#That's a win

[nekohrine]

rip the fun dialogue/pun I forgot to write down while daydreaming you will never be forg-- oh fuck

[katsinspats]

Sonic Forces is a game about a guy who gets a new hat and makes it his whole personality

[penisbutterjellytime]

Yay left the dentist now I can drink pepsi without guilt again

[penofwildfire]

dream anon again, and all I remember is that you were a guy with white blond hair—nothing specific

Oh my god 🤣 man, I haven't had blond hair in a WHILE, chat should I go blond again /hj

[drowningmoon]

"Leave your atheism,

and step into my temple.

How do you expect me to spar,

when I'm betting on you to win?

My favorite gambler,

the forevermore disbeliever.

I've never liked all these so called saints,

have only loved the sinners.

But you've never loved ones like me,

always preferred to meddle with your kind.

You expect me to descend,

and it'll be your demise.

Oh haven't we been here since a long time?

Down on your knees,

your head on my feet.

Beg for my forgiveness,

and atone for your sins.

Don't you know I'm too busy being a saint?

Even though I'm enamored by you,

I'll never let you ascend.

This mighty throne is something,

that I can never share."

[fitnessgeekandcoffeefreak]

Workout ✔️

Nutritious meals ✔️

Coffee ✔️

Sanity. . . . Uhhhh. . .

Welp. 3 outta 4 is pretty good, I guess.

[cuddlyclover]

Got distracted by my own boobs in the mirror today...

[islandfate]

rewatching with elsie and – something i noticed is that on this particular rewatch, my two least favorite episodes actually turned out ... kind of being my favorites! in terms of drama and how disturbing they were to me. ep three having the u.s. marshal's slow death is just really painful to watch. and jack not putting him out of his misery is just cruel. and in episode eight, sayid torturing the shit out of sawyer, everyone blaming him when they didn't even bother to truly ask about the inhaler? makes me so upset on his behalf!! and sawyer's antagonized and self-destructive so ofc he's going to play this role everyone's pushed on to him. idk, i just think these two specific incidents were so boring to me before but watching them in a new light with someone else really changed the way i view them. which is why i love watching this show with another person, bc i get to see other opinions and possibly even change some of my own! i thought sawyer's character was going to be a lot harder to swallow this entire first season, but he really kills it in episode eight. sayid was in my favs list but he kinda pissed me off doing that so ... not feeling too hot about him now.

currently, i think my favorite characters are : michael, sawyer, locke, charlie, hurley, shannon, and sun. i'm liking claire a lot here too! she's sweet. jack can go fuck himself for all i care and kate annoys me so <3 the whole A Team / B Team is just really a thing this season and it's so fun to watch how it grows and manifests. i'll have to touch upon that sometime. i absolutely cannot wait for my man ben, but i'm also excited for desmond !!!! juliet! miles!!! EKO!! so many fun characters we don't get to meet for a while. so, this rewatch is super fun and it's ... honestly the most fun i've had in a long time. that being said, i may make a little tag for it bc i already know i'll have more thoughts in the future lol. oh, yeah. and i've already cried like ... three times watching the first ten episodes. this show really gets me like no other.

[dudeshusband]

has drinking more water helped my skin at all? no

[hawkeabelas]

you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

[malfoyesque]

[tunakitchen]

40K QBAGINA‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥💯💯💥 MINECRAFT YURI 🔛🔝

clip from @pixiecaps

[linklethehistorian]

Source

Transcript:

“BREAKING: A constitutional amendment has been filed allowing President Trump to seek a 3rd term in office.

"No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than three times, nor be elected to any additional term after being elected to two consecutive terms, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice."

It was filed by Congressman Andy Ogles (R-TN).

Don’t let this slip by unnoticed. This is not just “one extra term”, it’s a warning shot. It’s a red flag. It’s an omen.

They are slowly turning up the heat in the pan. Do not be the frog who sits denying it’s getting hotter.

One extra term will become two, two will become three, and three will eventually give way to lifelong reign of each president.

Fight. Fight for God’s sake.

Contact your local representative of congress. Convince them we do not want this.

We are going to end up in a dictatorship.

@ikiyou

Please help spread this. I don’t usually get political and I don’t usually ask for assistance but this is important and you have more reach.

[swedenis-h]

Wife lovers till they die

[that-sure-is-a-person]

When you broke up with your situationship did you

A: become a dictator

B: start a cult

C: join an underground fighting ring

D: do drugs with your former teacher and his new student