#Team Trixany

[trixcuomo]

Around to the middle and back again... 100% pure WTF

Meanwhile, hanging out at Trixany's Suramar apartment.. (This time, NPC free!)

Sharpen: So, Trix. You're a Horde B-celebrity. Like Haris, who is an A-celebrity.

Trixany: Ouch, but yes.

Sharpen: She goes, 'That's hot--'

Trixany: No, she changed it to Molten Core, cause this is Warcraft. 'That's so MC.' She might change it to 'That's so Fyrakk' soon, but you didn't hear that trending from me.

Trixany: Or, wait. Yes you SO did, cause that's my job.

Sharpen: Riiight. And what's your catchphrase again?

Trixany: I go, 'Yowza.'

Sharpen: Yowza?

Trixany: Yowzaaaa. *cocky grin*

Coco: Always thought that was dumb.

Sharpen: But if you're a Horde B celebrity, and this is Warcraft, as you say... then shouldn't it be 'Wowza?'

Trixany: ...

Coco: HAHA! You never saw that?

Trixany: SHUT UP SHARPEN.

Coco: She never even saw it??

Sharpen: No, apparently she didn't.

Trixany: I didn't need to see it, it's not a-- asdfyrfyhuijjKkkolllzxv!!

Sharpen: What?

Coco: She literally just face-rolled across the keyboard. That's how mad my sista is right now.

Sharpen: Nice. Nostalgic. Very throwback to vanilla WOW, even. But that savvy trendsetter instinct won't help her this time.

Trixany: *angrily smashes empty arcwine crates and other like assets*

[sharpen-jadescythe]

It gets worse

Trixany: *walks up, taps the giant Night Elf man on the shoulder again* HEY! You walked away but I wasn't finished.

Sharpen: Nice. Most people these days just follow me on Tik Tok. Grats, Trixany.

Trixany: Did I hear right? Are you teaming up with an exclusive luxury brand to sell iconic pet items out of your cat cafe? I thought that cat shop was for charity!

Sharpen: It's a cafe, not a shop. It is a relaxing space for busy people to enjoy nature, and hopefully give a sweet cat a good home.

Trixany: *seethes*

Sharpen: Would you like a cat--

Trixany: NO I WOULD NOT.

Sharpen: Would you like a luxury brand to endorse you?

Trixany: After a decade of hard work on my end, yes that would be nice--

Sharpen: Well, too bad! I have one and you don't!! *resumes tapping his comm screen*

Trixany: Are you posting online about this conversation we're having, right now?

Sharpen: With that hairdo? More like shitposting.

Trixany: That's it! If you don't start acting like your normal, sweet himbo self, Sharpen, I am going to make a premade group in Group Finder to beat your ass!

Sharpen: Is this what our friendship has come to? Are you really threatening to violate the game TOS to get back at me, and in front of my Sharpies fanbase?

Trixany: Huh? That's not what I meant--

System message: 'Trixany' is no longer playing.

System message: Trixany has gone offline.

Sharpen: Wow, Sharpies. That crowdsurfed perma-ban was ice cold.

[konietzko-sylvoran]

Hanging by a Winter’s Veil Moment

With a hint of confusion, but he was drawn to the candle with the envelope waiting for him. His eyes widen with surprise and he gathers it up scanning the writing on it. He smiles fondly and with a small kiss on the envelope and would turn it over to inspect and then open to see what was written inside.  Within the envelope was a little bit of thick cardstock colored red, tiny specks of silver wintery glitter fell from within it as the note was removed. The mage would grin as he reveals the glittered note and his eyes glimmer at the idea that it could be....snow!  Written in Kon’s handwriting was a little note written in black ink across the top. Life with you my Kal has always been an adventure I thought you deserved a bit of treasure. Collect these gifts as you find each clue  but don’t let your curiosity get the better of you. Reading the message, his smirk reflects an appreciation for his first words. Below, in the center of the red cardstock written in green ink was a riddle! Our first Winter’s Veil has begun It's time now to have some fun So, go to the place That reflects your face And there you'll find clue number one.

He blinks a few times reading over the other. Collect...? he gives a slow look around. "I'll do my best.." he mutters to himself and grins widely this time.  "A riddle! Well!" He shakes the note just a touch to have a few more sparkles dust here and there just a bit, grinning all the way.

One by one, clue after clue gifts were starting to pile up each uniquely wrapped with hints that were associated with each riddle as he unraveled them! The boxes floated behind the magi till he finally made his way to his final clue!  My Kal, your search is almost at its end so do me this one favor. After you read this final clue, take these gifts and leave them on the table together before you come find this final treasure I hope to help you savor. Below the note in the center written in green ink was yet again a riddle! Before we allow this to further extend Your hunt is finally at its end Come to the place where we like to howl Coffee awaits along with your favorite owl Guaranteed to be your favorite blend

Inside the Howling Owl was the leftover Winter’s Veil décor from their gathering that had been asked to be left up even after cleanup. Upon entering here Talthorn looked around with shimmering eyes. Lovely memories of the times spent here already were flooding his mind and especially that of their recent social. A gentle sigh escaped his lips in happiness and he noticed, still! No Konietzko to greet him. "Are you here, my heart?" On one lone table below sat one lone mug of still steaming coffee. Upon closer inspection the coffee was not only Talthorn’s favorite but someone had gotten a little fancy and made some latte art for him of a cute little owl on a bit of mistletoe with a santa hat on its head! Next to the coffee mug was a familiar cardstock this time not in an envelope but on it was written in that green ink yet again, ‘Listen Closely.’ Slipping into the seat he knew this had to be for him! He looked around and tried to listen for anything. 

From upstairs the sound of a guitar strumming lightly was heard, a soft tune being carried and slowly getting louder as it was strummed over and over. Hearing the music coming from upstairs, Talthorn gathered his coffee and began to make his way up listening with great interest as he took a slow sip. He started to suspect that Kon had set up their own little dance area! Upstairs in the club itself, the dance floor was uniquely lit, only a particular few lights were turned on all about mid height up and against one back wall. It offered a very unique lighting for the figure who sat in the middle of the floor upon a single stool. A microphone stand stood before him raised up high enough to reach his lips. In his lap came the source of the strumming sound that played over the speakers that filled the room of the night club. There sat Konietzko wearing a very cozy but nice warm shirt and linen pants. One boot was up on the stool, legs the other on one of the cross bars along it so he could keep ahold of the black guitar in his lap better as he played. Seeing Kon had taken center stage as it were, Talthorn’s mouth fell open as he searched over him. Oh, by the heavens and stars. He could already feel a fluster creep over his face as it lit up in the sight of the man who held his heart.

At last it was time to unveil at least one of his secrets in this moment, as the very song that Lady Bella had been teaching him to play on the guitar was now played and sung. His deep bass voice well trained to hold a tune when he tried added to the sound of the guitar along with the pure emotion he felt as he sang with it. This private show was one that he’d been looking forward too from the days before he’d asked to take lessons and now he finally could see the look on his dear kal’s face as he let him alone be the first to see him perform. At some point near the end of his song, he plucked a high note to carry the sound as he held it a moment. And in that last final moment he tapped his toe against a trigger as a burst of wintery glitter snowed down on them both while he sang his heart out with the final chorus. 

As he let the music fade with his final note, Talthorne shoved the coffee to the table so he could run over, covered in sparkle. It took a moment for him to blink and envelop Kon in a strong and loving hug!! His laughter rolling through the room. With a sudden, 'Oof!' Kon found himself sitting right back down and then laughing himself. He wrapped his arms tight around Talthorn covered in snowy sparkles and all as he pressed his head against the side of his. "Happy winter's Veil my kal." He said in a very endearing voice as he would turn his head »

Filled with such emotion as they embraced, Talthorn tried his best to thank and describe the way he felt in that moment but before long Konietzko admitted that this was not all he had planned. In shock that there was more a familiar voice was soon to be heard as she made her way down the stairs from above. 

Trixany herself dressed in full performance attire announced she was the next part of his gift to Talthorn as she approached them both with her Team Trixany band following behind her. Mister Mistletoe, Winter Queen and Mister Grinch were each introduced to them as they were asked to be seated for a delightful show of something naughty and nice!

Leaving both the elves in awe full of flushed faces from laughter, they bid Team Trixany farewell as the couple made their way home. It was time at last to open those gifts left behind and to sate Talthorn’s curiosity to see what lay inside them. While Talthorn seemed to enjoy each gift that matched the theme of every riddle given, it was to Kon’s joy that they saved the most silly of gifts for last as he got to see how happy Talthorn was with his new silly hat and magical wand set he fully hoped he might use one day with his storytelling. 

Taking the magical wand outside to the balcony where their new cuddle chair made of wood sat, soon the property of the Howling Owl was lit up with a small private firework display as stars of red gold and blue lit up the sky as they stood side by side enjoying their grand finale of their first winter’s veil night. "Now wave your wand about and conduct your magic!" Kon said with a fun chuckle. Beaming bright, Talthorn took on a conductor’s pose letting the sparklers dance. "With this spell! I call upon Winter's Veil's magic!" he would gasp as the show of fireworks begins to light up their sky! Both elves laughed loudly as a tiny mini display of fireworks suddenly exploded into the sky lighting it with their very own show of stars! Just one more memory to light their eyes with and share together! It was perfect. "And what beautiful magic it is...." Talthorn said with awe in this moment. "And the fireworks are sensational as well." Talthorn hugged tight at his beau. "I really have the most cherished gift right here in my arms..."  "Well next year, I'll see that I put a bow on my head and call it good." Kon winked and loosed a warm chuckle with arms wrapped tight around the other in return. 

(( A reflection of Day 1 with Kon x @talthorn-sylvoran​ first winter’s veil spent together. A rp tale that deserved to be told as yet another story highlight on Kon’s blog. A special thank you to @trixcuomo​ for the amazing well written private show that we still are chuckling about to this day and to @belillinafireseeker​ for the time spent with Kon helping lead up to this moment!))

[alintheshitposter]

Yo bro I love your own incorrect quotes, they're always so on point and bc they're original they're far more entertaining than reading the same quotes for the hundredth time Anyways. I'm bored and thought to myself, if you keep doing these "chats i had with my girlfriend" ones you'll end up exposing all your fav ships so now I'm just cutting it short: Wanna name your top 3 lazytown ships? Bonus points for a little explanation why you like them so much

Hello friend! I am very late (and I know it) but I never forgot about this and you will get your answer now!! :D

But before we start, thank you so so much for liking my quotes and chats!!! That really means a lot to me c: and I'll try to post more often again once I've graduated!!!

Here are my favourite lazytown/latibær ships:

1) Maggibæt: I doubt this surprises anyone x3 Aaa I just love them. The fact that they're both teenagers (at least this is how I headcanon them) makes me relate to them a lot and I have the cutest headcanons and fic ideas for them (which I can share in another post at some point x3) Yeah, I just love them. And I die everytime I see @lazybetch posted fanart xD

2) Trixanie: basically the same as Maggibæt but make it lesbian x3 maybe it's because I kind of see me and @versti-fantur in them but I think they have a beautiful dynamic!! Also, no one can deny what happened in the latibær plays, we all know there's no heterosexual explanation for it. So yes. I love my girls💕

3) Sportarobbie: the classic. Really, there's a million reasons to love them. They're just made for each other. Hero and antihero. I love how they're both watching over the kids in their own ways and the imagination alone of them teaming up for the better (although Robbie wouldn't admit it) fills me with so much joy :D

3a) Glannithro: fics in which Glanni is an actual villain in a modern setting and Ithro gets him out of dangerous situations and they kind of have a "forbidden" love and they run away together are. my. favourite. thing. That alone deserves a very own TV show. And I want all the fics to be bestselling books.

honorable mention aka 4) sportaford: no further comment 🌚

[pooktales]

The ‘How I Met Your Mother’ of Blood Knight fanfics continues...

More updates to “The Embarrassing Story of How I Became a Blood Knight”!

Chapter 19: His girlfriend is really cute too

After Sunthraze and Pyorin set their plan in motion to lure Prince Kael’thas Sunstrider back home from Dalaran, Farstrider B. Artanyan Britecleff gets right in the middle, landing our so-called Sunthraze the Sly in a double-date at a chic Silvermoon City locale with two pretty fellow... conspirators?

Chapter 20: Singing Tempest

After dinner, Sunthraze and Tempest (Trixany)* wander off together through romantic, starlit Silvermoon City. These two have needed this brutally honest moment for a long time...

*If you follow Team Trixany, “Tempest” is an old nickname I also have for this muse. Enjoy reading about Trixany’s long-lost past with young Sunthraze.

Or, read it from the beginning!

[trixcuomo]

That's right, Team Trixany! @nixalegos has an eight pack, you heard it here first!

Obviously @tyleinth's overhaul of Nix's workout routine has clearly shown results. Legionterror, one handed? With no counterweight? That can't be all vambrace gauntlet and pneumatics.

[trixcuomo]

🎵 PvME: A Trixany Concert 🎭

Coming Saturday, March 30 at 6pm WrA/PST! Location TBD

There are many beloved and hilarious Trixany songs, but a choice few in the vault are SO feral that they need their own stage! Join Trixany (and her alts) as we explore the life and times of the parody artist formerly -and currently- known as Trixany Cuomo!

Featuring all-new parodies and a few classics!!

To be followed by an afterparty & sing-a-long!

Get ready, TEAM TRIXANY 💪

[trixcuomo]

Kaldorei Dreams Ken

Sharpen: Here we go, Trixany! Skating to the end of the pier, just like in the Barbie movie! Here we goooo...

Trixany: What's the point of getting so excited about a ship that taxis between two Goblin ports with names that make me think I'm either gonna catch something or get robbed?

Sharpen: But Azeroth has its own magic! You never know what cool people we'll meet on the boat from Booty Bay to Rachet. Beeee positive!

Trixany: Shut it, Night Elf Ken. *clomps awkwardly onto the boat in her bright rollerblades* What’s gotten into you, anyway? Did the dev team slip you some gold or something after the last episode?

Sharpen: I'm excited now because I realized my outfit is so bright, Elune can finally see ME! Hi moon goddess!!! *waves at the sky*

[trixcuomo]

The devs join the battle!

Meanwhile, Trixany is still depressed she can't skate to Barbieland from Azeroth... Who can save her?

Trixany: Yay. Now we're off the boat and skating down the really short pier in Rachet. How fun. Guess we go right back around to return to--

Sharpen: Elune glitter!! *blue sparkles fill the screen*

Trixany: Ow! It's everywhere--Sharpen, I can't see, you moron!!

Sharpen: *sings* The dev team can show you the Warcraft world. Shining, shimmering, splendid. Tell me Trixy, now when did you last let your hearthstone decide?

Trixany: Huh?

Sharpen: The dev team can open your eyes...

Trixany: Ack! We're way up here? Are we riding on the shoulders of that Ogre that patrols the Barrens? Oh, you're aaall the way down there riding on the little Goblin vendor the Ogre escorts. Pfft! Actually, you look hilarious.

Sharpen: The dev team can fill you wonder by wonder *sings louder*

Trixany: Oh cool! Now we're on a war kodo charging to the Crossroads, shooting this crazy Orc machine gun!

Sharpen: Design taxi transports that go over, sideways and under... *he has a nice baritone actually*

Trixany: Wooo! Now we're a'charging through Ashenvale on a bigger war kodo, mowing down Alliance and Night Elves. Err, sorry Sharpen.

Sharpen: I'm being paid to sing, I'm fine...

Trixany: And he even stayed with the melody there. Nice.

Sharpen: Azeroth is a whole new woooorld!

Malfurion: Trixany, don't you dare close your eyes!!

Trixany: Where is Malfurion inside this racing deer? Are we riding on the back of Malfurion Stormrage through Darkshore?!!

Sharpen: WOW devs give you a new, fantastic point of view!

Trixany: Oh sweet!! Now we're riding on the back of Illidan--

Forsaken driver: *sings in gravelly voice, with rotted jaw* Actually, it's an Undercity plaguebat, but it gets better.

Trixany: Waaaaaa!

Sharpen: No one to tell us NO. Or where to go, or say we're Emerald Dreaming.

Trixany: *harmonizes* A whole new woooorld! The devs made an exciting place we never knew.

Sharpen: Holy crap! Now we're on a Horde zeppelin!! I always wanted to ride one of these giant things, with the Britney foghorn and all-- And look, Icecrown is just ahead! HII ARTHAS! *happy, magical music crescendoes*

Trixany: Wait, don't wave to him. He's a homicidal maniac!

Sharpen: That depends on your personal fan interpretation of the Culling of Stratholme-- *happy music rages on*

Trixany and Sharpen: Because waaay up here, Azeroth is crystal clear! And now I'll share this World of Warcraft with you.

Trixany: A Horde new world. (Because I'm Horde.)

Sharpen: It's the Alliance for meeee... A whole new place--

Trixany: A fine game-designed space--

Alexstrasza: For you and meeeeee! Hold on tight, mortals. Next stop, the Dragon Isles!!

Sharpen: Oh shit, it's Alexstrasza!!?!?

Trixany: She isn't Barbie, but the Dragon queen and the Dragon Isles are close enough for me! Yaaaay! *they fly off into the sunset*

[trixcuomo]

Teatime Tuesday: "What was your first big break?"

"Oh gods, it was a Goblin Gentleman's Magazine photo but not in the way you're thinking, I promise."

"Few people remember my mom? Urania "Georgette" Cuomo was a huge Blood Elf glamor girl. She was um... unsatisfied with our strict home life I guess--my father was a Farstrider--and so mom eventually hauled me down to Kezan, after her new Goblin boyfriend who was incredibly shady but then again he owned a big ass casino. That's how I became part of the Goblin Goldenbolts family line, through my mom re-marrying."

"Anyway, back to my being in Kezan at the right time, on the wrong photoshoot... That had been set up as my mom's photoshoot. She was the mad glamor girl, the casino showgirl married to a gambling magnate. Ol' Googy Goldenbolts had arranged that gig for my mom. I was just there, waiting cause my mom was in her dressing room still and they were yelling for her to hurry up."

"My mom and I will be arguing forever over whether some Goblin camera man thought I had real talent or if they thought I was my mom finally come out of the dressing room. But they shoved me onto the set, dunked machine oil on me grappling this broke down threshing machine and next thing you know, Threshing Machine on Beach With Oil Spill Girl was born."

"Me looking like a younger version of my mother ended her career and launched mine. It was terrible for the first few years. But mom always had the casino to fall back on, so she rebuilt herself from there. Eventually."

"Looking back of course, it's clear to me those GGM photags and promoters were a bunch of jerks. And I was being kind of a brat too, going along with my newfound fame at my mother's expense. And that's exactly why my father showed up in Kezan, that same summer, and hauled me off to military school back in Quel'thalas. The rest is history, since I actually enjoyed the military and I did need the discipline. I later became a Blood Knight."

"So, Team Trixany, the moral of the story about family values and all that is... Always go through an agent! A good one."

"Hey, I am still pretty close with the Goblin side of my family and sometimes it comes through, heheh!"

[trixcuomo]

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[trixcuomo]

It stands for Peon & Peon

Trixany: Alessandre Shademoon, right?

Al: Yeah. Aren't you friends with Sharpen, that fool himbo?

Trixany: So you're mad at him too, right now? Good. I just got thrown out of someplace I really care about, because he went Night Elf A-celebrity and his new followers called Sharpies or whatever, complained about me.

Al: When you mean someplace, you mean...?

Trixany: Azeroth. That's why we're exchanging comm messages right now, instead of being in person. And I know you guys are bitter Night Elf rivals.

Al: Ouch. Riiight so, you're looking to team up for some revenge? Sharpen ruined some plans of mine as well.

Trixany: Not necessarily revenge. We just need to make him go back to being the adorable, muscular himbo I'm used to hanging out with. And okay, occasionally hooking up with.

Al: Ah, no wonder you don't truly hate him. Sex ruins everything.

Trixany: And I gather from that statement, you've clearly never slept with Sharpen.

Al: Fine. Maybe, according to some people, Sharpen isn't horrible in one area. But only one!

Trixany: Can we just plan how to humble him, please? Your prideful Night Elf ego is shockingly fragile and this chat is getting weird, even by my hedonistic Blood Elf standards.

Al: 🤔💭

Trixany: Hold on! Your comm plan gets emojis??

Al: Haha. Horde comm plans must suck.

Trixany has left the chat.

Al: Hello? Hello??

System message: Lok'tar! You have exceeded 80% of your phone plan, Alessandre Shademoon. If you don't pay the addon fee, a couple burly Orc peons will come break your legs!

Al: What? Lemme check... I didn't download any of these Haris Pilton conspiracy videos or stream this Blood Elf stuff. Did Trixany somehow force her comm data onto me??

Trixany has joined the chat.

Trixany: Having fun, Al? My Horde comm plan has a better map than yours. Just like Warsong Gulch and Alterac Valley. It extends into Darkshore now, too.

Al: Clever Horde bastard! I'll never help you.

Trixany: You sure? Burly Orcs will literally show up at your house and break your legs, like it says in the Orc P&P phone contract--

Al: Alright, fine. I'll help!

[trixcuomo]

"I heard Haris Pilton is releasing a new clothing line, how do you feel about that?"

"SHE RIPPED ME OFF! I mean, who else would come up with gold lamé sweatpants with a bejeweled waistband? That is so Goblin-meets-Silvermoon chic it's not even funny."

"I even had TRIXANY embroidered on the back of the pants, but her lazy product team didn't bother to remove it all the way. They just changed it to XANY. Which, again, is basically parodying Billie Eilish, right? Her Xanny song? And parodies are also my thing!! If I see just one more crazy ripoff stunt coming from Haris--"

[The rest of this post has been redacted by the Haris Pilton Corp legal team.]

[trixcuomo]

It ain't easy in the fourth wall department

Meanwhile, back at Haris Pilton Entertainment Corp in Shatthrath City...

Haris: That legionGPT commercial you just presented was horrible.

Trixany: But it highlighted the product so well! Of course we're not advocating for anyone to actually join the now-defunct Burning Legion. It was supposed to be ironic, and appeal to the aging hipster demographic of Azeroth's war veterans--

Haris: NO.

Trixany: Ugh, fine.

Haris: Onto your other assignment. How is catering to the needs of the dwarven royal family going? What'shisname.

Trixany: The Bronzebeards? Well um. I'm not so sure about these guys. Moira is pretty demanding and Magni has some kind of guilt thing going on. He is eager to spend a treasury of riches on anything she wants, however wacky.

Haris: So? That's to our advantage--

Trixany: This time, they want an animated show.

Haris: And? We can easily get one of our teams on that--

Trixany: They have clearly stated they want to rip off an existing show about a certain cartoon family that's been popular for decades.

Haris: Hold on. You don't mean...

Trixany: And their personalities slot in *slowblink* eerily well.

Next! On Desperate Alt's Lives!!

Homer: Oh, that Trixany. Always saying the tumblr things.

Marge: HrmmmmmMmmmM?!

[trixcuomo]

We've started a few celebrity gossip rumors here on Team Trixany so far. I think it's pretty fun...

Cody Rhodes clearly named his signature move after the Crossroads in the Barrens.

Illidan is a huge fan of Scar from The Lion King and based his entire Burning Crusade-era aesthetic off of him.

Uh oh! What will we think of next, here on.... TEAM TRIXANY??

*TMZ-esque pop theme music plays*

[trixcuomo]

Of course we have a Happy Canada Day song here on Team Trixany!