#Tea talks

[vannysarcade]

THE SIGN IS SUUUCH A HUGE IMPROVEMENT FROM THE FNAF 1 SIGN I LOVE IT..!! They’re cute and cartoony! Toy Bonnie is even fluffy!!

[sleepyteamage]

@demilypyro Demily plushie real!

[doodles-bi-tea]

claim your “I was a Lewis Pullman fan before Thunderbolts” ticket here! (in case he blows up in popularity any more than he might have after things like TGM and Lessons in Chemistry…)

[lunatheskier]

the thing I love about the discworld fandom is that they have three 'holidays' terry's birthday, his death day, and the 25th of may which is from one of the books and all three of them are celebrating the fact that we are here and alive and that this world is good. yeah theres the shit stuff but theres the good stuff too and thats worth celebrating. the fact that the holidays are about not just celebrating the author or the books but also the message behind most of them

anyway its the glorious 25th of May and though I haven't read Night Watch yet I will celebrate with you all

[teacakecutie]

PLEASE HELP ME MOVE MUCH SOONER THAN LATER

Hi, it's Tea.

Long story short: I originally made this ko-fi goal (that has been up for a while, I just never got around to making this post here) to gradually save up to move out in 2024. However, things have been extremely stressful and frustrating ever since my abusive father moved in with us back in 2022. And NOW things have escalated to the point where I no longer feel safe in my own home. I just can't do it anymore.

I was originally planning on moving later in 2024, around August-October, but now I'm looking at moving closer to May/June. I have a job that pays decently, but I've had to periodically dip into funds to pay off other expenses. Thus, I set the goal of $5000 to have as a cushion in addition to my current income. Depending on how things look for me in the next few months, I may or may not raise the goal, but this is a good start for now.

In addition, I plan on making adopts again (and still have a couple left up for grabs), in addition to opening my commissions back up to offset the expenses, but donations help the most.

Thank you for reading. Have a nice day.

$0/5000

[whoreance]

chat did we just win

[jun-apologist]

what if 👀 we were both boys 👦🧑 and we had special 🐺🐺 alpha powers 💫💫 and our adoptive dad 👨 wanted to 👉⚫ impregnate one of us🤰as part of his 👨💡 alpha/enigma 🐺 breeding scheme 🤑💰 to produce superpowered offspring 👪💯 to auction off 😝 to millionares 💵💳 and we kissed 💏 👀 and had sex 💦🍆 in a car 🚗 in public❓️🥺👉👈

[tinykittygardencat]

tiny tea time

[rivai-hana]

DRINKING TEA TOGETHER 💚💜 Levi & Hange

[one-time-i-dreamt]

not a dream

How do you call this character in English? I just know him as 'Bubi', because that's how his name was translated in Croatian.

Anyway, my mom calls Ragnar 'Bubi' as a nickname. He knows he's Bubi. He answers when people call him Bubi. He was nicknamed after this giant baby, because he's ours.

[vannysarcade]

im really, really tired of fnaf fans acting like the mess that was security breach, the inclusion of the mimic and other book characters is because of steel wool because it literally isn't. Scott is still completely in charge of the story guys. He never retired. Do not fall for that bullshit. He still writes the books. He still writes the scripts for the movie. Everything storywise that happened is because of scott's own decision making, not steel wool randomly putting things in the story. They are not in charge of the story. The reason security breach even ended up the way it did was because of a complete lack of communication between the team behind it and the person writing it. Scott didn't tell them the story other than giving vague things to put in it and steel wool having to figure out what to do with it from there. Secret of the mimic is the decision of SCOTT. NOT STEEL WOOL...THEY DON'T CONTROL THE FRANCHISE GUYS THEY JUST WORK ON THE GAMES 😭

[sleepyteamage]

Rating console/Handheld names that I remember starting with:

Family Computer or Famicom/Nintendo Entertainment System or NES: Good names, famicom rolls off the tongue better but NES is clear and cut what it is 9/10

Super Famicom/Super Nintendo Entertainment System or SNES: Same as above, a little more silly but hey the jump from 8 bit to 16/32 bit made it really accurate. Yeah this sure was super. 10/10

Nintendo 64: Little confusing because Nintendo existed way longer than 64 years at that point and it wasn't the 64th released item from them but 7/10 for revolutionizing gaming I suppose

Nintendo Gamecube: 11/10. The perfect name. That sure was a cube and it sure did let you play games

Nintendo Wii: I don't like that, it's dumb. I guess the premise is WE play games together but that's a stretch 5/10

Nintendo Wii U: 2/10. I will not explain further

Nintendo Switch: Perfect name again, 11/10. You switched between playing on TV or on the go on a dime. Nailed it

Nintendo Switch 2: 11/10 Yeah that sure is the successor to the Switch. I think Nintendo may have locked themselves in a box with the Switch because you can't really go a step above a hybrid console/handheld but at least the box is nice

Onto Nintendo's handheld!

The Gameboy: Well it games and boys come in all shapes and sizes 8/10

The Gameboy Pocket: Confusing because the Gameboy could already fit in a pocket 5/10

The Gameboy Color: 8/10. It had colors and was still a gameboy

The Gameboy Advance: It sure was c: 9/10

The Gameboy Advance SP: I don't know what SP standed for and at this point I am too afraid to ask 6/10

The Gameboy Micro: Fuck that was small even for my child size hands when I was a child. 10/10 for accurate name

Nintendo DS: Dual-Screens. 10/10

Nintendo DS Lite: I never had one actually, I had the original but it was lighter from the looks of it, 10/10

Nintendo DSi: I now only realize the i stood for internet. Huh. 10/10

Nintendo DSiXL: On thin fucking ice 9/10

Nintendo 3DS: Stupid gimmick and definitely not the 3rd generation in the DS line. 8/10 because it is clever name pun

Nintendo 3DS XL: sigh. 7/10

Nintendo 2DS: Removing the 3D and going backwards and naming it the 2DS? I respect the hustle, still dumb though. 6/10

New Nintendo 3DS/3DS XL: hate. All of my hate. 3/10 (I have one but the name is stupid, I'm sorry)

New Nintendo 2DS XL: HATE. 2/10

Onto to Sony Console/Handhelds:

Playstation: 10/10. You stationed it by your TV and played games. Good name c:

Playstation 2: 10/10. That sure is the sequel to the Playstation 1

Playstation 3: 10/10. That sure is the sequel to the Playstation 2

Playstation 4: 10/10. That sure is the sequel to the Playstation 3

Playstation 5: 10/10. That sure is the sequel to the Playstation 4

Playstation Portable: 10/10. That sure is Sony's Playstation you can take with you on the go

PSP Go: 3/10. It was already on the go, come on

Playstation Vita: 5/10. I don't know what vita means

Playstation Q: 1/10. It's not a 0/10 because the Q is accurate. It stands for QuestionMark.

Onto Microsoft consoles! (They have no handhelds, Game Pass doesn't count)

Xbox: 9/10. It had an X on it, it was like the dark estranged sibling that showed up one day. Being it's first it had to be accurate and it definitely was

Xbox 360: uhhhhhh 7/10? I think the 360 was something Xbox around the globe because of Xbox Live or something. I'll be generous

Xbox One: Not for this little shit though. 2/10. I understand the premise. Xbox all in One. But it's a stupid name

Xbox Series S: You're killing me Smalls, 2/10

Xbox Series X: YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALLS, 2/10

[doodles-bi-tea]

spideypoolverine polycule becomes canon when

[lily-flower2]

[whoreance]

congrats vylad fans oh my god😭

[jun-apologist]

gmmtv saw that gay marriage was legalized and went "yeah, i can make this into a plot". putting the legal in legalized gay marriage. get scammed, idiot