#The Emperor BG3

[jeeaark]

Today's Spiraling What-if Thought: Mindflayer lycanthropes

Not every day one crosses a beholder having such an awful nightmare, it warps reality enough to create a rather wild beholder variant.

'One crisis later' bonus:

[corgink]

I’vefallenmadlyinlovewithhimhelpmeplease

Calling this done before I start overthinking it. Honestly I’m extremely proud of this study. I’m not used to painting. Usually do lineart of some sort. I hope to continue getting better at this style.

[unclefaust]

[kikicolors]

my lisa frank princess 💗

[whimperingwizard]

BG3 + tumblr posts II

[superectojazzmage]

Typical day in Baldur's Gate 3 camps

Dark Urge: *jizzes in his pants at the thought of killing people and than breaks down cry-laughing while putting a gun in his mouth and yelling that he's really gonna do it this time*

Lae'Zel: Oh my Vlaakith, I NEED to fuck this guy.

Shadowheart: Typical. I don't know why I bother with you pitiful- HOLY SHIT THE DOG JUST DID A ROLL, SOMEONE GET ME THE CAMERA

Karlach: I burned it by touching it and than accidentally crushed it with my huge muscles, soldier. Sorry.

Gale: *choking to death on a magic pendant he tried to eat*

Wyll: Does anyone care about Gale dying?

Astarion: *painting his nails* No.

Halsin: I'LL SAVE YOU, GALE. *turns into a bear and runs away to kill goblin children*

Minsc: I'LL SAVE YOU, GALE. *throws Boo at Astarion's face*

Minthara: I'm hotter than all of you, have I mentioned that?

Emperor: You know who's REALLY hot? You if you become a mind flayer. Use the tadpole. Please. I'm begging you, just a little. Use the tadpole. Please, for the love of Ao, use it.

Withers: Doust any of thoust hath games on yon phones?

Jaheira:

[lucidpeech]

The Emperor, in Alexander McQueen RTW 2023

[embrace-your-illithid]

[xenterra]

"Sometimes I felt almost like we were dancing our way towards something deeper..."

[batpersik-art]

[jeeaark]

I love Omeluum. But I don't think Omeluum likes Greygold.

The one time everything was going smoothly in the iron throne, was the one time Omuluum ditched teleported without Greygold i.e I fucked up. Do you know. Do you know how many nets Greygold had to dodge while heading back? Too. Too many.

Thankfully! Astarion, last lad around, stuck by the ladder just in casies. And, just in casies, Astarion continued to stay there while GG caught their breath by the ladder. Bat buddy wanted to make sure they both left at the same time. Heart-warming in retrospect!

Never heard squid buddy convey such- unrestrained choked up panic over Greygold's well-being. I was touched y'all.... Until I realized there's probably more than one reason why The Emperor would be so concerned, hueeeeh

[emperorsgf]

bg3 main characters + major arcana (part 2)

[mintcrows]

more emperor sillies

[ju-liczka]

That was a very hard choice for my naturally ass gifted Tav...

After all, those are some important assets.

Sacrifices are needed my dear.

[rage-claw]

i've been holding onto these for too long and i cant stop making them, im obsessed with these idiots in charge of saving the world

[basketobread]

i felt SO bad during my first campaign cuz personally i really like the emperor but my tav lotus??? forget it. they're an asshole to everyone. the way the rejection was handled made me laugh tho. i can't remember the dialogue fully but the emperor was just like "oh. yes. of course. forget i said anything." like NOOO dude im sorry </3