#That's a joke

[dailydivergent]

We've all seen a feelings wheel, but have you ever seen a NEEDS wheel?

This was a first for me when my therapist showed it to me—so now I'm sharing it with you.

Like!!

I'm allowed to need "Make"?

And "For"?!

All jokes aside, this thing is changing the way I view my needs.

I hope it changes yours, too.

[chainlxnk]

the punk besties ever..

[mother-mommy]

crosshair's reunion with his toothpicks was genuinely more emotional to me than the one with the batch

[raguma1002]

If Bojack and PB started a relationship after the end of season 6 and got married, do you think it would be discreet? or that they would like to have children? I honestly think they would be really cute as parents. For me, they would both make great parents, honestly. They have their flaws and personal problems that we all already know what they are, but in several episodes Bojack is shown dreaming of having a family, and being a father. Like the episode where he dreams of having a daughter, or the one about the baby seahorse. I think they could adopt, or try artificial insemination. In the story I thought of in my head, which may never see the light of day, they are already married and PB is thinking a lot about building a family with Bojack. And PB thought it would be great to have a son who looked like Bojack. So, reluctantly, Bojack does and they have a horse son. A little while later PB tries it with his own DNA. The story would have a bit of Bojack's hesitation, as, for him, it would be better if his bloodline ended with him. But PB's request was so genuine that he tried to do what he didn't want, even though deep down he also wanted to do it (since deep down he always wanted to have a family and be a father, even if he didn't know it). That's clear. that would cause problems between them, but would be resolved with conversation and love.

hey!! honestly, i think that in the original after the end of the show they would hardly become parents, because a) bojack really has a lot of mental problems that he needs to work on; b) it seems that pb just doesn't want children; c) they're a little old for this? if, for example, after some time after the beginning of the relationship they came to the point that they wanted children, bojack would be about 60 years old already.

but! it's interesting to consider this as an au! if you imagine that under certain circumstances they could have children (for example, they would be younger and really ready for this), then yes, it could be possible! they'd be nice parents, i think.

of course it is unlikely that bojack would be such a perfect father as in his fantasies, but at least he would try to become the one. it'd be like his relationship with hollyhock, but warmer and healthier? especially if they had a daughter. mr peanutbutter just seems like a cheerful and supportive dad judging by the interactions with his nephews. he would also feel more comfortable in the role of a parent than bojack since he grew up in an intact loving family (practically)

anyway. it'd be interesting to know more about your idea! bobutter community is also always open to new aus, so you're welcome! :)

[dawnofiight]

Maybe the reason I don't like Angel is because I think David should've just dated Asher so I could have Babe.

[jinuaei]

Yearly rendered piece done, see ya'll next year.

[enjoythesilentworld]

Wille's Month - Summer

here's a little drabble for day 2! @youngroyals-events xx.

Summer School AU where Simon is there to catch up before starting at a new, fancy school and Prince Wilhelm is there because he really can’t be bothered to pay attention in class, much less do his homework. (That is, until he meets Simon.)

Simon has been resolutely ignoring the prince since he’d arrived (late) on the first day. This summer is about making sure he doesn't immediately fail out of school next year, because apparently rich kids get accelerated learning programs even if they’re all going straight into daddy’s business after graduating. Or, in Wilhelm's case, the actual monarchy. Simon is not there to make friends, and yet Wilhelm keeps making attempts to talk to Simon, even when the teacher is talking. Despite Simon’s best efforts to ignore him, Wilhelm is undeterred. Rather than continuing to whisper at him, he begins drawing stupid little comics and sliding them across the desk they share. 

The first is a drawing of two fish, one with short, curly hair and the other with long and straight. The caption says “Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!” Simon shakes his head and bites his lip to hide a smile.  

The second is an alligator wearing a tiny vest and a monocle, accompanied by “He’s an investi-gator!” At the front of the room, the teacher pauses her lecture for a moment when Simon hides a laugh behind a loud cough. 

It only takes a few days before Simon is showing up to summer school excited to see what stupid joke the stupid Prince with his stupid hair would draw for him that day. From there, it’s a slippery slope into writing little notes back — always critiques of the comic, of course – which quickly turns into short greetings at the beginning and end of the day. Two weeks in, Wilhelm’s comic-of-the-day (A cow wearing a pair of boots; “Why can’t a cow wear shoes? They lactose!”) is accompanied by another question:

What are you doing after this today?

Simon glances up at the teacher, who’s writing on the board, before writing back, 

studying.

Do you want to study together? 

Because it’s fun to see Wilhelm squirm, Simon waits a long while before responding.

ok.

They go back to Simon’s after summer school is done for the day. Simon refuses to ride in the fancy car that arrives for Wilhelm, so they walk together on either side of Simon’s bike as the black car slowly creeps behind them. He learns that Wilhelm has been getting special study guides and help on his homework, and Simon lets the Prince know just how unfair and stupid that is. Wilhelm, to his surprise, agrees. 

That afternoon, they do actually get a bit of studying done before they get distracted talking to each other and eventually playing video games. From there, it’s a slippery slope into hanging out every day on which Simon doesn’t have to work in the afternoon. Much to Simon’s dismay, Wilhelm becomes Wille, and he finds he actually rather likes the boy, save for the fact he’s a prince. On the warm and sunny days, they go to the lake and spend hours laughing and fighting in the water. On the days Simon has an afternoon shift at the cafe, Wille comes by and spends time distracting Simon from his work, before settling in the corner and (allegedly) studying. 

Halfway through the summer, Simon and Wille have started spending practically every day together. Simon tries not to think too hard about the lingering glances and tender touches they often share. On a particularly rainy day, they settle into the couch at Simon’s to watch a movie. A free afternoon typically means Simon had an early morning shift, so it’s no surprise when he falls asleep 10 minutes into the film. When he wakes sometime later, he’s curled into Wille’s side, the other boy’s arm around his shoulder. They exchange a silent glance, both slightly hesitant to acknowledge their close proximity, before settling back together and starting another movie. When Wille leaves later that night, the goodbye hug they share feels different than usual. 

By the end of the summer, Simon has a large collection of silly comics he’s grown to love and a large collection of un-platonic feelings for his new friend. To celebrate their last day of summer school, Simon and Wille take a picnic to the lake. As usual, they swim close to each other, finding any excuse to grab the other’s hand or wrap an arm around cold skin. This time, though, where they’re floating near the shore, Simon turns to face Wille. Wille automatically reaches out a hand to brush Simon’s waist, gaze serious and intense in that way it always is when Wille looks at Simon.  

“Simon… Can I ask you something?”

“Yes?”

“What kind of shoes do frogs wear?”

“Oh my god–”

“Open toad.”

“Shut up and kiss me.” 

Wille rushes forward, still laughing, and presses their lips together. Simon grins into the kiss, wrapping his arms around Wille's neck and pulling him closer.

That next summer, neither of them have to be in summer school, but they spend every day together, nonetheless.

[chipistrate]

Okay but why is this image so fucking threatening

Like why is he just in the void why is he so small in this canvas why is he staring straight at me I'm scared wtf man go away no wonder Michael bullied you

[fireheartwraith]

Pac please stop listening to Bad's love advice. I'm begging you

[movedto-mrs-bluemarine]

Made aware of things

[peachy-1333]

Yeah.. I said I'll stop doing those jokes . (I'll make a wallter from regretevator version later bc I hate my life sm)

[ianthoni]

[frenchgremlim1808]

Hello guys it finally came: The actual result of the french gremlim polls of laziness (here is the link). So this was a hard road to do for many reasons but the main one was this, I didn't want something I worked on for hours to not be viewed, I hate it when a post I make which took no effort gets like a 100 notes while the ones I actually do make a real effort on gets none. And like I said in my recent post, the essay on why Midori was such a breath of fresh air was five pages long, and I knew nobody was gonna read it. So to make it more accessible I did a video, yes a video. This took like forever but now it's done. Forgive my terrible accent, I'm french and I stutter a lot. But for those who still prefer to read the original I will post it along side this. So people can have both. So here it is:

WHY MIDORI IS SUCH A BREATH OF FRESSH AIR OR HOW TO ACTUALLY WRITE A VILLAIN

https://youtu.be/HpFP5BUzSHk?si=6NDFVZmqdxvOy4Ut

I have no idea why the main pic is of these guys I'm sorry about the screamer

Also here is the link to the text

[rayyanishere1]

every time ford is drawn like a muppet, an angel gains half a wing

[officialbruciewayne]

Love my comfy robes