#Thank you for the Ask!!! :D

[greendest1ny]

Smash or pass: Lord Garmadon and why? /no pressure

smash, and simply because he's just,,, idk. i couldn't even tell you. he's just so cool. i heart him.

[loveydoveylex]

lex!!! just thought about you and tintin's dog snowy and i find it to be such a cute thought to have 💗 i think he would like you a lot!

SNOWY!!! OUR SON SNOWY!! I love snowy SO much!! he's such an adorable little fluffball and I like to think he would like me too! he's not just tintin's dog, he's OUR dog! <3 I've always been a HUGE dog person so of course I am ECSTATIC that dating tintin comes with the perk of Doggie...

...the only negative aspect I can think of is that snowy might occasionally get jealous that I'm hogging all the attention and physical affection from tintin 😂 I promise there's enough for you too snowy! XD

[jessicas-pi]

the sheevery ends and the shenanakins begin????

This is one of my oldest fics--I believe I wrote the part I'm gonna share here about two years before I even got an AO3 account! It's sort of an introduction story to the Problem Children AU, a fix-it where the Clone Wars ended, the Jedi saved the galaxy, and the fight for clone rights was won in a frankly ridiculous way...

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To literally everyone’s surprise, though, the thing that truly reached the people was not an Amidalan speech. It was not a dramatic act of heroism and humanity. It was not the work of a thousand voices crying out for justice. It was a single pen on flimsi. It was a young woman with flights of fancy and a fluttering heart.

It was a book.

And not just any book. A really, genuinely, honestly trashy flimsiback penny-store romance novel, full of purple prose and gratuitous descriptions of fancy outfits.

And it was about the Jedi.

More specifically, it was a romance between a “Twi’lek Knight of ethereal beauty” and a “bold yet caring clone commander”, also starring a blatant Dooku expy as the villain and a ridiculous portrayal of the Jedi life and culture. It was called Remember the Midsummer Night, and it was a smash hit.

The Author’s Note was what really hit home with the people: it told the story of the author’s experience in the war. She claimed she owed her life to a Jedi and a clone “working together in perfect synchronization, like a droid-destroying dance”, and that it inspired her to write a story based on the experience. She followed it with a plea to fellow victims and survivors, to remember what sacrifices the clones made, and to honor them as they should be honored—as people, not cannon fodder.

(Regardless, ever since that book came out, Aayla Secura has been using a “You Will Die By My Hand If You Even Think About Mentioning That Accursed Novel” glare on giggling initiates and Skywalkers, a compilation video of Bly being flustered called Proof Clones Aren't Emotionless Meat Droids appeared on the Holonet, and of course Anakin memorized long passages of the book to quote them at inappropriate moments. What was he supposed to do, not recite the main character’s five-page inner monologue about how handsome her clone commander was in the middle of a council meeting?! Puh-lease.)

And it didn’t stop there. There had always been holofilms and novels featuring fanciful depictions of Jedi, but from the moment Remember the Midsummer Night hit the shelves, “Jedi Romance” became its own genre. The copycat books that followed the original publication were progressively worse. Publicly, the Jedi refused to comment on the stories, but privately…

Well, the Jedi Council meetings (which had begun to feel rather long and empty after the chaos of the war ended) became the Jedi trashy book club.

(Most members of the council weren’t aware Master Windu could laugh until Yoda read aloud a particularly painful passage from Heart of a Hero in the way only Yoda could and Master Windu fell out of his chair, tears streaming down his face, clutching his sides. To be fair, the rest of the council were in similar positions.)

(Anakin loved being on the council.)

[meitantei-shitpost]

kaito kid for the character bingo :)

If I had a Kaito Kid plushie I would tie it to the ceiling fan and spin it around at mach speed. He is absolutely ridiculous I love all the Kid heists, ESPECIALLY when they’re from his POV. He’s such a bastard I love him but I want to chuck him into a wall (affectionate). Plus, having public beef with a 7 year old is crazy

[writingkitten]

Which Alfred Molina character do you find the most attractive and why?

Oh man, I mean I hate to pick favorites but Ricardo just owns my heart. I think it’s because he’s kind of a cheeky guy with a good sense of humor and a heart of gold, but he can also very easily have that dark side to him. Like, for example, during sex he can be rough and dominant, even mean, but only doing what turns you on and doesn’t push you past your limits. I just feel like I can be super comfortable around him and we can be dorks together while also having that edge when it comes to intimacy!!

If not Ricardo, then Chandler… or Harold… or Robert…or-

[benasabrina]

Another Narumayo ask: when did they finally get together and how?

HMMMMM...

I like to think they'd have secret flings during the 7-year-gap! They've always loved each other, but after Phoenix's disbarment, he thought she'd be at risk from Kristoph/whatever force he thought of at the time (until he started to actually focus on Kristoph). They made promises to each other, however... and would wait for each other!

Flash forward to him getting his badge back, but now Maya is going away for two years to finalize her training to become the next master! He still promises he'd wait for her, just as she does to him! (I mean, they waited seven years, what's two more??)

It's not until they get back to the California/Japan (depending on where you want them to live) that they finally decide to make things "official". I use the term official loosely because they're new to this whole relationship thing (Phoenix is Maya's first real love and Phoenix hasn't been with anyone since "Dahlia"...) so they take things slow!

They try to keep it a secret, but people know and are so happy for them!! Most of them are like "Oh my god, FINALLY!!!"

[idolkilling]

How would you describe Reis's love language?

He’s an acts of service person first and foremost, with quality time and gift-giving secondary!  

He likes cultivating a dependable image, being someone others can rely on for anything they might need, any advice they might want, etc.  Initially he has unsavoury intent with this, but it carries over to his genuine attachments after a shift in his own perspective—being seen as trustworthy is personal now, so he wants to prove he’s useful and loyal…  He’s gonna be the beeesssttt friend they’ve eeeverrr had :)  

(Conversely, he’s most receptive to physical touch/quality time, especially from people who know his true nature and stick around despite it.)

[spinnysocks]

🦷 for the asks!

🦷 - how do you view being alterhuman? (i.e. spiritual beliefs, reincarnation/next life, psychological related, etc)

my alterhumanity encompasses quite a few labels, including psychological, spiritual, otherhearted, otherlink and more! each of the creatures that i am or am connected to feel unique. for example, i'm connected to all canines but the way that i am a wolf is different to the way that i am a coyote; it's also down to how i feel as them — being a wolf feels bittersweet, while being a coyote feels fun and mischievous most of the time. it's quite complicated and i'm not sure how to explain it well, but i hope that makes a bit of sense. probably the only experiences i don't have are physical and having a past life, which are completely valid btw!! they're just not the experiences that i personally have :]

[sinfulforrest]

15, 34 and 39 for the ask game! :3c

Eeee hiya hun! these are some fun ones :D

15 - Favorite movie!

Ough I have a few faves tbh, if I had to list my top three it'd be The Thing, The Shawshank Redemption, and Finding Nemo! I know one of these things is not like the other, but eh xD

34 - What I find attractive in women!

Mmm ladies, ladies are very very good so this is very serious business here. I love dominant women, ones that are shorter than me but would put me on my place. I find women who are older than me by a few decades pretty damn attractive too, like a a a a they all look so beautiful! I love fat and chub on women too, but that's a feature that I find very attractive on all genders hehe

39 - My favorite ice cream flavor!

Mint choc chip, easy peasy! I don't understand the hate that it gets, it's such a refreshing flavour and it's a pretty colour too! I love honeycomb ice cream and chocolate ice cream as well, they're some real good flavours 🤤

[chao-infinitum-infinite-chaos]

USERNAME APPRECIATION POST, SEND IT TO PEOPLE WHOSE USERNAMES YOU THINK ARE COOL 💖💖💖

You don't have to send this to anyone if you don't want to but I think your username is cool so :)

THANK YOU!!!! I spent a lot of time on my username lol, so I love that you think its cool!!! <3<3<3<3 I also absolutely love your username, everytime I see it in my notes it makes me giggle, because absolute MOOD <3<3<3<3

[mysticalcats]

hai hai hai!! 9 and 14 for the ask game if you please :3 i want to hear about the boy of all time

i've answered both of these questions already <:) i hope it's ok to answer two different questions instead!

2. does your oc collect anything? what do they collect?

he collects a rock from every place he visits. they're not even pretty rocks. they're just some random pebbles he found on the railway track

28. what kind of nervous habits do they have? do they stim? do they have any kinds of addictions?

when he's nervous, he often taps his feet a lot, rocks back and forth, or shakes his head around, especially when stressed/scared. he does stim, mostly by shaking his hands around, like skimble :)

[wayfinderships]

can I get an 8 and a 22 for the aske meme!!

VALENTINE!!! :D Hope your day has been going well! I'll start with 8! Number 8 is....

SERAH! Yayyy my little sister Serah!

I don't bring her up much since my s/i and her kinda swap places in the story (With some notable changes here and there) and I struggle with figuring put how to fit her back into the story but that aside!! I love Serah! She's so sweet!

Since Panchi is adopted, the two aren't related by blood (aka why Panchi doesn't have pink hair. There was a point in their life where they dyed it pink though) but that doesn't matter! The two care about each other a lot! Panchi is also pretty protective of Serah though not to the same extent as Lightning is. Also Serah is the one that introduced Panchi to NORA and Snow! :D She wanted to introduce them to some of her friends <3 She wasn't anticipating Snow and Panchi to fall for each other so hard but she's very supportive of both of them! It's really sweet!!

Ok onto the other one before this post gets too long-afksnfksnfnd Number 22 is...

ROKUROU!

I love this guy so much <3 He's so funny and silly <3 Ignore all the crimes he's committed he's just silly goofy <3

Joking aside, Rokurou and Panchi have a pretty fun dynamic! Panchi was a member of the Abbey but they always hated it there so when Velvet and Co. show up, they betray the Abbey and join them all instead! Rokurou and Panchi warm up rather quickly and eventually become "Sparring Partners" <3 Fellas is it gay to pin down another man while sparring?

[saltlickmp3]

hey mack 👋 i bought the starless sea i am going to read it when i have time 😊

OMG OMG :DD HI KAT

ajhsajknsh i hope you like it when you get around to it!!! <333 jasnjasnn it my favouriteeeee

[jessicas-pi]

Fool's Rules (And Ways To Get Around Them) and she's absolutely smitten for the ask game!

YAY MORE ASKS!!

Fool's Rules (And Ways To Get Around Them):

“Chop, still recording?” she asked, leaning around Ezra to look down at the droid. Chopper confirmed, and she giggled. “Oh, here comes Zeb! Ready?”

she's absolutely smitten:

Hera was explaining something, and Sabine paid about 50% attention to her. The rest of her attention was... in other places. Irrelevant places. Places that had nothing to do with Ezra.

[ragecndybars]

oho writing ask game, dont mind if I do 🦤

hiiii thanks for the ask!!! :D this one was a little hard because i usually don't remove whole lines/sections until late in the editing process and its been a while since i had a fic that i culled anything super noteworthy from, but here's a line that i cut from a recent akiminashinji wip because it ruined the tone of the moment lmao. who knows whether the fic it's from will ever actually see the light of day but here it is!

🦤 a quote you had to delete :( (but still wanna share!)

Minato had threaded his finger through the loop where Akihiko’s hospital bracelet was fastened, effectively shackling Aki’s wrist to his hand. It didn’t actually expend any energy, since his finger was just laying there, but any attempt to pull away risked tugging his finger the wrong way and hurting him, which was a far stronger force than any physical restraints. “Minato,” Akihiko whispered over his shoulder, aghast with betrayal. Minato stared straight back at him with half-lidded, pitiless eyes. “S’a disciplinary action,” he mumbled, and then he shifted closer, pressing up against Akihiko’s back and lazily draping an arm around his waist. Which meant that now, along with being unable to pull away, he couldn’t turn around to escape from Shinjiro’s glare, either. Now left with no choice, he shamefacedly met Shinjiro’s eyes. Shinji stared him down for a moment before a smirk tugged at the corner of his mouth. “Ain’t anybody ever told you never to turn your back on the enemy, Aki?” he asked smugly. Akihiko glared. “Kinda hard when you’ve got me surrounded,” he muttered.

bird themed wip ask post here!! :)

[astronautbeans]

🌹!

They say he felled an entire army on his own. Words and whispers were a powerful thing, and the myth of a lone man with hair as white as fresh snow and a single, blood red eye spread like disease over the continent. Gem couldn’t deny the spark of fear underneath her veil of scepticism at the rumours of a man that brought death wherever he went, that made the dirt below his feet black as poison and made entire forests wither with just a single look.

couldn't leave it at just the first sentence so have 2 paragraphs!! the first 2 of my Rosethorn au <3 this is one of the bits I'm the most proud of ever dsfgjhdshkj :D