#The Barista

[girlcockcafe]

desperately want any attention at all so stare at my tits

MEN DO NOT INTERACT

[huldrabitch]

A doodled idea of how The Barista might look based on our relatives appearance and color-scheme!

I probably used a reference but its been years since i drew this so i dont have the file anymore!

[fictional-character-fight-poll]

The Barista vs. The Demon Warlock

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Propaganda under the cut:

The Barista:

The master of rhythm and an overall cool dog. They’ll get you out of a bind if you’re struggling with a minigame. If not, well, you can still talk with them. They listen to your problems and help out however they can. Would you want to fight them? After all they’ve helped you and everyone else with? You may not incur their wrath, but what if everyone else? The connections they’ve made are strong. Would you alienate yourself by throwing the first punch? …also you’d be punching a puppy and that’s not cool.

The Demon Warlock:

Has been alive for thousands of years, feeds off the power of people's souls, all of his kin had been hunted for centuries yet he still lived on. Also he's so powerful a literal goddess only beat him out of pure luck, and by beat I mean "save the captured kids and left" not "killed him." He created a potion that lasts forever, and can force people to do what he wants with those potions. He can destroy and create worlds if he has enough souls + a relic, also.

Reasons as to why one or the other would win are encouraged in the notes. Send in additional propaganda and I'll add it to the post!

[differenttriumphdragon]

Finished Move It; Spoilers below cut

IT'S HER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS WAS WHAT I BANGED MY KNEE ON THE TABLE FOR.

SHE EVEN HAS AN OFFICIAL NAME NOW.

Honestly, it suits her MUCH better than Young Dragonfly. It actually fits Cricket and Mantis's naming scheme while still sounding feminine. I look forward to potentially seeing more of Cicada, even if Cricket and Mantis don't remember who she is.

Also, here's a better look at Papa Orb, who looks even more like a LocoRoco than Orby does.

Speaking of which, Oinker actually gets character billing! Good for them!

Based on the ending, it's also still entirely possible (and knowing his track record, extremely likely) that Orbulon actually IS the Voice from Above and doesn't know it.

Here's more screenshots, featuring the obligatory Rhythm Heaven Cameos and Kat and Ana hanging out with Leo.

[werewolfbarista]

one of my shift leads was like "aelyis i have something so funny to tell u" and when she got over to me she was like. we got a review that said "the barista was wearing a dog collar. don't know how appropriate that is" and when i tell u i laughed so hard i CRUMPLED

[privodoro]

omg harrow pay attention to your gf for once

[bearsockz]

Deep cleaning day at the cafe. Everything must be wiped down

[whatarainyday]

barista katsuki! ☕️✨

[worms-for-brains]

Barista! Soap and Businessman! Ghost?

(John MacTavish watch the damn cup!!)

[girlcockcafe]

Really need to get a nice leather leash just for mutts like you.

MEN DO NOT INTERACT

[aakeysmash]

Katsuki just needs you to lay your eyes on him to get hard.

You can be sleepy and looking up at him with your eyes half open and he gets a boner.

Roughed up in the morning, teeth still not brushed and you just peek at him from one eye before snuggling into his open arms? He’s getting a boner.

Maybe you’re moaning with his food in your mouth while complimenting how good of a cook he is with sparkling eyes, and his blood rushes straight to his dick.

And it’s not always because he wants to fuck you, even if he does have a super high sex drive and would bend you over 4 times a day if you’d let him.

Sometimes it’s just because his heart skips a beat while thinking about how softly only you know how to look at his soul, even behind all his rough exterior.

[fictional-character-fight-poll]

Skulduggery Pleasant vs. The Barista

Propaganda under the cut:

Skulduggery Pleasant:

He's a skeleton- as in, he's already died and came back as a skeleton. He can fly, and light fires with his hands. He has a gun, and a cool car. He's "lived" for hundreds of years (444 years to be exact). Also he's the most powerful former general of an army of sorcerers trying to take over the world, with black armour containing the powers of necromancers, who can kill anyone almost immediately. Pre-first death, he used to be in an infamous resistance group called "The Dead Men", named that because they kept going on missions which people deemed as Suicide Missions, and then they kept coming back alive. He was literally only killed when his wife and children died in front of him (so he went mad) and then he was poisoned by a trap so he could no longer move. His body was burned, his bones were thrown into a river and his soul stayed with his bones and he quite literally pieced himself back together. This guy cannot be killed.

The Barista:

The master of rhythm and an overall cool dog. They’ll get you out of a bind if you’re struggling with a minigame. If not, well, you can still talk with them. They listen to your problems and help out however they can. Would you want to fight them? After all they’ve helped you and everyone else with? You may not incur their wrath, but what if everyone else? The connections they’ve made are strong. Would you alienate yourself by throwing the first punch? …also you’d be punching a puppy and that’s not cool.

Reasons as to why one or the other would win are encouraged in the notes. Send in additional propaganda and I'll add it to the post!

[aka-indulgence]

He make coffee for you :]

And now everyone’s going to try 100% harder to get your attention when you come in the cafe

(Inspo from this post)

[valtsv]

the world when i get to go home from work early

[privodoro]

outdoor makeout study session

[bearsockz]

someone got into the stamps and ink at work. I asked my employee but they said they have no idea who did it