#The Gentlemen S01E01

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The Gentlemen

Season 1, “Refined Aggression”

Director: Guy Ritchie

DoP: Ed Wild

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Theo James as Eddie Horniman in The Gentlemen (S01E01)

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The Gentlemen (2024) - S01E01, Refined Aggression.

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All of Aziraphale's (first-of-the-year) appearances in chronological order.

It's just a "reference material". If you see a mistake, write it in the comments. This article was created according to the series. [Crowley]

(s02e01) Before the Beginning (place: Emptiness)

2. (s01e01) 4004 BC (place: Gate to the Garden of Eden)

3. (s01e03) 3004 BC (place: Noah's Ark)

4. (s02e02) 2500 BC (place: Land of Uz)

5. (s01e03) 33 AD (place: Golgotha, Crucifixion of Christ)

6. (s01e03) 41 AD (place: Rome, Popina)

7. (s01e03) 537 AD (place: The Kingdom of Wessex)

8. (s01e03) 1601 AD (place: The Globe theatre)

9. (s01e03) 1793 AD (place: Paris prison)

10. (s02e03) 1827 AD (place: Edinburgh, Graveyard)

11. (s01e03) 1862 AD (place: ST James's Park)

12. (s01e04) 1880 AD (place: Discreet gentlemen's club)

13. (s01e03/s02e04) 1941 AD (place: London, Church)

14. (s01e03) 1967 AD (place: Crowley's car, near pub "The Dirty Donkey")

15. (s01e01) 2007 AD (place: Sushi place)

16. (s01e01) 2013 AD (place: American Diplomat's House)

17. (s01e01) 2018 AD (place: Dinosaur park)

18. (s02e01) 2022(?) AD (place: Aziraphale's Bookshop)

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Eddie Horniman - The Gentlemen, S01E01

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COMPLETE MASTERLIST OF PSYCHOVILLE

Hello! I recently submitted a League of Gentlemen masterlist for emetophobia warnings and so here is a short Psychoville warning list! This show is quite honestly really safe in terms of v* but I will go through each episode and mention things that could be triggering!

SEASON 1

S01E01-E02 SAFE

S01E03 SAFE*

[6:20-6:27] Maureen dribbles a chunk of mushed up sausages onto a spoon to give to David, a bit gross but no v*!

I will mention that in the commentary of this episode at this moment they do mention spit buckets and r*tching so be wary if you’re going to listen to that. Similarly, in the S01E01 commentary Reece mentions feeling s* when having had to scratch the dead skin off of David’s back.

S01E04-E05 SAFE

S01E06 SAFE-ISH*

Nicola, throughout this and next episode, loses a lot of blood. She looks quite pale and sickly but does not v*.

[25:07-25:17] Maureen attempts to smother David after having taken some pills herself. When she realises that David is not home, she panics and tries to make herself v* by putting her fingers down her throat. The g*ing sounds are quite realistic so it may be triggering for some, but I honestly found the scene quite funny. She does not v* and instead falls to the floor as she attempts to do so.

S01E07 SAFE* [MENTION]

[13:33-13:38] Mrs Wren, after getting out of the car with Mr Jelly, says she’s had too much chocolate and feels s*, but she doesn’t v* nor is there any visual indication that she feels unwell.

SEASON 2

S02E00 (HALLOWEEN SPECIAL) SAFE* [MENTION]

[14:05-14:15] Mr Jelly puts a wrapped-up beetle in his mouth thinking it’s a toffee. He realises very quickly what it really is and spits back into the wrapper as you would chewing gum. There’s no v*, he mostly just twists his face in a sort of disgusted confusion.

[46:16-46-20] David and Maureen get picked up in a car by a man. His wife is in the seat next to him, asleep. David asks what’s happened to her, and he replies that she gets cars*k. She doesn’t appear ill nor make any noises.

[48:29-48:35] When David tries to feel the woman’s pulse, he brings his hand back up covered in a red substance which he assumes is blood. Maureen asks if he’s alright and says he ‘looks a bit green’, he does not v*, he just looks a bit shocked.

S02E01 SAFE

S02E02 SAFE*

David and Maureen attempt to kill Robin by feeding him peanuts, which he’s allergic to. However, rather than having an inflammatory reaction, he instead has a gastric reaction, and gets very ill. Luckily, he does not v*.

S02E03-E04 SAFE

S02E04 SAFE*

David and Maureen go zorbing in this episode, which may get some worried, as they roll around a lot, but they come out completely fine and have a great time.

[2:50-3:03] However, straight after they finish, Mauren begins to have a coughing fit, and spits blood into her handkerchief. You don’t see the blood come out of her mouth, more so just hear her coughing and see the aftermath.

S02E05-E06 SAFE

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CARMILLA SEASON ONE SENTENCE STARTERS (PART ONE)

Lines taken from episodes s01e01 - s01e19 of the web series Carmilla. Feel free to change as needed. Part two is here.

❛ Nothing, not even the homecoming goat sacrifice, disturbs the pursuit of knowledge. ❜

❛ I passed the test! 62%. Which is pretty cool. It’s like a gentlewoman’s C. ❜

❛ This is our college adventure, come on! ❜

❛ And how is the Jäger-bombinatrix doing this morning? ❜

❛ And really, why does anybody do anything? ❜

❛ I found it next to a pile of ick that started growing mushrooms the next day. ❜

❛ Don’t judge. My dad thought I’d use an iPhone to send high-resolution selfies to potential stalkers. ❜

❛ If an incident is in progress, please dial 4815 or activate the nearest blue tentacle phone. ❜

❛ To report an escaped entity or poltergeist activity, please press - ❜

❛ Fine. I’ve got three weeks of a journalism class and I’ve seen all of Veronica Mars. I’ll find her myself. ❜

❛ I don’t know, things just got so foggy after the alchemy guys released, you know, the fog. ❜

❛ I’m your new roommate, sweetheart. ❜

❛ Oh, this is not happening. You are not my new roommate! ❜

❛ Boom! Revenge is mine. ❜

❛ See? Blood.In the milk container. ❜

❛ This is like, a death threat, or a health code violation. ❜

❛ Well, there’s no denying it’s a little…odd. ❜

❛ How many people you know take Type O with their Chocoa Crunch? ❜

❛ Are you really gonna try and pretend this isn’t a total freak show? ❜

❛ Oh, see, surviving. Yes, I like that plan. ❜

❛ A lot of problems can be solved through good communication. ❜

❛ A lot of problems can also be solved by taking hair and blood samples to figure out exactly what kind of freaky it is you’re dealing with. ❜

❛ You filled a milk container with blood as a prank? ❜

❛ It was food coloring, and…and corn syrup. ❜

❛ That bunched-up little face you make when you’re angry is hilarious, buttercup. ❜

❛ I kept on having the same dream before. ❜

❛ And the darkness is in my eyes and in my throat and I can’t breathe, and … ❜

❛ I-I’m sorry, I can’t be here anymore. ❜

❛ I really hope that it passes over you and I hope it doesn’t touch your face. ❜

❛ Are you really so damaged that you’re incapable of caring about anything? ❜

❛ You’re a child. And you understand nothing. Not about life. Not about this place. ❜

❛ You know what? The sooner you stop playing Lois Lane, the better off you’ll be. ❜

❛ No, I’m not just gonna give up. ❜

❛ So, maybe that’s just how it is, but that does not mean that I have to accept it. I deserve better. [ name ] deserves better. Hell, even you deserve better. ❜

❛ It’s a town hall meeting! Remember your training, we’ve got five minutes! Run, run! ❜

❛ Sometimes a girl’s gotta manufacture her own excitement, you know? ❜

❛ We should be reinstating our night marches. ❜

❛ And then the Zetas piped in with this chant that pretty much sounded like “pizza or death”. ❜

❛ I think we’d make a pretty great team. ❜

❛ Yeah, a team. You and me, absolutely. ❜

❛ Hey, is that fish in your hair? ❜

❛ It is very, very nice of you large, large gentlemen to offer to keep me safe, but as you can see, I’m in my room. Snug as a bug in a rug. So, you’re good to go. ❜

❛ If I decide to go wandering down some dark alleyways late at night, you guys’ll be my first call. ❜

❛ Get the hell out of here before I feed you each other’s spleens. ❜

❛ Dude, she bit me! That is so not cool. ❜

❛ Guess that’s it for the truce, then. ❜

❛ We have been working nonstop and, not that we’re geniuses or anything, but I think we’re really close to a breakthrough. ❜

❛ I think my brain has melted. ❜

❛ Chocolate is comforting in the face of epic failure. ❜

❛ And what kind of thrilling adventure do we find ourselves on now? ❜

❛ This is so childish. You’d think we were still six. ❜

❛ Schadenfreude isn’t very attractive. ❜

❛ But I so had it coming, didn’t I? ❜

❛ God, this age doesn’t understand obligation. It’s like an undersea anchor; impossible to escape. ❜

❛ They’re the ones using dander collected at parties to seed an immense interconnected fungus throughout campus. ❜

❛ Apparently, it’s a communications experiment. Or, maybe a really complicated risotto recipe? I don’t know. ❜

❛ Sorry, I just forgot that I have to be anywhere but here. ❜

❛ Oh, no. You are entirely too sweet ❜

❛ But you’ve got to admit it looks pretty hinky. ❜

❛ Confronting her has historically been about as effective as using bug spray on Voldemort. ❜

❛ Oh, wow. That’s…why are you wearing warpaint? ❜

❛ Come on! Why are the hotties in this room always trying to hurt me?! ❜

❛ That is unfair, okay, cause I’m here out of the, like, bro-ness of my heart, alright? ❜

❛ So, has it even occurred to you that while you’re duking it out, nobody is actually out there protecting anybody at all?! ❜

❛ Ah, it’s mostly just paintballs and anchovies. I’ll talk them down. ❜

❛ It just seemed so real…like…that weird moment of clarity during magic hour or the moment right before a car crash. ❜

❛ I was in my room and there was something in my bed. Something under my bed. This dark, prowling thing without a face. ❜

❛ I tried to pull the blankets over my face to hide, but the darkness started seeping through them like blood, more and more, until I was drowning in it. ❜

❛ Well, dreams are supposed to be strange. Last night I dreamt I was trapped under a bed. ❜

❛ But, just a dream. No reason for all of this…twitchiness. ❜

❛ There is no twitching. There is an absence of twitching. ❜

❛ You know, if it’s really making you so miserable, I could get you something to help you sleep. ❜

❛ That’s uncharacteristically considerate of you. ❜

❛ Yeah, well, I just don’t want you losing it and torching all my stuff. ❜

❛ The results are starting to look profoundly WTF. ❜

❛ I know Silas has some quirks, but I’m pretty sure spontaneous combustion, super strength, and an all-protein diet weren’t options on my roommate form. ❜

❛ Your Snape/Ron fic’s still on the screen, spaz. ❜

❛ It’s a charm or whatever. To help with the bad dreams. ❜

❛ So, in the spirit of all this newfound closeness, maybe you could tell me where you go all night? ❜

❛ Mmm, well, I have to keep some of my secrets. Otherwise, I’ll lose my air of mystery, won’t I? ❜

❛ Oh, you know, I miss my dad, I have papers due. I’m about to be my roommate’s next victim. ❜

❛ Come on. Let’s get you changed into something with a little less whiff. ❜

❛ Everything in your fridge is made of glucose and palm oil. I’m surprised you don’t have scurvy. ❜

❛ As soon as we got there, everyone was leaving the building, and yes, as the sun went down, we started to hear something…skittering. ❜

❛ Before you realized the staircase wasn’t in the same place anymore? ❜

❛ Before we realized we might have gotten a little turned around. And that most of the computer monitors we could see were warning us to “Run. Run now”. And the skittering was getting closer. ❜

❛ We created a flamethrower using a lighter and some mace. ❜

❛ I get a text that says “Come quick. Stuck in Library. Bring fire extinguisher” ❜

❛ Okay, yes! It was stupid, and we’re lucky that you didn’t have to save our souls. ❜

❛ Well, yeah, but we know she’s a vampire. I mean, we’ve known that since the blood in the milk container, right? ❜

❛ You all knew I was living with a vampire and nobody said anything? ❜

❛ She’s not a vampire. There’s no such thing as vampires. She’s a…light-averse octogenarian with extreme hemoglobin deficiency and really good skin. ❜

❛ My roommate is an honest-to-Lestat vampire. How do we stop a vampire? ❜

❛ No! No! We can’t immolate everyone that [ name ] thinks is a supernatural creature. ❜

❛ Well, I have an idea but you are not gonna like it. ❜

❛ Okay, explain to me again how offering yourself as bait to your blood-sucking roommate is not the worst plan ever devised by womankind. ❜

❛ Well, the fact that a terrible plan is our only plan is not really a selling point. ❜

❛ You guys know that I can hear you, right? Maybe instead of peanut gallery-ing you can help me figure out how we trap a vampire? ❜

❛ How do we feel about bear spray? ❜

❛ What would Mina Harker do? …Get bitten. Mina Harker would totally try and act all alluring to the bloodsucking fiend and totally get bitten. Let’s not do that. ❜

❛ Looking at the stars. It’s comforting, to think how small we are in comparison. All the lives we’ve led, the people we’ve been, nothing to that light. ❜

❛ “Black as the pit and terrible as the night was Bagheera”? I always loved that. It’s beautiful. ❜

❛ Behold: Vampire bait! ❜

❛ Don’t you look like a virgin sacrifice? ❜

❛ Parties should be a shimmering moment of possibility, not a collection of brutes around a piece of flaming driftwood. ❜

❛ Feels like more than that. Like something seen underwater from a great distance. ❜

❛ God, I’m a nostalgic idiot tonight. ❜

❛ Maybe I don’t feel like sharing you right now. ❜

❛ God, what am I doing? Naive, provincial girl. Entirely too tightly wound. Such a cliché. I oughta know better. ❜

❛ I oughta know better. And yet…there’s something about you. ❜

❛ Also, I got my head smashed into a table, if anyone cares. ❜

❛ There is not allowed to be some new horrible thing! ❜

❛ You know, at times like these a dude needs to be with his bros. ❜

❛ Well, don’t look at me. I didn’t want to kidnap anyone to begin with! ❜

❛ Definitely not untying angry vampire. ❜

❛ You can’t just keep a hostage in your dorm room! ❜

❛ I”m sure there’s all sorts of things we could figure out through some minimally-invasive probing. ❜

❛ It’ll seem dire once they start your tribunal. ❜

❛ So the sooner you ‘fess us and tell us what’s going on, the better this is gonna go for you because we have got…a spatula, and a stapler, and we are not afraid to use them. ❜

❛ You cannot seriously think we’re dumb enough to believe you’re innocent just because you say so. ❜

❛ Look, if I were really a vampire, would I just stay here, tied up, proclaiming my innocence as some sort of trick? ❜

❛ Yeah. That’s completely exactly what a vampire would do. ❜

❛ Do I strike you as the type of person who plays well with others? ❜

❛ Uh, we’re rehearsing a skit. Uh, yeah, the torture scene from Arsenic and Old Lace. Mmm-hmm, yeah, there’s a torture scene. ❜

❛ I hear they have a great collection of straight-jackets and tranquilizers. ❜

❛ I swear, if one more of your broken-hearted study buddies comes knocking at the door, I’m gonna start spritzing them like cats. ❜

❛ No, no, no! Please don’t die, please don’t die, you stupid vampire! Here, look, I’ve got blood. ❜

❛ The experience of being held captive by a clutch of imbeciles for something I didn’t even have the pleasure of doing is humiliating enough without having you wipe me up like a dribbling child. ❜

❛ Wait, you thought that was me trying to eat you? ❜

❛ Oh…Oh! So, when you were hitting on me, you were really hitting on me? ❜

❛ Could you just stake me now? Cause I think that would be less mortifying than this conversation. ❜

❛ If you want us to trust you, you have gotta tell us your side of the story. ❜

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A Swen’s Guide to the Into the Story-Verse Alternate Realities

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the Christmas Eve Eve and that means it’s time for the last entry of our guide where we explore the 6 alternative realities presented in the latest addition to the Swan-Mills Saga by the ever so marvellous @swanqueeneverafter​

This time we’re gonna explore...

!!!SPOILER ALERT!!!

Code name: Zeta Reality

First appearance: chapter 40

Set: our world the duration of Pilot (s01e01) but as altered by Emma’s journey to the past in the Once & Future Queen

Fixed by: a true love’s kiss between Emma and Regina in chapter 47

Unfinished business: not finishing what they started way back when in chapter 1 of the Story of Us

Zeta Reality presents us with a Groundhog Day AU we (read: I) never knew I needed. And it actually might be my personal favourite alternate reality.

The storyline follows Regina, newly with all her memories, trapped in a Groundhog Day kind of situation where she has to relive the day she met Emma for the first time, only this time it’s more heartbreaking for her because the Emma arriving with Henry from Boston every evening is actually her time travelling wife who disappears after sharing a true love’s kiss with Regina.

Emma and Regina aren’t the only couple we’re all rooting for (pun intended) as Root and Shaw finally get together in this reality too.

So let’s look at Regina’s attempts at breaking the cycle.

Attempt No. 1

As with every endlessly repeating cycle, the first one or two repeats the protagonist doesn’t usually immediately assume that they’re stuck in a loop. The same naturally happens to Regina too, so the first repeat can be hardly even counted as an attempt at breaking the cycle.

Attempt No. 2

Regina goes to Sister Astrid/Nova/Root to ask for help, as she understands that Root has been helping her and Emma through the realities. Root also tells her that she has just the one day that keeps repeating itself to make Emma fall in love with her.

And so Regina and Root don’t waste any time and go to Boston, where Emma tries to steal a dress in a store and gets caught by Walsh. Fortunately, Regina shows up just in time to save the day, however, she lets herself slip when Emma asks her whether she’s married. Emma walks away and Regina, sad, returns home.

Attempt No. 3

Determined to redo her last attempt at wooing Emma, Regina (with Root) once again travels to Boston. 

This time, Regina preventively knocks Walsh out and tries the “Indecent Proposal” approach, but when that does not work on Emma at all, she eventually opts for telling Emma how she sees her and that she reminds her of her best friend.

Attempt No. 4

Any further development in their romance is, however, prevented by Walsh who called for backup in the form of the police. Seeing Emma and Regina get arrested, Root and Shaw try to break them free - unsuccessfully.

This time, Regina approaches the issue at hand like the nerd she is - by gathering information. After all, it’s not an easy task to make someone fall in love with you in a day, even if the person IS your true love.

So, Regina asks Ingrid how to approach Emma in this phase of her life - her walls as high as they can be. Then she tells Rumple where he can find Neal AND Belle (kinda sweet of her).

The last person Regina asks for intel is Emma herself - only the “future” version of her, who shares a TLK with Regina every evening. “Future” Emma not only gives Regina advice but also takes her to the “past” Emma’s apartment where they... make most of the time they’ve got before Henry arrives. Then the whole family travels back to Storybrooke.

 Attempt No. 5

Regina’s happy bubble about finally knowing how to approach Emma is burst by Rumple who warns her she’s running out of time and attempts.

In her last attempt, Regina changes the tactic and lets Emma come to her instead (well, as much as that counts when Regina needs to go to Boston ;)), and so Emma saves her from getting run over by a car, then being the knight in the shining armour even takes Regina to a doctor.

Regina then offers to make Emma believe in magic, and though sceptical, Emma agrees. Their first stop is a planetarium, where Emma starts having flashbacks of her other selves’ memories also finds the magic compass in her pocket, but decides it doesn’t mean anything.

Emma in turn takes Regina to a karaoke bar, where Regina’s singing triggers another wave of flashbacks leading to a fiery make-out session which is, however, broken by Emma running away, scared of what might be - the SPARKS, these two could start a fire everywhere BUT Emma’s walls are still much too high for Regina to take them down in just a couple of hours. So, Regina leaves, heartbroken but knowing she couldn’t do much more.

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Unexpectedly, to say the least, Emma comes home to Regina, having remembered everything thanks to a copy of the Storybook her future self left in her apartment, and the two of them fix the last reality in the most perfect way possible - by making love by the fireplace in Regina’s study.

Alright everyone, this has been so much fun! Hope you’ve all enjoyed Into the Story-Verse as much as we did, thank you once again to @swanqueeneverafter​.

Happy Holidays! ❤

[theboysfcrged]

Amazon’s The Boys S01E01 

A multi-billion dollar global industry supported by corporate lobbyists and politicians on both sides.

A world without crime, with liberty and justice for all, that’s within our reach, thanks to the 200-plu Superheroes in the Vought Family.

And look, I know that you’re powerful. I get it. Your powers are no joke.

And now I just feel sick. Partly because I did it, but… mostly because… …turns out I’m not who I thought I was.

And then you know what happens? All your dreams come true.

But if you knew half the shit they get up to… Ooh… Fuckin’ diabolical.

Can I… can I get a selfie?

Despite your best efforts, I’m actually still hungry. I’m actually more hungry now.

Do you think I'm a fucking idiot?

Fuck A-Train. Fuck A-Train. Fuck-fuck The Seven. Fuck all... Seven.

Goes to show you, doesn’t it? The bollocks people will believe if you get them scared enough.

Hi. I’d like to make an appointment for you to come over and… lay some cable.

I appreciate the apology. Accidents happen, right?  After all, I mean, you were saving the world.

I appreciate you coming on the show, my man. I love you.

I bet growing up you had a poster of Homelander on your wall, huh?

I had a whole welcome speech planned.

I know, I know, it’s a tough swallow. But we both know that your city needs a hero.

I mean, why would you get into this business if not to save the world?

I really need to talk to you about something.

I was born Super-Abled. Uh, my mom was thrilled. She took me to all the little miss hero pageants, but I hated it. Ugh, I mean, I can still… smell the hairspray.

If you want to know the truth, I actually had a poster of you.

If you’re negative, negative things happen to you.

It happens a lot more than you think.

I’m gonna take that son of a bitch’s head clean off his body.

Just quit being a cunt. That’s what I’m saying.

Just think of all those kids. I mean, the kids. Those kids who look up to you, they’d just be shattered. I mean, th-that’s not what you really want, right?

Just ‘cause you fall on your ass doesn’t mean you have to stay there.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is without a doubt a good time to be in the Superhero business.

Like you’re starring in a porn version of The Matrix.

Movie tickets, merchandising, theme parks, video games.

Oh, honey. Who else would they be here for?

Or… you could take the blue pill.  Or is it the red pill? Anyway, take the other pill and quit being a cunt.

Please. Invisible Force 1 was lame. I’m all about Rising Tide.

See, people love that cozy feeling that Supes give them. Some golden cunt to swoop out of the sky and save the day so you don’t got to do it yourself.

Since when did “hopeful” and “naive” become the same thing?

Supes are like cops. They can’t be charged for damages while they’re on the job.

Supes lose hundreds of people each year to collateral damage.

Take it easy. Settle down. We’re just, we’re just talking.

Thank you so much. As you know, a crimefighter's work is never done.

The branding opportunities are limitless.

They sell a billion dollars worth of that shit worldwide.

Th… I’ve… Hold on, can you just… can you repeat it again?  Just a little bit slower? Because I…

Uh, but……at the Q and A, they always asked me what my wish was, and I always said, “to save the world.” And the judges just chuckled like it was cute. But it wasn’t a joke to me.

Uh, thank you for an extremely weird conversation, but, uh, I don’t want to go to a second location with you.

Um, that doesn’t mean what you think it means.

Until the Deep makes a shark bite Translucent’s dick off.

We're both in a shitload of trouble.

We're The Seven, Earth's most mighty, champions of the innocent, motherfucker!

Well, I don’t know, whatever dodgy shit he was up to that night.

Well, I-I felt like a fraud. Yeah. But the good news is, everybody feels that way.

Well, well, well, if it ain't the invisible cunt.

What was I supposed to do, kick his door down?

Would've taken me forever to work that one out. Good job.

Yeah, I mean, but I-I can...I can help with other stuff, you know?

Yeah, look, son, I, uh...I think it's best that I take it from here. You know what I mean?

Yeah, that’s why we love you.

You pussy, I followed you from the fucking Tower.

You should turn away from the camera, and you should close your eyes, or else I’ll blind you.

[tv-moments]

The Gentlemen

Season 1, “Refined Aggression”

Director: Guy Ritchie

DoP: Ed Wild

[pineysathome]

Let's not talk about guns.  Because if you do, technically, I have to write a police report, and technically, they have to file that with the FBI, and technically, you'll be on a watch list. But I support all of our amendments, especially your right to not be late for third period!  Gentlemen...

Michael Burr (Matthew Broderick) Daybreak S01E01 (Josh vs The Apocalypse Part 1)

[scotchymemes]

I Medici S01E01 Sentence Starters

We can’t grieve this man! We should celebrate! If it’s to do with this family, (...), it’s very much of my concern. Power breeds enemies. Perception is power. Alerting his killer will only make him harder to catch. Strange that you would ask me to meet here. Stop making a spectacle out of yourself with those tears. (...) would want you to be strong. One day, and he already neglects his family. You vanished for hours. There’s always been a distance between us, (...). It would be enough to break another man. It was folly. Their ambition exceeded their ability. When I die, it will be up to my sons and their sons’ sons to realize those dreams. I believe it’s pronounced “lobbying”. You’re not seriously considering giving money to a pirate. It is sometimes necessary to do some bad to achieve a much greater good. He wants to pit us against each other. Oh, the suspense is killing me. You are cheating! He may be gone, but what he stood for cannot be destroyed. Is it true there will be war? The sooner we can leave this stinkhole, the better. That’s a mouthful. It seems the only artists who have something to teach me died a thousand years ago. I hope you didn’t mind me staring. There’s more to life than money, you know. Beauty doesn’t matter without food in your stomach. How dare you presume we are all as corrupt as you are? We don’t have a choice. Neither of us do. How will you vote? (...) would’ve gone along to get along. For 100 Florins, my lips are sealed forever. You’ve done more than serve, (...). You’ve been like a brother. Frighten him, (...). Nothing more. I was afraid you’d left. I don’t want you to leave, ever again. Do you understand? You’re a dreamer, (...). How did you manage that? There’s no money left to bribe him with! Go, or I will have you thrown out. Guards! I don’t need gold, I need paper. You should feel proud. We’re in a new age with a new generation of men who understand the truth, that war is wrong! Gentlemen don’t hold pens, we wield swords! There’s always a choice. There’s always a choice. I made mine years ago.

[editfandom]

Susie Glass - The Gentlemen, S01E01

[quotesfrombooksandstuff]

JFSP - Ghosts

Never think that we are alone, ladies and gentlemen, for tonight you have heard proof positive that this world of ours is also walked... by goats!

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John Finnemore; John Finnemore; John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme; S01E01; Since You Ask Me

[failureofmylife]

I just

rewatched episode s01e01 of “New Tricks” and I really like some things about this series. People are people. The boss is a lady who was in her late 40s at the time this was recorded, her colleagues are a decade (or considerably more) older and they are definitely not the “drive through a stack of cardboard boxes” kind of cops, but they used to be. It’s all about trying to fit in with the new kind of policing where it is frowned upon to hit suspects with a telephone directory.*

Anyway at the end of the pilot episode there is a mini-riot and Sandra Pullman - the boss - starts punching out people in the chaos. And it’s really hulk-style haymakers too, not fancy judo moves. One of the elderly gentlemen points out that “she is making me very excited”. When was the last time you saw or heard a tv cop say a woman in the late 40s was in any way attractive? Even if he did not mean it in a sexual way it still is valid; ladies over 30 are non-entities in most series. Not here.

One of the old pensioned-and-reactivated cops has a non-specified mental problem. One has a career that is basically a wall-to-wall black mark. They are people, not supermen. I have rarely seen detectives humanized like this. * Honorable mention to the french cop movie where the chief detective hit a suspect with a telephone book and told him the next smack would be with a minitel. Old bastards will understand.

[captainsounddisaster]

It's almost 3 in the morning and I'm watching Criminal Minds so y'all get to suffer with me

First of all (it's s01e01 if someone is wondering)

Nice way of catching victims, car looks cool and it makes sense

Up to the point where she gets into the car again??? Like girl why

Also you're telling me she knows about cars but when she realises she's being kidnapped she doesn't do anything? Just sits there and tries to open the door once so the killer hits her and that's it

Like I don't know shit but I'd probably be trying to get the car to reverse

Second of all

Wow normally in TV I see season 5 so all characters are like babies

Also who the fuck is this professor guy

Cause I don't remember him

A QUOTE

WE OFFICIALLY STARTED THE EPISODE

Wait there's only 4 of them?

Where's JJ? Where is everybody?

Wow that's some effed up shit right there

Aaaaand my player crashed

Of course

~~~~funky interlude~~~~

We're back

dOcToR rEiD

I dunno what's happening

Are there 2 cases or one

YoUtHoUl ArRoGaNcE

179 iq sure buddy

Oooooooooh dogs. Actually one dog. Bummer

Spinney chairrrrr

We're 12 min in why we already half-way thru the case. We got time gentlemen

Oh no it's gonna be wrooong cause he's got proooooobleeeeeeems

Or is it???

Oh hey it's that guy from Supernatural

Gavin? Maybe?

Why we already arresting people it's bEeN 16 MINUTES

OUT OF 40

"We missed something" yeah maybe just about everything

Hahahahahahahaha they fucked up the password and now can't check the laptop

"extreme aggresor" you might be pretty but I'm not sure you got that from a chinese board game

Wait

It's not the guy from Supernatural

Also I think I remember the Prof guy

No

That's another one

We're halfway throughhhhhhhhhhhh PRAISE THE SUN

"think I can't do the job?" from my perspective yes

Ohh nooo

There's 2 of them

Woooooow

Oh you bastards you're manipulating the grandma

Why

Yey they found the second killer

Still can't access the laptop tho

HoW mAnY qUoTeS aRe tHeRe

It crashed again

We're at 25:50

I'm going to sleep