one day#ex christian#religious trauma
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sorry guys i wanted to get pictures of the zoo with pumpkins but they didn't put them in 😔
#cool story pyro#i did get a few pictures#and also the one. the one time i try to get people not to be assholes.#like idk. don't put your fucking dogs behind the fence and right against the enclosure window#dude got defensive and unpleasant. didnt insult me or anything but Man#i'm tired of people it was time to be on break#he did leave first probably bc he was like “call the police if there's a problem''and i said i would loool
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TW Animal Death (in both description on the petition and the image used).
Unless your a hardcore bootlicker for the police and somehow justify what they did to those poor dogs, please sign and spread this petition as the officers that saw fit to be judge and executioner are so far receiving no consequences for their actions to the point of the police on twitter spreading what looks to be a false story to justify their actions and even clearing themselves of any wrong-doings after body cam footage was looked at, aka police trying to cover for themselves once more.
#uk politics#british politics#the met police#tw animal death#there was no reason to do what they did#those dogs were leashed#the second one was literally in distress at everything happening and tried to defend its owner when the police tased him#the witnesses were literally shouting to not shoot and protesting the entire time#and im sorry but if a women was attacked why didnt she go to hospital#dont you normally need hospital after the attacks that lead to dogs being put to sleep#and when i say that that is normally performed by VETS#not police who are trigger happy#this whole story smells of bullshit
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#ichi jawville#goldie 'dva' brightson#11#17#63#72#Master#story#chapter 1#facility#fire#smoke#police raid#fire truck#ambulance#blood#what the dog doin
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is there a FUCKING reason I keep finding animals on the road??
#pom ponders#rescue story#be me on the way to see a movie with my bestie#and we see an old dog limping in the road#so we stop and i ran out to grab her and pull her out of the street#bestie pulls up and we call the police because we can't take the dog home with us for various reasons#we go to the adoption center and the officer comes and we get dog set up in a kennel#but dude first the cat now this dog#why does this keep happening to me lol
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Behind Your Touch (2023) || The Lies Within (2019)
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#lee min ki#behind your touch#the lies within#kdrama#gif#the same uni.; same department in Seoul; presum. same rank; kindof same age; almost as incompetent but equally dogged; but angel and devil#one loves his job and Seoul but demoted from Seoul->nowhere; other is weary of Seoul and is willigly tranferring to nowhere#Tae-sik just didn't give a damn about the job anymore and seems eccentric; he is a strange cross b/w bullying and over-empathetic#while Moon is very inconsistently written to really pin down#the two stories have many points of similarities but its not comparable#BYTs a comedy first and foremost- the police are written like a comedy whereas the crimes too serious nd things stuck out like a sore thumb#Lies Within does the cooperation+independent investigations part well for a regular mystery series; plus the social issues were balanced
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Here's a legal PSA:
If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...
YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.
Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.
If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".
Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.
YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.
Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.
Know your rights. Don't let eccentric detectives put you away.
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What I learned from this documentary is Tory was sexually harassing Megan while she repeatedly said no, & was heavily intoxicated.
You cannot consent to sex while under the influence. That leprechaun is a rapist/predator.
Megan initially lying to protect Tory isn’t that hard to understand if you understand how IPV works. And then, as we should hope for all victims, she found the strength, courage and safety to tell her truth. And he ended up right where he should have; in jail.
And here’s Something that’s being missed about the Megan/Tory situation If you carelessly handle a weapon and accidentally shoot someone, you still shot them. Thats really it. Even if it wasn’t your intent, you go to jail.
I legit started balling when they showed Megan receiving the news that Tory was found guilty. After the shooting, that man harassed her, bullied her and even violated a restraining order she placed. He’s the devil and I hope they extend his sentence.
#made me mad#all over again#because watching yall defend him#in real time#after literally committing#a crime was very insane#& I want his ass deported#back to Canada when he get out.#they need to take him out back like a dirty dog#shoothim#❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️#This whole case had me changing my opinions and views(at least for the moment)#celebrating the police and the system#being xenophobic towards Canadian people#posting stories with reader plus white celebrities with fluffy or smutty material#nearly being racist towards black men#saying that some of them nigcels deserved to be another hashtag#and backing the death penalty.#megan thee stallion#i’m not sad for her#i’m outraged#i’m just glad she’s in a better place now#those people can speak for themselves they know who they are#and they can go straight to hell#they will pay for their crimes#for sucking that abusers meat#Instagram#As always a loud and sincere fuck you to everyone who has doubted her and supported that Canadian cuntery who must not be named#She went through unnecessary trauma for two years#That’s unforgivable
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#He’s foaming at the mouth I’m sure of it#because he’s suppose to be on a hiatus but he definitely wanna reply#A HIT DOG GONNA HOLLER#Drake has the personality of a suburban white woman.#He will respond and place himself as the victim.#❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️#This whole case had me changing my opinions and views(at least for the moment)#celebrating the police and the system#being xenophobic towards Canadian people#posting stories with reader plus white celebrities with fluffy or smutty material#nearly being racist towards black men#saying that some of them nigcels deserved to be another hashtag#and backing the death penalty.#megan thee stallion#i’m not sad for her#i’m outraged#i’m just glad she’s in a better place now#those people can speak for themselves they know who they are#and they can go straight to hell#they will pay for their crimes#for sucking that abusers meat#Instagram#As always a loud and sincere fuck you to everyone who has doubted her and supported that Canadian cuntery who must not be named#She went through unnecessary trauma for two years#That’s unforgivable#Next level fuckery#That that type of ish that would lead to an episode of snapped or deadly women#once again#🖕🏿daystar Peterson#annnnn boom
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#police investigation#police inspector#police incompetence#police immunity#police inaction#police interrogation#police intimidation#police officer#police operation#police oc#police procedural#police piccadilly#police personnel#police abolition#police academy#police accountability#police au#police approved personal alarm#police action#police armored truck#police abuse#police are useless#police administration#police state#police shooting#police story#police service commission#police say#police surveillance#police dog
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This is my mom telling me one of the scariest stories I've ever heard of...
#stupid post#talk talk talk#like#one of the stories#(which I don't think is real#but anyway)#tells how one day a man ran over a neighbor's dog to death#and in retaliation for this#the neighbors kidnapped the man's daughter#cut off her limbs and vocal cords#literally making her their dog#but at one point#these neighbors flooded the neighbors from below#which caused them to call the police(?????) or whoever it is#when the police arrived#the first thing they saw was a girl with amputated limbs and no voice#she looked cheerful...#the neighbors committed suicide#realizing that I would arrest them#another story was about my nanny#who took care of me when I was 2-4 years old#it was a story about how the nanny's husband died#it was in the summer#he was rotting fast#but the nanny could not take him where he needed to go#because it was completely different times and everything was going on#so the nanny had to watch and take care of her husband's dead body until it was time to take him away
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