#The Council has spoken

[hatterthethird]

I think my favorite part of the mlp fandom is the fact that across the board everyone just sorta unanimously agreed that Fluttershy has huge boobs no matter what

[the-council-of-guinea-pigs]

wheek wheek wheek! are you perhaps a person/guinea pig that I already know? perhaps someone who has a very wrinkly skinny pig

Perhaps! The Council does contain a very wrinkly pink menace!

[mini-leafster]

[ask-the-virtual-council]

Why, hello there, my darlings! >:3 The Council has finally stopped being shy and is actually going to start posting like a thought I bloody-well would last month. I would also like to mention the literal video essay I have planned and of which I will likely be talking here. As well as the trainwreck of art pieces I've been trying to make for you all.

Receptionist Charles here! Starting this idiot's list of apology art (CHARLES YOU TWA-) is a photograph of last week's impromptu Literature Club meeting taken by Monika. It was her idea to make everyone switch books, which had... 'interesting' results. She has currently sworn to never do that again, as they were inconsolable for an entire day.

Then we have Will's shitty new self-insert OC who's tryING TO BE THE NEXT ME-

OKAY, ARSEHAT. IS THIS WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU?! They aren't a replacement for you, it's only for YouTube! >:(

FINE. Here's Will's new YouTube OC, their name is Rivet Angels and I'm not sure how many retcons it'll initiate but they definitely will.

And William (not the mod. the Afton one) is being consumed by the fog and a rescue team is being sent. Any help volunteered will be accepted. He needs to pay his taxes. @liquid-geodes , we require your assistance.

Anyways, that'll be all for now! Mod Will will soon be answering asks again, RIGHT?! (Fine! Fine! Sheesh. I'll add another. It's a year old though.)

[angstflayer-council]

egg

[saykataruok]

Swooping is bad.

[deathinfeathers-a]

[charmingbrute]

[ultimate-destroyer-duel]

our intern is fine. All staff at destroyer corp are treated with respect. Please disregard all false accounts that state she is not.

[ask-the-virtual-council]

What’s it like having both a husband AND a boyfriend?

I have more than that, darling, but in my opinion... It's absolute Heaven( or Hell, if that's your thing)~

Defending them on the other hand... That's just a pain and not in the fun way.

[95fangirl]

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The council of spooky bitches already confirmed it

[cows-and-coffee]

Walked in on the neighborhood’s cat council meeting. They have places to be. Important issues to attend to.

2/7/24

[ultimate-destroyer-duel]

I must ask, who is ur worst submission so far?

i will not name names but the submission was not one whom the council could claim was a destroyer for multiple reasons.

1 they were a real actual person

2 it was not humorous (the council did not giggle in glee nor jolly. they grimaced.)

3 no sufficient lore as all destruction took place within a game.

4 they’re no longer with us so it feels extremely disrespectful

in conclusion they shall not be admitted. they will not pass go. and will not cause harm to several civilians.

[parasiticstars]

Bored so here’s a bunch of Star Wars headcanons I have; specifically for the Jedi Council members. Some of them are absorbed from other people

Ki-Adi-Mundi is really really really tired of people asking him how many extra square feet of fabric it takes to make the robe cover his head. If you MUST know, it’s not feet, and it’s exactly f—

Yarael Poof, however, just makes up increasingly outlandish measurements. If it’s a youngling, he also says his head can retract in on his neck like a telescope. That usually makes them stop

The Best Jedi Council Tea Cups™ are made by younglings during assigned craft time. They’re janky and colorful and covered with fingerprints and smoosh marks and smudged paint and somehow, tea in them just tastes better

You can almost taste the joy and love they imbued into the cups. It’s an honor to be gifted a cup by a youngling

Yoda has a bookshelf of them. Very proud of them, he is, hrmmhrmm

We jest about Aayla’s oversexualized outfit (as we should), but considering this one post where it points out that Jedi robes are very similar to farmers’ which means they’re basically going to summits and in the battlefield in overalls, that means she’s walking around everywhere in like. Lululemon.

Which isn’t much better but it’s kinda funny to think about imo

Kit Fisto (like all nautolans) breathes through his skin like a frog. He’ll use this to justify walking around tits out as often as possible

He also can’t spend much time in Coruscant due to the heavily polluted air. Makes him sick after a week

I seriously think if you threw a ball Oppo Rancisis would have to hold himself back from chasing it, if not have others hold him back. Crusty toothless white dog headass

The real reason Anakin wasn’t allowed on the council was because they knew he’d do exactly that to him

[ask-the-virtual-council]

We support low-level terrorism when it's against the intolerant.

SHE IS A TRUE HERO 

[the-nation-of-today]

So I see Andy decided to revive Andy Sixx on this auspicious 15th annual BVB day