#Thank you for this anon

[ph-cutie]

Did you know Harry's character model has holes in his socks? I never noticed it until him and Kim started doing that idle animation where they lift each other up, and Harry had no shoes on.

WAITT I DIDNT I GOTTA INVESTIGATE THIS...

HE DOES! TWO HOLES, ON HIS HEELS AND TOES. WEIRDLY THATS SO CUTE. also sorry for the taint

[dailyloweffortpace]

sans is ness? no. graham is ness. it’s in the name.

Day 45: but that's just a theory

[allastoredeer]

The thing that peeves me off about people saying Alastor would never bottom because of his EGO (besides everything you said about Lucifer's ego) is that it also shows such a patriarchal-ly drenched heterosexual view of sex, that they then apply to a MLM ship that drives me INSANE.

They think Top means big, strong man domineering over the small, soft, gentle woman (the bottom) and it's like, that's such a regressive view of heterosexual sex to begin with but now you're trying to apply that to two dudes. Especially two dudes like Alastor and Lucifer, who both have massive egos and other personal hangups that would shine through during an intimate moment with the two of them.

Like, if you think Alastor wouldn't bottom cause he always wants to be in control, but you think control and manipulation can only happen as the top? That the bottom has no power or control over the act? Maybe because I'm ace, but the idea that the bottom doesn't have any control is so weird to me? I'm not even talking about power bottom dynamics either, the bottom controls so much of the act (if it's consensual) cause if they don't like something, it ain't happening.

I dunno. I think it's perfectly fine to have a preference of top or bottom, lord knows I only interact with bottom!Alastor content (I see Al as ace and generally disinterested in sex, so he'd take the position that requires the lease work (in his view)), but I think it's a whole 'nother beast to take that preference and try to force it on other people. I think the people who claim a character in an MLM (or even WLW) ship would ONLY ever top or ONLY ever bottom strictly on the idea of "control" or "ego" need to reexamine their view of sex.

Sorry if this was all over the place, I have so many thoughts and frustrations on the whole bottom!Alastor thing, due in part to the amount of people that comment stupid shit on bottom!Alastor content, but you don't see anyone saying that shit on bottom!Lucifer stuff. ugh

"...is that it also shows such a patriarchal-ly drenched heterosexual view of sex..."

THIS! This here ⬆️ That is exactly it. Everything you wrote is 🤌excellent, but this line. THIS LINE sums it up so perfectly.

Because that's exactly what it is. In almost every patriarchal, heteronormative relationship, the man is seen as the top and always portrayed as big, dominant, and strong. Wheras the women is seen as the bottom, and portrayed as soft, submissive, sweet, and--a lot of the time--naive and innocent.

I hate the patriarchal, heteronormative view's of sex as it is, but GOD, I forget how messed up it is sometimes. It is, as you said, incredibly regressive. More often then not, it creates this unhealthy, pre-established dynamic between two people (usually a man and a women) that completely disregards how they might actually feel about a relationship and what their sexual preferences for a relationship is. And anything OTHER than this pre-established dynamic is seen as "other," or "not normal."

So taking THAT and putting it onto queer relationships just ljsfnlsjgbl it makes me want to rip my hair out.

"Like, if you think Alastor wouldn't bottom cause he always wants to be in control, but you think control and manipulation can only happen as the top? That the bottom has no power or control over the act? Maybe because I'm ace, but the idea that the bottom doesn't have any control is so weird to me? I'm not even talking about power bottom dynamics either, the bottom controls so much of the act (if it's consensual) cause if they don't like something, it ain't happening."

Anon it's like you're reaching inside my brain and pulling out all of my thoughts, and I love you for it.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people use power dynamics interchangeable with top and bottom. Those two things are not the same. Submissive and bottom are not the same thing. Dominant and top are not the same thing.

Top and bottom (and switch!) is a preferred sexual position. Submission and Dominance (BDSM) is a consensual power-exchange in a pre-determined scene between two or more people.

Someone being a top does not automatically give them more power over the bottom. Or, at least, it shouldn't. There is no agreed upon power exchange. The person topping doesn't have more control than the person bottoming, nor should they.

And I completely agree, Anon. I've always been so weirded out, and unnerved, when bottoms are portrayed as not having as much control in sexual situation than tops. It grosses me out, honestly. I find it very icky, especially when it's perceived as the norm.

"I dunno. I think it's perfectly fine to have a preference of top or bottom, lord knows I only interact with bottom!Alastor content (I see Al as ace and generally disinterested in sex, so he'd take the position that requires the lease work (in his view)), but I think it's a whole 'nother beast to take that preference and try to force it on other people. I think the people who claim a character in an MLM (or even WLW) ship would ONLY ever top or ONLY ever bottom strictly on the idea of "control" or "ego" need to reexamine their view of sex."

Not me copy-and-pasting nearly all of your ask (LMAO) but I just love the points you're making. I have no problem with people having a preference for who tops and who bottoms. Fandom is supposed to be fun, and I want people to have fun. Like you, I generally only interact with bottom!Alastor, and so, I leave top!Alastor content alone.

It's when people try to argue that certain characters can't or won't top/bottom, because of a list of stupid reasons they make up, that I start losing my patience. Especially when their basis for who tops and bottoms is judged on ego or how much of a control freak a character is. People are not that black and white. People are complex and multi-faceted.

And, I know, sometimes people just want to read smut. They want pure filth (amen to that 🙏), and enjoy having a specific character be a submissive bottom and the other a dominant top. Just don't try and push that onto other people by arguing against a dynamic that you don't like. It's weird.

Thank you for the ask, Anon. It's everything to me.

[scrumptiousstuffs]

this new school rangers ep i noticed how big is the size difference between first and khaotung 😩 do you have your favorites moments where this difference is there?

You mean this size difference 🫣🔥🔥🔥🔥

Why yes…welcome again to my corner of delulu land…some favourite moments of FK and their size differences:

1) First and his broad shoulder being the perfect place for his bestie to rest his head:

2) Khaotung always having to tilt his head slightly when he looks at his bestie with heart eyes 😍 (despite some questionable outfits from their stylist ����):

3) Or how perfect Khaotung size is for First to hug him:

4) And I am absolutely feral with the recent BTS pictures we have from The Heart Killers…look at our smol baby Bison next to Daddy Kant!

I cannot wait to see Kant seducing the heck out of Bison (and I want one scene of at least Kant carrying Bison - princess carry? Or over his shoulder? I don’t care! Just give me one!!!)

28/09/2024

[battybrownboo]

🕊️/ a batjokes panel(s) you have been thinking about pretty often recently?

Oh boy! How much time do you have? There are far too many too list really but I just re-read Batman/Catwoman 2021 to get some fic ideas so I'll share some from that! What's sitting with me the most is the way Bruce's lovers read him and Joker's relationship throughout the series (and Bruce in general).

For example:

Andrea Beaumont calling him out:

Selina:

Joker:

Also Bruce really acted like he was cheating on Selina with Joker in that series (I mean he kinda was):

And Joker being horny and obsessive, including trying on Bruce's clothes at Selina's house:

There's a lot more, maybe I'll do a post of some of my favorite batjokes panels of all time one day!

[badassindistress]

Will you share a picture of the pastel pink wedding dress? Would love to see it!

Of course! Thank you for reminding me!

The wedding was in a rustic field, so the pictures were hampered by me sinking into the sod, but here it is:

For a dress and bag made in a week, I'm quite pleased.

[st4rfckerz]

Imagine squirting for the first time with Anakin

If you never experienced that before he would be sooooo cocky about it

no fr he'd be the cockiest mf alive in that moment. i can just imagine his face oh my god. his eyes blown wide, mouth slightly open just staring up at you before finally speaking.

"always doing new tricks for me?"

[wordstome]

the metal head König reblog makes me laugh because Peter Steele is my personal face claim for what König looks like under the mask

oh damn, he was fine as hell! I could totally see—

uh—

okay, enough research for today.

[sickficideas]

do you have sickness headcanons for Moran and/or Fred?

YES!!!! thank you anon i love Moran and Fred is my favorite ever my son...

Moran

- his backstory arc absolutely destroyed me and I'll never forgive the anime for omitting it but I think the trauma he delt with plays a massive role in how he reacts to help/comfort/etc. "I can take care of myself" attitude. Tries Ridiculously hard, to his detriment, to hide any signs of serious illness from William because the second he's involved it Moran has a much harder time standing his ground lol

- He brushes off most things unless they physically incapacitate him, in that case he refuses to be a weak link or compromise their missions, but otherwise he's complaining about being sore and sneezing without covering his mouth lol

- the fever induced nightmares are Insane. scared of anyone who comes near him, eyes screwed shut because he can't look at anyone 😭

- William being there is always the best case scenario. He doesn't try to coddle or even really comfort him he just like...talks to him and treats him like nothing is going on and he's totally fine which helps him a lot mentally. William knows this and does it for that reason but everyone around him is like why is he pretending everything is fine 😭😭😭

Fred

- Fred is very careful with his health and is rarely sick but I think he doesn't have a great constitution so when he is sick it goes down hard and fast. If he has a low grade fever when he wakes up he's passed out before lunch for sure

- he's super careful about not getting other people sick so he's really anxious about other people taking care of him, especially William and/or Louis

- not such a headcanon but I have a very vivid image in my head of Fred fainting from a fever and being totally out in the greenhouse for several hours before anyone notices. Louis is the first one to notice he hasn't seen him around the grounds so he goes to check and finds him in one of the isles 😭 he was already pretty sick but being passed out in the humidity and heat for so long has made it so much worse 😭😭 Louis carries him all panicked back into the house 😭😭

[allyheart707]

You're great

No YOUR great

[meownotgood]

tonight im thinking about playing with akis sensitive nipples... the sounds he would make, how pretty he would sound, how much of a red tint would grow on his cheeks and on the tip of his ears... how just a little teasing would get him to be a pathetic, cute little mess omg.

aki curls into your touch, his face red up to the ends of his ears; he's just so sensitive, electricity runs up his spine and it feels like his heart might explode every time your warm fingertips brush his chest. he ends up chomping hard on his bottom lip to try and stay quiet, embarrassment gnawing at the pit of his stomach. just from this, he's already getting hard, he can feel his length sitting thick on his thigh and commanding all of his attention with a few heady pulses.

but when you get bolder, grabbing his nipple and pinching, his breath gets caught in his lungs, and he can't stop the sinful gasps and whimpers that leave his mouth.

[crime-wives]

you're seriously making me yearn for swanqueen AGAIN (it's getting bad)

hello anon, receiving this ask means i have succeeded >:)

i intend to spread the sq rot as far as i can. no one is safe

[soaps-mohawk]

hiii!!!! im back girliee :) sorry i fell of the face of the earth for a little bit. no pressure to answer this fast its not super important lol

the last few chapters have been so delectable!!! love getting kyle action but also ghoap/gazsoap/ghostgaz was YUM!!!! 🤤🤤 I'd be lying if I said I wasn't excited to get back to the camera/Simon's bond conflicts too tho lol 😅

haven't been able to play much COD recently due to being busy :( (+ I've been playing The Last Of Us and I may be a bit obsessed with Joel Miller.....I really need to stop playing multiple video games at once lol) (also actively playing Genshin Impact)

I HAVE FUN HEADCANNONS

idk where this idea came from but I have a headcannon that the TV in the rec room is just lowkey the worst. Old, slow, and the base is out in the middle of nowhere so it limits a lot of their TV options.

Don't have streaming because it requires a payment/subscription and something about not being able to hook it up to an account/being on a military base/not safe to have clues to their money or personal lives (I know nothing about the military forgive me). They do have cable but because their base is in the middle of buttfuck nowhere they get only the strangest, most low-production channels out there.

I saw a youtube video a while ago about a British reality TV show where a female contestant is shown a bunch of dicks, nothing else, and she has to decide who she'd want to go out with based on that alone 😂😂 it was completely uncensored, so dicks would just be fully hanging out there. that's the type of shit that they get on the cable in the rec room LMFAO

feel like the only option for personalized TV/movies is the old DVD player hooked up to the TV (that was there when they moved into the place 😭) so the boys constantly have a collection of DVDs they're always rewatching, or they buy new ones/ship them in when there's something new they want to watch

I'm the type of person who will watch bad movies or reality TV shows just so I can giggle at them, so I FULLY believe that the pack would find some shitty knock-off reality TV show and lock in to watch the new episode every week together

if the boys and/or 'mega ever want to watch something popular/that would usually be on streaming they just have to get it off some backstreet website or something like that (they have burner laptops specifically for this purpose)

hope you're having a good day/night/afternoon and that you have a good week as well :) stay safe, slept, and hydrated!!!<3

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Aww no need to apologize!! Things happen, people get busy. I'll always be here, hanging out (well, not quite as often right now but i'll see stuff eventually!!)

Aww thank you, thank you I'm glad you enjoyed them!!! They have been rather delicious, but don't worry, we will be getting back into the fluff and ANGST very quickly. I've been dragging the plot out more than I wanted to so now I'm rectifying that lmao.

I own The Last Of Us (it came with my PS4 when I bought it four years ago) but I still haven't played it because I suck at playing games lol. I either play all the way through at once or I play for an hour and then turn it off and don't touch it for months lol. Same even with the Sims. I go through cycles of playing for hours everyday and then not touching it for weeks and weeks.

No but like that idea would be so true lmaoo. Just an old fuzzy TV that has no streaming capabilities. They have a very vast collection of DVDs (organized by Simon of course) which is how they keep themselves sane lmao. They get like ten channels and flip between sports and daytime TV and game shows 😂 it's a routine now, sitting and watching some random game show at night.

Hey, they break a lot of laws already, what's the shame in playing pirates? 😉

[theirloveisgross]

You inspired me to get up and clean my bathroom tonight too. I hope it amuses you that someone in Chicago was scrubbing along in solidarity. Our hearts might be broken but our toilet bowls are sparkling clean.

omg. hahshaha. yes, anon, and our showers are free of soap scum. 💚

[cherrysmokesaconha]

2004/2005 tomtord sharing popcorn except tom eats it all

PFFFFF HAHAHANAJANJANSANKSNSKM I CAN IMAGINE HIM DOING THAT

I'm pretty sure Tord would look mad LOL!!!

[wackus-bonkus-maximus]

I have a question how exactly do you decide on your story titles, I'm a new writer and I can't for the life of me decide a creative title.

I'm asking you because your titles (and stories)are really creative so.. I wonder what's the secret?

aww you like my titles?? 🥺💗thank you anon! i think you might be the first person who's told me that!

so i have 5 primary methods of title-making (which apparently seem to work! 💞)

-> song lyrics: i'll use lyrics that are either indicative of both the song's theme and the fic's theme, or that fit the fic's theme out of context of the song.

what makes a monster - from the hunchback of notre dame musical

what makes a man - from the hunchback of notre dame musical

a moral like a trinket - from the hunchback of notre dame musical

made with guile and art - from the hunchback of notre dame musical

rest your head (upon my shoulder) - from "is there somewhere" by halsey

borealis green - from "snow on a beach" by taylor swift

-> quotes: i'm a lit nerd so most of my titles are snipped from literary works that i relate to my own fic.

keys to the kingdom - bible, matthew 16:19

one does not love breathing - to kill a mockingbird by harper lee

like smoke from a furnace - bible, genesis 19:26-28

orison - romeo and juliet, 3.4. 1-5

-> rip-offs: i do rip off titles from other titles from people who did it better, only with slight changes. why fix what isn't broken?

this is how you lose him - based off this is how you lose her by junot diaz

-> sayings/phrases: these just kind of feel like they're handed to me! i use them for when i can't think of anything else.

this again

name brand

matter of luck

code blue

mirror image

criminal offense

-> metaphors: if there's an extended metaphor in my fic, i name it after that. makes me feel so smart and cool 🤩

collateral damage

second dose

en prise

piquet

lies of attrition (actually a play on "lies of omission," another fun saying!)

these definitely overlap sometimes, don't get me wrong! song lyrics can be extended metaphors and rip off titles come from quotes, etc, etc. but this is how i separate them in my head.

hopefully this helps you come up with some amazing titles 💛 good luck and happy writing!