#The Carmilla Book of Flirt V

[canadachronicles]

Stupid Sexy Vampire: The Carmilla Book of Flirt V

Carmilla: [coming from the bathroom, as Laura's lamenting about not getting an A for the first time] Ugh, what are you whining about now?

Laura: Nothing. [what she means, and her face is transparent: not nothing.] I think I failed my Lit midterm.

Carmilla: Big deal? Aren't you practically dating your TA? [Do we sense jealousy here, mmm?]

Laura: You mean ask Danny to--? No, I couldn't do that. [All righteous] An A is a sacred trust.

Carmilla: Fine! [flirtatiously] But if I was your TA, you wouldn't even have to ask.

Laura: [clearly flattered] That's unethical. Considerate; but unethical.

Carmilla: [not giving a fuck about ethics] Ethics are a ridiculous game, played by children who think they can impose order on an arbitrary universe.

Laura: Yeah but, what can you do but try?

Carmilla: Well, if you're smart, you take any advantage you can get. Speaking of which, where is that bracelet I gave you?

[Laura sheepishly retrieves it from under Carmilla's matress, where she'd put it]

Carmilla: Okay.

Laura: So, what does it do exactly?

[she sits and rolls her chair towards Carmilla, the latter ties the charm back on Laura's wrist]

Carmilla: It makes you feel off to vampires. Like you're leaking radiation. [blasé and shruggily, but you're not fooling us Karnstein] Like, if I touched you I might feel off.

Laura: [disappointedly] Oh. Well, that's good. That probably good. [nodding unconvincingly, what she means: NOT GOOD. I don't wanna turn you off, no, no, no.]

Carmilla: Well, it might persuade them to move on to someone else. [what she means: you're mine; not to eat... I mean...]

Laura: Speaking of which, have you heard anything from the Dean yet?

Carmilla: [shaking her head] Radio silence. But the fact that we're both not messily dead bodes well.

[LaFontaine and Perry walk in, chatting]

Carmilla: [very upset that once again the moment she and Laura were having is cut short] Um, at what point in the last century did people give up on knowking?!