#the meth empire

[gaysails]

[vamprisms]

cancer scares are low key annoying like shut uuup who has the time to have deadly illness

[finitevariety]

Umberto Eco (1995) 'Ur-Fascism', New York Review of Books, 2/14

[parasitoidism]

breaking bad is an interesting show to watch because from how ppl on like reddit and stuff talk about it you would think walter white's descent into Evil is like a long slow thing but he's pretty much completely fucked by season 2

[nunyabizness2024]

how about a follow back and some mutual masturbation..better yet leave your windows open and door unlocked allowing me access to your BackDoor (not door in house )

Sounds great actually, and I kinda keep my window completely open at night in this heat hehe so.... you don't even need to go through the door and id love to be woken up with a nice surprise :p

[bi-b0i-band]

I’m Ready. Is There Any Hot Spun Girls That Would Be Down With This.

#letsgetmarried

[rars]

missing her........ (lydia rodarte-quayle)

[thehours2002]

i agree with the sentiment of this post but i'm not sure that the first half is true

[assarivanguard]

got tagged in a wip ask game by @optiwashere, cheers mate

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it. Tag as many people as WIPs, or as many as you want.

ok slight problem pals, i only have 1 wip going

fuck you *transes your tav*

because in several past fandoms, i've started numerous wips and never finished them, and with the feedback i'm getting + having support + interacting with the community properly, i'm determined to finish fics as i start them - unless shakespeare strikes me again, like unspoken, or getting hit with the metaphorical freight train of inspiration like alone together while i was trying to write (cult)ure shock

to make up for the fact that i only have 1 true wip going, here's some of my head gremlins:

karlach/rivan meeting rivan's mum and numerous aunties

maybe the first date in the ice rink au, or maybe something else. that ice rink au lives rent free in my brain 24/7

karlach/rivan turboangst

i'm a bit of a history nerd (get a load of this twat) so i'm lowkey frothing at the mouth about a wild west au with karlach/rivan and shadowheart/kohara, and all the fun research i'd get to do

so feel free to ask about the head gremlins instead if y'all wish :)

[wickedhawtwexler]

skyler showing up to the meeting with the auditors and ted's company with this whole bimbo routine!!!! she's so iconic. rip to all the misogynistic brba fans who don't see that

[keepmeinyourmindsblog]

entry #3

5:34 ; nov 30

imagine a breaking bad and barbie crossover, one is where barbie replaces jessie and the other is bb events taking place in barbieland. i can smell the dialogue already!

“skipper, we need to COOK.”

“my name is ken roberts, yo. my wife is barbie roberts, yo. uh huh. she told me everything.”

this would actually be so funny you guys dont get it

[my-fancy-hat]

i finished breaking bad last night holy shit i need at least a week to think about this

[zanderbobs]

"There are so many stars visible in New Mexico. I will walk out there to get a better look" I am in TEARS

[sapphsorrows]

jimmy im leaving you

have a nice life, kim

[parasitoidism]

breaking bad is a good show to watch bc like it's a very good television show but it also makes you feel better about your ability to comprehend a story bc once you actually watch it it reveals how completely and utterly wrong most people are about the most basic shit like if you can understand the most basic themes you're already ahead of like 60% of people online

[bi-b0i-band]

🫦Accepted🩵🌬️🥳