#The Demon and the Angel fucked. they merged as one. Creating a being of both Dark and Light. Genisis

[lightgreypurpleteal]

Before the begining there was nothing. 

It stayed that way for a long, long time. But honestly, It was blissfully unaware. Simply being. Simply present. 

Until It tripped over itself and thought,

“wait. What was that?”

…

“Oh fuck, thats Me!”

It became aware that It was there.

“what freedom! To Be!,” It thought. “ I would much rather To Be, than Not To Be,”

Merrily it thought. It thought and thought and thought, until It thought every thought there was to think. Then it started to do something preposteros… It started to want.

It wanted… something else to think about. Nothing came to mind. Hmmm. maybe even,,, someone else to think With! What a great idea, It thought. 

It suddenly became aware that It was completely alone. 

It turns out, Alone is a very painful thing to be.

Of course, then came the frantic questions:

where am I? 

Where did I come from? 

Why am I here?

But there was no answer.

There was no reprieve, just more of the same. Every moment, the pain and despair grew greater, for eons, until It got so great, something broke.

A Bang Errupted. 

Let There Be Light, thought the universe. From that moment on, Creation was no longer One. 

[mxvladdy]

True Form- Belphegor

*collapses dramatically* Oh Gods its done! Sorry for the break! I hope my edits are good! 

More to come in this series soon :) 

Hope y’all enjoy!

True Form- Belphegor

Keeping a defined for is hard. Too hard for him anyway.

His true form is inconspicuous. He just naturally doesn’t take up much space in the physical realm. He likes it this way though.

An overlooked predator is a dangerous one.

If he is ever seen in this form it looks like a thin film. He drapes over everything, like dust in an unopened room, or the cling of fresh dew in the morning in the rose garden.

He never uses it when awake. His human form is more palatable and functional in all honesty. Don’t get me wrong though, he doesn’t hate it. It used to be really useful when he wanted to nap and Lucifer was on the prowl. But, such good things can only last for so long. Now Lucifer can sniff him out from a mile away incorporeal or no after centuries of practice.

His real form is best implemented in the minds of his slumbering victims. He can cultivate himself there, using his form to feel out the needs and desires of his unsuspecting host.

He is a manipulator, tried and true. His cunning and wile gets him pacts more than a promise of power or wealth.

Belphegor draws them in with promises of grandeur and unexplored inventions. Limitless discoveries all at the very tips of their fingers, if only they take one more step further. One more little slip deeper into the abyss. Then they can stay sleeping forever with him.

Even as an angel he was known as a dreamer. More often then not he could be found in the inner sanctums sleeping with Beel and Lilith during lessons or being carried around by Lucifer. Back then he always had pleasant dreams or innovative ideas that the other angels made use of. The little inventor.

Now that he has fallen, nightmares come to him more often than not, uncontrollable flashes of The War, his sister’s death, and the pain of betrayal. Perhaps that was his punishment, always drowsy with no control over when he sleeps, with nothing but nightmares to accompany him.

When he has control over himself in his slumber he likes to flit around into other’s dreams. Most of the time he goes to Beel’s as they are very pleasant and help distract him from the night terrors he had just escaped from.

Sometimes when bored or pissy he jumps to Lucifer’s dreams. It’s a rare occurrence when they are asleep at the same time, but he takes absolute delight in fucking with his oldest brother’s dreams or looking for secrets to lord over him.

He doesn’t come into your dreams uninvited though. Not after you freed him. You have given him permission to. But he uses it sparingly. When he needs a break from his own head he might control when you are tired. Just so he can have some time out of his head.

He is very controlling in that retrospect. He will form the shape of your dreams at first. But, you ween him out of it. Now he trains you to lucid dream. He lets you shape your reality around you both. You don’t know it, but he is allowing you to shape him as well.  

Mini Fic

He watches you from a distance. The grassy knoll you built was bright and airy. Pink and purple flowers sway in the light breeze you created, winking at him as they move. The large willow draping over you pulls a happy little hum from your chest. The swinging branches tickling your sun kissed cheeks. You lounge sprawled out on the ground staring up at the false sun with the largest grin on your face. The rays of sunshine illuminate your prone form, casting stark shadows in its wake. They travel down the hill searching and coiling for shelter from the strong lighting. They find him, latching on to his bare feet and merge with his own disjointed outline. How apropos.

"You can come up here Belphie. Promise I won't bite." You call out into the sky. Your eyes were still closed, but you tilt your head in his direction none the less. The smile you throw down at him is more blinding than the sun you dreamt up.

“I don’t want to intrude.” He steps out from the tree line blinking owlishly. Being welcomed in a dream had been unheard of before you. The mindscape was an intimate and private space. He was meant to be an invader, a taint. Before this he had been nothing but a rogue clinging to the edges. A whisper of temptation carried on the wind, or the hollow thud of a heel echoing down an empty street. It’s different here, with you. You expected to see him or sense him in whatever form he chooses. It was-nice.

“You're never an intrusion.” Your raw honesty floors him still, even after all this time together. “Had a rough night?” You ask patting the space beside you.

“Something like that.” He murmurs dropping down next to you. He is distracted momentarily by the heat radiating off your body. “You’ve been practicing.” You beam, proud that he noticed so quickly. His lessons on dream walking and lucid dreaming were hard, but looks like they were finally paying off.

It had been difficult at first, keeping a solid detailed form while knowing you were asleep. Then trying to stay asleep while doing it. You had to fight against the instinct to wake up constantly. It was like somewhere deep inside your psyche was trying to protect you, like it knew what happened when a human ventures too far into this place. Almost like it knew that a cunning little demon was lurking somewhere down here.  

“How’d you guess?” You ask rolling onto your side. He answers by reaching out to you and dragging a soft finger down your bare arm. You shiver at the cool touch, little goosebumps awakening under his touch. Your picturesque scene wavers at the corners from his touch. The caress breaking your concentration for a moment. Belphegor smirks. “I’m still working on it!” You blush.

“I don’t mind, as long as I’m the only one that that can shake you so.” He pulls away to summon a large pillow for himself. You watch him try to get comfortable. He punches and rolls around the poof for a moment trying to get comfortable. You could tell something was troubling him. The energy in his gaze was borderline manic. His usually relaxed stature was strung taut, right on the border of snapping. He would murder you again if you said it; but he looked so much like Lucifer right now. Tight, cold, and rigid. A clear signal of distress.

“You want to take the helm?” You wave around the small scene offering him a distraction. He could expand the scene far further than you could, probably ever could. “Or do you want to let your hair down?” You wiggle your eyebrows at him. You smile at his little snort, that human saying always got him to laugh.

“Sure you don’t mind?” You shake your head and sit up. Truth be told, you liked his weird demon form. You could never entirely place where he was when he was in it, but you just knew he was there and close. It was reassuring.

He breathes a sigh of relief before flopping backward. He disappears on impact with the soft ground. The grass and flowers coming up to engulf him as he takes over.  He flows around you into every corner of your mind, stretching himself to the furthest corners of your dream. He weaves himself in your fantasy. You get swept up in it for a moment. The raw force of him pulling at your center. It is suffocating for a moment, the oppressive weight of his magic. It brings out a bone-deep weariness in you without meaning to. You feel the growing need to just rest. Just a moment.

“Back with me?” You open your eyes. When had you closed them?

“Ye, sorry.” You lean up onto your elbow and shake your head to clear the fog that still clung to it. It was always a head rush when he did that. Blinking the rest of his magic away you take in your now joint dream. The sun was gone, replaced with twin moons and awash with multicolored stars. His sky bled colors, dripping purples and blues onto the green grass around the edges of your vision. The more you focus the more the field grows and stretches. Off in the distances, tiny tents emerge, sprouting up like shoots from the blackness. “Really?” You eye the tents with a wry smile. If you strained your ear you could hear faint carnival music.

A low rumble bounces around you. “You suddenly have an issue with the circus?”

“Absolutely not!” You raise, calling out into the vastness around you. “You better make a carousel!” You could feel him chuckle around you as you began your trek down the hill.

Belphegor is quiet while you navigate the forest. He’s whole being hyper focused on building the world around your quick steps. His was divided and working overtime in an attempt to distract himself. Part of him was busy building the carnival, another working on making sure you don’t stir from your slumber, and the other awake and aware. He hasn’t done this in a while, splitting his consciousness so thin like this. His human body lumbering along in the physical world while his mind was busy in the subconscious one. Hopefully, none of his brothers were awake and would try to intervene. He wanted to be close to you, in both body and mind tonight. You reach the edge of the woods and he turns his full attention back to you.

He had gone all out for you. Bright lights and the echoing laughter of imaginary guests assault your senses. You could even taste buttered popcorn and caramel on the tip of your tongue. A warm hand takes yours causing you to jump. Belphie gives you an apologetic grin for startling you before dragging you off into the park without a word. Who knows how long the two of you spent. Time, as you understood it, worked differently here. Faster or slower you had no idea. But, right now you didn’t care. He needs you here in the present.

“So-” You start hesitantly much later in the evening. You lick at some cotton candy that had gotten stuck on your fingers. “Want to talk about it?” Belphegor shoots you a look from where he perched. His feet dangling from a study steel fence. He watches you ride the slow-moving carousel as it goes round and round in lazy circles. He mulls over what to say as you make a rotation.  

“I dreamt of Lilith again.” He admits. He comes to sit on the metal animal beside you, disappearing and reappearing in a puff of smoke at your side.

“I’m sorry.”

“Ye. Me too.” He pats the kelpie he sits on. Its listless eyes bore into his. His old nightmares reflecting in their ruby gaze. He wanted to be over this. Why wasn’t he over this? The longer he stares into the horses dead eyes the more his nightmares creep back onto him.The dream shifts around you. The air dropping in temperature drastically. The merry background noises choked off and replace with a buzzing that made your head hurt. The sound of metal striking metal and shouts start to grow at the base of your neck.  

“Belphie-” You reach out for him, cupping his face. He doesn’t notice you anymore. His mind going somewhere you shouldn’t venture. His expression turns stormy, closing off to you completely. Fear begins to build up inside of you. Something uncontrollable riding in on the fast building winds. The night sky he built changes. Stars blinking out one after another like blown bulbs. The moons swelling in size, crashing into each other as your dream begins to crumble. “Shit.” You had to wake up, and fast.

You awake with a start back in your bed. Eyes snapping open while your body lays motionless. An odd sensation of sleep paralysis locking your joints. Something radiates behind you, a lanky body drawn close to yours. Sweet breath tickles the nape of your neck. Fighting the paralysis that held you, you turn to greet your bed guest.

Belphie’s half-lidded eyes seem to look through you. His body was icy, a ghostly vapor wafted over of his pale skin. You tried to wake him but your tongue was stuck. All you could do was stare wide-eyed as he dreamt. He comes back to you slowly. His eyes twitch and roll sporadically until he blinks, drawing in a ragged breath as he comes to. His skin warms with each passing tick of your alarm clock. As your drowsy demon stirs the stiffness in your body begins to ebbs. His chokehold on your mind weakening. After what seemed like an eternity he awakens. He takes you in for a moment and then he’s on you, lurches forward to drag your pliant body to his. “Scared me for a second there Belphie.” You mutter into his soft hair.

He sighs, breathing in your scent and focusing on your strong pulse. It had been a while since he had lost control of himself like that. Building up a world was easy. Tearing it down was even easier. The thread that kept people under was thin, like a single strand of silk. To lose himself to a nightmare in another being’s head? It was unheard of. It terrified him. “Did I hurt you?” He rasps.

“No,” You reassure him, pressing a kiss to his sweaty brow. “I woke up in time.” He goes quiet again trying to keep his breathing steady. “Hey.” You stroke a few strands of hair from his face. “You’re thinking pretty hard there, can I help?”

Could you help? If he was losing control of his dreamscape again… He would have to tell Lucifer. A shudder runs up his spine at the thought of retraining. No, he was still strong enough to keep it under control “Just keep stroking my hair, please?” He yawns widely, lethargy hitting him hard. He drifts off to the feel of your fingers flowing smoothly through his hair. The lingering fears slip further and further from his mind with each soft caress.  

[nothingidputbeforeyou]

Unity- a Chuckish POV on Sam and Dean and how annoying those two fuckers are

Imagine you’re a fic writer. If you actually are one, imagine you’re hackier and only have one arrow in your fictional quiver: an obsession with sibling stories. Particularly fics where brothers kill brothers. You start out with Michael vs. Lucifer and Cain vs. Abel but soon you find your true brother muses: Sam and Dean Winchester. You write story after story, creating infinite universes where they kill each other. But no matter what you do, there’s one set of Winchesters that Just. Won’t. Budge.

They refuse to do what you tell them. They are the Rage Against the Machine of SamAndDeans yelling FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME at you. 

You carefully craft a retelling of the Michael and Lucifer story hoping they’ll meet on the field of battle and destroy each other and their world. Dean refuses to play along. Sam plays but in the end, his love for Dean thwarts the very satisfying world-destroying ending you planned.

You write a beautiful fic where one of the brothers can cure all the angel/demon problems just by sacrificing himself. Not as good as outright killing each other but it gets the job done. And Sam almost does it! So close. But Dean will NOT follow your script and stops him. 

You try again. What if Dean gets turned into a demon and kills Sam? Huh?? Fun, right? But no. It doesn’t work. Brotherly love again. At least you still have the Mark of Cain on Dean. You just have to get the new improved super ragey MoC Dean to kill Sam for the good of the world... damn it. He killed Death instead. 

And unleashed your sister. That’s who all these sibling stories are really about after all so maybe this can be useful. She’s certainly not going to do what you say- that’s what fuels your sibling obsession- but what if you unwittingly use her? Get Dean to blow himself up to kill her? Good plan. Until you actually talk to her and realize you can’t do it. 

Things look great for awhile and you’re happy. Maybe you can get over this preoccupation with the Winchesters now that you have your sister by your side. Until she blows you off. Then it all comes rushing back in worse than ever. Why do the Winchesters get to be so close? So happily codependent when your sister can’t stand to be around you? 

It’s time to kill them all. All the Winchesters in every universe. But you know from experience that one set is going to be a real issue. Then you hit on the perfect thing. They know all about you. They know you set it all up. They’re pissed about your manipulations. Especially Dean. So why not use it? You gave them a kid to fight for and about, right?. Act like he’s the weapon that can take you out, setting up a conflict between them that will end in blood. Make them think this is the only way they can ever get their precious free will back for good. Let Sam do his thing and find out that it’s a set up so he can fight for Jack. Watch Dean yell about how he can’t be a puppet anymore all the while knowing his strings are being pulled and pulled HARD right now. Everything’s perfect. He pulled his gun and they’re fighting. It’s going to happen...

Wtf puppy dog eyes? Tears? “WOULD YOU TRADE ME?” YOU DIDN’T WRITE THAT SHIT. NOW THEY’RE BOTH CRYING?? YOUDAMN IT. Probably should have seen that one coming since you literally just gave your sister a whole speech about how you are the only two beings who matter to each other. Stupid unintentional parallels. Hey, at least you got her to *ahem* MERGE with you. That’s something. She loves you, right? I mean, it’s not super strong Winchester-brother-bond love but...yeah. You can’t see any way this could come back to bite you in the ass. :)

[rqtcaos]

Your father is here now

CAOS & LUCIFER(TV) CROSSOVER!

Ok, in summary: Lucifer of CAoS is not the real Lucifer, he spent millennia pretending to be the Devil right under Lucifer's nose when in fact he was just a normal demon that absorbed the power of satanic witches and souls that shouldn't be in Hell to be powerful. To be sovereign of Hell, you need to have angel blood, the goat does not. He needed someone with angel blood and he’s not crazy to defy Satan, so he needed to create someone he could manipulate (or at least that was the plan.) So he got one of Lucifer’s feathers and used it to make a sort of "angelic artificial insemination" in Sabrina's mother and the antichrist is on the way! Now just wait for her to turn 16 years old to sign on the Book of the Beast, giving up her free will and agreeing to obey all his orders!

...

Her biological father is the first rebellious son in history and almost literally sent GOD to fuck himself, and her mother was a Catholic mortal who married a satanic warlock high priest of the night church and when she failed to conceive she made a pact with Satan ... I don't know what he was expecting.

While the goat was trapped in Nick the kings make an offer for him, there is only one way for someone without the blood of an angel to become the sovereign of Hell: The Profane Regalia Challenge. They needed to convince the half witch to claim the throne for herself so that their "representative" (Caliban) could challenge her. The proposal was simple: Help with the plan and let the two compete normally, if Sabrina won, the crown would indirectly belong to the goat, if Caliban won, the crown would indirectly belong to the kings. They already knew that she was coming to get her boyfriend, she had been trying to break down the gates for weeks.

Done deal.

(Unbeknownst to any of the representatives, of course.)

You know the rest of the story.

Until Earth and Hell start to merge ...

Sabrina Morningstar, Caliban, Lucifer and Beelzebub were checking the Greendale plaque when a tall being with flaming eyes and red and twisted skin as if it were completely covered in horrible burn scars entered the room, very VERY pissed off. With the abrupt entry of the unknown creature (man?) Caliban pulled his wife behind him to protect her in case he was an aggressor (There was already more than one attempt on her life and he was not willing to risk it, thank you very much. ).

"WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE?!!" Did the creature demand in a monstrous voice with a ... strong English accent?

The young queen left behind her husband, furious, and went towards the creature. Who does that think it is to speak to royalty like that?

"Excuse me ?! Who are you, who do you think you are to come in here like that ?! Who let you in here ?!"

The being looked at her as if she were some kind of ET and his anger seemed to dissipate as his face changed to that of a white man with dark brown hair and chocolate eyes that spread hers, the man's anger was replaced by confusion when he tilted his head slightly to the side, looking a little like a confused puppy. When he spoke his voice seemed a little friendly and even ... worried?

"I could ask you the same thing, child. Who are you? Who was the incompetent who let a living human in here? Come on, I'm going to get you out of here, where do you live, girl?"

Well, that explained why he came in like that making demands, he had no idea who he was talking to. Sabrina had to admit that she gained a certain respect for the man, after all it is not every day that you see a demon concerned for the welfare of a mortal, much less an unknown mortal.

"I am Sabrina Morningstar and I am not going anywhere, I am the queen of Hell, I live here."

The man looked at her incredulously. "... Morningstar?"

"Yes. Morningstar. I'm Lucifer Morningstar's firstborn and-"

"This is impossible."

"What?"

"Both statements are impossible. You obviously cannot be the daughter of the Devil, let alone Queen of Hell." He looked very confused and even slightly amused, as if she had just claimed to be Santa Claus. This was starting to irritate her.

She gives a scornful laugh. "Impossible? And can I know why that would be impossible?"

"Because I don't have any children! Obvious!"

"Wha-"

"My lady!"

She looks back and sees Caliban struggling to physically and magically hold Lucifer and Beelzebub to keep the two from escaping the room. They both had a look of deep panic as they looked at the man in front of the queen.

The man also looks at the unusual scene in confusion before his gaze settles on Beelzebub his eyes returning to flaming red as he slowly came to the conclusion that something was very wrong there. He did not seem to be very satisfied with such a conclusion.

"Now, Beelzebub, why don't you tell me what the hell is going on once and for all, little fly?"

[umbramatic]

Worldbuilding June 2020 Episode 3

3. Who lives in your world?

The diversity of sapient species living on Klidi is astounding. They come in all shapes and sizes, forms and functions, some very familiar and others very not. It gives me great sadness to do so, but I had to narrow down which I covered here.

(No really. I uh, have written down a lot of sapient species/race/whatever notes for this world, so for this entry not to be an utter nightmare for me to write down without copy pasting old notes, I had to be picky. They have been divided into "familiar" (basic shit pretty much every fantasy setting has only here because I like them) and "unfamiliar" (stuff I got a little more creative with). Also there is no "alignment", especially fixed alignment. Any of these fuckers can be just as good or evil as any other, privilege aside. Anyhoo...)

(The Familiar:)

(Humans)

Ah yes, the classic, the hardy, humanity. There is not much different to them that is not seen in other timelines, but they are the most populous of what the world calls "hnau" or "people." They are no better or worse than things than the others and are highly reliable. 

(Ah yes, hyoo mans. I do not need to go into them much for there was a human inside you all along.)

(Molivites) 

These sturdy burrowers have been seen in other worlds under different names. They do not dig out of greed, but out of hunger for minerals. Their food causes their hair and bones to be metallic, and gems to sprout from their skin. They like to be left alone, but their culture prioritizes the masculine. 

(It should be obvious these are dorfs by a different name. The only reason they aren't called dorfs here is because it makes no-in-universe sense for these particular  dorfs to define themselves by their height compared to hyoomans.)

(Elves)

These pointy eared people intertwine flesh with crystals and plants. Crystal leafy branches and lichen grow from them, enhancing both their lifespan and magical ability. While stereotyped as living in forests, they will live anywhere without too harsh of winters. (one of my goals with these fucks was to make them just... people. Not snootily arrogant or snootily arrogant AND EVIL or eternally screwed over for their misdeeds but just... people. And also weird crystal plant hybrids because that shit is my jam.)

(Vampires)

Monochrome-skinned people who feed on blood. Most feed on animal blood, but some more privileged aristocratic societies have cabals based on eating the blood of peoplekind. Sunlight is not inherently lethal but is extremely painful to be directly exposed to so most live in caves or deep dark forests where the sun doesn't reach the ground. 

(Fun fact vampires here are an outright species, not an infection of other species, intended to fill the same niche "dark elves" do in other settings. Also yes the nobles are the ones who are the actual maneaters for obvious reasons.)

(Fire Dragons)

There are multiple types of dragon on Klidi, but one of the most familiar is the Fire Dragon. Archosaurs with four legs, two wings, sets of three cheek spikes, and horns. Named for their ability to breathe fire and strong control of fire magic. They are painted by bigots as dangerous monsters, and so most fire dragons hide away.

(Dergs. Love them. Cherish them. Accept them into your heart. Forfeit all mortal possessions to the- wait)

(The Unfamiliar:)

(Gorgomen)

Strange beings that resemble prehistoric mammal-like creatures and are the result of an incident with the time-space continuum on Klidi. They subsist largely by hunting, but are dedicated farmers as well, and stereotypes about them being a warrior race are grossly incorrect. Just don't call them lizards.

(Do you know what gorgonopsids are? They're my favorite obscure prehistoric creature! So fuck it I'm putting gorgonopsid people in my fantasy setting.)

(Barb Cats)

These cat-like humanoids resemble snow leopards in all but their tails, which are barbed and scorpion-like in "males" (known as manticores) and sleek and snakelike in "females" (known as sphinxes). This sexual dimorphism has been heavily influential on ideals of gender in their society, mostly for the worse.

(I am not sure what convinced me to merge sphinxes and manticores into one, sapient species except that possibly I'm a furry.)

(Dragon Whales)

One of the other sapient dragon species in Klidi. Massive marine reptiles, they live underwater, communicate with others by telepathy, and manipulate objects with telekinesis. They mostly interact with other water-dwelling sapient species, but are not opposed to communication with those on the surface.

(-marge simpson voice- I just thought they'd be neat)

(Satyrs)

Humanoid goats, frequently short, with dexterous front hooves for grasping things. They eat pretty much anything and get along pretty much everywhere.

(the decision to overhaul satyrs/fauns into full-on goat people also has no explanation other than possibly the fact i'm a furry. Similarly to vampires they're intended to fill the role hobbits/haflings/kender/etc fill in other fantasy settings)

(Pixies)

Superficially, pretty, sparkly, glamorous fey, they are in fact dragonfly-like humanoids with advanced illusion powers. They create an air of "fair folk" to drive others away, so they can live in peace.

(I wanted to have evil eldritch fair folk types without them being actually that evil, so there you go)

(Other:) (Luminoria and Umbratics)

Two groups of beings, one of light, one of darkness, that are subspecies of one known as the Celestials. They start life in a larval stage that metamorphosizes into a shapeshifting adult state that cannot die, just be reduced to a "core." They live in their own parallel dimensions to Klidi, but often visit there and influence its history, for good and for ill.

(Basically the substitute for angels and demons. Also yes my username is derived partly from the Umbratics.)

[screechingtrashcalzonewombat]

"Apopalictic Astral Asending" Reavaluate disassociate my self worth...

The galaxies have birthed an uncontrollable being ....

I've feel as tho Ive seen myself split in two ..

Witch side do u wanna see if ur lucky I'll let you choose .

Cause in the end I loose..

One of hate one of love could both be from up above..

Or down below ...

I've began to show signs of delusions as half my mind goes an tells me it's only mild confusion. As my body fights my brain an heart to escape theys terrible illusions.

Yet the other half tries to start a fusion of body an mind an all the suddently my thoughts are no longer mine..

But a evil so Divine that its wound it's way threw time itself I've fealt the damage the energy dealt. I've yelped in anquish an pain been stuck for 7 long years in the rain with nothing to gain .. I can barely fathom to explain im not fully on earth I'm on another astral plane but i fear i flew out of my lane I've gone insane never wanted fame Ever fealt like bat man I mean oops Bruce Wayne. Nah fuck hes spoiled a wet rat infact I'm more like hulk duck when I'm near i wearly see I'm drowning inside my mind but no one can hear my dear I fear I've lost control again but cant compute I've been booted out of the system I've clawed hit an kicked to try to get to the top but i outta of known I've been ripped an thrown from my throne ive been shown what this beast can do but who woulda thought a demon bought my soul ..a jackal a goul.....you'll see me shift into numbness I suposse it was my own dumbness for being to open now cause of me my body an mind are broken an stole. as I weep an shutter an i try to speak but only stutter I found myself weak in defeat ....as ik this demon reaching its peak will plunder an pillage the town I've found I'm bound to this beast nowhere to run not north south or east I can run it will feast on my soul until the end of time ..

For diamonds cannot compare to the rarity of a soul nor a bowl of Ruby's an jems rolled in gold .....

A bold statement you say........

.. theres no ray of light here they stole it away buried it in your mind but how can u define being locked trapped in yourself ...

You've dealt your own fate ...

Wanting ansers u dint deserve ..

Did you like your just dessert's...no?

Dose it hurt ..... After you itll kill children's childhood freinds like bernie & eart ....whent bizzirk an bashed there brains makeing bloody rains

curking on everyone with cutlery forks an knifes* slice *cook big bird with chives after I've shanked him 900 times... 100 more woulda been devine serve him drink to dry alone cooked an ripped him to the bone but not quite alone u may not be home inside but u can still watch...I thought I taught u better than to close ur eyes dont beg or look surprised look away an I'll adopt another stray to do the same a slow sweet death cure's my hunger anyway

.the wines innocents blood bitter sweet to the taste of the tounge

no one thought it capable I seemed...looked ...so young..

They dint know it had just begun it wasn't me but the evil half committing crime with glee an fleeing repetavidly revealingly images to my mind of times & crimes so sickening I thought I'd die forever scetched seered into my mind .binded with no power as one towers over you using your power you cowar for how dose one define the disasbalment of there an every defined mind while ur inner demon dines on flesh making a mess of your vessel you cant even wrestle your way to the light to stay only break down in defeat that your so far away you've became an internal mess cant even stand on ur feet the beast has u chained in defeat u cry an apologize looking for answers as of how to stop.....an then...you hear a voice .." you outta stayed silent instead of talk back. U shouldn't of complained do u still think ur life used to be pain...... . Ur a sack of shit ur wit is less than that of an ant not to rant but I'm not done yet I have ur soul now I'm never letting go no no no I have plenty more so much to show many souls to reap an emotions to subdue after all u said yes.....

...did you forget ur the one who started this.

mess ......you dressed your mind with fantasy an fiction word to the wise never mess with other worldly friction an your itching for a way out but I doubt ull get there before the end of time .after all you had a devil an an angel on ur shoulder an you chose wrong this time. Only took 666 times but I'm patient an always waiting for 6 years hating an burning flesh waiting for a prayer a call after all Lucifer was once an angel an the most beautiful you just dint get to see from what angle he had beauty wrath an determination but u humans resulted in his isolation incarsorason. So now we will end up being humanity's enialation when were done there entire selves with evaporate for the demons have released self hate to pro create creatures in confidence we annihilate the fate of the human race at least the trace slight like us able to bust threw dementions so weve mentioned a start to find the inordinary soul an heart ......humanity was doomed from the start.. you stole our purpose our reason to be......humans sit in sin an glee.

Your humanitys Pride is overbearing never genuinely caring ..

Greed is sweeping the nation its reached ever state an it's got a hot heaping plate of corruption for mankind's consumption greed is grotesque in its steps of the darkest quest to corupt ur mind an want. .want..want until that's all you are is wanting more

Lusting over losely draped garments you've tarnished ur soul .

Envy of what you do not posses but for all you know that information an life would make you a mess but ud still test ur envious tendencies.....

Glutton glutton what have you gained it's not knowledge no for it's to plain rather glutton uve found a urge that wont go away....

Wrath an vengeance blood draw too no one stops till some dies him or you....

Sloth last but not least cant forget you cause uuuh wait what that fuck do u do....you sleep an sulk sit slither out of simple tasks an that's why ur not 1st no ur last like humanity just ask ....

So soon the day will draw near the the number 4 is what you should fear our dear old freinds were sending up for a visit so they can reddit ur fate for each a horse an a trait the first out the door with bow in hand riding a white horse with bow in hand

..

Conquest the start of the final test leading the restthere dark version of light on a white stallion he leads the way an soon will follow hades anyway.

War was next on a red steed he rode prepared to purge an quench new blood for the wars an battels would just begin brother against brother an close of kin witch to win?

Famine foe of all on a black horse with the courses hair so fair merely bone but dont let his appearance fool you hes for he is full devouring your greed taking away everything you want or need an now ur rationed to nearly starvation stretching farther than destination world wide sensation...

Pleage reaper of souls slowly apears steadly trotting riding a very sickly steed looking pale an almost gruesome green with sores an sickness best keep a distance. For he shall be the bringer of death an reap you all one by one to the four you shall fall...

Will you be spared are you true....

Are you happy with your life what did you do...?

Rapture no you still must die.....

Say good by to this earthy chapter theres so much more that manifest after.

But only your earthly husk must rust an fall your all energy of grate mass....

It's time to take the task of self evolvment an enjoy an enlightened installment

this world was just step wrench ur third eye wide open an accept the token of eternal life.

Grinded it to atoms a flash of dust all together ur a self fulfilling must memory pass u in a rush.....

. sudently ur bodysuit is gone ....

But it dint felt like it quite belonged.

You were 7 grams of light matter to be exact an sudently you've cracked the atmosphere ..steering energetic waves my metal psyche caves to the new information flying threw stars consolations.

Suddently speeding at the sound of light the stratosphere seems to disapear ..

My fear is gonewithout a trace an freedom transferred in its place

but am waved in infatuation to find out about out true destination...

Restoration of the soul the goal of a higher self being achieved as I crash into the sun 1500°

I feel a warmth like no other each being hues of light I might of missed earth if not I heard a voice but a mental push no need for speech just thinking it shall be done said by the the brightest in the sun.

Rejoice at last but ur journeys yet to pass ..

This is merely were you start ....

Our flames grew high with frantic waves not wanting to give up the new life we were just gave

Suddenly our flames grew dim as we felt a swirling deep from withn sudently the surface of the sun turned to tin an bent in a cracked an caved with itself our time an space sending us ascending in alignment the same assignment.

Because the sun has begun to change ina twisted way a black hole some could say.

As all of our astral beings were ripped an tore apart at the seams we all merged an formed one all knowing creative being an sudently everything I've know has little matter I'm past a point of human chatter i understand infinity the holy trinity I down in the milky way an experienced every life I've relived it twice I've spliced my genetics into over 2000 million beings I've seen good an bad in between experienced every tragedy to build my strength an studyd every thesis an theory thread an chain nearly drove my vessel insane even took knifes threw my veins in anger yet it failed I was just a trailer.ive seen love hate an anger

Comprehension compasing many others I have love an understanding past many beings there anger seems to brush by me cause I'm with 2000 souls an minds that have formed one to reach a state I can medidate in the milky way an force your negative away .

Our astral self has accumulated complete power an understanding by costuming to our full potential our old body's merely a rental.

Gentle at first then bursted into power showered in knowledge I know now much that I wondered before but now I want more an I've thought till I an 2000 shared beings head hurt cause my girth of knowledge will now never be enough it's tough cause now I must find .... how to ascend again but for now i must defend my vast mind defind crime ...?

Keeping 2000 vast voices locked away so I can focus an try to learn anyway leaning in to vast places is I the 1st 2nd or 3rd or other many plains I cant quiet place I'm traveling threw them all searching for everything I couldn't before .

This life isent like the countless other this life I like it has interesting teathers

I've surpass Angel's an there feathers an vison of a hawk.

I've surpass demonds and there demonic temping talk ..

I've walked on water as I was ripped apart an I felt my self rebuilt every cell of my being got hit with rods of power lightning not even myself can fight me god like abilities the universe as built in me theres ben a spiritual shift a tilt in me somthing generations of DNA sprawled out in a numerical display my old life experiences is the price I pay so that I can be god even if only for a day

I think I'll sit an think somewere in the outter spink of the universe I've cursed myself with knowledge an now I'm aware step into my astral space....

If you dare...

[aharris00britney]

ASKS 10

‘less weird hairs,’ pics of me, real life questions, seasons thoughts, kpop stuff, ‘are you a boy’ erhdfnv, tutorial questions, edits, ‘safe’ cc, and umm yeah never go camping in the actual woods ok

Anonymous said: Can you do Less weird hair? I Like how good Mesh You make but all styles look Really Weird I never Would use them. I just want Usual hair? Thanks you            

Firstly, thank you for the meshing compliment, but tbh I think I make pretty simple hair styles? Like I don’t do many crazy things especially recently? Idk, I hope you like some of my hairs and can find something that fits in your liking :/

Anonymous said: Hi I really love you content and I was wondering if you’d ever do a “goddess locs” hairstyle?            

Ok I am gonna be super straight forward about this, making hairstyles like this is really challenging for me. I have tried a ton of times and I just can’t get the meshes to work out the way I like. UV mapping is a pain in the ass, making the hairline match well, and making sure none of the mesh strands are broken is next to impossible for me. Most creators that make hairstyles like this do them from scratch or spend a long time working on them for them to look right. I’m not saying ‘no’ because I am going to try to play around with some seasons meshes (I have hair ideas) but no promises :(

Anonymous said: BLACKPINK COMEBACK

i know omg jennie snapped, I wasn’t planning on buying the physical album but I ended up caving in and getting the pink versions ;-; I hope I get Jennie or Lisa photocards

Anonymous said: i know your theme is by gukthemes, but what is it called?            

PAPILLON by GUKTHEMES

Anonymous said: Are you ever gonna do a face reveal?

I have posted a pic of myself before in one of these ask posts, here are three more from the past few months :P

Anonymous said: Fav kpop group(s)???            

1). LOONA (bias Kim Lip) 2). BLACKPINK (bias Jennie) 3). RED VELVET (bias Joy) 4). CLC (bias Yeeun) 5). DREAMCATCHER (idk their names but the rapper)

Anonymous said: You play pokemon go still?

Yes! I collected cards/figures growing up and watched the show before school every morning. I’m not a ‘game’ fan but the mobile app is fun. Actually I played the Wii U Pokemon tournament game but it was boring so :/

Anonymous said: are you going to buy seasons? do you think it is worth it?

I got it from CDkeys for $25 lmao, so yes :P I can’t run the live mode so I kind of am just getting it for the new CAS assets :/ but I think the pack looks really good. Everyone always says ‘it looks like the best EP so far’ every time something new comes out so I’m not gonna say that but we will see :D

Anonymous said: whats ur skin blend called?            

Fruitpunch! You can get it here

Anonymous said: when are you going to be done camping?

I am back home now lmao I assume you sent this when I posted about not having service there :P but I was camping for 3 days? I know it was 2 nights at least refdbv also omg some camping stories:

► I didn’t have my voice for the entire trip bc I got sick with laryngitis, and now koby (the guy i shared a tent with) has it too erfdbvc

► It was blazing hot like omg I was dying, there werent showers, bathrooms, anything with AC. The tents were boiling hot, the ground fucking hurt, and it was just hell ok this isnt even a story I just need to complain.

► There was a racoon family outside the tents the first night, and we thought it was a bear bc we were literally in the middle of the woods, like it wasn’t a campsite with other people, it was the forest ;-; anyways we were legit so freaked out and up for 2 hours just listening to them walk around the tents and god it was so scary rfbdv

► As I said, I had no service so I missed the larvitar community day in pokemon go -_-

► I suck at cornhole so I was the cheer leader for a team UwU

► A deer jumped out right in front of the fucking car like RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT omg we were so close to hitting it like... it was fucking scary

► We went walking on a trail that was down a mountain and once we got down we discovered that the chairlift up was CLOSED so we had to walk back up and it was a nightmare bc we had all just drove like 30 minutes to shower in crappy no pressure no heat showers and we were all sweaty again by the time we got back to the top ;-;

dont go camping

Anonymous said: Your last edit creeps me out.

LMAO why? It isnt meant to be sexual or scary?  

@achinghearts88 said: I really love Sims 4 cc but I constantly struggle with finding safe sites and have accidentally downloaded a virus trying to get cc before so I'm kinda frightened now. What advice do you have for getting safe cc? Thanks!

Hello! I use an adfly skipper + adblock, and if both of those don’t work then I just don’t download the cc. For some creators (nolan-sims, simduction, isjao, ivo-sims, and others) I will turn them off because I know these creators aren’t ones that use the sketchy adfly stuff, but for others that I don’t know well I leave it on. I use: U Block origin and adfly skipper (both on firefox)

Anonymous said: I couldn't find a "contact me" thing but your AHarris00Britney has a broken mesh I think.            

??? idk what this means im sorry ;-; what hair are you referring to?

Anonymous said: an amazing creator and a loona fan???? i stan            

My mind... your mind... our mind..

@chocooosims said: hey, I love your cc, you are such a good creator! :) I'm not sure if someone already ask you that, but have you ever considered making a tutorial where you show us how you create maxis match hair? I mean, I know that I can already find on Internet  tutorials about frankenmeshing hair. But the thing is that you are one of the only creator who do more than simply merge 2 EA's hair together. So, I would really love to see a tutorial of how you are creating your cc! :) Thx for your time!! 

I am making a BIG tutorial right now of me making a hair from start-finish and it is around 3 hours not speed up. My guardian angel is going to edit it for me tonight and then I will try to have it posted next week sometime

Anonymous said: what university are you going to?

Radford :D it is in Virginia

Anonymous said: Just wanted to let you know you're a king           

thank you lmao I wish it were true, stan loona or be beheaded

Anonymous said: r u a guy or girl or non binary etc. also are you lgbtq+ at all? not to judge, just wondering :)

uuh, I’m a gay guy lmao idk about all the other terms like cis/bianary ;-; i like the anatomy exclusive to the male body

edit: rip so someone messaged me asking what I meant by “anatomy exclusive to the male body” and I was like ?? bc I meant i like d**k, and i explained that i didn't like using cuss words on my blog bc my account got shut down/deleted/reported last year and was completely gone for two days while I emailed my butt off to get it back. Also, I was trying to be funny by sounding proper and using big terms like anatomy/exclusive instead of just saying “i like penis” bc that just isnt as fun to say imo. My anatomy teacher never used words like v*gina/p*nis and would say stuff like that, and I always found it funny and I guess that was another reason I worded it that way. Anyways if you think I was being transphobic, I apologize. I hope you don’t think that I am transphobic bc of that? If you want to message me and talk to me about how I can word stuff better then I am around 24/7 mostly, but I’m not going to fight with anyone who is just looking to argue because that is childish. I am sorry to those that got offended but I got one message about this so if something like this happens, message me like this person and ask what I meant so that it isn’t blown out of proportion. Again, I did not think that it would be taken that way and I am sorry if you felt that I was making fun of a trans person. <3

Anonymous said: What do you see in the corner of your room when you get sleep paralysis  (;            

James Charles with breasts on the beach and im not sharing this photo anymore it is demonic OK

Anonymous said: hi! i installed your non-default eye recolors but i'm having a glitch with them. my female sims lose their face in cas and it's just like an empty spot where the face should be. i have the default eyes installed too so i know it's not an issue with a missing mesh but i'm not sure how to fix it.            

Hello!! I don’t think this is my eyes because I’m not experiencing this glitch? Did you run a S4S batch fix over everything? I think that causes this glitch sometimes but I am unsure. Try repairing your game and if you have the “no EA eyelash” mod then redownload that and replace the old file.

@sephirajo said: I found your sims 4 mods and I love the hairs! They're so amazing and pretty.            

thank you so much!

Anonymous said: In your collab with wildpixel, I F**KING love the Ivy hair; do you have any recolours of it or any of the other hairs in the collab?

all the hairs in that pack are recolored in the anathema and sacharinne palette :) and I reblog all recolors of my cc over on @aharris00britneyrecolors

[ask-the-friendly-ink-demon]

About The Characters

((saw @ask-spider-bendy do one of these on their page and i was bored and plus most people don’t know an whole lot about the gang here actually, half the art mainly the first, second and third one belongs to @anawizachu585 the brittany clapping icon belongs to @licoriceblackaliceangel )) Bendy/Mod, Zetocarnious, (Toon Form)

an very strange yet interesting being indeed, the demon here is named zetocarnious which is bendy’s dead demon name, zeto here was an hellhound demon and rumored to have lived since the beginning of earth making him very very old, how he died and had his soul reverted to an baby hellhound’s soul remains an mystery but why he died is quite simple, he was framed for murdering his father. either way his soul drifted and searched for an new host as it was slowly withering away, one day however it was lured by smelling various unknown materials that were being used in the ink machine, when the soul showed up it merged with whatever it was that was forming into the ink as thus created and turned into the beloved cartoon devil you all see before you, despite the ink chosing henry’s design over joey’s design. bendy here is an cunning and charming demon but despite him not knowing about his own past he doesn’t remember an thing about being zetocarnious only an deep part that is locked deeped inside remembers zeto, after being merged with alpha and having his seventh form back bendy here is regaining some memories he does know that he is a real demon but he still doesn’t know what kind or who he really was. Henry Jefferson Jarvis (Creator Of Bendy)

the creator of bendy and the head animator in joey drew’s studios and now an retired war veteran henry is a kind and caring people who helps anyone in need. due to his time at war he has changed he’s gained an more calm and not easily startled personality, he misses the toons and his fellow co-workers greatly during his time at war when he got the letter he was thrilled but also curious, during his time at the hellhole of the studio henry here formed an bond stronger than any other with bendy the two overcoming anything, as of now he started working on a warehouse not too far from both the studio and the lodge, usually he and bendy go there to haul or load stuff there, the demon has no clue why they always do this but henry just prefers to keep an secret, there was an time where he became an near perfect version of a bendy and had some time to get used to it, despite the powers he had he was glad to be rid of it as he did’int want to spend the rest of his life as an toon  Alice Allison Angel 

the third toon made from the ink machine, alice is a little gift sent from above. she was meant to be at first bendy’s rival due to her being an angel and him being an demon but later on she is now the love interest of bendy in the show. even outside the show both of them had a crush on eachother, she loves to make people happy and smile and won’t hesitate to help anyone in need, but she is a tough angel and looks can get someone an stab in the head for that, during the events at the hellhole of the studio allison here was very alarmed and curious to most things but head on strong when it came to fighting she can hold her own very well in a fight against an horde of various ink like creatures. as of now she happily takes care of their daughter brittany who she cherises her and bendy close to her heart, unlike joey’s design, henry’s design has her wearing an blue dress and having hair covering her eye along with wings and red gloves along with a pink bowtie along with red heels, and her halo also shows what emotion she is feeling. Boris The Wolf (Toon Form)

the second toon made from the ink machine and the best friend and brother of bendy, boris aint one for talking that much and mostly just sits around either playing his clarinet or eating, he is very friendly and kind to those who are kind back and believes there is good in everyone, like bendy he too has a monster form but he only uses it as a last resort, unlike joey’s design, henry’s design here has him wearing an shirt under his overalls and fingerless gloves, along with a tail and boots. Alpha, BeNdY (The Ink Demon)

the ink demon, the most feared and powerful creature and the mistake of joey drew’s studio, alpha here was once an part of bendy, during an certain extent of time joey seperated the two from their bodies thus bendy became bendy and the other slowly became alpha, when the studio’s curse first fell upon everyone alpha was the first and the most to suffer it all, he was controlled to being joey’s lapdog for a certain amount of time until he finally gained control overhimself but still played the part making joey think he still had full control over him, he was sadistic and cunning and murderous, hellbent of killing henry and bendy, as of now he has an more sassy and grumpy like personality and simply jokes around at times with the others, he unlike bendy is not a lust nor a romantic demon, he is part ghost and asexual after all, besides that he would build an more sibling like relationship with those that are friends to bendy. like the other demon alpha too has the burden of an monster form as well as his true form which he gained when bendy offered him his soul. Sammy Lawrence (Non-corrupted by the ink)

an false prophet and now an retired musican, sammy here is a big ol grumps and prefers others to let him work in peace, the only people he would talk to were henry, jack, and susie, despite knowing of the other two’s deaths he still retained his own personality just more bitter, he tends to snap an lot when people make fun of him for how he looks with his hair and appearance. he doesn’t give an fuck when people ask him or make fun of him for his height. as of now sammy just prefers not to bothered with everything and just simply does whatever he can around the lodge. Norman Polk (The Projectionist)

the projectionist, once known as norman polk now turned into an freak of nature, but despite that he is a really nice guy once people get to know him, he was from an african american like family hence his accent, and he has an wise and kind like personality vibe to him despite being the oldest of the group (in his early 60′s) he has moments of going ‘feral’ in the studio but they were shortlived, as of now he has better control overhimself and tends to speak an lot more than before, he helps out around the lodge by acting like an sort of guard patrolling the lodge at night. his screeches scare off tresspassers, he enjoys doing this during halloween as tons of people and kids come to the lodge thanks to henry. Brittany The Angelic Demon (toon form)

the daughter of bendy and alice, brittany here is a little princess and a gift to the two, she enjoys making people happy and smile and will feel bad seeing those who are upset, she like alice won’t hesitate to help those in need despite her size and age she sometimes acts more childish than bendy. she is very go-lucky and cheerful and whenever people see her they can’t help but smile at her. Susan The Toon Tyrannosaurus Rex (Toon Form)

the only surviving toon like dinosaur besides the snake raptors, susan here was made during an crossover like special between jurassic park and bendy in the show, she along with two other larger trexes were meant to break out and cause chaos around sillyvision town (name of the village the toons lived in during the show) when brought to life during henry’s absence from the studio susan relied on her parents for help and survival, when they fell to the hands of her enemies the ink snake raptors she mourned their deaths for hours. she is usually very quiet and very timid only making herself known when hungry, or being playful or wanting to take an walk, she protected bendy and the others an few times during their time at the studio, she like boris and bendy also has an monster form but she hasn’t gotten full control over it yet.

[coffee-and-kpop]

PeachJin’s Au Drabble Prompts

We all know how much Admin PeachJin loves writing AU’s, so here’s a whole list of requests to keep her satisfied!

🌺  - ones that have already been done. you can still request these, but i’d also love it if you’d request one i haven’t done yet!! (if you click on the flowers beside the prompt, it will take you to the drabble I wrote for it just fyi)

           College Au’s :

“Take this flier, or so help me!”

There’s only one left-handed desk left in the class

All our friends are drunk

GROUP PROJECT

The delivery service on campus sucks 🌺

You’re both suuuuuper late to class

Rivals in a class together

The Waffle Station in the dining hall

“You’re in my study spot.”

Lab. Partners

“I can’t believe you’re my RA.”

The communal kitchen. 3AM.

“Quick, make out with me.” 🌺  🌺  🌺  🌺

Our fraternity/sorority are in a war against each other.

Someone just pulled the fire alarm at 3 AM

“If you don’t stop throwing parties I’ll murder you.”

You’re dating my roommate and she hates me anyway

You’re always partying and I’m always studying Royalty Au’s :

Your country is trying to take over mine

We’re engaged to be married

We’re engaged to be married to other people

I’m royalty and you’re a servant

I’m royalty and you’re my bodyguard

I’m always pretending I’m not royalty and you’re always calling me out about it Assassin Au’s :

“Wait, you were hired to kill him, too?”

“I’m sorry, it turns out you weren’t the person I’m supposed to kill.”

“The never told me the target was a trained killer, too.”

“Sorry I’ve been using your apartment to kill people.”

You’ve been training together since you were younger 🌺

The Assassin Academy is only for the best and brightest Reincarnation Au’s :

“I’ve been looking for you for three lifetimes and my best friend’s date has your eyes.”

It never works, in any lifetime

Your age is always different in every lifetime when we meet, but mine is always the same

Reincarnated as an animal instead

We never speak the same language 🌺  🌺 Fantasy Au’s :

A mermaid caught in a fisher’s net 🌺 

“I’m worried my goldfish is depressed.”

Mermaid vs. Siren 🌺

Rival Dragon riders 🌺

“Well, you try talking some sense into the bridge troll.” 🌺

You’re a werewolf

He’s a werewolf

We’re in the same wolf pack

We’re in rival wolf packs 🌺

I just got my first dragon

Fairies: we control opposite seasons

You’re a fairy 🌺

He/She’s a fairy 🌺

There’s a darkness spreading throughout the fairies and you have the key

We’re demon hunters 🌺

Demon vs. Hunter

Demon vs. Angel

We’re both fallen angels

Based off your favorite Fairy Tale 🌺 

Based off your favorite Fairy Tale, but with a twist ;) 🌺

Siren vs. Pirate 🌺

We live in a world where Greek/Egyptian/Norse gods are real (pick one of those three, or any other mythology!) Soulmate Au’s :

Your clock is frozen but it’s not on 00.00.00 yet wtf??? 🌺

You’re clock begins counting up until you meet your soulmate, and then stops

Your soulmate clock is actually a countdown of how long your soulmate has left to live

Your clock is counting down how long you have left to find your soulmate or one of you dies unless you meet 🌺

You have your soulmate’s lifespan on your arm

The soulmate idea is stupid; I’m in love with someone else

You have a compass that leads to your soulmate instead of a clock

You can see in color, but after you meet your soulmate you see in B&W

You can see in B&W, but after you meet your soulmate you see in color 🌺 

Once your soulmate dies, you stop seeing color

If you dye your hair, your soulmate’s hair changes color too

When your soulmate dyes their hair, your nails change to that color

When your soulmate dyes their hair, your eyes change to that color 🌺

You have a tattoo of where/when you’ll meet your soulmate

When your soulmate gets a tattoo, it shows up on you but you also feel all the pain 🌺

Your tattoo will only complete itself once you find your soulmate 🌺

Your tattoo changes colors based on your soulmate’s moods

Whatever mark you get on your body, your soulmate gets too

Your soulmate feels your pain

Your dreams are your ability to see through your soulmate’s eyes

You can meet your soulmate in your dreams 🌺

Sometimes your can hear your soulmate’s thoughts... 🌺 

The Red Strings of Fate Crime/Gang/Mafia Au’s :

You’re mistaken for a member of the most dangerous criminal gang in the city

Rival gang leaders 🌺  🌺 

Rival gang members

“The only thing I asked you do to was keep the hostage alive!”

“You’re the worst hostage I’ve ever had.” 🌺  🌺

“Of fucking course you’re the leader of the mafia. You were just too perfect.”

Cop/Mafia leader 🌺 

Muffled gunshots just came from your neighbor’s apartment Hogwarts Au’s :

We’re both prefects and need to use the bathroom...

“I know you don’t know me, but I think your cat is in love with my toad.” 🌺

Your boggart is humiliating 🌺

“No, Kama Sutra for Wizard’s is not what they keep in the restricted section of the library.” 🌺

Reading tea leaves

“I’m sorry I transformed your goblet into a poisonous spider.”

“I was just kidding when I said you should jump in the lake to find the giant squid!” 🌺

Firewhiskey

There’s been a mass escaping of blast-ended skrewts so RUN

“I’m sure you didn’t mean to tell me you tried the engorgio charm on your dick.” 🌺

Quidditch player/announcer 🌺

Muggleborn/Pureblood dynamic

You’re so embarrassed by a howler so I’ll just moon everyone to distract them 

Combatting against prejudice one jelly-hex at a time

Looking into the Mirror of Erised together and not seeing anything different...

Patronuses

My amortentia is basically you... Zombie Apocalypse Au’s :

This field of flowers is the first beautiful thing we’ve seen 

“You’re bitten so I have to cut your arm off.”

“For some reason I’m not turning after I was bitten.”

You save his ass from almost being eaten because girl power

“I have extreme food allergies I can’t eat that peanut butter!”

The cause really was bath salts and he was the main dealer...

You’re in the same group of scientists forced to work on a cure

“You can’t take on a whole hoard by yourself!”

You’re in a group together and you just might kill him before the zombies do

The zombie apocalypse makes your emotions go wild

You’re on your period and need to scavenge for some tampons NOW

“Please be here when I wake up.”

You were separated before the outbreak and trying to find your way back to each other. 🌺  🌺 Misc :

Prisoner/Guard

Fugitive/Bounty Hunter

Escaping prison together

Stranded on an island after a plane crash

Cops or Detective partners

Superheroes/we have super powers

Admin’s choice

Put my phone of shuffle and create a world/au based on the first song

Make up your own!

CEO/secretary

Rick Business Man

Your asshole of a boss

Chief/Waitress

You own rival restaurants across the street from each other

He’s the heir to a huge fortune

“We just hired a new pool boy/driver/butler.” **Ones I forgot/thought of later :

You/him are a stripper

You/him are a prostitute/escort

You’re a vampire, I’m a werewolf (or vise versa) (Fantasy Au) 🌺

Vampire vs. Slayer (Fantasy Au)

Pick a movie/tv show for me to throw you and your bias into

Spies 🌺

You’re rival surgeons/doctors in the same hospital

You’re a caterer at a wedding and your bias is a drunk guest

You and your bias are both caterers for a company

Your dreams merge with your soulmate’s Historic Au’s :

“Excuse me, you’ve just hit me with that shoe you threw.”

Scandalous ankles and/or unbound hair

Antiquity

Middle Ages

18th-19th Century

Victorian era

Edwardian (Pre-WWI)

Pick a decade in the 1900s

Pick a dynasty/reign

[craigbank]

The Bees Knees of Godspeak

The first two things the Holy Bible says our Lord, The Almighty Father hath made were Mr. God Damn (Adam) and Mrs. Evil (Eve). The God Damn protects the Almighty Mother, who is actually a feminine energy being much like Lee Lu in the movie, Fifth Element. Adam protects her being with black fire, much like the power of the devil. He destroys anything and everything to protect the Divine Mother who is the source of all life.

The God Damn also protects her creations, which are under the his protection and care, which he hath forged through his almighty power, but from the will of the divine intelligence springing from the Divine Mother. Much how it is true that behind every powerful man there is an even more powerful woman. The Evil teaches us, the wee lil’ created ones, to behave and be good freegan people. Ye’ life is twiddled with so damn much money and strife, aka trials and tribulations, which one of God’s partners, Satan, carries out in God’s name, for your spiritual growth, as an all-pervasive dark matter which lurks in the shadows, who sits behind every atom in your site, and everything particle behind you, or not in your site, tempting you, calling you to succumb to the seven deadly sins. This is why children are scared of the dark.

Darkness existed before God fashioned the Earth,  according to genesis and modern particle physics on dark matter and dark energy, so the Kingdom of Hell , the dark matter and energy, which science estimates being responsible for 90+ percent of the density of the whole universe, thus calling into question whether or not Lucifer is the true omnipotent God who carries a concealed identity. Maybe he is juggling both the hands of good and evil, being the manly God, while the white light being his wife, is the source of his wisdom. Many things disconnect intelligence from force, like the human body, the mind exists internally, while our arms exist externally, so as not to damage the mind, as it is the thing that when dies, our bodies immediately follow. At death, the human body exerts every last bit of energy to maintain the function of its brain for as long as possible, because without it, nothing us works. It is out of the conscious, subconscious, and unconscious mind that the imprints of the soul are cut into a spirit die, then forging our new flesh in the afterlife. For nothing can come into life and perish, for all life is precious. Everything lives on in stages, and then through a cycle, but at will, being reborn when it ages for eons, billions of years, having each soul reach the power of the Almighty Father before cycling.

When you’re at the stage of all the darkness in the entire universe male God, and your wife is at the stage of all light shining between all the darkness connecting all things and being the source of all life, eventually the two merge completely, and each two become one grey a piece. They then carry the universe in their mind, looking internally to watch it, better protecting it, while at the same time transcending one dimensional spiritual plane higher, where they meet their maker, and they walk beside them with Godheads. So I guess it’s true since I met one, aliens do exist, and they’re called greys and are grey because they came as a result of the merger and balance of much darkness and light in a universe, and all that matter is what gives them the power to control light, and many other things, and is why many people are scared of them or have trouble getting away from them in scientology. Given you preform devout practice and persevere, and hard work towards divinity, all the secrets of the universe can be discovered. This is how the scientology compound located in California legally gets away with allegedly enslaving humans seeking knowledge about aliens, because what is given to them there is enough to give them what they sought, but most can’t do it, because they can’t see the light, they can’t see the light because they don’t know darkness, and if you don’t know darkness then you’re not a man, and if you don’t listen to the light, then you’re not a good one. Same goes for light, females.

The end times in the Bible and the Kali period in Hindu, describe the tumultuous times for the universal transition, which we are all part of, all being lifted higher and higher by beings in higher planes than us. All following the celestial cycles of their planetary configuration, encompassed by stronger forces weaker felt affecting the planets most effecting us, and so on to infinity, until all the darkness combines (black wholes), and all the light unites Stars. This is evidenced as true, the universe being one giant expanse controlled by mainly only two almighty beings, because the acceleration of the expansion of the universe happening in every direction ever since the big bang gave birth to our universe pushes all galaxies and stars apart, but read astronomy news and you’ll discover the Milky Way is on a collision course with our nearest neighboring galaxy, the Andromeda galaxy. Each galaxy is known in the Chinese culture as a dragon. The dragons sort of mate when two black holes, one in each and every center of a galaxy, combine, and the elliptical formation disrobements and the stars and planets and then take on new bodies, outwardly projecting darkness to the universe from which they just spawn, and internally being filled with light, making them transparent, or translucent to some. It is possible that if you didn’t see it coming through your narrow minded monitoring, all the beings on planets in those galaxies, might never even see it happen. I guess that is one way darkness protects us from destroying ourselves with our own devices, by creating illusions of physical matter, cloaked under an eternally incomprehensibly understandable never ending increasing complexity encryption. The mind on the our Godhead, darkness, hell bent on security, not afraid to take a life or five hundred and fifty trillion a day if needed to protect his precious land, like a soldier, trained in war and battle, hardened from loss and sadness, well versed in all iniquity, serving as a vaccine protecting against all future wars, that never end in difficulty or length or complexity or kind, open minded like a child to harness the occult powers of the spirits, gods, demons, and angels.

So too is the marriage connecting the God Father and the God Mother, because from two halves they make one perfect whole. The Holy Bible also explains this. Genesis 2:24, “For this reason a man shall leave his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they shall become one flesh.

Just be careful with dealing with the devil, do it with pure intentions and a sound mind or you just might fuck shit up. Adam, The God Damn also represents God himself who also searches for his creator, who once conscious acted with hateful desire to find the love of another, which then fashioned his wife, light, which he called Eve, named after the evil inside of him which hath created her. It is a story reflected in our own births, us not recalling our lives as babies, or knowing what made the whole universe, a trait all living things share, and a truth that can probably never be fully known to the deepest depth, because it is a cycle, much as life and death, where we live, die, transcend, grow, transcend, and ultimately choose to be reborn. Probably true for God himself, as soon as he finds a worthy candidate bad enough to take his place until he returns. He who findeth wisdom findeth life. Life always coming from a couple, male or female, or from a descendant, always and forever.