#The LOSERS known as Harry & Meghan

[houseofbrat]

Can you imagine? A monarchy has a hierarchy??

Are you really telling me there is only one king and queen at a time??

[houseofbrat]

Where do you think it really went wrong for them? Like the thing you think just ended all chances they had to make any of their dreams manifest?

That’s a good question. I knew they were done when the documentary came out. It was a mess and simply the wrong strategy for them. As soon as I saw her in the towel turban I knew it was over.

But they went wrong way before that. Their whole strategy was weird. They were trying to be glam Hollywood stars without attending any galas or benefits. She was trying to be a fashion plate without any fashion week appearances or designer friendships. Then she tried to be a politician without making donations or giving anyone any kind of support.

They did everything wrong. In a way the manifesting did work, because they got a ton of opportunities—Spotify, Netflix, etc… The problem is they couldn’t capitalize on any of them because they were so focused on attacking the family and the press.

[mysteriouslytransparentwitch]

I'm just....this has been Harry and Meghan's problem for 4 years now. They want to be seen as a power couple and protector of truth...yet they are known as losers in Hollywood even with this mini victory. The problem is that Harry and Meghan are surrounded by cheerleaders on social media.

I mean in France 🇫🇷 Omid's book was discussed at 10:30 p.m. by the journalist Salamé even the other guests replied that they didn't care because the reality is that the citizens of the world don't care...

Then they will cry March/April because they will have very lucrative contracts and they will accuse the BRF.

I mean we are 4 years after Megxit.

Prince George will soon return to college... things will really get serious.

It's so boring and sad to see these 2 people living in their bubble and thinking their bubble is reality.

I don't want their life...

PS I'm really worried about Catherine because the more she advances (if she stays or has no depression) in her power the more Meghan will become crazy (there will be a book from her)

[saintmeghanmarkle]

Lady C Tea YouTube 12/16/23 ( a few nuggets paraphrased by me) by u/daisybeach23

Lady C Tea YouTube 12/16/23 ( a few nuggets paraphrased by me) Greetings from Castle Goring, Lady C, please explain how the dimwit won 15 of his claims in the high court when doubt was established that he even possessed a mobile phone. I think the judgement is sound. Justice Vancourt balanced the probabilities when it was known that at that time from 2003-2009, hacking was occurring. His ruling was interesting. He said that Harry proved his claims “In part only. And his phone was hacked to a modest extent. There was a tendency from the Duke to assume that everything was hacked but phone hacking was not the only journalistic tool at that time.” Harry lost 15 of 33 claims. He was awarded a fraction of what he asked for. None of this is good for Harry. He has to make a cost contribution to the Mirror. Harry didn’t win this. His victory is for appearances. Of course David Sherborne is spinning this as a total victory. I could tell you things about Sherborne that would knock the hairs on the back of your neck back but I will not. I don’t want to tip off Harry, Meghan and Sherborne who my sources are that are connected to them. Oh no…no….no. Sherborne is an operator and will be profiting from this. He gets paid no matter what. I want to explain costs and how all this works. Harry and all the claimants have to pay their costs and the Mirror’s costs. Harry like all public figures have valid claims. We have to be unbiased and understand that no matter what we think of Harry, he may have valid legal claims. However, this is a tremendous loss for Harry – not only for the majority of his claims but for the costs.Lady C, what exactly has Harry won? We all know that celebrity phones were hacked back in the day. I think he has to pay a lot of legal costs and this doesn’t seem like much of a win. I suppose this makes Harry and his wife the Duche$$ can now be crowned the absolute biggest loser of 2023. Yes. Harry lost more than half his claims. And the loser has to pay their legal costs and the other side’s legal costs.Lady C, Harry is such a loser. His brother William who suffered much more serious hacking against him, settled for £1 million pounds and then donated the entire amount to Invictus Games. Harry probably thought he was entitled to at least that and now probably has to pay £1 million in legal fees. What a waste of everyone’s time. I would not be surprised if he has to pay in excess of £1 million. Oh dear. Oh dear. I wonder who in the Royal Family he now plans on saying victimized him so he can now settle that score.Lady C, the Sugars abuse people online. Why doesn’t Meghan tell them to stop? Harry should to. They want to shut down the light shining on them. But it is too late. They can’t take away free speech without tremendous support from both political parties. They are trying though, via the Aspen Institute.Lady C, why didn’t Archewell donate to Invictus Games? Good Question.

[ingek73]

Tominey: Prince Harry & Meghan ‘could be a poster couple for workshy Britain’

April 02, 2023

By Kaiser

The Telegraph’s Camilla Tominey is frantic. When Prince Harry showed up unexpectedly at a London High Court last week, Tominey could not contain her rage and fury at Harry for daring to stand up to a British tabloid. She barfed out an especially crazy piece about how Harry is a piece of sh-t for calling out the Daily Mail and calling out his father, who hires senior staff straight from the Mail’s editorial board. Tominey even admitted that Harry’s work-trip to London last week “would almost certainly have upstaged the King’s European charm offensive.” Camilla Tominey is such a loser and she defends losers. Well, she had another column in the Telegraph where she latched onto the Daily Mail’s “exclusive” story about the Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s Archewell charity tax filing, wherein they claimed (for tax purposes) that they worked one hour a week on Archewell’s charity arm. Behold, I give you “Harry and Meghan could be a poster couple for workshy Britain.” Sub-head: “But when it comes to self promotion, no one can doubt that the publicity shy couple have put in the hours.” Here’s part of her piece:

We all know that productivity has gone down since the pandemic…But who knew that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex would have what it takes to become a poster-couple for workshy Britain, even after they left the UK to become “financially independent” in the United States?

The revelation that they last year carried out just one hour’s work a week for the Archewell Foundation, their non-profit organisation, has naturally been seized upon by the sort of people who revelled in that South Park episode. To be fair to the Duke and Duchess, it is standard practice for directors in the US to list their hours, as they have done on these newly released tax records.

Moreover, we can hardly say that they haven’t been busy since they stepped back as working royals – what with their Oprah Winfrey interview, their six-part Netflix documentary and Prince Harry’s autobiography, Spare.

Indeed, the Duke has also been occupied at the High Court this week, bravely setting aside his security concerns to join a group of well-known faces in suing Associated Newspapers Limited, the publisher of the Daily Mail and Mail on Sunday, for allegedly stealing their private information, which the newspaper group denies.

Clearly, the amount of hard graft that is necessary, supposedly to protect one’s privacy, should not be underestimated.

In Harry and Meghan’s case, it has involved the traducing of a great many people to generate the requisite number of headlines to show just how intrusive the press can apparently be. We must never forgive the sacrifices they have made in the name of global royal reporting.

To be a royal is to be duty-bound in pursuit of the service of others, but Harry and Meghan’s approach has been rather more self-serving than that. For when it comes to self promotion, no one can doubt that the couple have put the hours in.

[From The Telegraph]

Imagine writing this about two people who left the UK in 2020, had their security pulled, were in fear for their lives, and were simply trying to survive for months with the kindness of a relative stranger (Tyler Perry). And in three years, this is what Harry and Meghan have done: welcomed a second child and recovered from a miscarriage; bought a home; won at least two lawsuits against the Mail; produced a wildly successful memoir; produced a wildly successful Netflix docuseries; produced a wildly successful and award-winning podcast; taken a Chief Impact Officer position with a billion-dollar life-coaching business; made a successful investment in a small oat-latte business; built a charity which has already worked on several substantive projects with tangible objectives and raised millions of dollars as well as working with corporate sponsors; organized another successful Invictus Games despite a global pandemic; continued conservation work in Africa; built an actual business and charity from the ground up, and on and on. While I wish we saw more of Harry and Meghan too, what they’ve managed to accomplish in three years is amazing.

Imagine writing all of this snide bullsh-t about “work-shy” Meghan and Harry… and then having nothing to say about Prince William and Kate, who barely do one event a week and are currently on a month-long vacation. I guess someone’s buying it?

Repeating this because it is a fantastic list:

Imagine writing this about two people who left the UK in 2020, had their security pulled, were in fear for their lives, and were simply trying to survive for months with the kindness of a relative stranger (Tyler Perry). And in three years, this is what Harry and Meghan have done: welcomed a second child and recovered from a miscarriage; bought a home; won at least two lawsuits against the Mail; produced a wildly successful memoir; produced a wildly successful Netflix docuseries; produced a wildly successful and award-winning podcast; taken a Chief Impact Officer position with a billion-dollar life-coaching business; made a successful investment in a small oat-latte business; built a charity which has already worked on several substantive projects with tangible objectives and raised millions of dollars as well as working with corporate sponsors; organized another successful Invictus Games despite a global pandemic; continued conservation work in Africa; built an actual business and charity from the ground up, and on and on. While I wish we saw more of Harry and Meghan too, what they’ve managed to accomplish in three years is amazing.

[the-type-a]

Gonna give you ideas for your Duncney playlist. I don't have the energy to see if these are already on there, so I'll just drop them here. Also I'm not sure if these actually work for canon Duncney or the Duncney that exists only in my mind but EH.

-Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps (Doris Day) -The Last Time (Taylor Swift)

-Bad Blood (Taylor Swift)

-My Life Would Suck Without You (Kelly Clarkson)

-The Kids Aren't Alright (Fall Out Boy)

-The Countess and the Common Man (Anstasia)

-Catabolic Seed (The Scary Jokes)

-Two (Sleeping At Last)

-Colors (Halsey)

-Ghost (Halsey)

-Lethal Combination (The Wombats)

-Something There (Beauty and the Beast)

-A Guy That I'd Kinda Be Into (Be More Chill) -Womanizer (Britney Spears)

-Community Gardens (The Scary Jokes)

-Where Were You (Maria Mena)

-Partners in Crime (Set it Off)

-Weak (AJR)

-Never Love an Anchor (The Crane Wives)

-It's Alright (Mother Mother)

-King (Florence + The Machine)

-Only Us (Dear Evan Hansen)

-Despair (leo.)

-Wolf in Sheep's Clothing (Set It Off)

-Everybody Loves a Clown (Gary Lewis & The Playboys)

-New Year's Eve (Mal Blum)

-Pardon Me (He Is We)

-The Way I Loved You (Taylor Swift)

-Broken (lovelytheband)

-Fire On Fire (Sam Smith)

-Burn/First Burn (Hamilton)

-What Do You Know About Love? (Frozen)

-Don't You Want Me (Glee version because shut up) -Sorry I Stole Your Girlfriend (Stereo Skyline)

-From Now On (The Greatest Showman)

-Animal (Neon Trees)

-All I've Ever Known (Hadestown)

-Congratulations (Hamilton, sung by Bridgette maybe?)

-Furniture (Owen Pallett)

-Human (Christina Perri)

-Fight For Me (Heathers)

-Seventeen (Heathers)

-I Won't Say I'm In Love (Hercules)

-Like Real People Do (Hozier)

-The Good In Me (Jon Bellion)

-I Like Me Better When I'm With You (Josh Wall)

-I'm Just Your Problem (Adventure Time)

-Thnks fr th Mmrs (Fall Out Boy)

-Toxic (Britney Spears)

-We're Gonna Be Okay (Cody Francis)

-I Could Say (Lily Allen)

-I've Had Enough (Melina KB)

-A Lovely Night (Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone)

-LOSER (Neoni)

-Love The Way You Lie (Part II) (Rihanna)

-Cruel Summer (Taylor Swift)

-Lay All Your Love On Me (Mama Mia)

-Kids Again (Artist Vs Poet)

-Doctor (Jack Stauber's Micropop)

-Anti-Hero (Taylor Swift)

-Moral of the Story (Ashe)

-Love Love Love (Of Monsters and Men)

-New Light (John Mayer)

-Crash (Neovaii)

-Girl Crush (Little Big Town)

-Still Into You (Paramore)

-interlude IV (Showtime) (Zach Callison, Grace Rolek)

-Love Again (Pentatonix)

-Buzzcut Season (Lorde)

-Small (chloe moriondo)

-Don't Blame Me (Taylor Swift)

-In Fact (Demo Version) (Gregory and the Hawk)

-This Feeling (The Chainsmokers)

-Traitor (Olivia Rodrigo)

-Mine (Taylor Swift)

-Don't Do Sadness (Spring Awakening)

-Crush Culture (Conan Gray)

-I See the Light (Tangled)

-Just a Friend to You (Meghan Trainor)

-Her (Loving You) (Glades)

-School Friends (Now, Now)

-Nothing (Bruno Major)

-Strange Sight (...Tinkerbell)

-Very Good Bad Thing (Mother Mother)

-It Took Me By Surprise (Maria Mena)

-The Zombie Song (Stephanie Mabey)

-Way less Sad (AJR)

-White Rabbit (Jawster)

-Call You Mine (The Chainsmokers)

-Your New Boyfriend (Wilbur Soot)

-Pools (Glass Animals)

I can feel you judging my music taste. Half of these are insanely basic and half are theater kid songs.

Added all the ones that weren’t there!

No judgement at all! I love the majority of this selection lmao but I will say… I’m very disappointed you did not mention Niall Horan with Moral of the Story, or Harry Styles’ cover of girl crush 👀😂

[collymore]

Zero consultation needed; as the Palace and its odiously racist acolytes don't own the word Sussex!

By Stanley Collymore

Harry and Meghan's titles, or any lack of them will have absolutely nothing at all to do with their ability to gain publicity or make money in the process, in the USA or elsewhere. Seriously, do you idiots, delusional racists, and very pathetic losers really think that any rational and intelligent person, essentially cares if Harry and Meghan really have titles which you vile feudal serfs and plebeians are literally so discernibly, obsessed with?

In the USA: a glaring example of a democratic Republic unlike Britain, which is a classic case of a quite class entrenched, feudal mindset, hereditary entity headed by an unelected as well as a distinctly, solely by birth literally entitled Head of State distinctively and exclusively, from the same egregious, incestuously inbred and discernibly literally dysfunctional and undeniably, incompetent family; titles aren't recognized in the United States of America's constitution; so obviously taking their titles, will not quite clearly be a pointless gesture by Britain but will too similarly be a ludicrous meaningless act globally, since Harry world-wide, will still be Prince Harry to everyone else; just exactly as he is now, while literally Meghan Markle, will actually carry on instinctively as one of the best known and naturally recognizable women literally, across the globe!

So effectively you purblind racist cunts are effectively grasping at straws while ostensibly cutting your bloody noses off to spite your faces. Not that surprising really, seeing that you, and unquestionably your effectively overseas genocidal kin are quite undoubtedly - whether truly white Britons, or a concoction distinctively, of European pogroms and holocaust sanctuary, evidently pseudo ones; obviously, like rather glaringly lowlife scum, of the likes of vile Tom Bauer and Sarah Vine!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore 14 February 2024.

Author's Remarks: Critics: White, colonialist inured Brits; your overseas endemically entrenched and genocidal aficionado kin; the detritus element of European pogroms and World War II mercenary escapees and equally likeminded odiously vile, malignant egregious and evilly vituperatively vitriolic, toxically verminous MAGA types; crucially collectively attendant with their manifestly Stockholm syndrome non-white, Useful Idiots of Asian Coconuts and Black House Niggers!

With Brexit and MAGA types your stupidity and entrenched racism are never in doubt! But that's very obviously, characteristically and distinctly the case of all low life scum, and among whom you hold pole position!

[formerlyroyal]

Well I am really hoping The Queen makes it that far because:

1. There will never, ever be another monarch like her and I don’t want to think of a world where she isn’t the head of the BRF 🥺

2. Because I just know (and I don’t think I’m the only one who feels this way) that MM is waiting in anticipation for her to pass because she desperately wants titles for her cross eyed meal tickets. I think the longer HM is alive it messes with whatever devious and exploitative machinations Meghan has planned. I honestly hate writing this because it makes me sick, but she is a deranged, evil, greedy POS and I know how she operates. She and Harry are absolutely miserable together, so say TQ lives 4 or 5 more years it will not be easy or enjoyable for her to keep up the façade that no one is buying. Unfortunately she is a tenacious gold digger who is desperation in human form, so I do think she will stick it out as long as she can *eye roll* because she desperately wants titles for A/ L, whatever inheritance of H’s she believes she’s entitled to, and to be the DIL of a King. Plus just generally trying to sabotage W and K’s chance at a future reign because she is so unhinged and consumed with jealousy.

Maybe if Charles doesn’t give into her delusions and if she and Harry are still massively flopping/ failing at everything and she doesn’t get her way (kids titles, half in/out) it would finally be enough to get rid of her. Even then it wouldn’t be easy because she will be waaaaaaaaay past her prime and I don’t think another wealthy (or sane) man would ever touch her with a barge pole. I believe one thing M would have tonnes of trouble tolerating is sticking it out with someone she deems a loser (no $$$) even though that person is actually HER. She is a creepy, awkward, mentally ill, childish, clingy, cosplaying empty shell {with no personality of her own} and a massive leech who TAKES and brings nothing to the table, but she’s the prize in this scenario, at least in her twisted mind. Lol. What a delusional psycho.

Meghan will never level up the same way Misha Nonoo did and I bet she is extremely jealous of her now. If she is forced to stay with a daft, balding, unattractive, sulking pillock /prick with no real money and a dad bod (b/c alcohol) out of absolute desperation that will be her real karma. She bet on the wrong horse and knows it. They are both extremely lazy and untalented and he’s as thick as a plank. She is scheming, cunning, mentally unstable, a known liar / manipulator and is rather unfortunate looking despite all of her plastic surgeries and the entire world despises her as she doesn’t fool ANYBODY who isn’t a racist sugar. MM is massively fucked either way, IMO. Even if she stays (unhappily) with Harry she loses. You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear and she refuses to give up all of her futile attempts over and over and over again. She is actually the definition of insanity in human form, it’s quite alarming and pathetic. That inherently duplicitous creature honestly needs a straight jacket. Not even joking, she makes the character Alex Forrest from Fatal Attraction look sane, for real.

Well said and I agree. She won’t give up until it becomes clear she isn’t going to be the first female President (and a woc one🙄🙄🙄) or is PC’s fave and Will and Kate publicly apoligize. For what? Idk

She’s a monster. She just wants attention and to hear herself save the world. I hate them myself.

Thank you 👍

[tabloidtoc]

In Touch, March 22

You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks

Cover: Meghan Markle vs. the Palace

Page 1: Contents

Page 4: John Mayer joined TikTok and Taylor Swift fans made it clear they still have bad blood 12 years after he broke the pop star's heart -- hours later John shared a video of himself nodding as the words I'm Hearing You Out appeared on the screen, then he posted a clip of himself in a dark room singing That Was a Real Weird Day but he should have known Swifties will never, ever, get over anyone who spurns Taylor

* Other enemies of Taylor who got slammed by her fans -- Kim Kardashian, Netflix for the show Ginny & Georgia, Justin Bieber and Scooter Braun, Burger King

Page 5: Play of the Week -- Tom Brady on tossing the Lombardi Trophy from his boat to his teammate's boat during their Super Bowl celebration on the river in Tampa, Co-Star of the Week -- Holly Hunter on knocking Chrissy Teigen to the ground for a scene in Mr. Mayor, Makeover of the Week -- Cara Delevingne goes brunette, Number of the Week -- 11.5 million dollars Angelina Jolie got for selling a rare Winston Churchill painting which was a gift from her ex-husband Brad Pitt

Page 6: Crib of the Week: John Travolta's charming Maine estate, Winner of the Week -- Aaron Rodgers donates $1 million to small businesses in his California hometown and gets thanked by Jodie Foster in her Golden Globes speech, Loser of the Week -- Golden Globes gets the lowest ratings ever with just 6.9 million viewers

Page 12: Up Close -- Kelly Clarkson on The Voice, Reese Witherspoon totes be best accessory yet which is her new pup Minnie Pearl, Jennifer Lopez

Page 14: Rocking a new hair color and killer heels Lady Gaga steps out of her hotel in Rome where she's filming her new movie Gucci

Page 16: Kate Hudson dons her Fabletics gear for a weights workout, a shirtless Tyler Cameron, Brooke Burke helping out California's Road Dogs & Rescue

Page 18: Katy Perry who has lost nearly 60 pounds since giving birth in a bathing suit with fiance Orlando Bloom and daughter Daisy (with her face blurred) on vacation in Hawaii

Page 20: Jennifer Garner shows off the crazy hair and more that her kids gave her last year on Yes Day which is the subject of her new movie, Britney Spears with sons Sean Preston and Jayden James, Kate Beckinsale with her cat Clive in her lap, John Legend enjoys precious moments with his kids Luna and Miles

Page 22: With the final season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians set to premiere, Lisa Rinna is hell-bent on making her brood the next big family on reality TV and she wants to be a momager like Kris Jenner and that despite his bad-boy reputation Lisa is thrilled that her daughter Amelia Hamlin is dating Scott Disick -- Lisa thinks the timing couldn't be better for the Hamlins to land their own reality show and she's been pitching one for years and now she thinks it's within her reach but she may be setting herself up for major disappointment because the networks just aren't interested and everyone knows the Kardashians can't be replaced and while people love Lisa on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, giving her her own show might be a bit much and Lisa is no Kris Jenner, and Amelia and her sister Delilah Hamlin aren't as popular as the Kardashians or Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner and Lisa's husband Harry Hamlin would rather act; he doesn't want to be a reality star and he was only going along for the ride because Lisa pitched them as one big wacky family

Page 23: Hollywood Love Report -- Mary-Kate Olsen has been secretly dating CEO John Cooper for the last couple of months and he's just her type: older, good-looking, fun and successful and she's totally smitten

* Lily-Rose Depp and Timothee Chalamet split a year ago, but they've decided to give their relationship another chance

* Star Sightings -- 50 Cent and girlfriend Cuban Link, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Shannen Doherty, Joe Jonas, Zoey Deutch, Las Vegas Raiders quarterback Marcus Mariota

Page 24: Cover Story -- The Royal Family Speaks Out: Our Side of the Story -- after Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's bombshell interview, the palace scrambles to set the record straight -- the royal family feels stabbed in the back and they want everyone to know the truth -- Harry said his mother Princess Diana would feel very angry with how this played out and very sad

Page 30: Alec and Hilaria Baldwin's baby mystery -- the couple welcomes a new daughter and stirs up more drama

Page 32: My Bachelor Nightmare -- the first Black Bachelor Matt James' controversy-plagued season ends with betrayal and heartbreak

Page 34: The Big Interview -- Shep Rose of Southern Charm on his cheating scandal

Page 36: Fashion -- Zoom Fashion -- getting dressed-up for screen time means different things on top and bottom

Page 37: Beauty -- get Julia Garner's look from the Critics Choice Award

Page 42: Animal Overload -- my dog looks like Justin Bieber

Page 46: Horoscope -- Pisces Rob Lowe turned 57 on March 17

Page 48: Last Laughs

[houseofbrat]

[wellthatwasaletdown]

irving embezzling money from axl rose’s tour and sabotaging his efforts of becoming solo so he could make more money at guns n roses even though they’d been friends since the 80s says a lot about azoffs. and in a way it opens uo a big can of worms. i’ve bitten my tongue long enough so here goes my long opinion i’m sure a lot of people actuallh probably asked for. i know i get anons about it all the time i’m too scared to ever answer.

Azoffs are known for being ruthless, not loyal and compassionate. they’re also known for being liars. irving lied in congress’s face about how his merging with ticketmaster would bring more jobs, when he fires hundreds just so he could get a bonus. and let’s not forget a great irving quote. that he’d rather be a smart-ass than intelligent. and jeff saying his metric for success is to just exist. there’s just nothing…. good about these people. they’re childish and keen on revenge and they’re just like simon cowell. it’s known that when you reach the penthouse of the corporate ladder you’re faced with pure psycopaths. those are the people who put harry in a family portrait on a wall. seeing how much money they expected from harry, it’s obvious that was just pure manipulation. how can anyone think highly of people like that?

that’s not in the business books. they’re not business people. no one at that level is. they made it to the top through a series of connections and deals between each other when they were just rookies on a brand new business field. which worked for a while. but it’s temporary. there reaches a point where their empires crumble at an age when they’re too old to know how to fix and to a severity they can never repair. it’s what happened to simon cowell. now it’s happening to irving. although really it’s been happening for years. i’m not convinced he is actually as powerful as the articles in magazines he has connections with say, just like i don’t believe when they call harry a legend or thar two ghosts didn’t flop. i think irving’s been losing money for years. fleetwood mac’s agent will have a hard time finding his place in the era of tropical house music and kardashian lovers. i don’t think it will take much to push this man to bankrupcy except a little push. so uh… congrats to harry on making that connection? don’t think so. half the reason he jumped to claim harry so quickly is because he’s desperate for cash. the baby jagger/bowie of 2017? come on, who asked for that? irving’s blinded by his own desire to relive his glory days. which are obviously very very very very very far behind him. 

i’m sure irving could get away with lying and stealing his way to the top in the 70s, but holding a monopoly on magazines and websites no one reads anymore doesn’t work. you can’t censor social media. back in the 70s and 80s there was only magazines and articles to get information. if you were a legend there people would buy it. not anymore. irving’s entire star-studded client list have flopped, because the “most powerful man in the industry” is an obsolete tired old man, whose prodigy is as talentless as he is. they’re not wise. his business advice is laughable and founded on pure ego. it shows with how solo harry was born. it’s no surprise jeff has been there since 2013.

i think irving pitched an idea for a more rock justin timberlake out of 1d and convinced sony 1d would crumble just like “every other boyband” even though they proved they were so much better. that proves irving’s oh-so great and wise advice there. not only was he stupid enough to think harry was a golden goose, but the solo career they planned since 2013 for harry was a complete and absolute failure. they literally had to bring back the image syco crafted in 2011.

except no one wants to stan harry again. it’s kind of like when someone cheats on you. we’ve seen a side of him that is greedy, manipulative, narcissistic, and disloyal. it’s over.

irving didn’t sign up to manage a boybander, which is the only way he can make up the money lost on harry: bring back 1d harry and make him sing tropical house music and collab with the likes of calvin harris and charlie puth. nah. irving wanted a rockstar. only indie collabs, only rock magazines, only womanizer-fueling gigs, only edgelord pr girlfriends. the fact there’s even damage control seems reluctant. because we’re still seeing that back and forth between 1d harry and rockstar harry. irving looks like the type who would blame the consumer and not the product.

i guess right now it’s a question of how well he takes to failure, and that failure landing on his shoulders since everyone in the industry knows jeff is an idiot constantly asking his dad for advice. he’s the fruit of the irving tree. judging by how badly the entire family takes to simple rejection, i take it a straight up failure that cost millions and made him a laughingstock if sony wasn’t too busy scolding them will hurt even more. it’s one thing for acts you’re funding yourself to flop. but when you get the entire industry to back an artist you assured them would make them all very rich people, that’s a lot of trouble you’re in. and when you’re the most powerful man in the industry(according to a list written by a magazine you partially own) then you’re probably… not taking well to failure. the fact we no longer see harry getting cuddly with jeff and that painfully awkward picture from iheart where harry is blatantlt leaning away from jeff, the trouble in paradise is already evident.

you need to understand that azoffs are just not clever people, none of these legendary businessmen from the 70s are. shelli azoff through a violent fit because she couldn’t get through copyrighr to play the movie sex tape, which got horrible ratings and bombed. that’s how well these people know how to spot talent. corporate ceo’s spot money. the old men of sony spotted the 1d money, and they spotted harry. they, in classic senior citizen fashion, believed harry was the justin timberlake of 1d. they thought his fans were stupid and uneducated teenage girls. irving, desperate loser with everything at stake, specifically called dibs and was conceited enough to think anyone would give a shit about 70s rock in 2017, and ta-da! throw in the millions for that debut, because these old men know best!

that’s it. that was the mentality that birthed holo. old people who can’t accept that their empires built on lies are crumbling and that their wisdom is worth shit in an age where people like us are airing these men’s dirty laundry and educating ourselves with business practices. we’re very smart consumers. and very cynical ones too.

so irving can keep pouring out money for good reviews and grammy’s. but there’s no money to be made from it. when meghan trainor’s two grammy’s went to waste because her insensitive comments about anorexia lost her the support of the gp forever, she was dropped. her career is no longer a priority because the following singles she put out couldn’t make up for the money spent on her. and keep in mind all about that bass was a much bigger hit than sott.

these people want big money at a fraction of the cost. 1d was sony’s dream. they paid almost nothing on their promotion and exploited them to the bone and made billions off them. they thought that if they put big money into harry, they’d get triple that back and kill two birds with one stone: replace adele once she goes back on her 5 year hiatus, and replace 1d too. that’s not happening any time soon.

harry’s career needs a complete overhaul. irving’s entire rockstar plan needs to be thrown away and there will be no more male adele aspirations. they would need to win back the entire 1d fandom’s trust and undo the damage they themselves did to harry’s brand and accept he will be making ¼ of 1d’s money and probably not be doing as well as the other boys. not only is that a big blow the egos of all the men bragging and laughing about all the money harry was going to make them, but it’s a big blow to their wallets too. 

i’m convinced karma will come for these people just like it did for simon cowell. harry had his greedy little hand in the pot, too, so karma will come for him as we. for lying to the boys for over 4 years, for separating himself so he could get attention, for agreeing to manipulate his fans in every way for money and fame.

so i don’t think they’ll do what needs to be done to save harry’s career. i think this will end as badly for harry as it is for the investors who are not getting what they were promised as early as 2013. i think they’re angry and they’ll let out that anger on someone. either harry or irving, but my guess is irving, who took the baby jagger project so seriously and personally expecting to get all the credit and not all the blame. that’s a lot of blame for a very tempermental loser. i think the nicest thing irving could do to harry is lower his budget to whatever they can afford and keep his music career going. the worst thing they can do is blacklist him and make sure he loses as much money as irving did.

i can’t decide if i should end this with “it’s the sign of the times” or “just how fast the night changes”. either way i’m no longer emotionally attached to harry to do anything except grab my popcorn and watch this swerving car head closer and closer towards the edge of a cliff.

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The new Hilary Rose article in today's Times by u/Mistressbrindello

The new Hilary Rose article in today's Times "Harry and Meghan are on a list of Hollywood’s big losers? Ouch""Christmas is coming, the sky in Montecito is blue and the latest issue of the Hollywood Reporter will make some people choke on their turkey. Running down its list of the year’s biggest losers, the industry bible alights on the couple once known as Their Royal Highnesses and now struggling to become known as anything else." It's been a grim year.https://ift.tt/LMvXHBS post link: https://ift.tt/5iJLkzB author: Mistressbrindello submitted: December 14, 2023 at 08:01PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit

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suits 2015

netflix 2022

her acting hasn’t changed

So true!!

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Proof that make-up artists do not get enough respect

And what A-List Hollywood star would film & photograph themselves like this? 

And RELEASE IT TO THE PUBLIC??

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Harry ‘sits there’ as Meghan ‘mocks’ the Queen in documentary

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I keep thinking of all the things NYC real royal told us. That she basically trapped him. that some level of "secrets will be told if I don't get what I want" was used. That he'd broken up with her but she continued to stalk him. I do think there is trauma bonding at play here she is surely a narcissist. And loads of deception. Lies.

I still remember @nycrealroyal-blog saying that Meghan was “a booty call gone bad.” Don’t remember the exact post but if people haven’t read her blog before they should.

https://www.tumblr.com/nycrealroyal-blog

 The story of them meeting via Instagram DMs...and that he saw her on a “friend’s” IG...I have no doubt that it was Marcus Anderson’s IG. The story of them meeting via Instagram and not a real blind date completely supports the “booty call gone bad” story by @nycrealroyal-blog.