#The Elf on the Shelf

[ancientvamp]

the elf on the shelf movie is so nostalgic for me and the song "extravaganzalorious" is an artistic masterpiece

*slowly reaches for the popcorn*

[insidecroydon]

Croydon BID's latest lame stunt: a 15-foot-tall Christmas elf

Croydon BID, the business “improvement” (we use the term loosely) district people who inflicted a plague of plastic giraffes on the town centre, are now to deliver a giant-sized elf (just the one it appears) on a series of local venues. Coming to a roof top near you: try not to get too excited by Croydon BID’s latest lame wheeze No one was able to confirm whether this is the genius idea of one of…

[faline-cat444]

Some Santa

[facts-i-just-made-up]

PLEASE parents check your Halloween candy! I just found Frollo in this Rolo.

[jessigrino]

Well I have two tickets for the concert but I do not have this ugly bstrd so...

[all-lee24]

Quick notes on how I like to draw the twins

[emeraldvssilver]

The Elf on the Shelf can fuck right off.

Sincerely

A Mum who doesn't have time for that shit

[mysicklove]

you tried to do elf on the shelf for toddler yuuji, thinking it would be a a fun christmas tradition, but every time sukuna would walk by the doll he would turn to yuuji and threaten to touch the elf if yuuji wasn’t a good boy (meaning it will lose its power). you find out quickly what happens after seeing the child basically guard the doll from sukuna, completely petrified. you had to be creative in your excuse as to why the elf would never be actually harmed by sukuna

also one day you were feeling too tired to change the position of the doll, so sukuna offered to move him (which was your fault for agreeing). you wake up the next day to a high pitched scream followed by yuuji bursting into your door exclaiming that the elf was murdered. you find out that sukuna spent hours last night building a horrific crime scene with an abundance amount of red dyed water that looked, to the toddler, like blood. the small knife placed meticulously on the cotton chest didn’t help your case.

yuuji forgets about it the second new year comes around, but the elf never returned for another christmas

[luciferscowgirl]

I made those because they had to be

made. Thank me later.

[tobysdiary24]

just gonna leave this here

[mutualcombat]

genderbending my tav for kinktober except i totally forgot what day that was actually supposed to be hehe

[television-overload]

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for

[murdercake]

I hope you got everything you wanted this year. Say, what's that over there behind the desk? One more present: My 2023 Krampus comics.

[dimity-lawn]

Vimes on the Limes.

[f1-birb]

mclaren Back at base one last time in 2023. 🏠 landonorris

[all-lee24]

Beloved haligtree landlord guy