#That was nice and simple :)

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[noxious-fennec]

Tunisian miku 🇹🇳👍

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo learns something about himself 🏳️‍⚧️

Based roughly on this old post.

Bonus:

[Leo is taking the fact that he was born biologically female simultaneously very well and also not so well but overall he’s mostly coping with the fact that it was Draxum that just essentially gave him the turtle equivalent of ‘The Talk’.]

[paintedcrows]

Preparing for your first holiday season with your griblings is hard. Especially when your grand niece insists on celebrating Every. Single. Holiday.

[mistercrowbar]

Not every heist requires planning

More BG3 comics here!

[polarisbear]

you got mail!

[hinamie]

shhhh

[lilybug-02]

I think King Orange and Alan would get along actually.

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Me when I really want to draw fanart for a fandom because it looks so cool, but I haven't the slightest idea about any deeper lore than surface level plot and symbolism

[mipexch]

i love animating these little freaks

[s4ndg3m]

pyjama shark splendid creature of my imagining

[velvetwyrme]

oh boy doodle requests!!! your art is always a joy to see 🥰 please consider the following prompt: papyrus if he was photographed for a VOGUE magazine cover

mwah mwah thank u and also take a papyrus.

for some reason, i drew the vogue logo by hand. then i decided im not doing that ever again and downloaded the font for the rest of the text shfjfbdjbfjd

requests closed!

[screwpinecaprice]

Copying artstyle off of older Steven and Connie concept art for the heck of it. (And chibis. ┐⁠(⁠´⁠▾⁠｀⁠)⁠┌)

The proportions felt awkward to draw, I did end up stretching them a bit. Haha

[itseghost]

only you.

my turn with soul touch jayvik :)

[moonlight-syndrome]

after years of missing this, I finally own you velveteen crown embroidery!!!

headdress: junyvette

blouse: innocent world

op: emily temple cute

socks: the black ribbon

shoes: antaina

[timethehobo]

A little treat for the Emmrich romancers?