#That boy stopped dead in his tracks like “wut”

[lokiina]

A lil caught off guard

Previously: pt 1: [X], pt 2: [X], pt 3: [X], pt 4: [X], pt 5: [X], pt 6: [X], pt 7 [X]

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Bob & B(l)ob| FNF x Reader

A/N: Just a thing I wanted to write bc I got Bob and Bob/Bosip brainrot on the mind :) Also I did my best to clarify which Bob is speaking/being described so apologies if it's still confusing for some.

Also, although Bob Takeover week is an alternate timeline I tried fitting this into the canon timeline where they battle BF after the whole takeover ordeal.

Summary: Reader is a good friend of Bob (Onslaught), Amor, Bob, and Bosip. They can travel between the real world and FNF universe. But after learning of the trouble the blob caused in the Takeover week of the VS Bob & Bosip mod, they enter the game once more to sort things out and clear up some misunderstandings.

......

"Oh give me a break.."

"What's wrong? Are Bob and Bosip okay?"

Amor stopped clicking around the laptop screen as he sighed and leaned back in his chair, looking to you. "I dunno, I can't find them anywhere in this mod. One moment Bob was rap-battling some blob character also called Bob. Then the next moment it crashes during the cutscene and they like..completely vanished. Bosip's not responding to any of my messages about the game, either."

When he mentioned the blob character, your eyes lit up. "Oh! I know that other Bob."

"You do?"

"Yeah, I met him in his original mod. He's broken the game before so...I suspect he's the reason those two are missing."

"...now I feel really bad for sticking them in this game without their knowledge. They thought they were going to Minecraft." He sweatdropped, nervously smiling as he booted up the game again. "Well if you can go in and see what's up, that'd be great. Sorry you gotta fix my mistake because...I honestly have no clue what happened to them."

"It's all good." You chuckled. "He can be unpredictable but I know him best. I'll get your boys back."

"Thanks, [y/n].

..........

Once you entered the game, it took you a while to find your blob-shaped friend in the park. You asked around with no apparent luck, and you began to worry that Bob somehow moved on from this mod.

It was unusual for Ron not to be here either, though you did see a red stain on the road-

"Yo."

You turned around upon hearing the voice and saw Bob in front of you, wearing a disguise of the missing Bob, complete with a blue wig that barely fit over his head. And instead of a blue B on his sweater, there was the word "gloopie".

As amused as you were upon seeing this, you just folded your arms over your chest, looking down at him with a frown. "Alright, fess up."

"Wut?"

"Don't play dumb. Where's the other Bob and Bosip? Amor's worried sick about what happened to them and I suspect you're involved."

He frowned back at you. "That cube-looking bitch beat me in a rap battle."

"And that's a reason to kidnap them both and pretend to be him?"

"....yes?"

"No." You sighed, before looking around. "Where's Ron, by the way?"

"Dead but "in a cool way"," he mocked the folderhead. "He got ran over. Man you should've seen his guts all over the road-"

"I'd rather not. Just...tell me where you took them or I'm getting Opheebop."

Your threat made Bob's eyes widen in horror. While he was scary on his own, nothing terrified him more than invoking the wrath of his girlfriend. So he finally gave in, his disguise dissolving into black goop that was reabsorbed into his body.

And he disgruntledly teleported you both into a dark building, which had a single dim lightbulb hanging from the ceiling. It took you a minute to adjust to the darkness, but eventually you heard muffled cries of confusion and panic nearby.

"Mmmh?!!!"

"Mmmhff!!!!"

Looking to the source, you were horrified to see Bob and Bosip were on the floor, their hands tied by rope with tape across their mouths. "What the--oh god hang on, guys." You ran over and knelt down to untie them, ripping the tape off as well.

And here you were, afraid that they've been killed. Amor definitely would've been upset if that were the case. There were a lot of dangers in the games they traveled in, and unfortunately nothing warned them of the blob's evil powers.

The moment you freed them, Bob saw the blob-Bob and screamed, clinging to you tightly. "K-Keep that thing away from me!!" He cried. "I don't know what it wants or why it kidnapped us but--!!"

"Bob..it's alright. We're safe now thanks to you." Bosip smiled at you, before looking back at the blob with discomfort. "But uh..do you know this guy by any chance? Seems it brought you here willingly."

"Oh he's a friend of mine from the mod Bob's Onslaught. His name is also..Bob and...uh--Bob? Bob, please calm down." You had a hard time explaining with the blue-haired male babbling nonsense in your ear. But you just sighed. "I'm really ashamed of you."

Suddenly he shut up and looked at you with teary eyes. "Wh-What?"

"No, no. I didn't mean you. I meant him." You pointed at the blob who was standing there awkwardly. "He's got a penchant for killing people who insult him or beat him in rap battles. He takes shit way too personally."

"No I don't."

"Ah, so he speaks." Bosip mused. "But in our defense, he challenged us first without knowing what we were capable of."

"Yeah!" Blue-haired Bob spoke up, still hugging you but with a less constricting grip now. "I take pride in my amazing vocals and I wasn't about to let some silly knockoff Dre-"

You immediately slapped a hand over his mouth to silence him, giving him a stern glare. "Don't ever call him that unless you want absolute death."

His eyes widened with fear, but he nodded in understanding and you removed your hand. Then he let go of you. "A-Alright. Thanks for saving us. Now can we go? This place gives me the creeps."

Nodding, you looked to the blob Bob. He sighed and willingly teleported everyone out of the building, putting you all back in the middle of the park.

In that same moment, Bosip's phone blew up with frantic texts from Amor, and he reassured his creator they were alright. Then he talked about how, according to those texts, they had to beat a guy named Boyfriend in a rap-battle to escape the game.

While Bob pondered over who would name their own kid "Boyfriend", you and the other Bob decided to take your leave, bidding farewell to the Geometry Dash duo.

"[Y/n]?"

"Yeah?"

"...you like that Bob more?"

You stopped in your tracks and looked down at him, shaking your head. "Nonsense. I've known you since forever. No other Bob in this universe will take your place as my best friend."

Even so, he was still pouting. "Seems you like hugging him more.."

"Oh..is that what this is all about? If you wanted a hug you could've just said so." Kneeling down, you hugged the blob and picked him up, grinning. "You know, your cosplay of him was neat. But...maybe try not to kidnap people you wanna cosplay next time, alright?"

"Fine." He grumbled, though he felt a little better knowing he was your favorite Bob.

Not that he'll ever admit it, but his jealousy was a major reason he decided to kidnap them in the first place.

[dieahoe1]

When their jealous

Sakamaki's x reader

Shu:

This lazy boi right here rarely gets jealous. He's asleep most of the time when you aren't around so he doesn't really care unless he smells a scent on you that isn't his or your own.

Especially if it was Reiji.

If you even breath in his direction.

Jealous.

Instantly.

He'll fuck you in different parts of the mansion and not clean up afterwards.

Just to get on Reiji's nerves.

He wouldn't go easy on you either, relentlessly teasing you until your begging, and finally gives you what you want.

Not that you mind, if that what it takes to make Shu give you more attention your down for it.

Reiji:

This "gentle man" is not the type to easily get jealous either. He stays mature about it, he wasn't going to show the world that he was jealous.

Don't even says Shu's name.

If you do you better hope Reiji isn't around.

He'll 'punish' you behind closed doors.

He's ready to give you some rough training until you remember who you belong to.

Ayato:

Um, he's the definition of a jealous man?

He gets jealous of your puppy. The puppy you adopted and call your child.

He wants your attention 24/7.

He doesn't give a fuck if you gotta do homework.

He doesn't give a fuck if you gotta do laundry. (He'd prefer you naked anyway)

He doesn't give a fuck if you don't give a fuck.

He'll demand for your attention anywhere and everywhere at all times.

Except for when your in the bathroom.

You almost killed him. Literally.

That's the only place you got space for yourself.

He'll brag to anyone he's talking to about how good of a fuck you are to acknowledge the fact that you.

Belong. To. Him. Only.

"A-ayato, have you seen y/n?"

"She's still recovering from our long and hard fuck in her room. So don't go disturbing her Pancake."

If you let him he'll fuck you right where your standing if no one is around.

And not give a fuck who walks in.

Kanato:

Personal space wut?

What's that?

Oh yeah it doesn't exist unless your in the bathroom and if your boyfriend is a yandere.

This child is the most dangerous out of all of them when it comes to jealousy.

He doesn't want you talking to his brothers.

And you don't unless you want to live and not be turned into a wax doll.

Like Ayato he wants your attention 24/7.

He doesn't like it when people talk to you that isn't him.

He'll cuss them out then and burn their house down later.

It's insane that you've survived living with him despite him making you get down on your knees before him.

Your his princess but you have to take a bow before him if you value your life.

He'll make you beg for him until he's satisfied before he starts thrusting himself down you throat.

If your asleep and he wants you. Kanato would fuck you in sleep and doesn't care if you wake up. He'll keep going.

He won't even stop even when someone walks in and probably kill them later.

"Y-y/n?" Yui's says opening the door to your room.

"GET OUT! I'LL KILL YOU!" Kanato was serious about it but doesn't. For obvious reasons.

Tea parties? More like se- parties.

"Your still thristy y/n? I have a load just for you. And your going to drink it all before I get a taste of you." Kanato would tilt his head creepily.

He killed all your friends and you didn't dare stop him if you didn't want to be punished.

But secretly attended their funerals.

Laito:

Because your boujee, bad and thicc. You gain a lot of attraction in front of guys. Girls even, some are envious or some could be fans.

Laito doesn't mind the idea of sharing you occasionally if you find a guy hot and include him inside the bedroom.

But he doesn't like it when they mark you. That's his thing. So he'll punish you if you let someone do that.

Even though you both are open about having other guests in the bed room, there's limits to how much can be shared.

Daddy Laito is the only one that could fuh that puh.(-dashiegames)

If any other guy tries to stick it in, he's a dead man.

And he'll continue to fuck you over the guys dead body like nothing even happened.

Which is disturbing on your end.

Did I ever mention semi-public sex? He'll try that and not give a fuck who's watching while he fingers you in class.

Unless the teacher kicks you both out of class.

Then he'll just fuck you against the lockers outside the classroom if your that horny to let him.

Your relationship might not be healthiest since you both still fuck other people, but it works out since he's your Daddy and your his little girl. Always and forever.

Subaru:

Aww, who knew cars could get jealous?

This one can, but he decides not to show it.

He'll deny it anytime you mention it, becoming a fustrated blushing mess that destroys stuff.

If you continue to provoke him though, He'll make you scream while he's fucking you.

Then everyone knows who your doing and who you belong to.

Angry sex is the best sex with him.

Someone he doesn't like talking to you in school. Only one look says everything.

Run.

Unless they want their ass beat.

Subaru loves you but doesn't say it often but he doesn't want to lose you to anyone that isn't worth any of your love.

Kino:

Videogames is life, who has time to be on their girlfriend's ass all the time when he ain't tapping it?

Kino is possessive believe that. He installed a tracking device in your phone when you weren't paying attention.

He knows everything to happens to you.

Normally he would hack into the person he is jealous of and send them videos of him fucking you from behind. Something you still don't know about.

Your famous on social media and you got hella guys trying to hollar at you.

Whenever you take a cute ass selfie of yourself. The comments and likes are never ending, so your phone is always on silent for that reason.

It doesn't go unnoticed by Kino though, he's pretty famous on social media as well. And the public knows your a couple due to the sexy & cute photos you two took together.

He gets hate from other people about he's gotten to be with a beauty girl like you, that he doesn't deserve you, etc.

Every so often Kino would record you while your mouthing him off or either you riding him while moaning his name.

All censored or you wearing a blindfold and sends it to the haters that DM him, in which case they don't know how to respond which is a victory in his case.

Kino cherishes you and hates it when others try to seduce you but fails miserably cause you love your phone addict boyfriend.

You often wear his favorite lingerie and post pictures of yourself in with a caption that says "Kino's property",etc.

Some pictures of you by yourself and the rest is with him with his hands on your body.

Which turns into something steamy afterwards since his hands go where they aren't suppose to be.

[shirtlesssammy]

14x11: Damaged Goods

Then:

So Death kind of throws a wrench in Dean’s whole need for free will thing.

Now:

Ooh, Nick has resurfaced and is torturing demons into finding Abraxas, the demon that killed his family. Or, well he’s looking for the hunter that captured Abraxas. She’s in Hibbing, Minnesota.

Dean, meanwhile, is packing up and heading out to spend some quality time with his car and his Mom.

(I mean, that’s what he thought here, right?)

Sam is busy doing research, but willingly agrees to come along before Dean stops him and says he’s going alone. Then Dean hugs Sam, and while it’s sweet and heartbreaking and everyone seems to really love this moment, I was cringing at how awkward the hug was. Sam is 100% suspicious of his brother, so I believe he also found it awkward. [Natasha: SO awkward]

Sam calls Mary to talk about Dean. She’s more of a “Go ahead, touch the cornballer” kind of mom and isn’t as concerned about Dean’s state of mind. She respects his privacy. Sam lets that slide because his investigation into what Dean took with him reveals some missing books, and despite the lack of call numbers, Sam Winchester has the entire Men of Letters collection cataloged and classified.

On his road trip, Dean stops to check in with Donna. They’re enjoying their mutual love of burgers. Boy, Dean and Donna sure do have a lot in common. They always seem to love the same type of food. Wow. Despite Dean’s many attempts at avoiding the elephant at the picnic table, Donna finally brings up Michael. She hopes that he’ll open up, but Dean only gives her the old Winchester “I’ll make it through” shutdown.

Dean makes it to Donna’s cabin, only to hear gunshots. He’s on instant alert. Lol, it’s just dear ol’ mom shooting pumpkins for target practice.

That’s one way to get rid of the fall bumper crop (in December…). When Mary suggests Sam join them, Dean snaps that he doesn’t want Sam there. Hmm. Dean’s hangry, guys! He’s also a lying liar who lies, telling Mary that he just had a long drive and no food. He asks her to make his favorite meal when he was a small child, “Winchester Surprise.” And we’re gifted with another piece to Dean’s life puzzle. Greasy food is comfort food not because it’s all he’s known, but because it’s something he remembers from his too short of a childhood. Mary agrees and heads out to get groceries --and pie.

Dean heads to Donna’s workshop to begin the project that really brought him to Hibbing. Before he can begin, he’s gotta take a looky-loo at all the pin-ups of half-naked dark haired men. In no way shape or form is the show that JUST showed us how similar Dean and Donna are about food implying that Dean and Donna are similar in other ways too. Also, in no way shape or form is the show highlighting Dean locking something away deep inside himself by having Michael rage inside his head directly after he stared at all the posters of half-naked dark haired men. Dean finds the 8-track player and selects some tunes. And as @prairiedust posts out in this great post, in no way is this show trying to tell us something through Dean’s musical choices.

We’re then gifted with a montage of Dean using power tools while sparks fly around one of the pictures of a dark haired shirtless man. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

For Subtextual Science:

This all truly distracted me from thinking about what Dean is actually building in the workshop.

Mary gets help from Joe, the grocery store attendant. He’s kind of surprised by her food purchases since she only ever buys pumpkins, whisky, and crossword puzzles. EEsh, is everything ok, Mary? [Natasha: Definitely not. My theory is that Bobby took off right away and Mary’s just been holed up alone with her thoughts and pumpkin guts.]

Later, Joe is putting carts away when Nick pulls up in a completely normal, non-scary, or suspicious van and asks where he can find Mary Winchester. Joe acts like he doesn’t know her (Joe, I’m sorry I doubted your trustworthiness two minutes ago.) And Nick, why the hell would a random citizen of Hibbing know who Mary is? Lucky for us, he does know her and alerts the police with a call.

Later that night, Nick is trolling the back roads of Hibbing when Donna passes him, and pulls him over. He’s driving around in a stolen creeper van.

She cuffs him and runs his fingerprints. AND THEN TURNS HER BACK ON HIM. DONNA NO. He manages to slip his cuffs and they tussle. Nick tasers Donna.

Mary returns after dark to find Dean just leaving the workshop. She asks what he’s been up to, but he’s elusive and changes the subject. Dean wants to help Mary make dinner. He then LIES again by saying he’s a terrible cook. Wut? I know, I get it. It’s how Dean tries to connect to people. Mary is not dumb though and is really suspicious about Dean. While Dean is finishing up cooking the meal, she talks with Sam. Despite Mary’s protests, Sam’s on his way to Hibbing.

Dean and Mary get to eating the dish of grease with extra cheese. Dean tells us what he thinks is a super funny story from his childhood, but it’s really just a very sad reminder for Mary that Dean had a shit childhood and John was a shit parent. And I’m over here weeping because Dean hangs onto these memories as a good thing because they’re all he has.

Later when Dean’s asleep, Mary heads into the barn and discovers books of lore and a folded sheet of paper (ostensibly ripped from Dean’s death book). “No no no no no,” Mary says. URG, that can’t be good. When she rushes back to the house, Nick intercepts Mary.

Dean wakes to his ringing phone. It’s Donna! She’s calling to warn him about Nick, who knocked her out, escaped, and is heading back to Mary’s place. Dean rushes outside, only to find Sam there instead. Hey, Sammy!

Nick holds Mary prisoner in his creeper van and Mary, bless her, looks utterly comfortable in that predicament. PLEASE, she’s dealt with much bigger fish. Nick delivers a rambling villain’s address, to which Mary just shakes her head. 

Nick asks her about a demon hunt a while back where she faced Abraxas (who murdered Nick’s family). Mary’s exasperated with Nick’s theatrics, because he could have just asked her about the demon like a normal person. Mary tells him that Abraxas is dead, but Nick calls her out on a lie. So Mary confesses - Abraxas was too strong so she locked him in an Enochian puzzle box. She directs Nick to a self-storage facility nearby. I LOVE that Mary has her own hunter’s lockup. (Perhaps several, even? Oooo. That seems like a Mary thing to do.)

She opens the door (Dean’s birthday is part of the combination - HELP ME I AM SUFFERING EMOTIONS. It ends with “67.”).

Once inside, Mary carefully steps over her shotgun booby trap line. Alas, Nick notices it as well and dismantles it. Nick! Come on, man. She could reuse that trap. 

Nick bashes the lock off a cage and starts opening lockers. He finds:

A head in a jar

A creepy doll/mannequin

A puzzle box

Nick demands that Mary open the box so he can interrogate Abraxas. Mary shows him her anti-possession tattoo. “You didn’t think this through, did you?” Mary asks, sounding every inch the irritated master hunter whose time is being wasted.

Meanwhile, Donna, Dean, and Sam race to find Mary.

Dean lays into Sam about Nick, but Sam defends his actions. Sam could have ended up being Lucifer’s vessel for years so he was treating Nick with due consideration and empathy. Dean tells Sam that he needs to learn when to cut loose the hopeless cases (a.k.a. Dean).

Back at Mary’s lockup, Nick’s kidnapped the security guard, intent on releasing Abraxas into the guard. Mary tries to get the drop on Nick, but she’s still trussed up and Nick kicks her into the fence. Nick tries to unlock the box but finds it impenetrable...to his intellect.

A power drill goes right through, though. Abraxas zooms out and possesses the guard. 

Nick demands to know why Abraxas killed his family. Abraxas promises to tell him, provided that Nick kills Mary. Nick decides to go for the deal when Sam wings Nick’s ear with a well-aimed gunshot. Dean, Sam, and Donna head into the lockup. It looks like their defeat of Nick is a lock until Nick scratches away part of the devil’s trap and frees Abraxas. Once free, Abraxas tells Nick that his family was killed so he could be a potential vessel for Lucifer - but that there isn’t anything inherently special about him. Suck on that, Nick.

Nick kills Abraxas after his villain monologue and starts to turn the blade on the others in the lockup.

Fortunately, Donna’s there to shoot Nick in the leg. Mary knocks him out. DREAM TEAM <3

Later, Donna prepares to take Nick away to jail.

Sam confronts him and apologizes for not being able to help Nick. “It’s not about you. You couldn’t fix me because I didn’t want to be fixed.” Sam’s regrets aren’t about Nick, though. They’re about all the people Nick hurt. Let’s all take a moment to reflect on Nick’s cold-ass murder of the innocent security guard, whom he kidnapped within the past hour.

“You can burn,” Sam tells Nick. HARD AGREE.

Meanwhile, Mary has her own confrontation with Dean about what he’s building in her shed. “We are gonna talk about that,” Mary tells him - and he had better bring Sam into the loop.

Cut to the next morning. Dean explains the box he’s been building to Sam.

This is the first time we get a good look at it, and DEAR LORD it’s a coffin. It’s a Ma’lak box, Dean explains. It’s a heavily warded container strong enough to hold even an archangel. Sam’s shocked to learn that Dean wants to be buried alive. So I am! BUT WAIT, KIDS, THERE’S MORE. Dean intends to pay “a little hush money” to a boat captain and get hauled out to the Pacific and dropped there to suffer forever under the waves. Dean tells Sam in no uncertain terms that he’s losing his hold on Michael. They’re working under a countdown clock. Dean acknowledges that Sam, Cas, and Jack have tried to save him - “And I love you for trying.” Dean tells Sam about his visit from Billie, during which she gave him the instructions for his once-impossible prison. In his determination, the box is the only option - it’s FATE. Ugh, a Winchester - DEAN Winchester - believing in fate. It hurts.

“So you came out here to see Donna - to see Mom on some sick, secret farewell tour? You were gonna leave and you weren’t even gonna tell me?” Sam’s pissed, and who can blame him? Ouch. OUCH.

Dean tells Sam that he couldn’t tell him about the box because Sam’s the only person who could talk him out of his plan. “Alright,” Sam says softly, finally.

And...scene.

Just Shove These Emotional Quotes into an Impenetrable Box:

We don’t hug--  We do but only when it’s literally the end of the world.

Just wondering if you’ve run out of ways to ask me how I’m doing so as to avoid me repayin’ the favor.

Delicious heart attack on a plate, and I would like mine with extra cheese.

You catch a lotta fish with that Arkansas toothpick you got there on the passenger seat?

First name eat, last name me.

Everyone keeps asking how I am… And how I am is I don’t wanna talk about it.

Since when do we cut people loose?

Since when do we believe in fate?

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[justkpopjokes]

Vampire!Mingyu Part 3

Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3 || Part 4

Ft. Mingyu death

For: @sunnysidewrites @justsomekpopstuff @kkwonsoonyoung @cipheress-to-k-pop @xeniatan @aesthedick-minmin

A/N: Ohmygod why did this take so long Tagging people who commented/reblogged w/words on the other parts, or people who are just hyped so that they see this!

kind of rushed at the end but I don’t think I can take another part hhhh

That morning, when all the vampires were asleep, you woke Mingyu who was on the couch in the guest bedroom

He could’ve slept with you but he still doesn’t feel right touching you

Istg boi there was already a make-out session tho??

You both snuck out to the gate at the edge of the front garden

But you stop when you heard footsteps and someone clearing their throat

It’s Prince Jun and a posse of purebloods

Jun couldn’t let you leave

He just couldn’t

The second you stepped off the grounds, Mingyu could teleport you anywhere

And he needed you to stay

But as he advanced forward, Gyu pulled you back through the gate

Seconds after hearing “STOP!” you were someplace else

And you were holding Mingyu’s hand :)

He let go bc he was still… iffy about touching you

But you just grabbed his hand again and dragged him out of the alley you were in

Turns out, you were right where you needed to be:

You: “Target!”

Gyu: “Yes you’re a target, I just said that!”

You: “No, Target. It’s a store”

Gyu: “Store?”

You: “We can buy food in there. Do you have any money?”

Gyu: “Buy—?”

Cue you pulling him into Target

If you were going to have a vampire staying with you, you needed to stock up on stuff

How about pizza?

You went over to the freezer section

When suddenly Mingyu stopped in his tracks to stare at everything

“Huh? Something wrong, Gyu?”

His gaze kind of faltered at the nickname, but he still looked at you in disbelief

“These things are… frozen… how do you eat it?”

“Um… when were you bitten?”

“When I was a young child. Why?”

Explains why he doesn’t know much about human stuff

“…Nevermind. You heat the food up”

Gyu: “So… you’d heat that up?”

You: “What, frozen pizza? Yeah.”

Gyu: “Frozen…what”

You: “Pizza? Bread with like cheese and meat and tomato sauce—”

Gyu: *hugs freezer*

You:

Gyu:

You:

Gyu:

Gyu: “…pizza”

People were staring so you pulled him off the freezer

But aw

He likes pizza

So yes you bought a ton of pizza but also veggies bc he needed to be a healthy boi (stay away from the garlic tho)

And after some quick shopping—

Nah we know he’d stop at everything interesting; it took a while

So after a while of shopping

You brought him to your home to relax with some pizza

Ok but cuRIOUS VAMP GYU

WATCHING THE MICROWAVE INTENSELY WITH WIDE EYES

Meanwhile, you were working on what happened when you were gone

You weren’t gone long enough for anyone to worry, and luckily for you, it was the weekend, so you didn’t miss work

Mingyu sat next to you on the couch and you asked him about the other vampires

“So basically… they… want to extend the bloodline. The more human the blood, the more they fit in. The end goal is to be able to blend in with humans while still retaining vampire traits.”

But as Mingyu told you more, you sensed the lie in his voice

You didn’t say anything for now

Ok there’s more plot to this buT VAMPIRE GYU GETTING INTRODUCED TO HUMAN TRADITIONS

AND HUMAN FOOD

AND PIZZA

He just happily munched away at all your cooking

Learned a thing or two

He’s nice company

And he started to warm up to you!!!

That night, he was about to fall asleep staring at the washing machine from the couch when you pulled him up

Cue whiny Gyu wanting to stay on the sofa

You dragged him to your bed and he plops down immediately

You lay down next to him and his arms instinctively wrapped around your body

I’m soft

The next day, you decided to bring Mingyu somewhere to have some fun

Park? Yes.

First, we gotta deal with his clothes

Yeah um no one wears a cape and frilly shirt to a park

Unless it’s Halloween

Which fun fact in this au it’s banned to dress up as a vampire bc of dangers of real vampires

So you gave him some clothes you bought at Target: some sweatpants and a t-shirt

While he was changing in your room, he called you in to ask about something

You assumed it’s about what socks are or smth lmao

But then you walk in and this boi is shiRTLESS and staring at the closet

1st reaction: oHmYGOd his chest is so wide wtf

2nd reaction: okAY PLS PUT ON A SHIRT NOW

But you noticed he was staring at your scarf on the closet door

“What is that?“

“Scarf. For your neck when it’s cold”

“You should wear it. It’s cold outside”

So he tugged the scarf off of the door and pulled it around your neck snugly

“There. You’ll be warm now”

“I don’t think I need this, Gyu”

“Why not?”

“I have you”

At first he’s like wut

And then

Ohhhh ~hugs~

But he also noticed something else…

Your pendant was lightly glowing again

He didn’t say anything.

He finally put on a shirt and a jacket

And you walked to the park!

Gyu at the park man

He saw a dog and—

Wait where’d Mingyu go

2 seconds later he was 10 feet away petting the dog

And he was like “Y/N? Can we get a dog?” while that dog was licking his face like there was no tomorrow

Vampire + puppy = SOFT GYU

You just sighed and laughed at this puppy magnet

You went back home tiredly and looked up dog shelters

Over the next few weeks, you spend your days and nights with Gyu, learning about him and watching movies together whenever you weren’t at work

It was peaceful and you got along well despite him being a fanged creature LOL

Y’all even found some alternatives to blood that kept him healthy!

Tho he still had to drink some animal blood for the first few days which creeped you out a little

One night, Gyu was munching on chips when you confronted him about his honesty about the other vampires

He looked down before sighing and putting the chip bag down

Finally, he told you the truth

“They won’t kill you.”

“Why’d you lie?”

He stays silent.

“Mingyu—”

“The pureblood… your mate… would be your husband. Your love. They would love you. And I… I…”

“You what? Why do you care?!”

You’re just angry now

“I just ran away with you! I could’ve helped them. Not all vampires are bad, and I should get to help! Mingyu why did you take me away—”

“I don’t want you to love someone else! I love you, okay?!?! I want… to be with you. I could never be your soulmate though… I’m not pureblood. I have no chance, but I thought… if you never knew the truth…I’d still have one.”

You fall silent

And think.

Just think and stare at Mingyu

“How could you—how could you be that selfish?” you asked whilst trying not to cry

“My entire life I was treated like an outcast, but when I met you, I finally felt... wanted." It was getting really hard to keep from crying, so you only listen as Mingyu finished speaking

"It was a mistake. I regret it. I’m sorry.”

As you tried to calm down, Mingyu stood up and held out his hand

“If you want to help so badly… I’ll bring you back. But I’m a traitor now, I’ll have to go into hiding. You won’t see me again, Y/N.”

You just nodded, trying to hold back tears

You both have already been through a lot together in the short time you’ve known each other including some intimate things

You slowly grew close to Mingyu

And now he was saying he won’t ever see you again

But you stood up and take his hand

Seconds later, you were back at the gate

Jun was waiting with other purebloods

You reluctantly let go of Mingyu’s hand and gave him one last hug

He just looked into your eyes and smiled

“Remember I love you”

The moment you let go, he was gone

You couldn’t help but choke back tears

You left the garden and went with Jun, who wanted to talk to you

Not any of the other heirs, just you

You went into a room with him alone and had tea while you talked

Jun brought up your little outburst trying to protect Mingyu, and then him taking you away

He appreciated your decision to come back to help and led you back to the rose garden, where the 4 remaining heirs were waiting

Some were kind of upset you left but nevertheless were glad to have you back

So for the next few hours, purebloods from all over the world would take turns standing in the middle of the garden with you all

If one section of coloured roses stopped glowing, that heir would have found their match

Eventually, it was just you left

Everyone went through, and yet no one made the roses stop glowing

Soon the only pureblood who hadn’t tried was Jun

You were kind of scared...

It was going to be him

He was the only one left

It was why he couldn’t let you leave

You looked down to your white roses and wished Mingyu was there with you

The only guy here you were ever really close to

The only guy you really wanted to be your match

Well shoot, time to accept your fate

Then, after a few shouts and gasps, you saw the roses suddenly stop glowing

You quickly looked up, ready to lock eyes with Jun

Jun wasn’t standing next to you

Then you turned around

Mingyu’s hand was inches from your shoulder

He had stepped into the center with you

He was standing there, stunned

All you did was cup his face with your hands and give him a kiss

“You came back! But why?! You said—”

“I thought about what you said, ‘not all vampires are bad.’ Maybe it meant I wasn’t bad, and I had a chance to at least apologize and not be an outcast. I came back to see you—”

Cue Gyu getting interrupted with another kiss

So.

Turns out the non-pureblood vampire is your soulmate

Who would’ve thought?

Well I mean

The make-out session was a dead giveaway

Speaking of make-out sessions…

Since Mingyu wasn’t a pureblood, your role wasn’t important anymore

Jun gave you permission to let Mingyu go home with you

So the make-out session may have resumed at your place 😉

But most importantly…

One night, Mingyu was home learning to cook ramen

When you came home from work

“Babe? You’re late, I got worried—”

He turned around to find you holding a smol puppy that is desperately trying to leap out of your arms and run over to Mingyu

Gyu accepts the kisses from both you and his new puppy-child

YOU GUYS KNOW I AM 100% READY TO WRITE DOMESTIC LIFE WITH VAMPIRE!GYU IF SOMEONE REQUESTS

But until then

This life you had now…

Started all because you were stupid enough to go into a dark alley and get attacked

And now you were raising a puppy with your attacker

Who would’ve thought?

The make-out session was a dead giveaway

“I am never leaving you again”

[ass-class-scenario-blog]

Headcanons for how Karma, Nagisa, Asano and Maehara act when they realize their in love... thank you :)

Karma

·        Tbh Karma doesn’t act very different at first?Because he doesn’t know what this feeling is exactly.

·        But this is only at first. When he gets the ideathat it’s love, he’ll need time away from you. Just to sort out hit feelingsand see how he feels being away from you.

·        If it’s love then his heart will ache and he willconstantly want to see you.

·        When he comes to terms that it is indeed love,he will go out of his way to be a bit closer to you. But not so it’s tooobvious.

Nagisa

·        We already know Nagisa has a one track mind. Sohe might not even notice it. He’s got his mind on this assassination.

·        Honestly he might not even react to them untilhe is in high school when he has more time to himself.

·        Nagisa will just notice how you were alwaysthere for him and that made him so happy? And he’s so beyond grateful he can’teven convey it to you.

·        I feel like Nagisa might hide his feelingsbecause my self-conscious boy will think he isn’t worthy of you and doesn’t wantto get rejected or bring you down. But you’ll notice because he ignores you. It’shard to be by the one you love and not do anything.

 Asano

·        I feel like Asano is the kind of guy that willtell you straight up that he likes you. No fucking around with him. But then atschool he acts like nothing happens??? SO this causes a problem because youthink he was joking but he was dead serious.

·        Maybe his dad might spur him into action? Likehis dad might have even noticed before him. And like one day at school after hetalks to you, his dad just says “A distraction is fine every once in a whilebut don’t let your grades drop,” With that smug ass smile and Asano is like?????

·        His confession may be blunt but he was totallystressing how to say it. Like if he should buy you a present or something????Asano isn’t good with girls.

·        In the end he’ll come up to you and be like “Aren’tI supposed to walk my girlfriend home??” And then you’re like “Asano, that’snot how it works. Take me on a date first dammit.” Lmao stop this boy.

Maehara

·        He may be a stud with the ladies but LOVE may beforeign to him.

·        So when he starts catching these feels, he’ll belike wut. IT’S TOO MUCH FOR HIM.

·        Tbh it will throw his flirt game off. Like hisusual on point pick up line will be absolutely awful. You get embarrassed watchinghim.

·        HE’S THE TYPE TO GET SO TIRED OF ALL THEFEELINGS INSIDE HIM THAT HE CONFESSES IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. And you get so embarrassedyou flee from the classroom. Then there’s that problem he has to fix.

[wokainight]

MY CURRENT PD101 TOP 11 [out of 35] (27/05/17)

personal pick

talented face pick | skills pick | not really my pick | meme worthy pick* | star quality pick+ | need to improve before debut pick- | i don’t really know you pick=

{[( please read at own risk as it explodes with my dirty opiniononions + long ass post lol i need to rant + not edited btw )]}

1. Kim Jonghyun+

2. Lai Guanlin+-

3. Park Jihoon+-

4. Lee Daehwi

5. Im Youngmin=

6. Hwang Minhyun+

7. Ong Seongwoo*+

8. Kang Daniel+

9. Kim Jaehwan*+

10. Joo Haknyeon- 11. Kang Dongho

12. Bae Jinyoung+-

13. Yoo Seonho-

14. Park Woojin+

15. Yoon Jisung*+ 16. Kim Samuel+ 17. Jung Sewoon 18. Kim Yongguk+- 19. Ahn Hyeongseob*- 20. Choi Minki*- 21. No Taehyun+ 22. Kim Taedong+ 23. Lee Euiwoong-= 24. Seo Seonghyuk=

25. Ha Sungwoon+

26. Lee Woojin+- 27. Kim Sanggyun 28. Park Woodam 29. Kim Donghyun= 30. Lee Gunhee= 31. Takada Kenta+- 32. Jang Moonbok*+- 33. Kim Yehyun*+= 34. Kwon Hyunbin+-- 35. Kim Donghan+-

JUSTIFICATIONS: (bolded means assumed questions y’all had in mind)

why is my fav crossed out?? hi, yes- i’ve got nothing against those boys. they’re all equally precious and lovable but it’s just that they’re ‘not really my pick’

why didn’t you give him the talented face/skills pick?? he’s hella talented and good-looking! well... yes, they are all but some people stand out more to me than others... if I made them all talented face/skills pick... there’s really no need for me to make this post :’) i’m not trying to induce fanwars but more to show my opinion about the contestants

remember kids... all this is MY opinion. i don’t mean to bash, hurt or insult anyone. it’s based on what i see (i.e. mnet’s evil editing and crappy parts distribution... like are some bois even included in it??? did they fly away during recording?? did u drop their files in the toilet?? gdi mnet give them all equal times)

can’t you count? there’s only 10 of your personal pick and your title says TOP 11?! hey, hell yeah i’m bad at math lol. as bad as mnet’s editing tbh. but i don’t really mind who the 11th member is... as long as they can put something in the table for pd101 s2′s group. whether it be talent, good looks, fan attractor... but i hope it’s talent/skills because there’s already a lot of cuties in the current top 11 but not enough talent to carry the team (vocal and rap wise... they’re all decent or above in dancing)

PERSONAL EVALUATIONS:

trainees that hAS TO DEBUT:

park woojin - he’s just my no.1 bae y’all kno i’m just unhealthily obsessed w him i notice him in every frame he appears at. he’s literally my main goal in pd101 like if all my other fails he HASSSSS TO DEBUT. this sexy ass boi w similar age as me actually am i his noona??? i just wanna protect him ; w ; pls protect park woojin guys and only write nice stuff about him he’s introverted at first but he’s a very kawaii, fluffy being. he’s not the most good looking but he’s perfect inmyeyes after i wrote jihoon’s evaluation i jUST HAD TO adD THE FACT THAT I WAS LITERALLY sCReaMING AT HIM TO PUT HIS HANDS UP TO BE CENTER IN THE CONCEPT EVALUATION THINGY. PLS BOI. I WANNA C U AS cENTER. nOOOOOOT enough screentime for my heart. i need more woojin gifs.

kim jonghyun - who else is leader??? jonghyun has gone thro a lOT as an idol.. all of nu’est actually. but he seems like such a sincere&legit person y’all can’t deny . perfect bf material tbh. i just wanna be protected by him he seems to treat everyone fairly and like he’s just so nice. i’m a firm believer that he's actually a squirtle.

park jihoon - no.1 ending fairy&stan attractor. other than him always wanting to be center and evilly edited to be ‘greedy’ (or maybe he is?) but it’s kinda justified bcoz thEY’re literally on a sURvIval ShoW like literally y’all should show some desperate measures. but he tries to sortof? tone it down in his speech i hope he tries to lowkey do these things less next time i just don’t want him to get unnecessary hate from netizens ; w ; he looks sort of pure (flashback to PR on making abs) 

kim jaehwan - vOICE,sASS. i just love his reactions to hyunbin like pls gET aWEIIIII. hyunbin is precious now that he’s shown to be changing. i hope he is. getting back to baehwan. i love his chill attitude and talent. like sPILL em talent boi. if he’s not in top 11 at the end, you can consider the group dead. like who’s gonna HARD CARRY HAE them??????? who’s gonna sCREAM??? unless they have ha sungwoon like why is he ranked so low for someone so good at dancing and singing like iS KOREA DAT SLEEP DEPRIVED?? back to jaehwan... i need to stop getting off track he can’t NOT debut. period. MORE SCREENTIME.

ha sungwoon - he’s so talented and not lacking at all. his height is qt not a downside!!!!!! he adds an extra flavour to the songs like dayuum he’s like ramyun seasoning. v tasty. he’s not artificial tho. lol. i hope he gets some spotlight soon and burst into top 11 because him & jaehwan combo is life. i’m a firm believer after watching downpour like .. hE cAN hIT hIGGGHHHH notes. just srsly... if he doesn’t make it i’ll cry. MORE SCREENTIME NEEDED. thank god ep 8.

lee daehwi - he suffered so much nOT to debut. similar case to jihoon... he needs to lowkey his greed but the evil editting is what killed him. his words are chopped off and put in v wrong context. I think mnet is trying to cut off the amount of brand new trainees in the group. or drama. or both. he’s younger than me and talented and sPEAKS ENGLISH so he needs to debut... but srsly he’s the kid who aDMITTED that he’s ugly and that everyone hates him but pLEADS for the viewers to not swear at him. this just hits me in the heart like are all heartless bitches with no brains or wut??? plus he’s been so quiet these past few episodes to show that he’s been reflecting... that just killed me twice.

trainees that i wish can debut: 

bae jinyoung - i wanna ship him w everyone and see his growth. i love him tbh he’s 2nd in my heart (after woojin). he and woojin together would make a cute bunch of pups. his vocal tone is nice but he needs to work on dancing + confidence + vocal technique. he seems sociable and a kind person. i wish that he’ll gain more skill by the end of the show so that he can rise with pride and show that he’s not just a pretty face <3 MORE SCREENTIME PLS. 

kim donghan - his dance!!!! but needs more vocal training ;w;+he’s up there on my list... he’s a bit buried and for the little as fuck screentime he has it’s nice seeing him bARELY making the cutline. he’s so smooth and slick and seems like a bubbly person off stage like from the little shots of him and whatever. i need to know more about him to get me 100% sold he’s currently around 72% sold in my heart lol. MORE SCREENTIME K.

takada kenta - he has star quality but he needs to nurture it&he’s bae.... when he speaks jap he kills me. when he speaks korean he kills me. when he breathes---------- ok he needs more screentime and also improvement. he’s a NICE singer. don’t get me wrong... but to get into top 11 he needs something more. soMETHING eXTra.

r u guys even still w me??? i kinda died writing at this point pls take a break and wash ur eyes or smthg

trainees not mentioned above with good balance + fanbase + star quality i’m cool with debuting: 

hwang minhyun - he’s like the ceo emperor and nation’s husband???ofc he’s gotta go like he’s perfect, good looking and all cx nothing else needed to be said. i hope more of minhyun’s evaluation on other trainees get exposed... i need tO kNO

ong seungwoo - he’s good at singing + dance + humour like what does he lack. no more words needed! seems savage too that’s a plus

kang daniel - i like his father&son r/s w little woojin AND BIG WOOJIN YES BIG WOOJIN!!!!! he’s def got my support but sometimes i wonder if it’s because of editing or just my stupid views but he’s borderlining confidence and arrogance? i’m sure that it’s just me... but he’s a cute HoT boi with satoori like i L.O.V.E lUV satoori.

kim samuel - his rank is dropping. not v good. but it seems like it’s coz international fans are mostly voting for him and his korean fanbase is not that established yet then the int fans acc got confiscated otl ? i’m 50/50 with him debuting. don’t get me wrong... he’s good at everything, lovely and DEF ready to debut. I just don’t mind either way... i love him as a person, he seems like a genuine kid following his dream and that’s so precious ; w ; but i hope he hits it big in the future ^ ^

jung sewoon - i was either gonna put him here or in “star potential but needs to improve” because i haven’t gotten a good look at his dancing yet. his stage presence is good and HOT DAMN body proportions. his main selling point is guitar + ponyo + voice but i feel like he needs to a boost to his selling point if he desperately wants to make it ; w ;

trainees with star potential but needs to improve: 

lai guanlin&yoo seonho - they’re both high up on the ranks but i truly feel that they need to improve their skills a LOT before going to debut or between the end of pd101 and the debut. they’re both good looking and nice and stuff but we need to look at the group from more than a handsome oppa selling point. guanlin has a nice voice and seonho is a talented pianist. they’re both talented but just needs to improve that extra mile to be ready for a bigger competition than pd101 in the future. 

joo haknyeon - he’s fresh. he’s jeju. his smile. his ass. his pigs. i’ve been trying to rake thro my mind to find something or even a snippet of hope of his talent in action... but other than wanting to be center and crying over his rank... i didn’t find any tbh. i’m gonna thro his vids again and i hope by the next time i rewrite another 100000 page essay on pd101 you’ll find some good words in his section bCOZ I DESPERATELY WANNA DISS OUT COMPLEMENTS. his going to skool vid got me good but pls haknyeon... show us something that’ll wow the crowds boi. other than your looks

kim yongguk - he’s one that didn’t stand out until the last 4men team killer ballad thingy. his voice is nice. a killer. good in ballad. but other than that i’m not sure what else he can sELL to us. yes he’s good looking, looks like he got some good character and his voice is nice? i need something more boi. i hope you shine in the next concept evaluation so i can bump you up. 

ahn hyeongseob&choi minki - practically similar to the last 4 peeps. i know some of them are sweet, salty, handsome, kawaii but pls give me more so that i LEGITLY wanna push wooJiN out of my top spot for you. not really gonna happen but u kno. but i gotta say hyeongseob got me good with his rising friendship with woojin HE MENTIONED MY BAE IN HIS SPEECH AND I BAWLED ROLLED OVER MY BED.

kim taedong, kwon hyunbin - really it’s the same case as above but taedong seems hardworking and hyunbin is now slOWly recovering his image. but his rank keeps on dropping so i’m not sure if he’s recovering or if he’s keeping his current fans alive. 

kim yehyun & other who i didn’t mention + park woodam - park woodam is good at singing and stuff and he’s awesome performer don’t get me wrong but as for the idol aspect of things... he’s a little behind HE LOOKS NICE TO ME but you know the standards in korea. I hope he doesn’t get sworn at like yoo yeonjung if he does get in. kim yehyun is like covered up in dust with no actual real footage on him (beside the passing camera pd101 tv thingy???) so yeah. he has talent in harmonising and piano(?) but other than that i don’t notice or mnet doesn’t let me notice him lol. oh yeah moonbok is nice and all but i don’t really think that he cuts it in being an idol group. he’s better off solo in my opinion :’D other bois that wasn’t mentioned are either mummified by mnet’s editing or i just seem to ‘get’ into them. like they’re not my type. may be yours... but not mine. 

so i finally reach the end of the post. thanks for sticking around ^^ it took me a long time to write this but now i feel really nice inside knowing that i got all these stuff out haha time to go to bed.

last one: i really do wish p.woojin makes it to top 11 idc if he’s the 11th. like just MAKE IT BOI. ok ya’ll probs don’t wanna hear more about him but imma post more reactions on him ~.~ pls don’t hate woojin because of me tho ; w ; i just love him too much at this point in time... i’ll get over the honeymoon stage soon

have a great day/night guys <3