#That’s gonna make Seth mad smh

[lil-oreo-crumbles]

So, what do you think is the story behind the darkest spell?

It’s actually pretty simple in terms of my AU’s story and timeline

Eclipsa was in a state of complete despair and agony after the death of her mother. Sure, Solaria was awful and their relationship was really rocky to say the least of it, but that’s still her mother. Not to mention a horrible relationship with a man she didn’t love that was put in place by her late mother. She was in such a state of grief that she was prone to suggestion and irrational thought.

Globgor had been telling her all of these awful things about the Septarians and updating her on the conditions of the war. Globgor decidedly really despises the Septarians and the Kardonas specifically (aka Seth and Zarina) and his biases really informed her perspective (despite her ((now dwindling)) friendship with Toffee)

But what really sent her over the edge was two years later when she it was finally revealed to her that Seth was the one who killed her mother and the descriptions she received about the exact means of execution… which I don’t know if I want to reveal the graphic and gorey details of… let’s just say he found out what she had written about the Septarians in her chapter…

Anyways, the constant pain and grief she was experiencing sent her over the edge and The Darkest Spell was her retaliation against the Septarians for Seth’s actions. She tested it on a few Septarian warriors, but once Seth was informed, Zarina went out to confront the Queen on the battlefield herself. That’s when Eclipsa blew off her arm and sent the whole army retreating. Thankfully no other Mewmans or other types of monsters were present, keeping the illusion of indestructibility and “immortality” alive and well in the minds of Mewmans and Monsters alike.

Eclipsa did regret making the spell, but never really voiced that to anyone (or at least hasn’t yet). She knows how drastic it was and that it was made when she was in a horrible headspace and hates it for that reason alone. The only reason she gave Moon the spell with the contract was admittedly for her own freedom to reunite with her family.

Eclipsa being in a state of turmoil and agony doesn’t excuse the making of the spell, but it at least explains it.

Also fun fact Seth never allowed Zarina to go anywhere and especially outside of Septarsis without a personal bodyguard so he wouldn’t lose her too.

[redpool]

ECLIPSE

RILEY MY BABY

RILEY MY LOVE

how do you expect me to be mad at that?

his neck, oh my god

yuckies

ew stop

I don't want to see that.

she said no.

SLAY CHARLIE

YES, CALL OUT YOUR CODEPENDANT DAUGHTER!!!

I mean yeah, but like why are you pushing this so much?

no shit

Jesus fucking Christ.

ANGELA MY LOVE

don't be a bitch

see what I mean! new hair style every movie.

codependant

RUN EMMETT RUN

GO JAZ GO

oooo Emmett v Paul

why are you acting like I give a hoot about Jacob?

smh

EMBRY!!!!!

GASP LEAH MY LOVE

shut up

leave her alone JaCoB

oh god Seth is 15

for fucks sake

oop

eyeroll

RILEY

RILEY MY LOVE

what's that crest on his bracelet?

the brown/black eyes make me uncomfortable

god, i need to learn the fur colours

lol

'doesn't he own a shirt?'

please stop.

HURL

BABY SETH!!!!

LEAH MY LOVE

EMBRY MY LOVE

PAUL MY LOVE

I want to hear more of the tribe's stories, they're more interesting than this stupid love story.

fucks sake Riley

shes only a baby

what the fuck

ew

oh shit.

pfft

scoffs

dude

stop telling her how she feels.

eyeroll

hurl

barf

DUDE

lol

Em

Rose, my love.

Rose, my baby.

*jaw clench*

ah ok, so she didn't drink from them she just killed them.

RILEY!!!

DEMETRI!!!

JANE!!!!

ALEC!!!

FELIX!!!

RILEY!!!

go Jess!

ANGELA MY BABY!!!!

EMBRY!!!!

you can't apologize for forcing a kiss on someone

oh my fucking god

i'm going to shoot my self

BABIES!!!

MONTAGE!!!!

HA

ew, stop flirting

lol

this scene gets me every time, she's petting Taylor in a green suit

Jasper backstory!

BaTtLe ScArS

why are we just letting him get away with that

We really need to have a chat about the whole confederate soldier thing

ew

aw Jaz

awe

awe

oh my god

woah

how can you not see that this relationship is not normal?

*snort*

oh my fucking god, don't you start.

exactly FUCK LOVE TRIANGLES

polyamory is a thing you know

brOTP

ew

i'm gonna go get water, and not pause the movie

he said no

HE. SAID. NO.

oh my god.

glasses are coming off.

i am blind

don't you get mad at him, he said no.

oh, my fucking god.

oh, my god, Edward Cullen on Bridgerton.

look at him, he's so happy!

little Ry-Ry why can't you see that you're being manipulated?

stop, stopping in the middle of your sentances.

yeah, it really looks like it

lovely

oh my god

he's only a baby.

good one

I'll give you that one, it was funny

shut up

eyeroll

I fucking hate you

oh my god, just date both of them

now kiss

just kiss already jeez

SETHY MY BABY!!!

eyeroll

oop

exactly

tbh i feel really bad right now (for jacob)

ew, never mind

you are literally engaged; you've been engaged for like 2 days and you're already cheating oh him??

what the actual fuck

no fucking shit

"I don't know what happened.' YOU LITERALLY FUCKING ASKED HIM TO KISS YOU?!?!

woah

punch him so hard his head came off, that was so cool

thx Jake

whos that? was that Paul? WHO IS THE GREY WOLF!?!?!?

i swear Riley, if you hurt that baby, i'll forgeet that i like you.

oh, she remembered the Tribe's story

LEAH NO

hey Jane

Paul, Embry, Leah, Seth my loves

sorry i stopped paying attention, i was learning the wolves fur colours.

not everything is about you Edweird

[isuzukuretsuki]

Ikemen Revolution - Fenrir’s Route

Aaaand here’s one for Fenrir’s route!

My main comments are: FUCK those avatar challenges. It took me five thousand years to finish this damn route because I was stuck grinding for Lin for five thousand years because according to cybird, I can’t get the good ending w ma man unless I look cute smh.

The night that Alice lands in Cradle, she pretty much goes out to the garden to sob her eyes out because of the stress of being killed (oh honey don’t worry this game doesn’t have any bad ends. If you were in a game like Amnesia then I’d start crying LMAO). Fenrir happens to see her and wipes her tears away (*๓´╰╯`๓). He decides to spend the month with Alice to make her have as much fun as possible, and makes her promise that so there will be no regrets, the two will not fall in love.

But we all know that’s not gonna happen.

I guess because the boys finally learned from Lancelot’s route to never send a nameless faceless nobody with Alice, Ray assigns Fenrir as her personal bodyguard. 

Fenrir takes it upon himself to be Alice’s personal tour guide, so they go on a date around the Central Quarter eating all kinds of sweets like a bunch of dorks D’AWW. Of course the red army are full of party poopers who crashes their alone time.

@Red army boys, I LOVE YOU ALL BUT YOUR SOLDIERS NEEDA CHILL. Like my grievances from Lancelot’s route carry over in twofold because the nameless red soldiers are once again, STILL a bunch of blood thirsty hooligans who are clearly letting “may glory flow crimson through our veins” slogan get to their heads WAYY too much. 

(☪̤̆_̆ ☪̤̆) THAT’S SO SPECIFIC LMAO.

But anyhoo I guess having a body guard with actual plot armor was really beneficial because Fenrir drives off all of the Red soldiers! And as it turns out, they were sent by Edgar (but of course why am I not surprised smh).

They return home and a few black army soldiers comes out shitting their pants because apparently there’s a ghost, and when Fenrir hears that HE shits his pants. 

Luka has his priorities straight.

Fenrir pussyfoots outside the army headquarters for a few minutes because GHOST but then big bear Sirius comes out RURL pissed because everyone keeps making a ruckus.

WHY DO I FIND THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY. LIKE IT’S PICTURE PERFECT. I CAN IMAGINE HIM DOING THIS IN MY HEAD FRAME BY FRAME.

So the ghost was actually a magic cult goon creeping around like a lech looking for women's’ underwear, whom Seth covered for. I had zero interest in Seth before but I do find it interesting that more hints about Seth’s connection to the magic cult goons are being dropped, and if anything it makes me want to play his route now.

I’d love to be your friend!!! But unfortunately Fenrir is a giant stick in the mud and won’t let me! But never fear because your route is coming out soon so soon I’ll be more than just your friend LOL!

 Fenrir gets news that some of their soldiers got cornered on the Red Bridge. Well what do you know, turns out the nameless red soldiers are still mad that they busted a nut in anticipation for nothing because they didn’t get to skewer any soldiers in Lancelot’s route, so now they’re taking out their pent up frustration here.

Luka hears the news as well and rushes to the red bridge just in time to see Jonah and the rest of the red soldiers man handling the black army soldiers (wtf Jonah I expected better of you). Luka goes from simmering with rage to boiling with rage and charges at the red soldiers. Obviously the red soldiers don’t care (or... they just can’t comprehend) that Luka is their superior’s freaking brother because all they can think about is reaping the reward for unnecessary stabbing and so they go into Ultimate Shish Kabobing Mode and decide to kill Luka.

Jesus christ... these fucking red soldiers. I am so sorry but I think the only people in this clown of an army that has any shred of honor or self control are the red army love interests LOL.

Anyway Fenrir drags Luka’s delirious bloody corpse back to the black army and the scene ain’t pretty. But it’s okay because we all know that this game doesn’t have the balls to actually kill anyone so it’s not like there’s any need to be worried.

See even Alice acknowledges it lol. This game’s too soft (not that that’s necessarily a bad thing... if I want angst I’ll just read fanfiction ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Apparently the one who actually made swiss cheese of Luka was Jonah. At first I was just SO CONFUSION?? JONAH WOULD NEVER DO THAT! until this bomb dropped and my only reaction was honestly just “...yikes”.

CRIES @ MY HEART

Jonah sneaks into Black Territory unarmed and Fenrir decides to arrange for him to see Luka like a the great wingbro he is. Alice’s left awkwardly keeping Jonah company but the ice quickly breaks and they end up spending the day talking about Luka ♡(.◜ω◝.)♡.

Fenrir successfully sneaks Jonah into Luka’s room but the two end up just having a screaming match and Luka boots Jonah out of his room. Understandable, considering how all the red soldiers are like little kids that you needa put those backpack straps on because who knows what the fuck they’ll do if left to their own devices.

me whenever I have any kind of guests over.

eat my ass @ Sirius 

When it’s decided that the Black and Red army are gonna go to war for realsies, Alice requests to go onto the battle field with Fenrir so she can repel magic. Sirius freaks out going all like “ojou-chan, you mustn’t! It’s not a walk in the park!!” but Alice ain’t having any of that and essentially tells Sirius to eat her ass. Fenrir being the amazing bro he is sticks up for Alice and asks Ray if he can take her with him, swearing he’ll protect her. Ray’s like sigh fine. This scene was honestly my favourite because I loved how much confidence Fenrir had in Alice and how he respected her desire to help. Unlike a certain someone ੧| ‾́ェ ‾́ |੭ (totally not throwing shade at Sirius LMAO).

CRIES SOME MORE THAT’S SUCH A CUTE NICKNAME.

I could have asked the exact same thing of you Sirius.

The rest of the Black Army can clearly see sparks flying between Fenrir and Alice but unfortunately, Fenrir has to join Sirius in the emotional constipation of “what is this feeling in my chest?! Definitely not love!” Granted Fenrir has an excuse because of the promise he made her, but it’s still frustrating nonetheless.

oh my god can you shut up about this dumbass slogan for one minute. 

Ngl despite the heart warming moment of resolve when Fenrir decides to take Alice into battle, it’s pretty damn hard to take the war seriously because it feels like a bunch of 14 year old teenagers doing a play-war considering of how almost comedic it is. Again, I’m not saying that this game needs to be an angst fest where everyone dies, but for a story about two armies on the brink of war, it does a pretty bad job at building any real tension or showing this war as a source of any real conflict with any real stakes or any real consequences.

I totally *do not* dislike that nickname 👀

We cut back to the red army who are all quite frazzled because they all had that “oh fuck” moment when they realized that they’re getting their asses whooped by the black army.  Lancelot decides to stay his hand, whereas Jonah rages at Edgar’s incompetence but Edgar’s ultimately like “¯\_(ツ)_/¯ King’s orders”.

Alice you’re doing amazing, sweetie.

Alice continues to fight with Fenrir on the front lines but she realizes that she really loves him and she doesn’t want to go home anymore! UNFORTUNATELY FOR HER, our lovely gentleman Fenrir “this feeling in my chest is totally love but I WON’T ADMIT IT!” Godspeed repeatedly dodges her attempts at confessing (¬_¬). GOOD SIR I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING. You’re just trying to put off having a heart to heart about your feelings until the full moon so you can boot Alice back to her world without ever having to talk about it (ლಠ益ಠ)ლ.

Alice tries once again for the nth time to confess her feelings to Fenrir but this time they’re interrupted by the magic cult goons who are hell bent on capturing Alice. This plays out exactly as you’d predict and the two get cornered at a cliff LOL. Alice gets blown off the cliff and Fenrir jumps after her to save her.

This, my friends, is what we call: plot armor.

They miraculously (and conveniently) survive their fall and end up in the castle ruins in the forbidden forest. I guess being lost in an abandoned forest with a totally not haunted castle next to them sets the mood for sexy time because they end up making out like their life depends on it. Conveniently, without actually saying they love each other ლ(ಠ_ಠლ). 

GUYS... THE DRIVER IS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.... GUYS....

They make it back to Black Territory in one piece with the help of Loki and Harr and Ray loses his shit because he thought they died T T T.  Fenrir is sent back to the front lines and Alice is totally ready to go back and kick some ass but I guess all the fire and confidence in this power couple completely deflated because Fenrir becomes Sirius 2.0 and refuses to take Alice SMH. 

Alice finds Fenrir boarding a carriage to leave, and she stops him and tries to tell him that she loves him. Fenrir responds by pulling Alice into the carriage with him and at this point I was HYPED because “is he actually gonna take her with him?!?!” but my hopes are quickly dashed when he shoves her into the carriage, initiates round 2 of INTENSE MAKE OUT SESSION LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT..... then throws Alice’s sad ass back out of the carriage and leaves her behind once he’s finished (┛ಠДಠ)┛彡┻━┻.

UGH! FENRIR! JUST--- AGHHHHHHH. 

YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. Like yea sex is great, but have you ever heard of proper verbal communication??

(I also find it funny how the driver was just sitting there the entire time they were making out doing a big boi sweat).

me with group assignments in school.

Fenrir comes back on the night of the full moon and Alice for the 100TH DAMN TIME IN THIS ROUTE, tries to tell him that she doesn’t want to go home, but Fenrir, again, dashes her hopes and tells her she has to go back he won’t be able to protect her all the time. Which we all know is bullshit, but nevertheless Alice decides to listen to him. 

Ha ha ha you are so full of shit.

And so Alice once again goes to the gates of hell garden portal which I officially dub as “The Hole Where Bad Things Happen” or more accurately, “The Hole That No Player Ever Wants To See”. 

Anyhoo Alice leaps back home and spends about a month moping in London until one day a black army soldier comes to London and begs Alice to go back with him because Fenrir’s in danger! Alice, having literally zero self preservation because I guess her time on the battle field taught her jack shit, blindly follows this fellow back to Cradle and the moment she arrives, the guy reveals himself to be a magic cult goon and so she’s kidnapped and taken to Amon’s sex dungeon.

Look. I’m not gonna accuse Alice of “dumb mc syndrome” and I don’t necessarily blame her for falling for it but at the same time, COME ON. THIS IS THE DUMBEST PLOT POINT EVER. Of all the possible reasons she comes back to Cradle, THIS IS THE ONLY THING THEY COULD THINK OF? What makes it so aggravating is that it’s stated multiple times that any person from Reason can repel magic, so if that’s the case, the cult goons could have just kidnapped any random off the street instead of wasting time and energy looking for Alice. And if they could conveniently stroll into the land of Reason, why didn’t they do that ages ago?!

You know that writing rule “make your villains smarter, not your protagonists dumber”, or something like that? Well in this case, everyone is dumb!

Anyway during the month Alice was gone, Lancelot finally decides to stop going radio silent and consults the Black Army about Amon and his weed stash. This felt really convenient and almost inconsistent with Lancelot’s character because in the other routes he was hell bent on not talking unless 100% cornered, but in Fenrir’s route he spills the beans like it’s no big deal. 

Fenrir hears the news of Alice being kidnapped by Amon and the Black army pretty much storms into the Magic Tower and fishes Alice out. Amon finally reveals himself but honestly he doesn’t put up much of a fight because Fenrir shoots him with one of those hiccuping guns and that’s enough to deflate all of Amon’s fighting spirit lmao so he gets arrested in the end. Talk about anti climatic as hell. This entire thing just felt really stupid because if all they had to do with storm the damn tower, they should have done so ages ago.

Admittedly I do like the resolution to this whole fiasco. Fenrir is totally ready to get down and dirty, but before that Fenrir and Alice actually, finally, and at long last, properly talk about their feelings and sort out their relationship mess. 

Dramatic End:

Alice officially joins the Black Army, and they hold her enrollment ceremony. Hosting it is usually Ray’s job since he’s king but since Alice is his best friend’s babe, he decides to let Fenrir take over. Unfortunately, Fenrir can’t keep his excitement in check and ends up picking Alice up and spinning her around in joy ╭(๑ ॔ㅂ ਂ ॓)و ̑̑. THIS WAS SO CUTE I LOVE THIS ENDING.

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Honestly I have a lot of mixed feelings about this route. There’s the good, the bad, and the ugly, but since I don’t wanna end this post on a salty note so I’ll just start with the ugly and work my way up.

The Ugly: The route starts losing momentum their promise of not falling in love morphs into the source for Fenrir’s self cockblock fest for the rest of the route and him repeatedly rebuffing Alice’s attempts to tell him she wants to stay in Cradle became unbearable frustrating. Playing Sakuya’s route in Norn9 alongside Fenrir’s route did not help at all because his route also had a “promise of not falling in love” premise and had the exact same problems as Fenrir’s route so honestly my frustration was just doubled at this point.

The Bad: The plot is balls off the rail in the second half if it isn’t obvious enough from my complaints earlier. The Hole That No Player Ever Wants to See making a reappearance in Fenrir’s route kills a lot of the build up between Alice and Fenrir and there was honestly no point of having Alice go back to London. The circumstances that lead her to returning were so stupid it had me head banging against the wall.

The Good: I think Fenrir and Alice have a very strong “friends to lovers” romance going on and it was honestly really sweet and wholesome. I loved how their friendship and subsequent romance builds them both up and makes them better people-- they’re both stronger together, they’re equals, they’re partners. You really get a sense of camaraderie between the two and their relationship is founded on mutual respect, understanding, trust, and confidence in each other which I’m 100% on board with. Fenrir taking Alice onto the battle field with him is a testament of the rock solid trust between them. They have a very strong partner in crime vibe that I love! 

I adore how Fenrir refers to Alice as his “best friend” or his “best buddy” and it was just so cute, it made my heart swell because I’m a firm believer that your s/o SHOULD be your best friend.

Overall imo, Fenrir’s route is about on par with Lancelot’s, though it has higher highs and lower lows than Lancelot’s route did.

Anyway, I’m making my way through Edgar’s route currently (♥ω♥*).

[mollyeggs]

Hartkins.

DISAGREEMENTS:

Who is more likely to raise their voice?

Levi, 100%, all the time over everything.

Who threatens to leave but never actually does?

Also Levi. Very fake boy.

Who actually keeps their word and leaves?

Seth.

Who trashes the house?

I feel like they’re both pretty good at cleaning up after themselves? So? I don’t know. I can see Levi nagging Seth about a shirt on the ground or something like that, though.

Do either of them get physical?

No? I mean Levi might get frustrated and shove Seth away if he’s mad and Seth’s trying to calm him down, but that’s the most I could ever imagine?

How often do they argue/disagree?

Kind of often, but only when they aren’t dating. Once they are it’s occasional and it’s usually just Levi getting jealous or being dramatic over something and they’ve moved on by the next morning.

Who is the first to apologise?

Seth. Even when he’s right, it’s Seth. Levi rarely actually apologizes unless he’s realllyyy messed up.

SEX:

Who is on top?

Stop. Seth technically but not really.

Who is on the bottom?

Levi technically but not really.

Who has the strangest desires?

Probably Levi???? That seems likely and then Seth just goes along with it.

Any kinks?

A lot.

Who’s dominant in bed?

Levi. 

Is head ever in the equation?

What kind of question is this.

If so, who is better at performing it?

Levi. 

Ever had sex in public?

Sadly.

Who moans the most?

I hate this. Levi probably he’s annoying and loud at all times in every situation he’s in.

Who leaves the most marks?

Usually that depends on if one of them is jealous/which one is jealous I would imagine. Something like that.

Who screams the loudest?

Stop I basically answered this already.

Who is the more experienced of the two?

Levi and Seth are both experienced, but Levi’s obviously more comfortable with boys than Seth is. I still think they’re about the same.

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?

Choke. Both I guess.

Rough or soft?

Idk. Both probably at some point would make sense.

How long do they usually last?

I DON’T KNOW I DON’T THINK THAT FAR.

Is protection used?

Sure.

Does it ever get boring?

No.

Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?

Bathroom of a bar. Smh.

FAMILY:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?

I think some point where Seth has really moved on and Levi is comfortable in his career they would adopt only one child.

If so, how many children do your muses want/have?

I SAID THIS. ONE.

Who is the favorite parent?

That’s difficult because I imagine they’re both pretty cool parents. Seth probably has to be the strict one, but even then they’re not really anywhere near as strict as they should be 90% of the time. Their child is gonna be evil.

Who is the authoritative parent?

Seth, most likely. Levi is a very untrustworthy boy in every situation.

Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?

BOTH. They’re both the worst.

Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?

... Levi. Because he’ll be sneaking the sweets and junk food, too.

Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?

Both, definitely.

Who goes to parent teacher interviews?

Both! 

Who changes the diapers?

Seth would have to 90% of the time. 

Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?

... again, Seth would have to 90% of the time.

Who spends the most time with the children?

I’d like to think they’re both usually there at the same times? So an equal amount?

Who packs their lunch boxes?

I could see Seth doing this.

Who gives their children ‘the talk’?

BOTH OF THEM AND IT’S THE WORST.

Who cleans up after the kids?

Since I can see Levi being the one who nags them a lot about cleaning, him probably.

Who worries the most?

Levi. Always Levi. They’re five minutes late getting home and Levi is convinced they’re dead and Seth has to calm him down.

Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?

PLEASE. Levi.

AFFECTION:

Who likes to cuddle?

Both! Levi can get annoying at times, though, because he rolls around a lot.

Who is the little spoon?

Levi? But I think if Seth was feeling sad he would be the little spoon for the night.

Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?

Levi... but also Seth. They’re both gross tbh.

Who struggles to keep their hands to themselves?  

Also both.

How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?

Weird question tbh I don’t know? I feel like even if Seth was uncomfortable he wouldn’t move away until Levi did, though.

Who gives the most kisses?

Levi. He also asks for the most kisses.

What is their favourite non-sexual activity?

... cuddling........

Where is their favourite place to cuddle?

Everywhere they physically can.

Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? 

Levi.

How often do they get time to themselves?

Pretty often? They usually just bail on everyone else when they want to.

SLEEPING:

Who snores?

.... Levi?

If both do, who snores the loudest?

Shh.

Do they share a bed or sleep separately?

Share. 

If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?

Cozy up, duh.

Who talks in their sleep?

Neither one really.

What do they wear to bed?

Depends, I think? Sometimes nothing. Sometimes boxers. Sometimes Pajama bottoms. Sometimes Levi likes to wear one of Seth’s shirts just for fun.

Are either of your muses insomniacs?

No? 

Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?

Nah.

Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?

Limb wrapping is 100% happening.

Who wakes up with bed hair?

Both?

Who wakes up first?

I think it’s fair to say it just depends on who was more exhausted. 

Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?

I think Seth does it more but Levi could on special occasions.

Who hogs the sheets?

Levi.

Do they set an alarm each night?

I could see Levi needing one? So probably.

Can a television be found in their bedroom?

I don’t think so.

Who has nightmares?

Both can from time to time?

Who has ridiculous dreams?

Levi and he likes telling Seth about them in detail every morning.

Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? 

Levi!!!

Who makes the bed? 

Both of them do it together.

What time is bed time? 

It depends on what they’re doing that night.Sometimes 9pm. Sometimes 1-2am.

Any routines/rituals before bed?

Levi gets Seth into washing his face every night before bed.

Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?

Levi!!!

WORK:

Who is the busiest?

Probably definitely Levi.

Who rakes in the highest income?

Levi.

Are any of your muses unemployed?

No.

Who takes the most sick days?

I can’t really see either of them doing this tbh but Levi might actually get sick more.

Who is more likely to turn up late to work?

Levi.

Who sucks up to their boss?

... also Levi. Seth has charmed his boss but not with any intentions other than just being friendly.

What are their jobs?

Levi is a lawyer and Seth is a teacher. :)

Who stresses the most?

As always, Levi.

Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?

Levi obviously loves it. I’d say Seth doesn’t hate it or love it? That’s what I’ve always thought, smh.

Are your muses financially stable?

Yeah.

HOME:

Who does the washing?

Levi? 

Who takes out the trash?

Seth.

Who does the ironing?

Ironing is lame.

Who does the cooking?

Seth mostly.

Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?

They’re both good? So neither one.

Who is messier? 

Levi is just a messy person.

Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?

They only do it when they’re in a rush, okay?

Who is the prankster around the house?

.... Levi?

Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?

Seth maybe? I don’t know. I just imagine Seth is the one to drive more often than Levi.

Who mows the lawn?

Levi makes Seth do it so he can get sweaty and see him shirtless because even when they’re married Levi will still appreciate something like that too much.

Who answers the telephone?

... Levi? I don’t know this is a strange question. But I mean. Levi would answer Seth’s phone if he wasn’t around. 

Who does the vacuuming?

Levi? Again he might just make Seth do this though. 

Who does the groceries?

I can see them going together.

Who takes the longest to shower?

Levi because his hair.

Who spends the most time in the bathroom?

Levi... because his hair.

MISCELLANEOUS:

Is money a problem?

No.

How many cars do they own?

One.

Do they own their home or do they rent?

They would probably live in an apartment together for a while before getting a home together.

Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?

Near the coast.

Do they live in the city or in the country? 

City.

Do they enjoy their surroundings?

Yes.

What’s their song?

I feel like this is a question that would have a different answer for the two. Levi would probably think of the song that was playing when he realized he loved Seth in high school or something, while Seth might choose something cheesy that just describes their friendship well?

What do they do when they’re away from each other?

Levi cries. Seth takes the chance to make friends with other people.

Where did they first meet?

Kindergarten, playground.

How did they first meet?

Levi wanted to be friends with him so he started following him around talking to him.

Who spends the most money when out shopping?

Levi!

Who’s more likely to flash their assets?

Also definitely Levi!

Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?

Levi would find it more amusing if Seth did. I can just see Seth getting concerned.

Any mental issues?

.... no......?

Who’s terrified of bugs?

Levi. So much.

Who kills the spiders around the house?

Seth.

Their favourite place?

The local bar.

Who pays the bills?

Seems like a thing Levi would let Seth take care of.

Do they have any fears for their future?

That they won’t have one together.

Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?

Seth!

Who uses up all of the hot water? 

Levi!!! He’s the worst!!!

Who’s the tallest?

Seth. [image of Levi pouting].

Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?

Levi would do this and I hate him for it.

Who wanders around in their underwear?

... Levi, maybe? I still feel like they’d both put on pants first.

Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?

Levi does because, again, he’s always too loud.

What do they tease each other about?

... a lot of things? But it’s mostly Levi teasing Seth about being boring and Seth just chuckling and letting Levi be.

Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?

Levi might, but they both dress decently enough in my mind.

Do they have mutual friends?

Too many. 

Who crushed first? 

Levi. :(

Any alcohol or substance related problems?

Nah. They get drunk often, but it’s not an issue.

Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?

... they would both do this.

Who swears the most?

Levi does. He doesn’t really do it all that much, but definitely more than Seth.

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1) Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop?

lol honestly I think meth are too busy making out to think about antagonizing each other by rocking the boat

2) Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, at any place and at any time?

Both of them are obvs horny for each other, but Seth is insatiably so

3) Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time?

Mordan loves taking baths and Seth’s the one who insists on getting in with him and making a Move while Mordan just wanted to relax

4) Who likes to walk around the house naked and who tells the other to go put some clothes on?

Lol Seth... Mordan has to remind him to wear pants when answering the door for their takeout 

5) Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight?

Lol if it really got to that point Seth, but honestly they can’t ever go to bed mad at each other 

6) Who takes photos of the other while they sleep?

Lol both of them, they just make it a point to post on social media and show off their cute husband/making it their phone backgrounds to appreciate too 

7) Who said “I love you” first? and who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”?

Seth bc he lacks a filter and it just comes out super easily

8) Who likes to wear the others sweatshirts?

I would say Mordan technically, but I feel like Seth’s hoodies are practically his now.... so Seth?

9) Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after?

Lol Seth just going on about this cool dream he had w/ Mordan in it while Mordan’s already fallen back asleep

10) Who is more likely to cheat?

Neither :)

11) Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship?

Lol Seth.... just literally that “aw, babe, you had a crush on me? that’s embarrassing n__n” “.... we’re married” line

12) Who starts a food fight in the kitchen?

Lol neither of them know how it started, but Seth’s offering to clean it up ;)) and Mordan tells him he’s gross and throws him a towel to clean up properly

13) Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer?

Seth’s a professional singer, but Mordan does it as a side gig so Seth’s always pushing him to do duets w/ him constantly

14) Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops?

Seth’s handsy ass easily does all of this... When Mordan does it it’s more potent tho 

15) Who likes writes the others name on their wrist?

Lol Mordan doodling his name on Seth’s (non-tattoo’d wrist) and he’s lowkey :O ready to get it permanently tattoo’d immediately

16) Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed?

Lmao Seth is definitely more horny when he’s drunk, so Mordan’s gonna super seductive even if he’s all drunk and giggly the whole time... also meth lack volume control so, both?

17) Who is more protective?

Both of them are in their own ways, but definitely Seth :)

18) Who talks to the other while they are sleeping?

Seth bc Mordan’s always napping

19) Who drives and who has the window seat?

They switch, but Mordan lets Seth drive his car more often 

20) Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed?

Lol they both do, but Seth’s the only one able to carry Mordan 

21) Who cuts the others hair?

Mordan cutting Seth’s hair is cute, but Seth’s not allowed near Mordan’s hair

22) Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day?

Seth tries initiate sexts but he’s so fuckboy about it Mordan doesn’t want to indulge him sometimes.... 

23) Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of loosing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry?

God this is both of them.... I think Mordan has more insecurities bc he is a demon, and thinks Seth will leave him for some reason... but obvs that never happens and they end up married and happy forever lol

24) Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds the other just above the ground and kisses them?

Lol Mordan listening to the radio as he cooks just begging Seth to initiate this shit constantly

25) Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush?

Seth, but it’s mostly trying to break Mordan’s “i’m married to a dumbass smh 🙄” facade 

26) Who kissed first?

Seth, mainly bc Mordan’s so worried he’s going to scare Seth off on their first date

27) Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s too dark?

I could see Mordan doing this bc he has trouble sleeping... Seth waking up and getting the food once it arrives/bringing him water too bc he’s whipped af

28) Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Do they sing the songs the write for them?

Seth has albums of his music completely dedicated to Mordan, safe to say yes it’s Seth

29) Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires?

I don’t think it ever gets that crazy, but Seth will do about anything to impress Mordan

30) Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute?

Neither of them technically wear glasses, but Mordan lol