#The Five Pennies
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DANNY KAYE as ERNEST "RED" NICHOLS in THE FIVE PENNIES (1959)
#ok if nothing else the cinematography in this movie is GORJUS#and danny looked so fine and for what......#the five pennies#danny kaye#louis armstrong#barbara bel geddes
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The Five Pennies (1959, Shavelson)
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Every time it comes up, I am shocked that Danny Kaye's songs aren't more popular. I certainly haven't heard all of them yet, but The Malajusted Jester, Life Could Not Better Be, and Lullaby in Ragtime are three of the best songs ever made.
#it's the RHYTHM#this is fundamentally a court jester (1955) fan blog#lullaby in ragtime remains the catchiest lullaby i've ever heard too#life could not better be is packed with one-liners we all quote regularly#malajusted jester is the funniest song you'll hear this week#music tag#danny kaye#the court jester#the five pennies
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Barbara Bel Geddes with Danny Kaye in The Five Pennies (1959)
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They're all friends, wdym. Print preorder? available??
#miles morales#gwen stacy#miguel o'hara#the spot#pavitr prabhakar#hobie brown#spiderman 2099#spider byte#penny parker#peter b. parker#fanart#atsv#atsv fanart#across the spiderverse#art#You get a widdle discount for supporting it#five dollarrss#OR I plan on selling them at san japan#Everyone is friends#they invite spot to the cook out and he feels better#Miles's mom beats up Miguel and he is reformed
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pokémon but with onion headlines badly edited on it once again









Part 1, Part 2, Part 4, Part 5.
#tumblr has made me type up this post like five times#pokemon#pokémon#onion headlines#ghetsis#larry pokemon#maxie pokemon#colress#shadow lugia#dawn pokemon#girl wear some pants#arven pokemon#penny pokemon#she’s doing her best#looker#hop pokemon
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okay so i'm thinking about like. in my emmrich x rook x lucanis x spite polycule, it probably bothers emmrich (and spite) that spite cannot be heard by rook. so, he and bellara team up to use the power of ancient elven technology, some magic, and a whole lot of sleepless nights to make something for spite to speak into that allows rook to hear them. kind of like an object for him to possess, in a way? in my mind it's like an earring or ear cuff, and it's a set. lucanis, emmrich, and rook each have a piece, so no one gets left out. in my mind it works a lot like the earrings of sending from the vox machina season of critical role. they can touch the earring and send a message to a person who has an earring.
they spend a whole day just testing the limits. can spite speak to rook when they're all the way across the lighthouse? how about half-way into arlathan woods? can rook speak to them underwater (quickly abandoned for obvious reasons). spite is so so happy for rook to be able to hear him that he talks to them all the time. Lucanis finds it hard to be annoyed when Spite is so eagerly and happily saying "Hi, Rook," for the fourteenth time that day. Maybe it's because he gets to hear Rook giggle and say, "Hello, Spite," back.
spite being able to ask every question that he wants! spite who has two patient teachers (and lucanis) readily available to answer any question that he has. yeah, sometimes they're silly. but it's also so fucking charming when spite goes "do you like this?" and then seeing twelve of them in their room later. spite who can now ask for help when lucanis cannot. who isn't afraid to admit when they're struggling because what's the point? help is right there and he can reach them now!!!!
spite who is so happy because now he can flirt with rook directly! and he can flirt with emmrich and rook when they aren't in the same room!! spite who will get on the line and demand manfred updates. emmrich who finds a way to fashion it for manfred to wear so lucanis and rook get to hear manfred and spite chatting away. (it's actually very endearing. they forget that the others can hear and talk about how much they love and care about their people and they all get a little tear eyed).
i just!! i 100% think that between everyone in the veilguard they can absolutely provide spite with a vessel to communicate!
#i of course am thinking about it exclusively for fic and polycule reasons#but the non-romance options are so fun too#SPITE??? TERRORIZING DAVRIN??? WORTH EVERY PENNY#i'm rattling the bars of my prison do you see my vision!!! do you see waht i'm getting at!#i def want to write a fic involving this concept. i just gotta finish the other five billion i got rn#LIKE UGH IT COULD BE SO FUCKING FUN! THE SHENNANIGAN REASONS ALONE IS FUCKING WORTH IT#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age rook#spite dragon age#spite dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#emmrich volkarin#spite x rook x lucanis x emmrich#spite x rook#spite x emmrich#spite x lucanis#yeah. yeah it's a polycule they have enough hands to figure it out i believe it in my heart of hearts#rook x lucanis x emmrich
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Colored some Mike Wozniak inspired Harveys based on these doodles I did the other night
Transcript of handwriting below the cut:
From top to bottom left to right:
-got goaded into starting a village-wide snowball fight at the Festival of Ice by spouse and isn't sure yet if this is fun or terrifying
-<-Reaction to tasteless (but complimentary) innuendo from spouse
-*bemused skepticism*
-Results of having to take children to the toy store ->
(pose reference: Taskmaster Series 11 E5 13:32)
-"Um, darling? I don't think this is how bondage is supposed to go, even on a budget..."
(he is definitely being pranked)
<-duct tape
(for context: Taskmaster Series 11 Ep5 10:30)
#my art#sdv harvey#harvey stardew valley#the setting in these doodles seems to be that he's with a farmer who's a bit silly and also brings that out in him#bc otherwise i don't think Harvey would wind up in many Wozniak-esque poses#i mean#i don't think Harvey would normally allow himself to be gaffer taped up below the waist unless he was with a particular kind of person#i think he would be highly ineffectual if he were brought along on a field trip with Penny and the kids#especially if he had two kids of his own at that point#you'd have to fudge the ages a bit but imagine two toddlers and two 7/8 year olds running around a toy store#and try to tell me Harvey would come out unrumpled from that#you can't#doesn't matter if Penny and the spouse go along also#spouse would also be running around with the kids causing chaos#so it'd largely be two adults trying to control five kids and as a former preschool teacher let me tell you#bad ratio that
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When Toki was caught hanging out with Rockzo late at night it's pretty obviously implied that Charles was woken up and called into the room to help handle it
But later in the same episode the guys are hanging out in the hot tub (or playing videogames in Toki's case) while Charles is literally just standing there 🧍♂️
The guys are chatting about freeballing and generally pretty relaxed before Rockzo comes barging in. But Charles is just there
I know that the logical reason for this is that the scene needed him to be there in order to interact with Rockzo but I like to imagine that this was one of the first, if not the first time, that the guys invited him to "pal around" with them. They asked him to be there. "Well, what exactly do you want me to, uh, do here?". "Nothin', just come hang out with us". They probably suggested he get in the tub with them but he's obviously much too professional for that so he just remained outside... watching
And the thing is the guys are too stupid to even attempt to make him feel included in their conversation and Charles is both too disinterested and too awkward to try and push it. They cannot even fathom that he might feel left out (he doesn't, but it's still impolite of them). They probably assume he's having as much fun as they are... or straight up forgot that he was even there in the first place 😭
Either that or he's practicing observation like a Montessori teacher. Whichever i find funnier at the moment
#i think that the exact moment when the penny dropped for charles#and he realized that he's managing five overgrown toddlers#happened WITHIN the timeline of the show's events#and the thought of him reading up on montessori guidelines the minute he gets ahold of this realization is incredibly funny to me#metalocalypse#charles offdensen#charles foster offdensen#metalocalypse headcanon#mtl hc#metalocalypse hc#metalocalypse headcanons#mtl headcanons#herrera.txt
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Yang: We're like a big, happy family~! I'm the dad, and Jaune's the mom~!
Jaune: Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?
Ruby: You'd probably think that I'm the daughter, but I'm not! I'm going to be the gay, emo cousin.
Penny: I shall be the daughter! And my only dream... is to be a star~.
Nora: I'll be the fresh-out-of-jail uncle~!
Ren: And I'm the sassy aunt who talks shit about everyone else~.
#rwby#A sanders sides special#Have I Grown? - Five Years Later#yang xiao long#jaune arc#ruby rose#penny polendina#nora valkyrie#lie ren
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#cindy's shitpost tag i guess#kindergarten game#kindergarten 2#kindergarten penny#elizabeth afton#fnaf#fnaf sl#fnaf sister location#five nights at freddy's#every day i think of their similarities
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HAPPY CYCLONE DAY!
here's the fnaf x rtc art i've been making for the past week! i swear man this au has flooded my brainz, its all i've been thinking about..
#ride the cyclone#rtc#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#rtc fanart#five nights at freddy's fanart#misha bachynskyi#noel gruber#penny lamb#ocean o'connell rosenberg#constance blackwood#ricky potts#rtc x fnaf au
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RtC art dumb?! No-
(It’s mainly Nischa, I’m sorry-)
#ride the cyclone#rtc musical#noel gruber#mischa bachinski#ocean oconnell rosenberg#constance blackwood#jane doe ride the cyclone#penny lamb#rtc fanart#fanart#gay shit#I am a 2 year old with five o clock shadow 💯#I love being a Mischa kin#rtc#nischa#perfectdolls#ricky potts#I’m so sorry I forgot Ricky for a moment#I’m a Ricky kin 2 dw
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WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO THAT THEY MANAGED TO MAKE THE MOVIE SO MUCH WORSE THAN THE LEAKS?!?!
SOMEBODY PLEASE CHECK ON JENNIFER!! HER BABY DID NOT DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS!! KFP FRANCHISE WAS LIKE A CHILD TO HER!!
THEY EVEN MANAGED TO FUCK UP THE SCRORES IN THIS MOVIE LIKE HOW????? HOW DUDE?????
ALSO MY BEAUTIFUL BABIES FURIOUS FIVE....YOU WILL BE AVENGED!! THIS IS SUCH A DISRESPECTFUL TREATMENT!! I CANT I---
I NEED A FUCKING MOMENT BYE
#POP SONGS???!?#FUCKING POP SONGS?!!??!#ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW???!?#FUCKING MODERN DAY POP SONG IN A KFP MOVIE?!???!#ALSO THE FURIOUS FIVE BY PRECIOUS BABIES YOU ABSOLUTELY DID NOT DESERVE SUCH DISRESPECTFUL TREATMENT#FUCK YOU MIKE MITCHELL#FUCK THIS MOVIE#kfp4#kfp4 spoilers#I AINT PUTTING THIS IN SPOILERS UNDERCUT!! THIS SHIT DOESN'T DESERVE A FUCKING PENNY!!#kung fu panda#kfp#dreamworks#kung fu panda 4#the furious five
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