#The Elf on the Shelf
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PLEASE parents check your Halloween candy! I just found Frollo in this Rolo.
#youve heard of elf on a shelf#elf on a shelf meme#frollo#the hunchback of notre dame#halloween#unreality#a hamantaschen would have been funnier but this is halloween not purim
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Quick notes on how I like to draw the twins
#elden ring#malenia#miquella#malenia blade of miquella#miquella the unalloyed#Miquella is an elf on the shelf and Malenia looks contagious#and they’re both very pretty
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The Elf on the Shelf can fuck right off.
Sincerely
A Mum who doesn't have time for that shit
#the elf on the shelf#can fuck off#who has the time?#that shit is not coming into my house#christmas
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you tried to do elf on the shelf for toddler yuuji, thinking it would be a a fun christmas tradition, but every time sukuna would walk by the doll he would turn to yuuji and threaten to touch the elf if yuuji wasn’t a good boy (meaning it will lose its power). you find out quickly what happens after seeing the child basically guard the doll from sukuna, completely petrified. you had to be creative in your excuse as to why the elf would never be actually harmed by sukuna
also one day you were feeling too tired to change the position of the doll, so sukuna offered to move him (which was your fault for agreeing). you wake up the next day to a high pitched scream followed by yuuji bursting into your door exclaiming that the elf was murdered. you find out that sukuna spent hours last night building a horrific crime scene with an abundance amount of red dyed water that looked, to the toddler, like blood. the small knife placed meticulously on the cotton chest didn’t help your case.
yuuji forgets about it the second new year comes around, but the elf never returned for another christmas
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just gonna leave this here
#tobysdiary24#hitting styro#988blr#shblur#baby cvts#tw styro#shelf arm#self destructive behavior#self h@rm#self mutalition#self mutilator#self£harm#tw self destruction#tw self destructive behavior#tw self h4rm#self arm#$elf h4rm#$elf harm#s3lf harn#slef harm#bingo
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genderbending my tav for kinktober except i totally forgot what day that was actually supposed to be hehe
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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for
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I hope you got everything you wanted this year. Say, what's that over there behind the desk? One more present: My 2023 Krampus comics.
#funny comics#comics#my comics#webcomics#artists on tumblr#funny memes#comic#funny shit#webcomic#funny webcomics#krampus#krampus night#krampusnacht#gruss vom krampus#little drummer boy#mari lwyd#yule cat#calvin and hobbes#elf on the shelf
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Vimes on the Limes.
#discworld#gnu terry pratchett#meme#discworld meme#created by yours truly#hogswatch#elf on the shelf meme#the watch#vimes#sam vimes#food/drink
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mclaren Back at base one last time in 2023. 🏠 landonorris
#lando norris#he. is. stunning#look at him#an angel#he looks so soft and sweet#the last one gives very elf on the shelf energy#the curls#his eyes#his eyelashes drive me insane
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Beloved haligtree landlord guy
#elden ring#I have never once drawn this old man consistently#grandpa ass elf on the shelf#miquella the unalloyed#Miquella the EMPLOYED#and by employed I mean he’s charging kindred of rot 3000 a month for elphael housing
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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf...
. .now get ready for:
This is so badly done if artists wanna do it properly pls do 😭.
It's Soap on a rope, Ghost on toast, Price on rice, and Kyle in a file
#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#johnny soap mactavish#cod mw2#cod mwii#kyle gaz garrick#captain price#john price#captain john price#call of duty#memes#elf on the shelf#but make it 141#my bad edits
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