#The Gaurdians of the Galaxy

[thebadbatchfan]

spot the difference

[marvel-payformytherapy]

Steve Rogers: "I can do this all day."

Tony Stark: "Yeah, well, I can't. I have a dinner reservation at 7."

[wolfstardaughter-jj]

Sirius: we rock paper scissors on what movie to watch.

James: alright then

James and Sirius: rock paper scissors

Sirius: ✂️

James: 🪨

James: alright, guardians of the galaxy three it is.

Sirius: what? No, I won.

James: what? How's that possible. Rock beats scissors.

Sirius: no scissors beats rock.

James: how?

Sirius: the rock sharpens the scissors.

James: that- that's not how it works.

Sirius: then tell me.

James: scissors beats paper, paper beat rock and rock beats scissors.

Sirius: what? No, the paper is weaker than both, it would dissolve in water-

James: water? Since when was water in this?

Sirius, not listening: and the rock, well if you hit it hard enough it would break in half and it would sink in the water.

James: you're telling me the scissors are indestructible? How about the rust it would get if it was in water?

Sirius: ...

James: where the fuck did you learn rock paper scissors ?

Sirius: Bellatrix....

James: of course you did

[beautifulpeoplearoundtheworld]

[imomnba-x07]

GOTG 3 SPOILERS

Do you think Rocket purposefully speaks the way he does now as a form of rebellion because the High Evolutionary would always correct his improper English? Do you think he uses language as a form of control now? Language was the only good tool the High Evolutionary gave him to use and by using “improper grammar” Rocket feels he has control and freedom over how he chooses to speak? DO YOU THINK-

[rayalltheway]

They’re gonna fly away together

For Batch 89

[morgcn]

Dating Will - Headcanons

i’m sure there’s so many more but here’s these ones. i’d love to know how you guys think will is in a relationship

requests and asks open :)

You often go out to eat, the big idiot loves eating

Walking on the outside of the sidewalk

Will is very much a cat person

Going on fancy dates

Big on PDA, doesn’t care who’s watching or where you are

PDA paparazzi pictures getting released all the time

The two of you crying over movies together

Facetiming when either of you are away

Him calling you love, darling, etc.

Surprises you with starbucks in the morning

Definitely the boyfriend that’s always asking if you’ve eaten

Will likes to talk about the future a lot. about your kids and your wedding and the house you’ll live in

Will isn’t the jealous type, he trusts you and knows you wouldn’t entertain a guy that was very obviously flirting with you

Going on walks especially when it’s raining, which happens quite a lot since you stay with him in london

He holds the umbrella for the two of you

You hold onto his arm when you walk with him a lot

He’s busy a lot but will always make time for you no matter what

He’s basically your biggest fan

Most respectful gentleman alive

Always walks ahead and opens the door for you

Never let’s you carry your own bags at hotels or airports. ever.

Always is the one to put the groceries in the car

Definitely a flower boyfriend. every 4 or so days he gets you a fresh bouquet of flowers to put on the counter. you adore the gesture.

Even when he’s away he arranges for flowers to still be sent to you

Will is very good at making you feel special, like you’re the only person in the world

Will cooking you breakfast a lot

Will obviously loves sweets. cake, candy, junk food, all of it. And so do you

Hates seeing you upset to the point that it basically ruins his day

Won’t drink that much if you’re drinking so he can get you home safe

Not one of those weird boyfriends that polices what you wear

Will actually encourage you to wear the more revealing outfit of the ones you ask him to choose from

Whispering in your ear when you’re out

“You look good”

Will’s love language is touch

He’s extremely touchy

He can’t help himself

Very open with talking to you about his mental health and how he’s feeling. being in touch with his emotions is likely a factor that keeps your relationship healthy

Very emotionally intelligent

Loves seeing you in his clothes. loves it. One of his favorite things

Comforting Will when his anxiety is especially bad

You barely argue but when you do it makes him very upset

He’ll sit in silence after a while of arguing

He doesn’t want to keep going with it, making it worse

Can’t stand when the two of you aren’t on good terms

Gym buddies

Keeping a watchful eye out for you when you’re at the gym

Creeps sending his blood pressure through the roof

Him watching as men try to help you and you turning them away

[callmecrazy4u2]

HSR Men References: Boothill= Cowboy Bebop+JoJo + Guardian of the galaxy + cyborg hero Genos from one piece = hawt galactic cowboy bounty hunter !

boothiil cyborg bounty hunter cowboy vs genos cyborg hero one punch man

also boot hill actually a gravesite for cowboys lol or a ghost gues lovers must make their pilgrimage there & offer soulglad lol

Him showing up instead of at a gravesite or vice versa....damn hope they not alluding he dies....

& a beer not wonder he likes to drink :D

Guardian of the galaxy: Boothill galactic bounty hunter & Ravager funeral esque calling on all rangers! blowin that whistle in penacony like his life depends on it!

remember boothill calling the rangers over during his shooting pole dance?

Cyborg raccon? like trash raccon reappera

Ratios justa. Referance to omg so much stuff mostly JoJo but god aritotle & idol anime?

& Aventurine joins the crew with his chest hole

gues this be the team i running

[pixie-000]

grabby hands

cg! peter quill x little!female!reader

summary, y/n is a grabby little and always has her hands on something and peter is trying his hardest to make sure she doesn’t get hurt

warnings!! use of dada,daddy,princess,baby,little one baby paci’s,toys,sippy cups, slight mentions of injury

(not a request but there’s like no peter quill as a cg so i must write it myself)

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peter and everyone else knew that you loved to touch and grab you loved to pull aswell it was cute at first but could turn very hectic quickly

it was very normal for you to grab at shirts jackets even hair of everyone on board especially your daddy’s hair it made you very happy

this whole incident started when peter and rocket stared to argue with each other and had completely forgotten the weapons they left out everywhere

and then you, the grabby adventurist little who had no concept of how much the weapons could hurt you

luckily gamora was with you and as you reached out for the weapons she snatched them away quickly in the blink of an eye

she sighed as you started crying loudly not knowing other ways to express how your were frustrated

in that moment both peter and rocket looked over peter immediately scooped you up holding you not knowing what was wrong

gamora sighed again, “baby i know you didn’t mean any harm but the weapons are dangerous” she paused and looked up at peter, “i don’t know why daddy left them in arms reach…” she said through gritted teeth

peter looked down at me than over to the weapons, “princess don’t cry i can’t have you running around with those…” he said softly rubbing your back

your crying slowed as your daddy comforted you, you stopped caring about the weapons when he took you away from the situation

he sat you down with your small collection of toys that had a fake gun in it because you had always been interested in his weapons

peter smiled at his little who’s now calmed down he goes and finds your pacifier and sippy cup knowing it’s probably time for a nap by now

he came back to where you were playing you rubbed your eyes with a whine, “dada i no wanna a nap.” you protested, but he knew you were close to falling asleep

with a sigh peter picked you up he sat down with you in his lap for a while he held up your sippy cup while you drank from it but after you finished he slipped your paci into your mouth cooing “it’s okay little one…” as you fell asleep

after he laid you down he then noticed drax with groot on his shoulder, “shes so adorable.” he said looking over at peter

“don’t mess with her either of you she just went down for a nap…” he said patting drax on the shoulder with a sigh and small smile

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(you made it yayyy!! have a juice box 🧃)

request are open!!

and as always i don’t consent to nsfw interactions

[itzjulianajj]

He finally got the arm y’all! 😆🥳

Nebula really went to earth to steal a semi-stable 106 year old’s prosthetic arm.

A few days before:

Nebula, chasing Bucky around the boat: GIVE ME YOUR ARM BARNES

Bucky, frantically running around the boat: NO WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED IT

Nebula: FOR THE RACCOONS CHRISTMAS PRESENT!

Sam, eating popcorn: Punch his shoulder a few times, it’ll fall right off.

Bucky, being punched repeatedly by Nebula: SAM!

[marzipanxx]

hello fictional men i have imprinted onto as my father figure. and ones i find hot. im not saying which.

[writings-of-a-demigod]

Three weeks ago

You walked into the room “Hey guys I got this game wanna try it out?” You held the game in your hand showing them.

Both Rocket and Groot looked at you and the game you were showing.

“Yeah” Rocket shrugged “sure let’s give it a try”

“I am Groot”

Today

Peter made his way to the dinning area when he slipped on an energy drink that fell on the ground “Seriously?” he knew exactly who to blame over this. He stood up and picked up the can and that’s when he heard it.

“ROCKET I NEED YOU ON MY SIX!!!” You yelled loudly from your room.

“I’M BUSY, COVER YOUR OWN ASS!” Rocket yelled back from his corner in the ship.

He saw Groot sneaking into the cabinet to get some chips and tried to run away to your room, that’s when he caught him.

“What do you think you’re doing?” he asked him, shaking his head and poor Groot looked like he was a deer caught in the headlights.

“I am Groot” he tried to answer.

“Yeah yeah I know” he was still holding him in one hand and the chips in the other.

“Y/N, ROCKET MEETING RIGHT NOW!!!” He yelled.

“NOT NOW!” you both replied at the same time.

Peter had had enough of this and he just went and disabled the connection so you two can’t play anymore, it took you and Rocket 20 seconds to know what happened and came charging at Peter.

“WHAT THE HELL PETER?!” you were mad but damn Rocket was about to claw Peter’s eyes out.

“Okay you two need to quite this!” oh he was mad “You have been playing the game for three weeks THREE WEEKS! Unless you stop this madness I’m gonna take the game away.” He threatened and he thought it was going to work.

You and Rocket were looking at him shocked the entire time when he finished you looked at each other then back at him.

“And how the hell do you think you’re going to do that?” You asked.

“Yeah you try laying a finger on my game and I will blow your head off” Rocket threated back.

You made it back to your room and Rocket to his corner for another game, while Peter stood there with his mouth hung open “What the hell just happened?” he whispered to himself.

A/n: This is requested by @itsscromp thank you I had fun writing this and the game I had in mind was 'call of duty'. Also I'm so into it right now it's insane how obsessed I am with that game.

[apolloissobbing]

You know who really haunts the narrative? Meredith Quill. Not only is her death pivotal in both movies but she also influences a lot of Peter Quill's decisions and motivations.

[marvel-payformytherapy]

Tony Stark: "I'm sorry I dragged you into this, kid."

Peter Parker: "It's okay, Mr. Stark. I always wanted to be part of something bigger."

Tony Stark: "Great. Now, hold this bomb for me."

Peter Parker: "Wait, what?!"

[afro-hispwriter]

what was the name of Adams little pet? I don’t remember hearing it if it had one or is he just free to name?