#The Council has spoken

[hatterthethird]

I think my favorite part of the mlp fandom is the fact that across the board everyone just sorta unanimously agreed that Fluttershy has huge boobs no matter what

[the-council-of-guinea-pigs]

wheek wheek wheek! are you perhaps a person/guinea pig that I already know? perhaps someone who has a very wrinkly skinny pig

Perhaps! The Council does contain a very wrinkly pink menace!

[mini-leafster]

[ask-the-virtual-council]

Why, hello there, my darlings! >:3 The Council has finally stopped being shy and is actually going to start posting like a thought I bloody-well would last month. I would also like to mention the literal video essay I have planned and of which I will likely be talking here. As well as the trainwreck of art pieces I've been trying to make for you all.

Receptionist Charles here! Starting this idiot's list of apology art (CHARLES YOU TWA-) is a photograph of last week's impromptu Literature Club meeting taken by Monika. It was her idea to make everyone switch books, which had... 'interesting' results. She has currently sworn to never do that again, as they were inconsolable for an entire day.

Then we have Will's shitty new self-insert OC who's tryING TO BE THE NEXT ME-

OKAY, ARSEHAT. IS THIS WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU?! They aren't a replacement for you, it's only for YouTube! >:(

FINE. Here's Will's new YouTube OC, their name is Rivet Angels and I'm not sure how many retcons it'll initiate but they definitely will.

And William (not the mod. the Afton one) is being consumed by the fog and a rescue team is being sent. Any help volunteered will be accepted. He needs to pay his taxes. @liquid-geodes , we require your assistance.

Anyways, that'll be all for now! Mod Will will soon be answering asks again, RIGHT?! (Fine! Fine! Sheesh. I'll add another. It's a year old though.)

[angstflayer-council]

egg

[gulava]

A Komory Bat version of Sora’s Halloweentown outfit.

[saykataruok]

Swooping is bad.

[deathinfeathers]

[charmingbrute]

[ultimate-destroyer-duel]

our intern is fine. All staff at destroyer corp are treated with respect. Please disregard all false accounts that state she is not.

[ask-the-virtual-council]

What’s it like having both a husband AND a boyfriend?

I have more than that, darling, but in my opinion... It's absolute Heaven( or Hell, if that's your thing)~

Defending them on the other hand... That's just a pain and not in the fun way.

[ultimate-destroyer-duel]

I must ask, who is ur worst submission so far?

i will not name names but the submission was not one whom the council could claim was a destroyer for multiple reasons.

1 they were a real actual person

2 it was not humorous (the council did not giggle in glee nor jolly. they grimaced.)

3 no sufficient lore as all destruction took place within a game.

4 they’re no longer with us so it feels extremely disrespectful

in conclusion they shall not be admitted. they will not pass go. and will not cause harm to several civilians.

[team-council-two]

extension of my last message, how important are the herr/frau honorifics to germans? is there an alternative to it if you're in a relationship with someone, or are you simply on a first-name basis?

Herr and Frau are formal, so in any informal relationship you just use the first name. Or a nickname.

[ask-the-virtual-council]

I must ask my evil boyfriend for permission before I go to this outing!

He says no.

See ya later!

yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

[ask-the-virtual-council]

how do you feel about autistic evan

Very good. :3

Receptionist's Note: Somehow, the moderator has convinced themselves that at least a quarter of lore-relevant characters in Five Nights at Freddy's are some form of neurodivergent. Actually, this isn't even the first franchises they've done this with. Don't ask about that. [Not officially confirmed design]

[95fangirl]

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The council of spooky bitches already confirmed it