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The Council of Guinea Pigs
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We Three, the Council, contain many answers and many veggies (ask about tax fraud, we're experts)
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the-council-of-guinea-pigs · 2 months ago
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wheek wheek wheek! are you perhaps a person/guinea pig that I already know? perhaps someone who has a very wrinkly skinny pig
Perhaps! The Council does contain a very wrinkly pink menace!
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the-council-of-guinea-pigs · 2 months ago
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Through the power of e-colli recalled carrots, we have gained sentience. Please take any complaints up with the USDA.
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the-council-of-guinea-pigs · 2 months ago
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We Three, the mysterious wheekers, request questions. Because we live to scream
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