#Thank you for my ted talk

[candy-red-river]

TOP 5 -women- IN RANFREN

HEY GAMERS AND HAPPY womens MONTH

IN ORDER TO CELEBRATE THIS EPIC SEASON I'VE CONCOCTED A LIST OF SOME OF THE NICEST LADIES THAT [webcomic randals friends] HAS TO OFFER (this is a mini analysis of female rnfrn characters in the youtube style since there aren't that many girls and they don't have much screentime)

NUMBER UNO!!!!!!11- GIANT SNAKE WOMAN

Here you can see her sporting a cute stylish hat along side black scales, truly a queen of fashion!! Her favorite hobbies include but are not limited to: VORE, MURDER, LIVING IN THE WALLS, resisting the patriarchy by LITERALLY EATING HER OWNER, and fashion of course!! Truly a cut above the rest, she fears no man and is always lurking in the shadows!! TRULY AMAZING- what an empowering female

Next up on our list is H E R.

OUR WONDERFUL CHICKEN RESTAURANT GODDESS HERSELF

SHE IS A HIGH AND POWERFUL GIRLBOSS WITH A KIND HEART

MOTHER WILL FEED US ALL

Number 3 and 4 on our list goes to kitty carpet and that one wall lady that nyon licked one time!!!!

I think it's weird that there's no ranfren wiki

Anyway, kiti car pet is a little furry/therian (?) Girl who got high on one of randals eyes and sunk into the floor. She's SO silly and quirky hehe~

Weirdly enough she's one of the most common lesser female characters, as she is constantly referenced and even came along for the camping trip. Nyen hates her, god forbid women do anything UGH!!!!!

You go kitty carpet, don't let the haterz get you down!!11!

And nimber five is ME

I'M THE GREATEST WOMAN OF ALL TIME AND THE MOST INTERESTING AND DIVERSE CHARACTER I WIN- wait what do you mean I'm at the bottom of the list?

[mechsconfessions]

the ppl who go "Ew they are siblings" To jonny and nastya ship 😡😡😡 I dont even particularly ship them, and I do like the sibling dynamic. But they are NEVER called siblings canonically and even though they have the same "mum" ... so do ashes, ivy, and brian! So people deleting the ship name off the chart annoys me!!

ALSO. listen. The mechs are completely immoral. Do you think, if Jonny and Nastya wanted to share a smooch, that the concept of pseudo incest would stop them?? Now I don't think jonny and nastya are particularly involved, but they have been on that ship together for MILLENNIA. They've probably tried SOMETHING over the years of boredom.

NO BECAUSE I HAVE THE SAME ISSUE

If we’re gonna do that with Jonny/Nastya and then turn around and ignore that Aurora is Carmilla’s daughter then WHY BOTHER. There’s no point!!! They aren’t related and they never explicitly say anything about seeing each other as siblings, that is all just fan interpretation.

It’s like when people make those pseudo father/son or father/daughter relationships with two grown ass characters and then get mad at people for shipping them when those people don’t subscribe to the same mindset. They’re adults, not related, and don’t call themselves family in the slightest, so what is the bother?

[scareghoul]

one cool thing about ghost is everything

[chernabogs]

He looks so cocky and smug on that card while sitting with his little cane on his little desk ong if he's Levan, miss Meleanor, i see why you folded I GET IT

[quincy2729]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but "sibling coded"≠siblings. For characters to be considered siblings, they usually check at least one of these three things:

1. They share DNA.

2. Their parents are dating or married.

3. They were raised together.

If the particular character dynamic you're thinking about doesn't check any of these boxes, then they're not siblings. There's also a specific word for people who aren't related but have a platonic relationship...

Sorry to go on a mini rant, but I've seen too many cases where people would see others ship "sibling-coded" characters and accuse them of being pro-shippers, when that's not the case.

If you personally view two characters as siblings, then that's fine, but if it was never implied, explicitly stated, or confirmed, then you can't treat your personal interoperation as a fact. They're called headcannons for a reason.

[schizoclock]

I firmly believe every clockwork has had or still has a history with the song “dirty night clowns”

[xxdrwhovianxx]

@quiddie does this mean the invisibility might've worked on the plants in EXU?

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????

IT'S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "oh cool man it must take it's genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3"

AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS

LIKE READ THIS SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER NATURE

[orgasming-caterpillar]

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

[thinkingabout-girls]

rating these laios hugs out of 10 cause they are quite possibly the funniest things i have ever seen

(please note this is not based on laios’s efforts it’s just rating the overall hug)

senshi hug: 10/10. that’s a solid hug right there. bit awkward with the height difference but they made it work

chilchuck hug: 5/10. i’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes. an effort was made. points have been awarded for an obvious attempt at making chilchuck more comfortable but still is still the awkwardest hug i’ve ever seen. it is painfully obvious that laios once attempted to crouch down to hug chilchuck and received a kick to the nuts and was cursed out for 20 minutes, and has adapted to this so that chilchuck doesn’t kill laios or himself

marcille hug: 8/10. this is the way i hug my relatives that i don’t see very often at family events but it’s still a solid hug

shuro hug: 2/10. this is a great hug but points have been deducted because shuro is a bastard man

falin hug: 1000/10. THAT is a hug and it’s a damn good one. very obvious sibling love right there we love to see it

kabru hug: ???/10. what the fuck is this. what’s with the christian side hug. why are you gently holding his tit what’s wrong with you

[uanwlarry]

the greatest and fearless are probs my faves from LIVE

[carmendeiact2whenplz]

A sign of good character design is if you genderswap them but they still look almost the exact same

[the-phantom-peach]

🗣️ huh?? what do you mean I haven’t posted any Link signing propaganda yet??

[hattersarts]

im already at the south downs cottage guys, catch up

[n0anix]

whatever *domesticates your Carnivàle Lecroux*

[maines]

You’re the best friends anybody ever had. And it’s funny, but I feel as if I’ve known you all the time. But I couldn’t have, could I?

THE WIZARD OF OZ (1939) | AGATHA ALL ALONG (2024)

[soullessstare]

I know we often associate the canary with Sam, but I think Collin was the canary.

From the start he was singing the dangers of the job, trying to warn off everyone else. He tried to warn them, to save everyone by destroying the servers.

In the end, no one paid any mind to his voice until it was gone and he was dead. He died caged in the thing he tried so hard to escape, like a canary taking its last breath deep below the ground caged by the rocky walls that would spell its doom no matter how hard it sang.