#Teddy Juicer

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

[chunkofchaos]

Does anyone else remember this fucked up blender from the annoying orange show or am I the only one??

I think the osc should claim him. I demand 50 teddy juicer fanarts NOW.

[gaillol-13]

You can say a lot of things about The High Fructose Adventures Of Annoying Orange, or Annoying Orange in general. You can say it’s cringe, you can say it’s cursed, you can say its plot is generic. But you absolutely canNOT say the songs didn’t slap so hard. You can’t say the music wasn’t cooking.

[jellymeduza]

March and April updates

(oh, look I’m actually posting an update post on the first day of month!)

15th of March 2023: Chris Hatch hospital mod + visit other Sims made compatible with witches only fly if have broom, CJH’s hospitals, visits and Midge’s ‘witches only fly if have broom’ - Globe edition - added compatibility plug-in for piqiwi’s Holidays. It is needed for CJH_Hospital_and_Visit_AL_globe, CJH_Hospital_and_Visit_AL_globe_riders, CJH_VisitOtherSims_AL_globe, CJH_VisitOtherSims_AL_globe_riders, CJH_Hospital_and_Visit_AL, CJH_Hospital_and_Visit_AL_riders versions of CJH’s mod. “PetsToAL” versions of Hospitals mod don’t require this plug-in. It should load after CJH’s and piqiwi’s mods.

18th of March 2023: eat from inventory - edibles created in hand will take recolor of the object removed from inventory. If a Sim has several different recolors of the same edible in inventory, they’ll eat the first recolor of that object in their inventory. Unfortunately, it doesn’t fix SSN apple, orange and lemon being always pale. To make the most of this update, I added Aysarth’s cheese to other edibles category. I also increased the gain from eating - it used to be 8/100, now it’s 1/10.

24th of March 2023: Katara braid - added toddler stage 

25th of March 2023: custom date reward - added invisible recolor of the note that’s placed between teddy and the heart it’s holding

29th of March 2023: Bigfoot mod - removed the plug-in that got rid of InTeen checking custom globals as Pick’N’Mix Sims​‘ uploaded new version of InTeen Check that doesn’t conflict with piqiwi’s custom globals. Remove “zWH_Broadcaster_Ageing_NoInteen” and put into your download “WH_InTeenCheck2″ and updated version of Age Transition Messages. My ‘messages’ versions of “Meduza_BigfootOutfitChangeAge” are still valid and you don’t have to remove or update them.

30th of March 2023: sell cure from inventory, herbal crafting station - added versions with the correct Polish translation of “flu” to match Lenna9′s fix. Old versions are still available if you want “katar” dialogs instead of “grypa” ones.

3rd of April 2023: Bigfoot mod - added compatibility patches for bstu’s Teen Grad Book mod, Cyjon’s Semester Changes and Nopke’s goToCollegeWantSatisfiedBeforeGrowingUp

4th of April 2023: edit of HB’s ecoFriendly-hydrophobic_bathAutonomy - added compatibility versions for TwoJeffs’ Bath Autonomy Fixes

4th of April 2023: Juicer tweaks compilation, Rebecah’s juicer with tweaks compilation - added French and Polish translations

10th of April 2023: dance competitions with NL DJ booth -  added new compatibility plug-in zz_Meduza_Lenna9_LdDarcy_NL_DJBooth_danceCompetition_TextFix. Download this file if you are using Lord Darcy’s Pie Menu Text Strings Fix or Lenna9’s Polish Translation Fix. Make my plug-in load after Lenna-TranslationFix or LdDarcy_PieMenuTextStringsFix (whichever you are using) and after my base mod - Meduza_NL_DJbooth_dancecompetition.

[bwoahtastic]

Omfg I love that

“This is the closet Lando, this is my closet, its full of way cooler clothes than your Daddy’s closet”

“This is the trophy room, this one I won the weekend you were born!”

I’m obsessed

pllsss ssksk

"this is the blender, or juicer... or maybe the toaster... idk your daddy always cooks because I am too fabulous for that"

Also Dan going to show Michael's bedroom and even though Dan and Michael are really close and Dan moved in over the covid times, he has never been in Michael's bedroom? Cos thats really intimate and private and he needs permission for that in a way. So he is just standing at the door with bubba Lando in his arms waiting for Michael to catch up with him and nnggg he is just smiling so sheepishly and eying the door a bit but doesnt actually dare to ask.

Also also also (i say that word a lot damn) Michael realising Lando's closet of little outfits keeps getting fuller, as does the toy box and the teddy bear stash cos Dan can literally not go anywhere without buying smthn for the bubba, or he orders stuff online? I'm sure he pays Michael well for the training and stuff but babys are expensive as hell and he just really really wants to help, and honestly his Omega instincts start barking at the sight of tiny clothing and teddies and he just needs to spoil Lando ksks

[inky-duchess]

History Bites: Greatest One-Liners

In History Bites, I pick the best moments of history and the antics historical figures in order to give you inspiration for your WIP. Think of History Bites like prompts, only juicer and 90% accurate (results may vary).

Today, we celebrate the humble one-liner, a biting or resounding quote that echoes across the centuries. Here are some of history's best.

When the Spartan army met the Persian forces at Thermopylae, the Persian king demanded that they hand over their weapons. The Spartans presented arms and sneered, "Molon labe" which loosely translates as "come and take them".

When the Spanish Monarchs, Ferdinand and Isabella, took the last Moorish stronghold at Granada. They allowed the Emir to leave with his family and leave the vast Alhambra palace to them. The Emir, Boabdil wept as he led his people into exile. His mother Aisha bint Muhammad ibn al-Ahmar/ Aixa al-Hurra turned to her son and said "Do not cry as a woman for what you could not defend as a man.”

Alexander the Great was already famous when he met the philosopher Diogenes. Diogenes was an oddball or an extreme introvert, a little strange. Alexander asked the philosopher if there was anything he could do for him. Diogenes is reported to have said, "Yes, you can stand out of my sunlight."

As if that were not the sickest line, Alexander went on, telling the old man that if he were not Alexander he wished he could be Diogenes. Diogenes just grunted, "If I were not Diogenes, I would still wish to be Diogenes."

Another one for Sparta. When a Spartan King was asked to comment on the newly built walls of a neighbouring city state, he famously replied "They are fine quarters. For Women." The Spartans did not have walls and when asked where the borders of the kingdom stopped, another king thrust out his spear. "Wherever this can reach."

When Philip II of Macedonia sought to conquer the city state of Sparta, he listed all the ways he would fuck up their shit if he ever chose to invade Sparta. The Spartans sent back one word. "If." The Macedonians left them alone.

Caterina Sforza was one of Italy's most bad ass women. She had ridden at the head of armies, defended fortresses and fought against the Pope. Her death was relatively peaceful. When asked to tell a monk the story of her life, she refused "If I were to confess it all, I would shock the world."

Kaiser Wilhelm chose the wrong country to bully in WWI. He wrote to Switzerland, who had a small army (but every citizen was a trained rifleman) of about 250,000 what they would do if he invaded with 500,000 soldiers. The Swiss just said "Shoot twice and go home."

Irish troops were sent to the Congo on a UN Peacekeeping in the 60s. An army four thousand strong, armed with a field gun and a helicopter came against the 150 strong force at their post at Jadotville. The soldiers held them off for five days with nothing more than some WWI-era machine guns. They took down the helicopter and a good chunk of the enemy. The siege quickly depleted food and bullets. On one of the last despatches sent to their base, they said "We will hold out until our last bullet is spent. Could do with some whiskey."

The first Emperor of Rome, Augustus was one of history's best rulers. He left Rome a shining city, the empire expanded and the enemies of Rome quaking. As he lay dying, he smiled at said "Have I played my part well? Then applaud as I exit."

Josip Broz Tito was the target of many assassins sent by Joseph Stalin. Sick of dodging bullets, he sent a message to Stalin. "Stop sending people to kill me. We've captured all your assassins. If you don't stop sending assassins, I will send one to Moscow. And I won't have to send another."

Teddy Roosevelt was making a speech when he was shot in the chest. The bullet had been stopped from killing him by his glasses case. Though injured, he continued his speech beginning with the lines “Ladies and gentlemen, I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.”

On watching its first field test in a field in Mexico, Oppenheimer wrote down his thoughts on his new invention “Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.”

Countess Constance Markievicz believed that the fight for Irish freedom was not just a male one. Her advice to women and girls of the time was "Dress suitably in short skirts and strong boots, leave your jewels in the bank, and buy a revolver."

Caroline of Ansbach was Queen Consort of England. She and her husband had a relatively happy marriage. Her husband was heartbroken at her failing health but she asked him to remarry. He denied her request saying he would never remarry but only have mistresses. Caroline tutted at him and said "My god, that doesn't matter."

When Marie Antoinette was dragged on the scaffold to be beheaded, she accidentally stood on the foot of her executioner. She turned around and said, "Sorry, I didn't mean it." Perhaps it was just an accident but I like to think she meant it as a last fuck you.

[4booga]

I can't come up with a decent title for this so take it. Also this is my first fanfic

 Ludwig heard the quiet ringing of the bell above his head as he stepped right into the bakery. It was only four am but he could already feel the stress of the day press down on to him. He took a deep breath in as he smelled the faint scent of brown sugar and chocolate as he relaxed his tense shoulders. "Good morning Miss Cohen. How did you sleep last night?" He called out quietly to an older woman who was preparing the daily recipes for the day at one of the booths as he headed into the back of the kitchen. His eyes drifted to his brown teddy apron hanging up neatly on his personal hook. The German couldn't help but smile at the fact that his name above the hook had seemed to be bedazzled with pastel blue gems. He tied the apron around his waist tightly before he finally heard her reply.

 "I slept well sugar. Should we make the usual today or should we spice it up and make honey cakes?" Her voice was soft and gentle as she closed her faded book. She gave him a kind smile as she stood up to help "You don't have to be so formal with me Ludwig. You can call me Jane or you can call me Momma. I don't care if you choose one over the other!" Jane's voice was sweet as she made her way into the kitchen before staring up at the younger man in front of her. "Did you sleep well last night? Did you eat breakfast? Don't make me sit you down and make you an omelette!" Even though he towered over her she still couldn't help but fuss over him.

 "Yes I did eat today Jane and I slept last night." He felt like he couldn't call her momma just yet so he called her by her first name. The blonde smiled down at the graying brunette before she smiled up at him with a chuckle. "I think we should make honey cakes today since they usually sell out fast." His voice was lacking his usual brass and loudness as he began helping her with her apron, leaning down since she only stood at around four foot five compared to his six foot six. 

 Jane turned around quickly once her apron was secured around her waist before she pulled out a headband from her pocket that had bear ears attached to it. She gently pushed back his blonde hair from his forehead before pinning the stray hairs with the head band. "You look so handsome bärchen." She spoke to him teasingly while pinching one of his flushing cheeks. "Let's get started with making chick buns before the cakes so they can have some time to rise while the cakes cook!" Her hands were clasped together as she thought about all the people who would enjoy their hard work. She walked over to the sink before using her stepping stool to wash her hands before gloving them.

 Ludwig waited patiently behind her before watching her kick her stool along to the pantry door. He began washing his hands carefully while whistling a soft love song which filled the quiet room. He dried off his hands as he gloved them before helping her grab the things off the shelves that she was too short to reach. His gloved hands were already becoming stained with yellow dye from the box of food coloring before the older woman quickly put it back on the shelf. 

 "I'm thinking we change up the recipe a little, Luddy. I think we should use lemons instead of the normal food dye in the buns. It will give it a nice sweet flavor instead of the savory one that they are use to! I can just change the label for it in the food case before it goes out!" Jane spoke to him with a smile as she dug through the gigantic fridge for the bag of lemons she had just bought a few days ago. "Also someone mentioned in the store a few days ago that they can't have food dye so it will be a great alternative even though we can't get the normal bright yellow." Her voice never wavered from her kind tone as she kicked her stool back over to the sink to wash the lemons.

 Ludwig's smile grew at her enthusiasm before grabbing the juicer from one of the many pink cabinets that lined the back wall. "Are you sure we should change it?" His voice was calm as he already began grabbing the cutting board along with one of the knives from the drawer. He grabbed one of the already washed lemons before carefully slicing it in half. He focused on the task in front of him as he placed the halved lemons next to each other on the granite countertop as he moved on to the next one. His thoughts began drifting with each lemon he sliced in half before he yelped out in pain as he felt the sharp blade cut into his gloved finger. It wasn't deep but it still hurt all the same. "Ah fuck..." When he swore he felt his injured hand carefully grabbed and placed into Jane's much softer and small hands.

 "Are you alright sugar?" Jane began carefully looking at the cut as soft hiss of sympathy left her lips. "We have to wash that quickly. Lemon juice in cuts ain't fun." She led him over to the sink before running the stinging cut underneath the cool water as she removed his gloves. "I'll get you a bandage and you just wash it!" Her voice was firm as he watched her leave the room to grab the first aid kit in the small break room above them in the second floor. 

 Ludwig weakly nodded his head before scrubbing soap into the cut before letting out a quiet sound of pain. With gritted teeth she watched the soapy water mixed drip down his fingers before he patted it dry. He could hear her footsteps from before he leaned against one of the countertops to make it easier for her to patch him up. 

 "You really need to be more careful with yourself. You might think you're invulnerable but you aren't." Jane's voice was firm but still gentle as she wiped disinfectant over his finger before placing a childish Hello Kitty bandaid over the small cute before gently kissing it better like he was a small child. "Now I'll start making the chick buns and you start on the honey cakes." Her voice was still firm before she gently patted his cheeks. "And don't forget to put on a fresh pair of gloves sweetheart." She quickly removed her gloves before washing her hands to remove any chemicals from taking care of his small injury.

 Ludwig nodded before rewashing his hands, placing a fresh pair of gloves carefully over his bandaid. He walked over to the large mixer as he took a deep breath in through his nose. His eyes drifted over to the lamented book next to the mixer before flipping to the page that read honey cake in large font. His fingers slowly drifted down the page as he began quietly muttering the ingredients to himself before heading over to the pantry. He began grabbing everything he needed along with the honey before walking over to the bowl. "How many are we making today?" He asked her quietly while turning towards her.

 "I think we can make thirty four for today." Jane called back over to him as she began squeezing the lemons for their juice. Her hands were skilled with each squeeze before she began grating peel for the zest. "Remember to go easy on the honey. It's pretty strong! We actually want to make sure people can eat our food." Her teasing was different from the way his brother would normally tease him which made the young German smile. She ordered him to as she waited for the yeast to feed on the sugar in her bowl before she could begin adding in the flour and lemon juice.

 "I will." After Ludiwg spoke the pair soon fell into an easy silence with only the occasional sound of the mixer filling the air. His eyes slowly began to close as he rested against the countertop before he quickly snapped himself awake before slowly mixing the key ingredient into the batter. He watched the beater slowly mix it in before he sighed quietly while taking a steadying breath in.

 "Luddy are you alright? You're not as talkative today. Did you brother make fun of you again?" Even though it sounded like a childish question coming from the older woman but she still spoke it out loud to the German. "Or is something else on your mind? You can talk while we make buns." She patted the empty spot on the countertop next to her before she watched the blonde walk over to her.

 "Jane you're good with feelings right? There is someone I'm friends with and I feel weird when I'm with them." Ludwig began speaking as he grabbed a fresh pair of gloves to prevent any contamination from happening between the two different recipes. "He makes me feel different and I don't know how to describe it to anyone else...It's not a bad feeling though!" He stared down at the near pastel yellow dough in front of him before slowly working it into a small ball.

 "Well maybe I can help you with your problem. I might not be the best but I'll try and help you." The older of the two kind spoke to him as she began working her own ball of dough. She began quietly humming as she waited for him to describe the feeling that had been distracting him.

 "He makes me feel like I have really bad indigestion all the time when I'm with them. He makes me feel shaky but not in a bad way just like being next to he makes me feel like I could collapse. Sometimes when I stand next to him I just want to hold his hand and smile with him." Ludwig stared down at the bun before picking up the small detailing knife as he carefully carved the wing shape into the dough. "I also feel sad too like something stopping me and won't let me actually touch him." His voice was barely audible as she gave him a kind smile.

 "Well I think you're in love with him. It's normal for some people to feel that way in love. You could feel sad because you know that you can't love him or because you're scared of being loved by him. He can also be taken and you know he like the other person better." Jane's voice was carefully choosing each word as she placed the finished bun on to the baking sheet. She gently squeezed his hand before gently placing his finished bun next to hers. "You weren't taught about emotions when you were young. Am I right?" She didn't want to be right but she had a sinking feeling she was.

 "Oh..." That was the only thing that could leave his throat at the relationvation before thinking about her question. Ludwig nodded weakly before she gave him a kind but weak smile. "Gilbert was always busy so I was mostly left alone since he was the only one raising me." He bit the inside of his cheek before making another bun as she gave him a look of pity and sadness. "But I grew up happy even though I had to learn about a lot of things from my friends later in life."

 The duo fell into another quiet silence as she gently squeezed his hand in her own smaller one every few seconds. After a few minutes the buns were ready to rise for the second time as he walked over to the cake batter to pour it into the pan. He poured the batter in carefully into the four deep pans in front of him before scraping the bowl clean from any of the remaining dough. He placed it into the already preheated oven before setting the timer for it. He yawned quietly as he stretched his back. 

 "Did you lie about sleeping last night young man?" Jane turned to him with a knowing smile before patting his back. "You really don't need to act tough all the time. I know you wanted to cry when you cut your hand but you didn't. Your body needs different things and right now you need sleep."

 The German's pale cheeks began heating up as he rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. "Well I did sleep an hour so I didn't actually lie. My new blood pressure medication kind of messed up my sleeping schedule." He could feel her brown eyes drill into him before she tsked quietly while leading him to the stairs.

 "Go take a nap now. I'll watch the store and you can take a two hour nap. I'll wake you up before we're supposed to open. The blanket is on the break room couch and there are snacks for you in the fridge if you wake up hungry." The older woman spoke to him firmly before gently shoving him up the first step. "No go. Get some sleep and then you can come back down to help me."

 The young man didn't move from the first step before he turned around to face her. He gave her a quick but kind hug while taking a deep breath in as he smelled the faint scent of lavender and soap in her curly hair before he felt her hug him back with a soft chuckle. He quickly let her go before turning his back to her. "Thank you momma." Those were his last words as he walked up the wooden stairs.

[jonghosdata]

ateez_official_ Master singer haribo! #JONGHO Please look at the selfie of the teddy bear selfie 🐻 Human juicer

[theficplug]

{My Boyfriend Does My Makeup with Trevante}

{The YouTube Series}

Warnings: none , fluff

Trevante  finally had some time off after his latest film had wrapped and although you were both private about your relationship. You decided to give your boos (your viewers) something special for 307k. 

"Welcome to or back to my channel my boos. I have a special guest today. Everybody say hello to my boo bear. Who agreed to do the My Boyfriend Does My Makeup Challenge with me. Say hey baby." You say to him as he flashes his pearly whites at the camera and you can already tell you're going to have to filter the thirst comments. 

"Hey , I'm uh Trevante y'all probably have seen me in a few things. If I seem like that familiar face that you can't put a name to. That's why. Also looking forward to playing some characters that don't die halfways through." He says jokingly at the end before giving a shy awkward little nod to the camera. 

You take his hand in yours and nuzzle closer into his side to get him to relax a little. 

"What I think a lot of people don't know is that even though he's always in front of the camera. He's also kinda shy and doesn't like a lot of attention on him, but unfortunately for you baby is that BOI WE FINNA BE ON YOUR ASS IF YOU MESS IT UP." You say jokingly as you set out all of the makeup and a little cheat sheet to tell him where everything goes. 

You watch him break into a smile and throw his hands up.

"Ye of little faith. That hurts bae." He says pretending to be hurt with his hand over his heart dramatically. 

"I'm only joking. I believe in you. Gimme kiss?" you ask before he pokes his lips out for you to press a soft kiss to his lips. 

"Alright , I'm ready. Today we're gonna use the Fenty foundation? We're just gonna take Miss Riri's stuff and rub it in, all over the face. You don't really need a sponge or brush or any of that. That's all to get you to spend more money." He says to the camera as if he knows what he's doing. 

You try to hold in your laughter while looking at the camera and shaking your head.

"You're doing good Tre. I feel prettier already. What's the next step?" You ask him as you watch him work. His tongue slightly poking out as he's concentrated on getting your face to look "right". 

Sometimes you just get caught up in how beautiful and kind he is. He always takes care of you and tries his hardest to be involved in anything you're interested in.

"I feel you eyeing me while I work and lemme just say it's highly distracting ma'am. I'm a professional." He says jokingly before giving you a quick kiss. You tug at his bottom lip before kissing him again.

"SHE GETTING DEMONETIZED Y'ALL. We gotta keep it pg." He says before working his way down the little cheat sheet you've left him. 

"If you poke me in my eye. I'm swinging." You say to Trevante as he grips your chin gently while trying to apply eyeliner.

"Y'all see how she be treating me? Gon beat my ass in front of all of y'all like that.  Lemme stop before that's all over Twitter. Shhh, stop fidgeting let me get it right. " He says and you can feel the felt tip going past where the little flick needed to stop. 

"How do I look baby?" You ask as you batting your eyelashes at him and watch his face scrunch slightly at messing it up.

"Hollup it's whopped on that side. Give me a wipe from over there please. . . You said earlier that you wanted to ask me some questions." Tre says to you not bopping along to the soft music playing in the background.

"If you could not love me in this way anymore. Do you think you could love me in a different way? Because you know how when some people break-up. It's so traumatic for them that they can't bare being around the person that they were with because the love there is different." You ask the heavy hitting question that came from an insta sticker. This man was actually a giant teddy bear and pouting at your question.

"For the record I ain't going nowhere. This man put a ring on it." You say giggling and waiting for his response.

"I love you in all ways , always. You know that. But, I'm tryna think about what you're asking. You're saying if weren't together no more. Could I still love you? Absolutely, we were friends before even getting together. When we met in the makeup trailer. I knew that you were going to be important in my life. And that I was gonna love you in some way. But I am grateful that I get to love you this way. I get to love you romantically , emotionally, spiritually, and (cover your ears kids) physically. I'm in love with you." He says before giving the camera a wink and blowing a kiss at them. 

Your jaw drops slightly at his response. You could not be more in love with this man if you tried. You thought to yourself before leaning in to kiss his nose and then all over his face and finally his lips. 

"Damn, I mean I think I like you or whatever." You say to his as he smacks his teeth and shakes his head while laughing at your response. 

"I'm in love with you too Nemour. I only had 3 questions picked out. So here's my second one. When is the wedding? Someone on Instagram asked." You say to him as he nods 

"We have a date and it's in my fiancee's favorite season and that's about all I can tell you on that. But I'm sure when it's all said and done she'll put a cute little video package together for y'all." He says as he applies highlighter to your nose and you look at him before bursting into laughter.

"Of course. I promise my boos will be included into the wedding somehow, but Y'ALL lemme bring the camera in please look at how this man got my nose looking like a Christmas ornament. We're going on a lil date right after this. I'm finna be looking shhmmooking hot." You say sarcastically and he couldn't even stay pressed as he breaks out into laughter with you. 

"Okay so you're on the last part of my routine which is lips. So before you start I'll ask one last question from Twitter. It says what was our first impression of each other." You smile at the question remembering exactly what he was wearing and everything.

"Well I met you while working on the set of Predator. I was like damn okay lil chocolate drop. Can I get your number? No, but really I thought you were beautiful and funny and just like full of light. There were some early morning call times where I was just grumpy as hell and had to wake up at like 4am and have to hang off fake plane for who knows how long. But there you were in the trailer already dancing around to this one throwback song and giving everybody positive morning affirmations.

Just getting shit done too. I was just standing there watching you in your element. Your lil fro bouncing side to side as you swayed around getting all of your supplies together. And I remembered you ordered everybody breakfast with like Uber Eats or something. Your energy had me hooked from the start. I think I'm more of a morning person now because of you." He says as he picks out the lipstick color.

"You never told me that! That's so sweet boo bear. I was just trying to make everybody feel better 'cause those were some long ass hours. Trying to add all the lil scars and makeup and everything so early in the morning was a lot. But I got to spend more time with you so I wasn't complaining. My first impression of you hmmm. I think I was shocked at how beautiful you are! Wait , wait lemme explain. I've seen you before on that one Tyler Perry show as Ramsey before you got killed off. And just like when I found out you were going to be in that film. I was nervous as hell. And when you walked into the trailer with your beanie almost over your eyes and your headphones on like you were too cool for school. I knew I had to play it cool. I just like sauntered over to you and offered you a breakfast plate. It worked though. Cause you was grooving to Brandy too. After that I realized how you have the driest humor, and yet you are the funniest person I know. I mean like dad joke central with him. He be slapping his knee and everything y'all. But he could've been a whole comedian." You say to the camera and he waits for you to finish before he starts applying the deep plum shade of lipstick.

"My humor may be dry but you still be doing the scatter run when I do the Norbit voice." He says laugh softly at you already about to start wheezing. 

"Done?" You ask him as he sits back admiring his work. 

"I don't think I did too bad. Look" he says handing you the mirror as you look closely

"My lashes barely hanging on and my eyeliner doing the Cha Cha Slide but other than that I think it looks good. You did a good job baby." You say giving him a kiss as he smirks into it. Already getting the big head.

"I'm coming for your brand baby. Multi-talented." He says to the camera.

"Alright and with that I'mma end this video before his head gets even more inflated. I seen some juicer questions earlier but y'all there ain't no tea. We sexy but our own type of sexy. I gotta show y'all the photos from Halloween when we dressed as Marcus Burnett and Mike Lowry from Bad Boys... We're that couple."  You say chuckling softly.

"Alright my boos, y'all know what to do. Like , comment , and subscribe if you want. Turn on the notification bell so you can know when your faves fave post again. Who knows I might get him to do the No Hands Kissing Challenge for 400k. And an OnlyFans video for 1 million." You say half jokingly as it flies over his head for a moment before the lightbulb goes off. 

"I don't know about all that maybe 5 milli. Alright y'all , be kinder to yourselves and stay blessed. Byyyeeeee" He says in your voice as he does your outro and you couldn't wait to just wrap your arms around him and love on him. 

[msbusseyatcvr-blog]

10 Things I Wish I Could Tell My Mom (inspired by: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbasRSNx6vU). 

1. I’m sorry that when I was 14, I told you to f*ck off. That was unkind, that was cruel, you taught me in that moment. Thank you. 

2. I understand now why you sent Teddy away. Forgive yourself. 

3. You use baking as therapy and that’s fine but sometimes you have to put the sugar down and leave the house. 

4. My father was an idiot. 

5. My brother was an idiot too but he’s trying - I promise. 

6. That juicer you bought me is still in a box. It was a great gift but I might give it away - forgive me. 

7. You have grown softer through the years and this is something I love most about you. 

8. At nearly 70, you are more open-minded that some people my age. I’m so happy that life hasn’t crushed your compassion. 

9. When you make an extra meatloaf and give me time and temperature instructions? We both know it’s not necessary but it feels nice. 

10. You did the best you could with what you had and that might be the very definition of parenthood. Thank you. 

[technariumas]

Internet of Shit hakatonas

[English version below]

Kartu su M-LAB, Padirbtuvėmis ir Kauno Makerspace kviečiame į absurdo šventę balandžio 22-23!

Indaplovių botnet'as? Kamera iš mikrobangų krosnelės? Vibratorius, siunčiantis gamintojui duomenis apie tai, ką su juo veiki? Vyno butelis, parodantis, kiek nugėrei? Nuhakinti žaisliniai meškučiai, reikalaujantys išpirkos? Malwaru užkrėsti širdies ritmo reguliatoriai? Sulčiaspaudė, kuria negali naudotis, jeigu neveikia WiFi? Jau nebeaišku, kas yra tikras produktas, o kas -- parodija. Akivaizdu tik tai, kad vietoje realių globalių problemų sprendimo technologijų firmos renkasi kurti absurdiškus, nereikalingus, nesaugius, neveikiančius gadget'us, kurių vieninteliai monetizavimo modeliai yra vartotojų sekimas ir įkyri reklama.

Internet of Shit hakatono metu nesteigsime startupų, nekeisime pasaulio, nesivaikysime investuotojų ir neveisime vienaragių. Tiesiog kartu pasidžiaugsime atsukdami absurdo rankenėles iki vienuolikos.

Jeigu trūksta įkvėpimo: http://stupidhackathon.com, https://twitter.com/internetofshit, https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3KEoMzNz8eYnwBC34RaKCQ

Together with M-LAB, Kaunas Makerspace and Padirbtuves we invite you to celebrate the absurd on April 22-23rd!

A dishwasher botnet? A spying camera in a microwave oven? A dildo, surreptitiously sending the usage patterns to its manufacturer? A smart wine bottle that displays how much wine is left? Hacked teddy beards demanding ransom from parents? Malware in a heart pacemaker? A juicer that cannot be used when Wi-Fi is down?

It’s no longer clear what is an actual product and what is cruel parody. The only thing evident is that tech companies are choosing to create absurd useless unsafe malfunctioning gadgets instead of looking for solutions for the very real global problems we face. The gadgets, of course, can only be monetised via surveillance of their users and ubiquitous ads.

We shall not start startups, change the world, chase investors or breed unicorns during the Internet of Shit hackathon. Let’s simply turn up the absurd till 11, learn something and have fun.

In case you need inspiration:

http://stupidhackathon.com, https://twitter.com/internetofshit, https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3KEoMzNz8eYnwBC34RaKCQ

[gaillol-13]

I'm just thinking about how Orange was afraid of Teddy Juicer when in reality he could've abolished him, maybe his powers weren't fully awakened by then

Too be fair it was inside a dream. And we all tend to be helpless in nightmares

[rubycoldwater]

8 Coolest Trash to Treasure DIYs and Lifehacks || FUN ways to upcycle your home!

8 Coolest Trash to Treasure DIYs and Lifehacks || FUN ways to upcycle your home! STUNNING AND CREATIVE UPCYCLING IDEAS A lot of stuff we throw away every day can actually be recycled! Did you know that? Here are some awesome and creative tips on how to turn the things you don't need anymore into something cool and useful! Can you imagine making a vacuum cleaner out of an old sock and a fan? The best thing is, it actually works! And why buying new toys, if you can easily make them yourself? Anyway, they are so fun to make! It will cost you nothing but you can craft them with your family and spend a lot of time together. Watch till the end to see what we managed to make out of an old towel and other fantastic ideas! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TIMESTAMPS: 0:05 - DIY jewelry holder 0:33 - Space-saving lifehack 0:49 - DIY brush holder 1:20 - DIY vacuum cleaner 1:34 - Cutest teddy bear 2:07 - DIY juicer 2:38 - Dry shoes hack 3:07 - Cool dishwashing hack ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subscribe to our channel for more funny and creative DIY videos to brighten up your life! Find us on Facebook: https://ift.tt/2OtXi8s

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[savettimario]

8 Coolest Trash to Treasure DIYs and Lifehacks || FUN ways to upcycle your home!

8 Coolest Trash to Treasure DIYs and Lifehacks || FUN ways to upcycle your home! STUNNING AND CREATIVE UPCYCLING IDEAS A lot of stuff we throw away every day can actually be recycled! Did you know that? Here are some awesome and creative tips on how to turn the things you don't need anymore into something cool and useful! Can you imagine making a vacuum cleaner out of an old sock and a fan? The best thing is, it actually works! And why buying new toys, if you can easily make them yourself? Anyway, they are so fun to make! It will cost you nothing but you can craft them with your family and spend a lot of time together. Watch till the end to see what we managed to make out of an old towel and other fantastic ideas! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TIMESTAMPS: 0:05 - DIY jewelry holder 0:33 - Space-saving lifehack 0:49 - DIY brush holder 1:20 - DIY vacuum cleaner 1:34 - Cutest teddy bear 2:07 - DIY juicer 2:38 - Dry shoes hack 3:07 - Cool dishwashing hack ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subscribe to our channel for more funny and creative DIY videos to brighten up your life! Find us on Facebook: https://ift.tt/2OtXi8s

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[desenefaine89]

The Nuiances Of Baby Bath Silicone Brush

The Warm Fuzzy. For a uniquely male variation of the snuggle hold, place baby's ear over your heart -- bare skin to bare skin. The combination of the rhythm of your heartbeat and movement of your chest, plus the feel of abdominal breathing and the rhythm of your walk, introduce baby to the uniqueness of being worn by dad. If baby falls asleep during the warm fuzzy baby can use this energy to grow. (see related sections on premature and failure-to0thrive babies.)

Now that your baby is coming home, you might just realize that you have not planned every detail as you had in your mind. There are so many aspects that will need your supervision. For instance, sleep is such an integral part of a child's development. So, you need to ensure that your little one has a proper sleep setup. You can also shop for baby products online to check out an array of options.

There are only certain occasions like baby showers and baby's birthdays on which you need to buy baby products. Nowadays the market has an overwhelming supply of baby products and baby toys that are one better than the other. There are cribs and strollers, sanitation and hygiene products, baby bedding sets, changing pads, towels, juicers, milk bottles, baby chairs; the list is endless. To help you decide what baby products to buy and what to avoid, there is even more ways to get expert advice. Therefore, we all agree that buying baby products and baby toys is easy, right? Wrong. It is all the more difficult to pick a suitable thing amid so many preferences. So, if you are on the giving end, consider giving products which are a little uncomplicated, like baby toys and hygiene products. Such products will be highly useful for the baby in the near future. Those of you are receiving these wonderful gifts can re-use them the next time you are expecting a baby. This way you will save a lot of money and make great memories.

Each baby beanie comes with a short poem to introduce it to the toddler. This was written on a red heart-shaped tag that is attached by the animal's ear.Not much is known how many baby beanies are totally in existence since there are lines developed that create a family of baby beanies.

The most famous is the teddy-bear baby beanie that was created. The basic pattern was just re-used and different colors were utilized to create a family. Different names were given to each teddy bear in keeping with the tradition of having a name. Some teddy bear baby beanies are usually used for commemorative uses such as in the Fourth of July or there is a Diana, the Princess of Wales have been made as a commemorative collector's item.

Now yow will discover the best method for any shopping, baby store stands out as the finest option to buying something to your huge sum of baby apparatus, baby home furnishings, organic baby bed bedding, toy characters, organic baby mattress, products and dresses. You should buy everything to your new advent of bit of angel. It really is possible that there is the mates that recommended anyone to buy things within the local products and services and with local the baby stores, but bear in mind that that while you're eight that will nine calendar months pregnant, can everyone go with store that will store seeking the reasons like determining the best and wonderful things in your new the baby. It is not really easy strategy, I recommended the webs shopping for all mothers.

The clutch hold. In the early months babies may prefer breastfeeding in the clutch hold. Using a modified snuggle hold, shift baby into a side cradle position, with his head in front of the breast and his legs curled up beneath the same arm. Mother can then use her arm on the side of the sling to hold baby's back and head close to her breast and use the opposite hand inside the sling to help baby latch on. The clutch hold is particularly useful in the early weeks of breastfeeding while babies are learning how to latch on. Bending some babies in the clutch hold helps them suck better and maintain proper latch-on longer. This is especially true of the archer-- the clutch hold may keep her from doing back dives during feeding.

1. Evolving Table

2. Diaper Stacker

3. Bouncer

4 Dresser

5. Jogging stroller

6. Diaper Back pack

7. Glider or possibly Rocker

8. Organic Crib Bedding

9. Wireless

10. Newborn baby Bathtub

11. Newborn baby Clothes

12. Babies toys

13. Organic Crib

14. Car seats

15. Diaper Suitable container

16. Carry N Carry out

17. Newborn baby ointments

20. High Recliner

19. Diapers and additionally Wipes

20. Newborn baby hats and additionally socks

21 years old.

As for baby clothing, you will want to pamper baby for sure with cute outfits, little booties, and hats. But, the truth of the matter is, during the beginning months of baby's life, he or she won't have too many big outings to go to. In fact, mom and baby will probably spend a lot of their time resting up for the next feeding in the middle of the night. Again, yes it is great to have a dresser full of cuteness, but reality is, a few cute outfits will do just as well. Now, you should not short yourself on onesies and sleepers. baby cradle cap  will spend most of his or her day in these and will more then likely need a few per day depending on how much baby decides to spit up. Don't forget the diapers! Having several burping clothes and blankets will also help.

[thehungrykat1]

Festa Italiana Special Buffet at Crimson Filinvest City

Crimson Hotel Filinvest City is letting its diners enjoy the best of Italian cuisine this January as Café Eight holds its Festa Italiana Special Buffet from January 19 to 28, 2018. This enticing Italian Food Festival will indulge guests with fresh, seasonal and authentic Italian cuisine perfect for any kind of celebration. The Hungry Kat visited Crimson Hotel in Alabang yesterday for a delightful Sunday brunch featuring this Italian-themed buffet and it was definitely worth the long drive.

Festa Italiana at Café Eight is a festive culinary journey to Italy inspired by live cooking stations that provide an impeccable setting. Diners will get to taste flavorful and home-style Italian fare such as pancetta focaccia twists, prosciutto-wrapped fennel, Tuscan bean soup, plus a pasta station serving baked marrow amatriciana, Osso buco, risotto, and more. The buffet is priced at P1,383++ per person or P1,579++ with free-flowing drinks which I believe are very good rates for a buffet this unique and enjoyable.

Café Eight is Crimson Hotel’s all-day dining cafe on the eight floor which offers daily breakfast, lunch and dinner buffets as well as an a la carte menu. They occasionally offer special themed buffets and dinners, like last September’s Latino Wine Dinner which I really loved. Crimson Hotel Executive Chef Marley Flattley continues to impress with his international repertoire and this time it’s an Italian celebration as the hotel presents its exciting promotions for January.

The restaurant is a stylish and casual urban space, with sweeping views of Filinvest’s green city landscape that is well suited for business meetings and family gatherings. Italian food is one of the well-loved cuisines by Filipinos. Pasta and pizza have become a staple in the Philippine dining scene, so it is only fitting that both are well-represented in today’s lovely buffet.

Let’s begin with some appetizers and the one that caught my eye was the Pasta Salad. If you really love pasta and can’t wait to get your hands on it, then start with this heavy and satisfying starter.

Other special salads on the table were the Italian Seafood Salad and the Balsamic and Green Bean Salad. I really enjoy eating seafood so it was easy to choose which salad to get. They also had a Focaccia Pizza which is a flat oven-baked Italian bread similar to a pizza. These are in addition to the regular breads, cured meats, hams and cheeses on display at the Appetizer section.

The highlight of Festa Italiana would have to be the Pasta Station where you can customize your own pasta creation. Choose from among a selection of pasta including spaghetti, fettuccine, fusilli, penne, farfalle, and more then add your desired toppings and ingredients.

Pasta lovers will be in heaven once they see all these colorful types of noodles and the variety of ingredients on hand. Just tell the chefs what you want and they will prepare it for you a la minute. The Cheese Wheel also comes in handy to add some delicious cheese to your pasta.

My favorite pasta is the Carbonara so of course I had them prepare it for me as well. I’m already getting full from all these pasta dishes but there are so many more places to explore at Café Eight.

I had quite a few return visits to the sushi station for their Salmon Sashimi and more importantly, the Unagi Sashimi. There are only a few buffets in the city that include Unagi, even some of the higher priced ones don’t, so I was really happy to find this at Crimson Hotel. 

If you choose to get the option with free-flowing drinks, you can have unlimited sodas and fresh fruit juices squeezed on the spot. The Bloody Mary was the featured drink that afternoon and this healthy concoction comes with fresh tomato, carrots, lemon, cilantro, turmeric, olive oil, and Worcestershire sauce. Crimson Hotel is also offering its La Dolce Vita Afternoon Tea at the Lobby Lounge for the whole month of January. For only P685++ good for two persons, guests can treat themselves to an afternoon of exquisitely hand-crafted sweet and savory Italian treats. The three-tier cake stand will be filled with bruschetta of beef bresaola wrap with Parmigianino cheese, seared tuna sandwich, strawberry and ricotta cannoli, tiramisu shooters and others.

I wasn’t even halfway through the buffet yet so now it’s time to attack the other main dishes.

The Italian-Style Stuffed Aubergine is a vegetarian eggplant side dish packed full of ingredients including tomatoes, garlic, mushrooms, and mozzarella. On the other hand, if you want even more pasta, go for the good ol’ Lasagna with its creamy and cheesy crust.

Another interesting Italian dish was the Pork and Sage Meat Balls. These are juicer and meatier than just ordinary meatballs. One of my favorites at the Festa Italiana was the Beef Milanese, an iconic Italian dish with its flavorful beef slices coated in bread crumbs then fried to perfection.

Aside from the featured Italian sections and dishes at Café Eight’s Festa Italiana Special Buffet, there are many more stations that will surely satisfy your appetite. I made sure to grab some yummy prawns, mussels, and crabs at the Seafood Station and had it cooked in garlic butter.

You can also get other seafood items like squid, tuna, salmon, tilapia and add your choice of sauces which include Adobo, Sweet and Sour, Lemon Butter, Tomato Olive, Coconut, Schezuan, and more. There are endless options available so you can keep going back again and again.

I also had my fill of meaty and carnivorous dishes like the Roasted Beef Tenderloin in Peppercorn Sauce with its tender slices of beef in gravy.

You know I can’t ever resist steak so I got a slice of their Striploin Steak at the carving station. These are actually regular parts of the buffet so there is always a reason to visit Café Eight.

But the best and most outstanding dish that afternoon would have the be the crunchy Pritchon. This roasted pork belly really took my breath away with its ultra crispy skin and oh so juicy meat. The Pritchon alone is totally worth the price of the buffet and I guarantee that everyone will love this superstar.

The Dessert Station at Café Eight is also quite a treat and everything you need can be found in this area. You can start with some fruits and marshmallows dipped inside the Chocolate Fountain.

Festa Italiana continues here with several Italian desserts like the (clockwise from top left) Biscotti, Cassata Sicliana, Vanilla Panna Cotta, and the Zabaione. Aside from these, you will also find a pretty and luscious Leche Flan, Creme Brûlée, Lava cake, Ice Cream and much more. 

The Festa Italiana Special Buffet is only until January 28, 2018 so make sure to visit Crimson Hotel and indulge in an authentic Italian-themed buffet. I would like to thank Ms. Ronie Marie Reyes, Director of Marketing & Communications, for inviting me to try their latest tasty promotion. My partner was so full from the buffet that he now looks like a big giant teddy bear.

Crimson Hotel Filinvest City

Entrata Urban Complex, 2609 Civic Drive, Filinvest City, Alabang

863-2222

www.crimsonhotel.com/manila

www.facebook.com/CrimsonFilinvestCity