#Tea Text

[teaprose]

Finally getting around to making a new tumblr dedicated to all my hyperfixations that are not Sims related.

If you are interested in any of the following you might see something over there you'd like!

Community / Dragon Age / Elder Scrolls / X-Files / Good Omens / Doctor Who / And more :D

Come say hi over at @grimsips

[hinamie]

post-graduation trip airport looks

[cottaegecore]

when you start reading again and it's like oh. oh . the sun actually does still shine.

[bruciemilf]

As a reward for helping with a problem, John Constantine wants to give Bruce a chance to talk to his parents. “I can only do one at a time, thought, so, who’s first?”

Bruce sweats, “That won’t be necessary.”

The batkids watch like ??? they’ve seen Bruce in every state a man could succumb and raise, but they’ve never seen him scared. Alfred calmly steps forward, “Please do.”

“No. Don’t.”

John “I don’t want peace, I want trouble, always” Constantine smells some opportunity for chaos and grabs it.

The result of that is the very angry spirit of Thomas Wayne fixing Bruce with the glare of the year, “You dropped oUT OF MED SCHOOL?!” The entire mansion seems to tremble.

Bruce yelps like a scolded cat and runs around the dining table, “I was busy with BATMAN—“

“ Che cazzo è un Batman, — Get back here! You were there a year, — Che cazzo fai, CHE CAZZO FAI?! Pack your bags, you’re going back.”

To the batkids’ absolute horror Bruce starts to cry, face watery and bright, and they finally understand what Alfred meant by tantrums. “Non voglio tornare indietro, papà!”

“Non mi interessa, cazzo, — wait till your mother hears about this, Harley graduated with HONORS. What exemple are you giving to my grandkids? Don’t — Don’t run, GET BACK HERE!”

Tim sweats in high school dropout, Dick sweats in cop, Jason sweats in drug lord, Damian sweats in art kid, and Stephanie just sweats in general.

“Should, uh… Should we help?”

“Are you kidding? I haven’t seen Jason this happy since the Queen died.”

[prinnay]

Serenitea

10 x 14 Acrylic on watercolor paper

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[italyveneziano]

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[28ms28]

ALL of you deserve COAL but i thought of something waaay worse

if you wanna torture yourself more here's the full list

[riddlerbrandautism]

Anya (mouthwashing) stimboard

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[lavenderfables]

Maybe this next cup of tea will fix me.

[viviraptor-art]

i'd like to formally thank duel links for this tag duel tournament in general, but ESPECIALLY for rex and téa having a fun interaction! what an interesting tag team o_O bonus:

[teaprose]

So my computer died last night. Mr. Tea put a temporary hard drive in today but we had to reinstall windows and start fresh. No sims, no photoshop, nada. Just installed the bare necessities to get me through the week.

Proper new hard drive gets here on Friday so hopefully I’ll be able to transfer everything from the dead one to the new one then.

Of course this would happen two days before Baldur’s Gate 3 😭

[prinsomnia]

dear hedera (part 1/2) 🍃💌🌷🌙 a not-so-old reckoning with burnout (though is it really ever over?)

support me on ko-fi!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Someone was pouring me a cup of tea but kept missing the cup in increasingly atrocious ways for what felt like half an hour. I woke up in a cold sweat. I don’t even like tea.

[annabelle--cane]

in isolation I think it's fine as a writing move for sasha and melanie to misattribute people weird to them at their Spooky Jobs as being because of misogyny, that is a reasonable conclusion for those characters to make when they are unaware of the Spooky Reasons that people don't want them involved, but alas it leads to this weird thing I see sometimes where fans get boiling mad at these characters and start saying "this stupid bitch thinks she's experiencing discrimination in the workplace when akshually she's being iced out for completely logical reasons due to her lack of skills, something she might realize if she weren't so self-centered with such a massive victim complex." like guys. you don't actually need to say this.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Yue Qingyuan and Tianlang Jun having tea together ☕

[Commission for @absolmon!]