#The Formulas of Death
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The dead shall dance as I lead them on The dead shall dance if you sing their songs In death - my path is sealed I'll sing for death when my soul is freed Spirits from the other side Hollows in the tides of time
The Formulas Of Death (1st March 2013)
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War is Over || F1/F2
type :: fluff
tw/cw :: none
contains :: carlos, charles, lando, oscar, max, ollie, paul, pepe
summary :: the 2024 is finally over, which means they get to come home and finally relax with you
xmas celly here! || f1 masterlist || f2 masterlist
Carlos Sainz | 55
Skiing sounded terrifying for you. The risk of injury, the freezing cold, not being to control your movements, all of it seemed so scary. But Carlos peer-pressured you into it, which you couldn't be more grateful for. Although he's already experienced, almost at a pro's level, he still waited for you and taught you everything he knew.
There was no embarrassment in it either. He was so gentle and understanding when teaching you, always holding your hand, tucking your hair back into your cap, and cleaning your visor. It was hours filled with giggling at your mistakes and Carlo's poorly worded explanations.
But in the end, you managed to get the hang of it slightly, only doing small ramps and gliding around. He's never been prouder. He starts filming you like a facebook mom and he WILL 100% post it on his story.
Charles Leclerc | 16
Being so busy with driving makes him unable to do what he really loves, which is piano. So once it's Christmas time, he has get back his skills. But even though piano is usually played solo, he always tries to add you into it.
Either by letting you sit right next to him and sing the lyrics. Or letting you play the right-hand notes while he does the left-hand notes. He's very passionate about his music, always going into long rants about the musical choices he made and his biggest inspirations.
You can't help but just admire his nerdy-ness. It's so fun to hear the calming piano and his long rants, which helps you sleep. Which he doesn't even get mad at, instead he just drapes a blanket over you and continues playing.
Lando Norris | 04
Winter isn't something Lando wants to experience often. Of course, he loves to go snowboarding or watching the snow fall, but his comfort comes from the sun. So when the season ends, he's instantly telling you to pack your bags and prepare for an Australian "winter".
Which is perfect, since that's Oscar's hometown. So now you're stuck in Australia with your dumb ahh boyfriend and Lily's not-as-dumb-boyfriend. But you don't mind, it's great to get a bunch of double date time, discuss the grid drama, and more. Lily is basically your sister, you're almost more excited to see her than you are to see Lando.
But of course, he'll go back home to London with you so you can meet his family and have the true winter experience. He'll play in the snow, make an unbelievably disproportionate snowman, and possibly,,, just maybe,,, make a drawing in the snow with pee...
Oscar Piastri | 81
Christmas time means it's time for him to be his real self: a professional bed-rotter. Going out is so tiring for him, and he's sick of it. So prepare for weeks on end of just staying indoors, cuddling, ordering take out, and debating over movies.
Even though you're staying indoors mostly, it's never boring with him. Mainly because he has awful movie opinions. For example, he watched "Home Alone" with you, only to root for the kidnappers to take Kevin... Or when he was rooting for Voldemort to kill Harry just to thicken the plot.
Truly awful ideas, but you love debating them and hearing his logic behind it. Despite being drama free on the grid, he can't help but love the drama on screen. So, once you're done with every Christmas movie: it's time for Love is Blind, Love Island, and more shitty TV shows with even more shitty opinions.
Max Verstappen | 01
Racing was fun for Max, of course it is. But so is just staying home and being able to be a normal person. He really enjoys having time to himself just to think and enjoy the peace and quiet before he's forced to be back into a world filled with cameras, mics, and more.
So you two just do domestic tasks. Like grocery shopping, picking Christmas gifts, cooking together, and more. It's simple, but he loves it to death. There's been so many times throughout the season where he just wanted to call in sick so he could do something chill with you.
The only con is that he's an awful cook... And awful for grocery shopping... And he's not up to date with the kids,,, and picks the most awful gifts...
But thank god you're there to help! You'll be there to laugh at his stupid mistakes and help him do better, which he loves.
Oliver Bearman | 87
Family is one of the most important things to Ollie. He's who he is because of his family, so be prepared to be with his family almost every single week. Although it was scary at first, his family greeted you with open arms.
His sister loves you and gets to be girly with you. You go shopping with her and talk about the gossip at her school. His brother and you both team up to bully Ollie and prank him. His mom is so sweet and always treats you like her own daughter, giving you the best dinners and gifts. And his dad is so caring towards you, being more protective of you than Ollie.
It makes Ollie start to feel like HE'S the in-law instead of you. But he never complains, instead he's so grateful to have you. He couldn't ask for anyone better.
Paul Aron | 17 <3
You know those dumbass shirts at Walmart that say "Eat, Game, Sleep, Repeat"? That's the exact moto Paul lives by, but except it's training instead of gaming. Which means he's never had the chance to be able to fully relax. Even during summer vacation, he would sneak away to go to the gym or even fucking sneak a hand-grip onto the plane. This man is ADDICTED.
So you help him calm down, which is very needed. You take him to do all the fun stuff that he should be doing. But you know he's very concerned for losing his abs and muscles, so you make sure to make it a physical activity.
This means going to ice rinks, walking for miles in winter-themed towns, and even trying most aggressive ice sports. Things like skiing, snowboarding, and even hockey. Although you're not good at all of them, Paul is there to help.
Despite him just starting these sports too, he's already a pro at it. So now it's a time filled with giggles and laughs as you try all of these new activities together.
Pepe Marti | 21
It's well known by everyone that Pepe is one of the very few drivers in university. So this winter break is used by him to not only study, but also catch up with friends. You and him get to experience and cozy winter, filled with cuddling, procrastinating on homework, and hanging out with friends.
You hangout with not only his university but of course, the trio. Christian and Sebastian are so fun to hang around with and they're super sweet to you. It's as if they're your brothers who annoy the shit out of and Pepe.
100% Chris is the oldest sibling, Pepe is a middle child, and Sebs is the annoying youngest. You guys all mess around by playing stupid games, screaming karaoke, riding carts in Target, and more. Just a true college experience with the nicest people ever.
xmas celly here! || f1 masterlist || f2 masterlist
#f1#f2#f1 x reader#f2 x reader#formula 1#formula 2#carlos sainz x reader#charles leclerc x reader#lando norris x reader#oscar piastri x reader#max verstappen x reader#ollie bearman x reader#paul aron x reader#pepe marti x reader#xmas celly!#christmas#formula reserve drivers#cause lwk idk what to tag paul as...#but love him to death anywayssss
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Director's cut of Pu-on Tim's The Boy in the Iceberg before Zuko banned the play indefinitely
#katara: i can't believe they would mock the death of yue like that!#sokka: I can't believe they don't think i know what the quadratic formula is#zuko: what's the quadratic formula#avatar the last airbender#atla#baked bean originals#sokka#yue
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badtober 2/3
#flesh.png#formula 1#f1#art#traditional art#badtober 2024#sketchbook#death stranding#red dead redemption 2#micah bell#arthur morgan#fernando alonso
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imagine if your ENTIRE WORKPLACE gets an email ACCUSING you of SLEEPING WITH YOUR BOSS and PLOTTING TO MURDER YOUR COWORKER and then THREATENING TO HURT YOU because you OVERTOOK HIM in A RACE which is your JOB.
believing this email shows your lack of media literacy and...making your shitty jokes in the tags of serious posts about this on-going and serious incident shows you don't even see f1 drivers as human beings anymore, you see them as characters on your favourite tv show. gross.
#f1#formula 1#george russell#i hope that person and anyone else who made death threats gets sued into the oblivion
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Sebastian Vettel did not fuck half the grid while wearing a wedding ring on his finger for yall to say that Lestappen is over now that Max has a kid
#formula 1#formula one#f1#lestappen#charles leclerc#max verstappen#mv33#cl16#rpf#sebastian vettel#im just saying#Twitter would hate this#I would be crucified#stoned to death#in the town square#but my point still stands
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Lando Norris as Death:
The Death card is a symbol of endings, rebirth, and transition. The thirteenth card of the major arcana comes at the end of one life phase and marks the beginning of another. This is a time of meaningful transformation.
This card also encourages you to welcome the emerging change with open arms and an open heart. As you move forward, do so with hope and trust. Trust in the wisdom of life’s cycles, knowing that even as one door closes, another opens, and the next phase holds the promise of new experiences, growth, and opportunities. Embrace the transformation, for it is through these cycles that we truly come alive.
Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls
#erm#this is awkward#I am for sure gonna get in trouble for this on Instagram#but like…#it’s his card???#he is the driver that’s gone through the biggest transformation this year#like 100%#i literally assigned him this card the day after Miami#he’s been reborn as a race winner or whatever#ALSO#this is a positive card#and one of my favorites#f1#formula 1#f1blr#f1 fanart#formula one#f1 art#annie’s art#formula one fanart#formula 1 fanart#formulanni#lando norris fanart#ln4#lando norris#lando norris 4#f1 tarot#death tarot
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#f1#george russell#he was maybe on the verge of death that weekend#f1 memes#f1 text posts#singapore gp 2024#formula 1#formula one#gr63#f1 meme#f1 textposts
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Watched Death Race 2000 and now I have a racing au in the works 🕴️BUT I MEAN ITS BEEN COMING
Part 2
#THIS IS MORE BASED OFF OF NORMAL RACES LIKE#FORMula 1 and others#death race was just the final straw bc of Sylvester Stallone…. HELP#I need to consume more content about the racing but now that I have this out of my system#time to finish a commission#hetalia#aph romano#aph south italy#hws romano#hws south italy#aph veneziano#aph north italy#hws veneziano#hws north italy#hws italy#hws itabros#aph spain#hws spain#aph germany#hws germany#spamano#I think you can tell that Romano and Feli are Ferrari#Ludwig is Mercedes#and Antonio is Red Bull LMAO#formula 1 au
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funny how most max fans are like “yeah, i like lando again” proving that they never hated him for being “arrogant” but because he was challenging their fav driver.
#lando norris#ln4#f1#formula 1#formula one#this isn’t anything against max#this is against his fans#i don’t have issues with any of the drivers#except charles now#but i do have issues with all of their fans#and how they treat other people#and this includes lando fans as well#because not all of us#have refrained from sending death threats to other drivers
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alex to mercedes this alex to rbr that why not alex to p1 in a williams you COWARDS
#alex albon#both options are career death sentences atp PLEASE where is the common sense#STOP wishing for his downfall please#f1#formula 1
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someone probably said this before but another one of the very many reasons i‘ll never be normal about brocedes is that nico still supports lewis. like after all this. without a thought he still goes all in for him.
in saudi '22 after he already lost the wdc but nico still had faith about him winning the last race. this year in china when mercedes was still bad he still defended him and every other time he is commentating he wants him to do good. sometimes he is criticizing or offering advice almost but he is never mean about it.
his relationship with lewis going bad, turning into a pretty toxic rivalry (think about the strictly separate garages bc they were worried the other one would sabotage them) was one of the reasons he quit the sport (both weren‘t saints we know that so no one sided blame here).
so it would be so easy to be so petty on the literal international sports broadcast (we know he has no problem being a little sassy), making snide remarks whenever he can, being overall much more of a critic or even having a little schadenfreude when the mercedes stopped being the dominant car. but he doesn‘t do any of that. he still supports him. positive comments, defending him to other commentators and all
-just their whole dynamic is so wild. take any little details away & it would be so much less appealing. the wink after the silverstone interview,the yes, and teammate, the being unable to say each others name for years. all that is just insane
but after all it’s still watching the stars in greece. the war of the silver arrows. everything but a lover, in my heart he‘s still my best friend & nico still suppprts lewis
#death taxes and me not being normal about them#but neither are they#cringeeee but it had to be said#truly things they write books about#the f1 movie could neverrr#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#brocedes#f1#formula one#formula 1
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"Charles, why is your hand in there?" What's in the box? with Charles and Carlos 📹 arianabravo_
#'charles why is your hand in there' he wanted to hold hands#of course carlos ate the doughnut even after charles squeezed it to death#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#carlos sainz jr#f1#formula 1#mypost#british gp 2024#fan zone#what's in the box#charlos#1655
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The main characters of the race: Alex's mirror, Valtteri Bottas, the safety car, stupid time penalties, poor work of the stewards, supportive husband Max, Zhou Guanyu and his first points for Sauber
#f1#formula 1#qatar gp 2024#it was complete chaos#half brother of the Brazilian Grand Prix: the Qatar Grand Prix#lestappen#valtteri bottas#alex albon#zhou guanyu#supportive husband max#and yet I feel sorry for Lando#I salute those who died a heroic death for today's podium
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Time to over-analyze things with limited canonical information just because. Here are some of the reasons why Qing Jing may have been a hindrance to Shen Jiu's emotional development and solidified his corruption arc>>
Qing Jing was like the perfect peak to let all his mental wounds fester if you think about it.
Shen Jiu acting like nobility or an educated young master (as most disciples of Qing Jing are) is purely a coping mechanism. It literally screams masking! While the exact circumstances of how he got chosen for Qing Jing is unknown, we can assume he didn't have a choice since most disciples typically just follow their new master to wherever they take them from the selection grounds (with the exception of Bai Zhan lol). He was most likely hoisted onto the Qing Jing peak lord, as no master would've wanted him because of his fucked up meridians and late age. They acquiesced to take him anyway coz of Yue Qingyuan's/the sect leader's insistance. And because it's Shen Jiu, he would naturally do whatever it took to get to the top, and if he started acting like the very sort of people he hates, then so be it.
You can imagine how disastrous imitating his abusers is going to be (he's imitating noblemen in general, but he's definitely taking the Qiu's as a primary example). Shen Jiu clearly is trying to remove and forget everything about his past, and even accepts the rumours of him being a spoiled young master to cast away suspicion. He is coping hard. Not to mention, he was named QingQIU when he became Qing Jing's succeeding disciple. Listen I don't care if it was a bad coincidence or not but that doesn't endear me to Shen Jiu's shizun in the slightest (I'm only talking abt SJ's shizun in canon, not fics, the fics are great. But it's more than likely that SJ's shizun was negligent or abusive as well. Here's why I think that). Between all of this, there's no way he's processing any of that trauma when he's constantly forced to remember all of it. No wonder he slipped into the abuser role easily since he's literally out here actually being made to copy their behavior.
Qing Jing and even the rest of Cang Qiong were always hostile to Shen Jiu, even in his discipleship. These ppl went out of their way to run interventions on Shen Jiu when he's minding his own business. Yes I'm talking abt the whole brothel thing. There were doubtlessly so many disciples who went for the very reasons Shen Jiu was assumed of going for, so why is he the only one getting shit for it? Not only was going to brothels not even a crime worthy of conviction, it was even normalized to an extent. And it would've been so easy to figure out if he really was going for anything "lecherous" by just asking the women there. The fact that, that whole ordeal was never cleared up just shows they didn't actually care about the women or what he was supposedly doing to them. They only cared because it was Shen Jiu who was involved.
Shen Jiu being on any other peak would change things for sure even if it's marginally. Its probably just wistful thinking, but I know at least half of those peaks, even the fanon ones, would be better than Qing Jing at any rate. Again, Shen Jiu would claw his way up and try to succeed any way he can, so if he were put on another peak that would be a somewhat healthy environment for him, he would do well, regardless of the peak. Him doing well on Qing Jing doesn't mean anything other than showing off his awesome(horrible and problematic) coping skills. So really, I can't help but think Qing Jing wasn't a good fit for him, especially with Shen Jiu's specific brand of trauma.
I did a pole once asking if Shen Jiu would've done better on another peak, or if they were just curious to see him anywhere else, and I'm not surprised that the most voted for peak was Yin Hui, the fanon peak for espionage and assassins. Now I'm going to go another tangent why Yin Hui would be good for him later.
#shen jiu#original shen qingqiu#og shen qingqiu#scumbag self saving system#svsss#mxtx svsss#take my opinion with a grain of salt im just saying stuff#qing jing peak#cang qiong mountain sect#i want him on yin hui#for reasons#like imagine if his shizun on yin hui just gave him blanket permission to kill ppl as stress relief#no one would even bat an eye#the other head disciples watching him scrible away formulas and recipes for poison in meetings:#just yin hui being yin hui smh#and proceed to just watch in fascination#as the poisons gradually become more violent and agonizing in how they cause the deaths#mqf helps with sj's poison research sometimes lol
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i actually need him im not joking rn
#blond max verstappen will be the death of me#need him inside of me tbh#f1#max verstappen#formula 1#f1 fanfic#f1 fic rec#mv1#mv33#m4x#mv1 pics
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