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[dramaticallytotal]

Noah's International Bookclub (Harem)

This may be my crack-iest idea yet folks! For real XD

Almost everywhere they go for a challenge, they end up staying for a couple of days so they don't waste fuel and to plan the course even if it was planned beforehand. Sometimes, they need to adjust. While this is going on, they get to explore in a set area (they aren't allowed to go too far, and the interns and camera crew make sure of it). Somehow, every time they go out to explore, Noah runs into a cute boy while he's trying to read.

These boys see a cute guy reading and wonder how to get his attention, and all of them have the same thought. Ask about the book he's reading, or if they've read it, ask for his thoughts and make sure to mention they've read it to keep the conversation going since the cute boy looks like he doesn't like when his reading is interrupted. They are happy when he takes the bait, and Noah is just happy to blab about books. At the end of each conversation, the boys that are interested in Noah ask for his number so they can further discuss the book and other literature. Of course, they are saying this as an obvious excuse to keep in touch and continue talking. Noah may be a genius, but he's also an idiot when it comes to recognizing when someone is into him, so he takes it at face value and is just happy to further discuss things.

He does explain he's in a game show, and when the boys seem interested, he rants about the challenges and the people, and the fact the contestants aren't allowed their phones, so he gives them his number and they write their's down for him to use later. He doesn't know that the boys are so into him that they start watching the show to root for the cute boy they met. Mind you, none of these interactions have been filmed since it's between downtime. They don't know there are others also interested in Noah.

Now he doesn't meet a boy in each location but oh my god does he meet a lot.

There's Chigaru from Egypt, Daichi from Japan, Oliver from New York, Benoît from Paris, Theo from Newfoundland, Ezra from England, and you would think it ends at England because Noah gets eliminated right?

Wrong!

In this au, he doesn't get eliminated in London because Izzy made a comment about the challenge, reminding her of the horror movie challenge in season one. Yes, Izzy, she wasn't taken by the military or anything like that. Her and Owen were hurt but not badly, thank goodness. Any who, after that comment, Noah suspects they are being watched. Still, though in the torture room, he still makes the joke of Alejandro making him do it because he's the shortest. Owen still asks why he doesn't like Alejandro, but Noah plays it off by saying he was just joking. He was making a joke because of the lazers in Paris. Owen thinks nothing of it, but Izzy figures out he's not saying everything, but that's fine! She'll interrogate him later.

It's when they reach the plane that Noah actually meets Ezra. Ezra and a bunch of other people from the concert Duncan was playing at had chased Courtney and Gwen when they saw them kidnap Duncan. No, none of them called the cops. They are a bunch of kids and some who have been drinking. Someone yelled to follow the girls, and they just did. When the group finds out it's for a show, they don't really know how to act, but Chris is all for drama except when it involves him. He's trying to explain to this group of punk kids why Duncan has to come with them, and Noah gets bored, so he pulls out his new book to read.

Ezra sees him and finds him intriguing, so he strikes up a conversation. Noah is happy to add another person to what he has taken to calling his International Bookclub in his head. It does end with Ezra giving him his number and getting Noah's number in turn in front of everyone. When the punks leave and Duncan is made to stay, Chris can't help but tease Noah about his new boyfriend.

Noah is confused and is just like, "What are you talking about, Old Man? Do you need to get your eyes and ears checked? We were just discussing my book, and Ezra wants to talk about it more later. That's all."

Chris is stunned by his obliviousness. So is everyone else. Izzy makes it worse by pointing out that this is the 6th boy to give Noah his number, and now everyone is just flabbergasted. Noah? Noah!??? The guy with no game???

Chris laughs and tells Noah point blank that those boys are into him and calls him a stud/player and asks if he is going to talk to them all. Noah panics on camera. He didn't think they were into him! He thought they wanted to discuss books! How could he talk to any of them now???? He really wanted to continue their conversations, but not if it meant everyone saw him as some kind of player!! He's not that kind of person!

It takes Courtney, Eva, Cody, and Heather to calm him down and talk some sense into him. He knows they say he is allowed to message all the boys and see who he gets along with more, but Noah isn't too sure. Sierra squeals something about a harem, but Noah ignores her. He doesn't want a harem!

Everyone starts to call the boys Noah's International Harem. The boys absolutely find each other and make a discord. At first, they wanted to hate each other, but they actually became weird group of friends who all like the same boy. They rant about how cute Noah is and catch up when a new episode airs. They feel bad that Noah panicked about being a player and leading them on, but they just found it incredibly endearing.

Alejandro is so not amused by this situation. Why didn't he know Noah met all these boys!? Why did it irritate him? Why did he feel like Noah didn't fully trust him? Well, that one was from the London challenge, and he had been prepared to confront Noah about it, but seeing how he misinterpreted the 6 boy's intentions, maybe Noah misinterpreted something he had said or done. So Alejandro makes it his mission to get closer to Noah and make him trust him. Alejandro's idea of getting closer is flirting, and Noah is so flustered and confused.

The discord the boys made is actually called Noah's International Bookclub completely by coincidence (once Noah finds out about it, he flips), and they all absolutely hate Alejandro. They roast him on a channel created specifically for that reason.

Noah makes it all the way to the Australian challenge and ends up meeting Sebastian. Sebastian approached him like all the others, and Noah freaked out and thought he saw the show and was making fun of him. When he realizes the guy is genuine, he feels bad. He sheepishly explained the whole situation, which makes Sebastian blunt. He straight up tells Noah he thinks he's cute, and yeah, he mentioned the book to get his attention, but he was actually interested in his thoughts on it. Sebastian gives him his number and tells him he's not bothered if Noah also messages the other boys as he is confident in his seducing skills.

Noah is so flustered, and unfortunately for him this time, it was filmed. Well, only the end part where Sebastian kissed Noah's cheek. Alejandro sees this and is pissed. In his mind, he's like, "I swear this boy will be the last!!! I'll stick by Noah and make sure no one approaches from now on!"

Sebastian is tracked down and added to the discord.

If you're wondering how they all found each other, it's like a weird cinderella situation. XD Noah showed all of them his International To-Read List. They all find each other by asking what the first three books are on the list or how many books they can remember.

Alejandro doesn't know he's been included in the harem by the viewers.

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It's Alenoah, but with a ton of male ocs because I just think the idea of Noah pulling all these cute guys without actually trying is really funny. Plus, having everyone else be absolutely baffled is also hilarious to me.

Funfact, the Theo from Newfoundland is Chris's freaking nephew, and when he figures that out, he is shooketh.

He definitely calls him to yell at him, "Who has you flirting with my assistant!?" (He definitely doesn't mean son. And his family definitely doesn't know that Chris basically adopted Noah. Nope. Not at all.)

[tooblindtizzy]

new favourite hobby: redrawing album covers with total drama characters (og covers under the cut)

(also chuck me some requests for some more td album redraws these are fun!!)

[chuuowos]

Who invited this guy?????????

[same-name-supremacy]

I’ve been on a genderswap role for the past few days! DAMN. I’m glad I finished them! They took awhile to finish

I hope you like the designs and the names, some names where obvious, some needed some extra thought

Click here to see the hosts

[rosieepetalz]

SECOND ROUND OF THESE!!

COLORFUL SHAPES

[megalopolus]

20 min doodle requests from twitter last night

[asexual-shelly]

alas, motivation granted me more ponies as was promised yesterday. A joyous occasion this is indeed

[f1zzygutz]

total drama characters as albums i have saved on spotify

[fraudulent-cheese]

Total Drama, but it's funny tags i got from @/dear-ao3

[doobledabbadoo]

MORE TOTAL DRAMA REDESIGNS RAAAAAAAAGH

DISCLAIMER: these redesigns are made for fun. constructive criticism, feedback, and suggestions are appreciated as long as you’re being respectful about them.

batch 1 (duncan, gwen, courtney, owen, leshawna, heather, geoff, bridgette, trent, & harold)

sadie & katie

world tour batch (alejandro, sierra, & blainely)

roti batch 1 (dawn, dakota, sam, lightning, scott, b, & staci)

roti batch 2 (brick, jo, zoey, mike, cameron, & anne maria)

chris mclean

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

Part 2 of my aftershow AU gen 1 designs

[enzohotline]

White boy gang <3

[tooblindtizzy]

this fuckass show is so fun to draw and recreate even, look at them alls (got a few more parts to this)

[footemoji]

more total drama mamba jamba

[same-name-supremacy]

Finally!! I’m done! WOOO! Hope you all like it! I’m on that genderswap GRIND!

Man this took forever, that triple lean.. oh my GOD

[elementaskylos345]

Time for an Island of the Slaughtered art dump, apparently, feat. Me bullying Duncan far more than necessary