#The Elf on the Shelf
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the elf on the shelf movie is so nostalgic for me and the song "extravaganzalorious" is an artistic masterpiece
*slowly reaches for the popcorn*
#elf on the shelf#elf on the shelf movie#extravaganzalorious#christmas#christmas movies#an elf's story#the elf on the shelf
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Croydon BID's latest lame stunt: a 15-foot-tall Christmas elf
Croydon BID, the business “improvement” (we use the term loosely) district people who inflicted a plague of plastic giraffes on the town centre, are now to deliver a giant-sized elf (just the one it appears) on a series of local venues. Coming to a roof top near you: try not to get too excited by Croydon BID’s latest lame wheeze No one was able to confirm whether this is the genius idea of one of…
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#SoEffingCroydon#Boozepark#Centrale#Croydon#Croydon BID#Croydon Town Hall#David Bowie#Elf#Fairfield Halls#Goblin#Iconic Centrale#London South Bank University#LSBU#LSBU Croydon Campus#Matthew Sims#The Elf On The Shelf#Whitgift Centre
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PLEASE parents check your Halloween candy! I just found Frollo in this Rolo.
#youve heard of elf on a shelf#elf on a shelf meme#frollo#the hunchback of notre dame#halloween#unreality#a hamantaschen would have been funnier but this is halloween not purim
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Well I have two tickets for the concert but I do not have this ugly bstrd so...
#ghost band#ghost band fanart#the band ghost#ghelf onthe shelf#elf on the shelf#ugly merch#papa emertius#ghost merch#plushia's best friend#xmas ghost#it is what it is#papa emeritus iv
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Quick notes on how I like to draw the twins
#elden ring#malenia#miquella#malenia blade of miquella#miquella the unalloyed#Miquella is an elf on the shelf and Malenia looks contagious#and they’re both very pretty
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The Elf on the Shelf can fuck right off.
Sincerely
A Mum who doesn't have time for that shit
#the elf on the shelf#can fuck off#who has the time?#that shit is not coming into my house#christmas
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you tried to do elf on the shelf for toddler yuuji, thinking it would be a a fun christmas tradition, but every time sukuna would walk by the doll he would turn to yuuji and threaten to touch the elf if yuuji wasn’t a good boy (meaning it will lose its power). you find out quickly what happens after seeing the child basically guard the doll from sukuna, completely petrified. you had to be creative in your excuse as to why the elf would never be actually harmed by sukuna
also one day you were feeling too tired to change the position of the doll, so sukuna offered to move him (which was your fault for agreeing). you wake up the next day to a high pitched scream followed by yuuji bursting into your door exclaiming that the elf was murdered. you find out that sukuna spent hours last night building a horrific crime scene with an abundance amount of red dyed water that looked, to the toddler, like blood. the small knife placed meticulously on the cotton chest didn’t help your case.
yuuji forgets about it the second new year comes around, but the elf never returned for another christmas
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I made those because they had to be
made. Thank me later.
#the band ghost#papa emeritus iv#ghost band#cardinal copia#papa emeritus 4#papa terzo#papa iv#papa copia#the band ghost memes#ghost#ghost rhrn#rhrn#rite here rite now#Papa on a pew#terzo#papa secondo#primo#primo emeritus#secondo emeritus#terzo emeritus#papa primo#meme#elf on the shelf#emeritus#ghost bc#ghost band edit#gonst#Cardi C#Impera#shitghosting
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just gonna leave this here
#tobysdiary24#hitting styro#988blr#shblur#baby cvts#tw styro#shelf arm#self destructive behavior#self h@rm#self mutalition#self mutilator#self£harm#tw self destruction#tw self destructive behavior#tw self h4rm#self arm#$elf h4rm#$elf harm#s3lf harn#slef harm#bingo
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genderbending my tav for kinktober except i totally forgot what day that was actually supposed to be hehe
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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for
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I hope you got everything you wanted this year. Say, what's that over there behind the desk? One more present: My 2023 Krampus comics.
#funny comics#comics#my comics#webcomics#artists on tumblr#funny memes#comic#funny shit#webcomic#funny webcomics#krampus#krampus night#krampusnacht#gruss vom krampus#little drummer boy#mari lwyd#yule cat#calvin and hobbes#elf on the shelf
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Vimes on the Limes.
#discworld#gnu terry pratchett#meme#discworld meme#created by yours truly#hogswatch#elf on the shelf meme#the watch#vimes#sam vimes#food/drink
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mclaren Back at base one last time in 2023. 🏠 landonorris
#lando norris#he. is. stunning#look at him#an angel#he looks so soft and sweet#the last one gives very elf on the shelf energy#the curls#his eyes#his eyelashes drive me insane
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Beloved haligtree landlord guy
#elden ring#I have never once drawn this old man consistently#grandpa ass elf on the shelf#miquella the unalloyed#Miquella the EMPLOYED#and by employed I mean he’s charging kindred of rot 3000 a month for elphael housing
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