#The Eggs

[royalarchivist]

After completing the Nether minigame, a short video plays showing some of the last things the Eggs did before they disappeared.

[Muted the irrelevant cross-talk because it was loud and distracting.]

[thetrueratking]

I GET IT. I UNDERSTAND NOITA, AND IT’S SO SIMPLE THAT I WAS LITERALLY ALREADY SAYING IT.

Noita is a game about being part of the world. You are not the center of the universe and this is not a world made for you. But you are part of it, a working part of an ecosystem and a cycle. There are places you will never see, and things you will never understand. And that’s okay.

[takethebodymarc]

oww they're looking so pretty

[ultra-raging-ghost]

thinking about the egg groupings....

Group 1: Department of Convivial Condition Observation

"Convivial - (of an atmosphere or event) friendly, lively, and enjoyable; (of a person) cheerful and friendly; jovial."

For the breakdown its basically "A department observing a friendly, lively and enjoyable event" which makes sense, the first group of eggs were part of an event to make the islanders happy

Group 2: Department of Subsistence Monitoring

"Subsistence - the action or fact of maintaining or supporting oneself at a minimum level."

Also makes sense - the eggs in this group were found starving and alone yet still surviving on minimal resources.

Group 3: Department of Permanence Surveillance

"Permanence - the state or quality of lasting or remaining unchanged indefinitely."

This ones kinda interesting - these eggs were found on egg island, we're still not sure what exactly "egg island" is, if theres more eggs on this island, if theyre produced there, if theyre sustained there - from this we can assume the eggs are maybe meant to remain eggs forever... not meant to hatch or change, maybe they're testing to see the difference between the other eggs and the eggs who came from egg island

Group 4: Department of System Analysis

This one's kinda interesting, System can be defined as "a set of things working together as parts of a mechanism or an interconnecting network" or "a set of principles or procedures according to which something is done; an organized framework or method."

Now we know richas doesnt have all his limbs, and the other unnamed egg in this batch doesnt have much known about them. This could perhaps imply the eggs in this batch were "test eggs" for lack of a better term?? Maybe richas wasnt really supposed to escape, or was given to the brazilians missing a couple pieces so they could see whether he'd complete himself without any interference? I am assuming they're still experimenting on the other unnamed egg - maybe perfecting them, they could be finding a different way of producing the eggs? lots of thoughts....

[blefs]

Just had a moment of motivation :D

Sorry dident add new username yet

[studiousmusings]

Got it done just in time for the server’s restart! I also have the pattern of all the server members’ skins done and just need to test stitch it :D

[pm-00]

If I think too long about the parents of the deceased eggs getting new children I start crying. Like Roier is already ripping my heart daily with Pepito: I won't let you sleep close to me. I've already given you a hundred nicknames. We will spend our first days together rebuilding the city I made in honor of my dead son. We have similar stripped shirts.

[ender-princee]

Okay, I'm putting this here because God do I have a lot of thoughts, and I don't have a limit here hehe.

Okay, so we all know how yesterday all the eggs (at least the ones that woke up) showed up dirty and with various other traumas. (Chayanne having the feeling he was supposed to wake up, Tallulah feeling in pain and like it would never end, Leonarda just very drawn back and quiet.) And how those with hats had them skewed off and all that.

So I know the theories for those were either a) hatching b) rotting c) they got taken by the federation and beat up.

Based on today, the eggs being missing and the only thing being left is their signature thing, all three things are still a possibility with the way they work. (Although some are more likely than others)

So a) hatching. Honestly out of the three, this is the least likely even if I want it to be true. In mythology from what I can remember, Dragons typically like much warmer climates (ie: volcanoes, deserts), so the eggs could have left of their own volition to go hatch in a warmer climate like they're supposed to. However, This is helped by cellbits code the other day that said the word "eclosion" which means to come out of a shell or pupal state, and would also be explained by quackity studios post of "Oops 🍳" (which is where I got the warmer thing because technically this would be the eggs getting "warmer")

b) rotting. This is still a big possibility as I read from someone who's owned several snakes, and since dragons are technically classified as reptiles we can guess at how their gestation period would work using snakes. It's been about 4 months since the egg event started and most snakes hatch in 45-70 days (sorry if this is inaccurate I did my best but cannot look at snakes at all so this was a little difficult to look up) and taking into account that dragons are much larger than snakes we can guess that they would have at least double the amount of time of the largest snake gestation time.

Which is about 4 months.

Of which after, snake eggs can begin to start rotting because of some shit idk (I am terrified of the things) but they would show discoloration if they did, and/or also growing bigger like Chayanne seemed to look the day before they all left.

Which could imply they are rotting, and they all left to be together when they were rotting as they didn't want to see their parents see them in that state, or the federation took them because this was happening and the plan of federation experiments had failed. (I know it's a lot and probably a long stretch but I have thoughts and I need to put them down and thanks to that one person on twt for mentioning the discoloration and sending me on a rabbit hole of thinking)

Okay finally c) the eggs got beat up by the federation. This is honestly the most likely solution for when they all showed up dirty and such. Because this followed by being kidnapped with no warning other than the cryptic code sent by quackity studios yesterday would make a lot of sense.

We saw evidence of physical attacks in ways other than the dirt and items being messed up in Chayanne being confused, Leo being uncharacteristicly quiet, and Tallulah claiming that her entire body hurt. All of which was likely the punishment of letting one of the new players die on the way back to spawn which they were specifically instructed not to do. It also makes sense as to why they waited to do this, because if they had just done this immediately, they wouldn't have everyone on the server concerned and it wouldn't be an overall punishment. They would have to wait for the new players to get to know the eggs and then the punishment would have more effect when the federation took them.

This would also make sense as none of them would just leave, and especially not without their trademark item/clothes, which has never happened (as far as I'm aware) even in the previous two times they've been kidnapped. That and the federation does not wish well for the eggs or the islanders even if cucurocho claims that we'll know where they went soon.

So in summary most likely is c, least likely is a, and god what the hell were you thinking is b because I feel like that is a major stretch but idk there's my thoughts Tumblr.

Honestly, kudos to you if you read that entire basically essay of me rambling about theories. There's probably more that I forgot lol.

[swords-of-a-soilder]

Y'ALL DID NOT JUST LEAVE ONLY PHLL AND FIT ON THE ISLAND OMG

[painmiau]

hello qsmp tumblr community, I hope you accept this goopy guy I drew 🫡

spreading the "he becomes goopier as his emotions intensify" agenda

[melissart-s]

Worth protecting

[demodraws0606]

I dont get why people are so against the idea of the Eggs hatching into people, like I kinda get if it's like a personal preference or whatever but on an objective level there is literally nothing wrong with it.

I think it would be cute to see like canon human skins for the Eggs man :')

[takethebodymarc]

stare

[ultra-raging-ghost]

Does anyone have screenshots of all of the egg statues in the order theyre place in in the circle??^^ i need them for art reasons <3

[blicketdabest33]

I step away from QSMP for one week

ONE WEEK to focus on homework, and now q!Cellbit is back on his murder arc, the eggs are returning, people be birds again, and q!Bad stole some furniture

HEH????