#The Creepy Mind of Phil Lester

[reunitedinterlude]

dnp + ghosts (1, 2, 3)

[obv10usly]

I woke up and couldn’t stop thinking about the best 3 seconds in the whole DanAndPhilGames history

[astradyke]

hi 2:30 am here fuck well here's the post: being in this community is exhausting in the best way because i have entirely forgotten about the hand-holding in the april fools video until i remember in a violent resurgence. and i forgot about the orange carpet for we're all doomed and the aftershow with phil being there. and i forgot about remote crisis manager. and i forgot about the orange heart when phil retweeted for wad's full release. and i forgot about all the knowing jokes in their latest videos. and i forgot about the first sister daniel debut. and i forgot about from emo to angel. and i forgot about the bed and the his and his' joke and sims honeymoon parallels and the triple date photos. and i forgot about cheers dear and after everything all the health scares we don't want to take this for granted and i wanted you to be happy.

which is all to say that i haven't actually forgotten about any of these things, because i couldn't have. my mind is always a split between the small moments interspersed in gaming videos and every mention of dan during his hiatus including all the videos phil had hyping up what he was doing. and i think about cheers dear too much and i think about for the first time since i was a tiny child i actually felt safe. and i think about phil doesn't count as a person and i think about i've just seen how happy he's been since he's figured all this out. and i think about easy bubby and i think about you look lovely here.

but obviously every second dan and phil moves is like a gunshot to me, so currently all i can think about is the couple photos from their trip together. and i just got jumpscared thinking about the orange heart again because GOD we've been in this era for no time at all and for a LONG minute. i'm really new to posting in the phandom so maybe it's just that but i think it's silly i don't know like how much has happened. they <3

[danrifics]

that being said i can’t believe he yeeted that moon jumper?? can i have it i love that jumper!!

i really thought he was gonna yeet my favourite jumper and he didn’t thank god

[an-internet-introvert]

For Dan and Phil Appreciation Week:

Day 5- Favourite Dan and Phil Games video

The Creepy Mind of Phil Lester, there is just a vibe to this video that I love so much

I think about Dan saying "I'm a cute and I'm having a stress reaction all the time" so much

[phlesbian]

7 days of Spooky Week - 3/7 - The Creepy Mind of Phil Lester

[dnpoll]

jumper below the cut! sorry if i missed a vid :(

[laprasboat]

📺?

📺 Do you have a favourite DAPG video?

easy. amazingdan

the flirty we-just-started-dating-and-we-cant-keep-our-hands-off-eachother vibe, the horniness, the 2010s rAnDom lol xd humor. unmatched.

but the creepy mind of phil lester is a close second

[amazing-phlonde]

think my subconscious somehow manifested glasses dan bc this morning i was taking screenshots of him from the ‘creepy mind of phil lester’ video ..

[blossoms-phan]

in honor of DAPG turning ten, what’s your DAPG video?? Why? What do you love about it, why does it resonate with you so much?

pass it on if ya like :)

ty for the question!! <3 gonna try not to name like 10 or think about this too hard since everyone is already answering it lol but we luvv u gaming channel

one of my faves will always be the first fnaf video - literally my childhood/preteenhood encompassed in one video i remember being soo excited for it as the same friend who introduced me to dnp got me into fnaf, the coffee spill/chair fall moment is just so iconic 😭

christmas shopper simulator - this is just one of those random ones I can quote from heart it’s so classic

jurassic putt golf with friends - this is MY dnpgames video I’ve claimed it idk what it is about it the gas leak is hitting hard or something it’s just endless silly banter and my go to background video I love it so much

any spooky week video!! i love the silly ones and real horror games, outlast is one of my favourite games I wish they played more of it but I also love the “creepy mind of phil lester” and the recent ones

final google feud and final (not) dvp battle duh

literally everything post hiatus, but I’ve particularly enjoyed all the board/card games they’ve been playing!! (ty relatable)

i lied I yapped fuck this post happy birthday dnpgames 🎈

[reunitedinterlude]

31 days of october

day 20) The Creepy Mind of Phil Lester

[simplydnp]

Hmm you seem smart(?)

If I was to get a DnP inspired tattoo serious or funny what would you suggest?

dying at the 'smart (?)' 😂

also honoured you asked me bc i am feeling extremely impulsive rn and am either cutting bangs or getting a tattoo in the next bit so i have been Thinking about tattoos okay

serious

dan: an eclipse & stars - or a quote from him (WAD, BIG, or otherwise. depends on your vision for it. i'm a big fan of wad's thesis: maybe we're all doomed, but first, you get to live (although definitely confirm the words before committing))

phil: try new things - genuinely, even though he's shifted from the branding a little, its a great sentiment and isnt 'obviously' a dnp tattoo if you're looking for more subtlety

dnp: i'm sure there's an artsy way to put a 'd' and 'p' together that looks cool

funny

dan: 'stress reaction' - tongue in cheek, can apply to getting a tattoo at all, and a lovely reference to him saying it in the creepy mind of phil lester.

phil: capita£ester

dnp: cat whiskers are a classic, depends if you see it as funny or nostalgic. otherwise don't cry, craft. (looking up cursed dnp quotes gave me 'i know you milked my cow danny fire' so. could do that i guess 😂)

apologies for it mostly being words/phrases. theyre floating in my head bc theyre what i want, and also, i cant visualize so images don't come to mind at first. even if you don't go with one of my suggestions, let me know what you decide! tattoos are cool

[manchesterau]

the way i was in the middle of rewatching the creepy mind of phil lester when he tweeted

[an-internet-introvert]

The Creepy Mind of Phil Lester

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Fics Not Rated (2) Masterlist

part one

a teenage beauty queen of sorts (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: dan gets into the world of being a beauty guru, and phil’s just the cute admirer

Advent Calendar 2019 (ao3) - Phantje

Summary: Dan and Phil are best friends. Also, Dan loves Phil, but Phil doesn't need to know that, especially as it could unredeemably change their relationship. Also, Dan loves being part of Phil's daughter Ashley's life. As long as he can stay close to them and see them be happy, he should be fine.

When Phil asks him for a favour, Dan agrees without hesitating, unaware of how much a taste of his dream life would affect him.

Cold, Empty Mattresses and Falling Stars (ao3) - conshellation

Summary: 2009 au where phil and his family own a campground/cabins in an area that is known for stargazing and phil has lived his entire life there, therefore knowing a lot about stars. dan and his family come from the city to said campground because dan is a nerd and asked to come there for his birthday.

Dan’s Plants (ao3) - amazingdalien

Summary: Dan owns a plant store. Phil keeps bringing back his dead plants.

DreamCasts Presents (ao3) - SummerFlingsAndThings (QueenJunoTheGreat)

Summary: Phil's son is obsessed with the faceless man who narrates audiobooks.

Dan's daughter is obsessed with the brightly dressed librarian in charge of the children's department.

And Dan and Phil? Well, they're a little obsessed with one another.

endings, endings, beginnings. (ao3) - commonemergency

Summary: A lot can happen in eleven years, he said, finishing his cup of coffee. Dan and Phil had lived a full life. It wasn’t always happy, but nothing can ever truly be happy, but it was finding the happiness and the light in those dark places.

Exposed (ao3) - breatherepeat

Summary: The video is posted and the truth is out to the world. Dan continues on his journey to self-acceptance and love.

Friends won't treat me like you do (ao3) - Mangomelions (orphan_account)

Summary: Phil pretends to be Dan's boyfriend to stop a creepy guy hitting on Dan. The lie escalates and they decide to keep it up for a while. How long can they keep pretending?

HOT TO GO! (ao3) - ae121

Summary: Dan loves his roller skating job where he gets to sing and be silly.

He loves his boyfriend Phil, even more.

I Dare You To Stay (ao3) - realityfallsapart

Summary: Dan Howell is a barista working a shitty job, frequenting his shitty apartment, and living a shitty existence, hiding his asexuality and going for a PHD in self-depreciation and depression. Phil Lester is a part-time intern, part-time employee at a local weather station, trying to get experience in his field and make a name for himself, while juggling a second job at the nearby Tesco's to give him some financial breathing room. Their paths were never supposed to meet, but what happens when they do anyways, one rainy day in Manchester?

I Don’t Wanna Think of Anything Else (Now That I’ve Thought of You) (ao3) - danscardigan

Summary: Dan and Phil meet and fall in love, all in one night.

I Don't Want the World to See Me (ao3) - Mysticallykai

Summary: Dan and Phil's first meeting, based off of Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls.

Dan hasn't really accepted that he likes men, and Phil is incredibly patient with him. Smut, angst and fluff.

ilomilo (ao3) - oliblu

Summary: Dan's childhood best friend unexpectedly passes away, after returning home from the funeral, everything seems different. Is it just Dan's mind playing a devious trick on him or is his world truly falling apart?

Inheriting love (ao3) - Fictropes

Summary: Dan lives and works in a small village where everyone knows everyone. A place where everything is typical, until Phil comes along.

instructions unclear (ao3) - danisnotreadingfanfic

Summary: this came to me in a dream. i am sorry.

Kaleidoscope (ao3) - danisnotinteresting

Summary: A fan makes up a rumour about Dan which turns out to be true, he assumes Phil must of leaked this and becomes very distraught.

Knock Out (ao3) - Spring_Haze

Summary: Dan and Phil receive a boxing-related challenge while filming PINOF 10, and it inspires the couple to explore their kinks and have incredible sex.

Missing you (ao3) - roman (orphan_account)

Summary: Phil watched as the Skype call went through and Dan's beautiful, pixelated face showed up on his laptop. His smile was wide and he looked really happy, Phil missed seeing this side of Dan; he just missed Dan in general.

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Phil is in Florida, Dan is not. Phil misses him

(more than just a) summer fling (ao3) - zsunsetz

Summary: dan howell absolutely despises the beach. but maybe a model called phil lester can help him out with that.

Naughty! Do Not Eat (ao3) - talentisntgenius

Summary: Why Dan Had To Call an Ambulance but it's parent!DnP

oh no (not now) (ao3) - kishere

Summary: It's the year 2013 and Phil, an omega, has an okay enough life. He's recently moved to London to pursue an opportunity to work for BBC Radio 1, he has a new flat, and his YouTube channel has been on an upswing. Sure, his heats are so inconsistent he finally had to ask his fiancé of five years, Dan, to help him through them so he could try and live a normal life. Which wouldn't be such an issue if Dan wasn't in love with Phil's hotter, tattooed twin, Dillon...

Somewhere Only We Know (ao3) - raisedufromperdition

Summary: The bench overlooking the lake in Central Park was the place Dan would go to lose himself in his thoughts and be alone. That is, until Phil Lester joins him one day, and suddenly Dan is no longer going to the bench to be alone. Suddenly the bench is where he gains a best friend, and where he falls in love.

SPI: A Dan and Phil Paranormal Investigator AU (ao3) - trancelover99

Summary: So I made a TikTok where Dan and Phil were Paranormal Investigators, and I decided to make an AU based on it.

The Cherry Blossom Secret (ao3) - BlueFox1319

Summary: A secret lies in this hideaway, for when an almost mad artist and a grief ridden photographer meet.

Their worlds could either wilt or bloom with unknowing enchantment.

To Live and Let Go (ao3) - raisedufromperdition

Summary: Upon his diagnosis of a terminal illness, Dan vows to spend the rest of his short life with Phil by his side, completing his bucket list while learning what it really means to live and love.

without saying a word (you had all of me) (ao3) - rainbowroshenpower

Summary: I trace it all back, three-thirty AM

That night, something turned in my heart

While you were sleeping, I fell in love

[fryday]

Choose one or more of MY questions

What is one piece of DNP wardrobe you wish you could own (or already do?)

What is your favorite DNP red carpet/event look (for any reason)

Which of DNPs shared or separate anecdotes is either your favorite, or you think is totally fake?

:D

hello!! i'm so sorry for taking ages to answer this. thank you for these questions, they're great!! i'll give my answers for all of them if that's okay but i'd also LOVE for anyone reading this to share their answers too!

i would steal phil's black and purple sweater!! (the one featured in i try to give dan a haircut and the creepy mind of phil lester) it's fun but understated, and looks super cosy.

dan's bnw suit for the last jedi - my jaw DROPPED, i will not lie. it was just so sleek and cool and on point for the event. he looked stellar next to the stormtroopers; just, conceptually, incredible. kudos

honestly the binoculars anecdote from recently just floored me. like how - how are they real. how is any of their life actually real. i'm convinced we're actually living on the set of a very long, drawn-out netflix adaptation of a wattpad fanfiction because surely this is fake

@ you, reading this, tell me your answers to these questions!